What is the television and film equivalent of dressing like this?

You don’t know anything incel

I used to wear slim because my oldest sister told me to. I never knew how much it crushed my balls until I left it behind. Athletic fit was heaven since I workout regularly so my ass and legs need room to breathe.

4 day push pull and abs everyday pull-ups, deadlift , lighter on the squats and bench and oho for 3 months should make you have a visible frame

>hollister shirt
>fit bit
>floods

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Those aren't fitted, they're painted on nut huggers

"Sthuper" skinny pants like that haven't been in style for almost a decade.
Lmao at these flyover state hicks that are always behind on fashion

I live in Vancouver and fitted pants are in style

>having a penis and wearing jeggings

I tried a pair of these pants on once and my balls and dick made it look like I had a camel toe

Fast and the furious. Part 5

Fucking kek

SKINNY JEANS IS FOR HOMOS

STRAIGHT LEG MASTER RACE

It's Sex-core, designed to get as much SEX as possible.

Faggots and transfaggots who have a small feminine penis or gaping wound used as a fuck hole.

>the chink in Leafland thinks Canucks know fashion

>vancouver
this city only started dressing better because of the internet and within the last 6 or 7 years. before it was all yoga gear and semi-functional (ugly) snowboarding and rain jackets plus typical 00s fashion for women.

fitted pants are a mistake. just because skinny became the passe or the norm doesn't mean men who follow trends need to go reactionary and wear man leggings. awful.

I don't know what to tell you man, I see normal dudes wearing them on a daily basis.

Peak incels

Stop calling skinny pants "fitted", they're not fitted at all.

And fitting wear has been popular long before now, you ever see people from before 1990 wearing baggy jeans and oversized sweaters?

...

>I swallow cum the movie

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>i wear cargo shorts and graphic t shirts why won’t girls talk to me

What’s oho?

i know what you mean. fitted means to coutour to the shape of the wearer. athletic fit for buff guys. skinny jeans are actually meant for guys with twig legs.

hence why it looks awful when you stick a fat guy or buff guy into skinny jeans when in fact even regular fit might suit them better. or maybe they might be able to get away with slim fit.
it's also why i think man leggings are so bad and will not last.

see

How the fuck do you even know what to wear

I've gotten compliments but only because I go as generic as possible and live in a bullshit town. How do you learn all this shit?
Most /fa/ people look insane

>/fa/ggot absolutely fucking seething people are making fun of his leggings
There's skinny jeans, and then there's this.

>I butt fuck my beautiful transitioned wife every night after I put her son to bed.

imagine thinking about other men and the clothes they wear all day

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Do you guys also wear. Shark tooth necklace your aunt bought you in 2002

>Having a dick and balls and wearing an inseam closer than 3 inches

Why

There is a lot of room in the couch area desu

Busted

user what’s wrong with getting presents from your aunt? Did your family disavow you after you cut your dick off?

>jar of piss

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Nothing I just don’t wear shitty necklaces my uncle got me a motorbike

I dont wear shit that restricts my balls and leg movement. Joggers are best

YOUR UNCLE IS BASED AND NOT A SKINNY JEANS WEARING HOMO

HOW MANY CCS

50

Moterbike or motorcycle?

I DRESS LIKE THIS
AMA

Based

HMMM WERE YOU UNDER 12

I had my first one at 700cc but he helped me buy a new one at 1300cc

Cycle ya dummy

I vaguely remember receiving something like that from my wine aunt

HOWS UR HIV VIRAL LOAD

Just checking to make sure you weren’t european.

Do you suck dicks?

>Super skinny pants are pretty stylish nowadays, I've a few pairs and they're very comfy

No dick faggot detected. I tried to wear these tight jeans and up around your groin its just too tight and uncomfortable, and don't get me started if its a hot day.

any movie with Danny Devito

>Yea Forums has worse fashion threads than /fa/
how tf does this happen? I thought both boards were mainly browsed by zoomerfags although with more third worlders on Yea Forums

Canadian I like skinny jeans but I also ride my bike too once I watched easy rider when I was 20 and it changed my life

This is the tightest I'll let my pants get.

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are u gay lmao

Did you get a pair without elastane? Because yeah, those suck for anything other than just walking around on even footing for a bit. The one's wear are like a blend between jeans and compression pants; they don't constrain anything, just wrap around you snugly, so balls and joints get plenty of movement room.

I think he meant overhead press

>abs everyday
>t. abblet

A solid ab workout takes under ten minutes and will leave your abs sore for most of the week if you know what you're doing.

>and I thought MY fit was bad

>*ones I wear
Jesus

You wear clothes that match in color and that fits your frame. That is the most basic one.

It’s just a habit my football trainer got us to do after morning workouts

Brokeback Mountain
Call Me by Your Name.
Blue is the Warmest Color

yes
sometimes it depends
I'm positive that I don't have HIV

It depends. If you work out like me and have a nice ass, you cannot wear them. When I didn't work out at all for awhile, some of those slimmer jeans were like leggings, super comfy. I ditched them once I went back to the active life. Too tight around my balls and ass.

Horror movie marathon nights with your female friends

bottom, top, or vers?

If you think pants like that are cool you probably have a lot of gay/closeted/metro friends.

Skinny jeans are faggy as fuck

Checked
Top desu

Fuck off fag, stop looking for attention.

I don't have friends lmfao

>metro
What year are you living in man?

Then you probably get style tips from Youtubers you see. That's your problem, then. They're all fags.

Reminder if youre fit/have a decent silhouette with clear lean mass youll look good in 80% of shit

If you're a fat or skinnyfat fuck you'll look bad in 80% of shit

Go to the gym

He looks like he gets fucked by black guys

This is literally me but i stopped wearing these since it felt my balls getting crushed whenever i sit

Nope, I just like how I look in them.

>waited a week for new workpants to come by mail
>too fat for 30x30 now
Goosescreaming.gif

Idk maybe you're just gay.

Go to a gym and a do a full body exercise. Work out every muscle group and don't leave anything out.

Cool
Do you post on /fa/ at all?

This is pretty common in Europe. Comfy, looks great on you if you're not fat or super skinny, stylish, can be paired with a lot of things. Why do mutts dress like they're adolescents in 1997?

I'm literally fucking ten women with my dick in their vaginas right this very second as I type this exact post, user.

>too fat for 30x30 now
based chubby leprechaun

>basic blues and white shoes
>cuffed sleeves and top unbuttoned
zero original thoughts

Dudes who wear pants that tight are like 90% more likely to take it in the ass.

Because most of my countrymen here believe dressing nice and hygiene beyond showering and brushing your teeth is for faggots

>Eastern Europe
fixed

yeah if you're a teenager
he's wearing denim leggings, a too small shirt and basic bitch trainers

it's still Europe when it comes to fashion
I don't see the problem, not very original but decent enough for almost any age. I've seen dudes in their late 40 rock this look. Good hair&glasses can make you quite stylish. What would you wear during a spring/cool summer day?

I've always been short but I've never tried shit like this. Seriously, what the fuck?

its the fit thats garbage, like the shirt is pulled taught across his delts and rucking across the clavicle meaning its not broad enough - now i get he's doing the whole IM SO RIPPED I CANT FIT INTO MY CLOTHES thing but really just get clothes that fit, and those 'trousers' are horrendous, tapered way too aggressively, you can see his fucking calf muscle

anything featuring Brendan Schaub

/fa/ was a mistake

You're a mistake.

I'm pretty sure Yea Forums's resident fashion model also thinks this looks stupid as fuck.

>Yea Forums talking about fashion
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

t. ASSBLASTED SKINNYJEANS HOMO

t. Cargo pants in 2019

>/fa/
lmao. Just looked at the catalog. Embarrassing.