Elongated Muskrat rooted Amber Heard

She blamed Depp but it turns out she was locked in her bedroom banging Elon Musk that day. Depp wasn't even there.

Should she go to jail if she set Johnny up and ruined his film career just to further her own with fake injuries?

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there's no way depp isn't some demented fuckhead

and there's no way amber isn't some soul crushing succubi

they are both wrong

Real life Gone Girl.

Whoever's right or wrong doesn't matter because I'm still a pathetic loser living in my mom's basement.

>Whoever's right or wrong doesn't matter because I'm still a pathetic loser living in my mom's basement.
why did this make me laugh so hard

just kys yourself user, i believe in you.

>Should she go to jail if she set Johnny up and ruined his film career just to further her own with fake injuries?
absolutely, the poor guy has enough problems

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One day you wake beside some old dude who used to look like Johnny Depp. Sucks to be ingenue.

>Depp was a cuck

Ruins his image more than him being a wife beater for female audiences desu, so what’s the point

depp is still more innocent

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#JusticeforJohnny

What if Elon beat up Amber and she blamed Depp?

He should get a free hit now. As hard as he likes.

Johnny is the all American boy, truly he has become Johnny as he was portrayed in The Room. Impossible not to love this man

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basically no ass at all

It's more likely. Elon has a very obvious god complex, but it's built on years of being an inadequate, balding, weird-looking nerd.

Whereas Depp has been making girls like Winona Ryder and Kate Moss cum his whole life.

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They will never punish women for false accusations.

1. This is will scare women into not report abuse because if they can't prove it even though it has happened they will be punished.
2. Women are protected class and can do no wrong.

Same reason why they won't kill rapists because all the rapists will just kill their victims before during or after because why not what's the difference.

God speed Adam, you magnificent bastard

unimpressed

Based

she's pretty and all, but that's some high level autistic walk. no ass, barely hips, why isn't she walking normal instead of clowning over the balls of her feet?

Trying to stick out as much of what ass she has to make it look better.

>Adam and Johnny will slay a succubus
based

that's what women do when trying to impress a man

Elon Musk's firs wife: Justine Wilson (Justine Musk):

"Still, there were warning signs. As we danced at our wedding reception, Elon told me, "I am the alpha in this relationship." I shrugged it off, just as I would later shrug off signing the postnuptial agreement, but as time went on, I learned that he was serious. He had grown up in the male-dominated culture of South Africa, and the will to compete and dominate that made him so successful in business did not magically shut off when he came home."

"Elon's judgment overruled mine, and he was constantly remarking on the ways he found me lacking. "I am your wife," I told him repeatedly, "not your employee."

"If you were my employee," he said just as often, "I would fire you."

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Elon Musk had 6 kids with her. The first one died from SIDS so they then used IVF and she had Twins followed by Triplets.

Musk divorced her and 6 weeks later texted her to say he was now engaged to a 20 year old actress.

Justine Wilson: Married to Elon from 2000 - Divorced in 2008

Talulah Riley: Dated Musk from 2008 - Married to Elon from 2010 - Divorced in 2012

Talulah remarried Musk in 2013 and filed for divorce in 2016. Elon says he filed but court papers show she filed for divorce.

Turns out he was banging Amber Heard since she married Depp. Amber was married to Johnny Depp from 2015 to 2017. She came forward with assault allegations against Depp which were refused by all of the women who Depp dated since childhood. Depp claims Heard was the abusive one. At some point Depp's lawyers got hold of evidence and recordings proving Amber Heard planned this scam from the outset to further her career.

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Toska Musk. Elon's sister.

/Would not bang.

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Just a reminder than Money can change your face. Before and After (of Elon Musk and his plastic surgery).

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if you try and use money to change your face you end up like the bogs

"Johnny Depp Claims Amber Heard Began a Relationship with Elon Musk 'One Month' Into Their Marriage"

That Musk fellow is a grass cutter. Who the fuck does that?

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I have to admire Depp though. He waited for her to star in a Blockbuster (Aquaman) that was big enough to allow him to sue her for $50M

That pesky Musk fellow and his red rocket should be interesting to watch in the press. He can't stop tweeting shit. I wonder if he'll comment on this since he's named in the Deposition?

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Yea

Best way to find out is to essentially let all 3 of them speak for themselves, like a trial, but without the talking heads making things complicated
Could it be that he was testing mind control tactics?

Heard's lawyer is going the Christine Blasey Ford route. Not gonna work against actual evidence Depp apparently has, probably from photo EXIF data

Skylar White lookalike

The plot thickens

Punished Depp gets his revenge. First Brenden and now this. 2019 is a good year

Damn what a dirty whore