Is this what today’s cinema audience looks like?

Is this what today’s cinema audience looks like?

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i see these fuckers at the grocery store sitting in the shopping cart playing their gameboys while their mom pushes them around

>implying someone would go to the movies with their mom when they are 27+

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h-ha....ha

I'm 29 and I do.

But user, my uncle in his 50s takes my grandma to the kino once every few weeks and takes her out once a week to go shopping and go out to eat. Maybe you shouldn't be a coast-living degenerate and live in the midwest and love your family.

>he doesn't take his mom to the movies
She spent all that time raising you and you can't even do that for her? C'mon man.

Took my mom to see Cold Pursuit and Green Book recently. We both have MoviePass so it's pretty painless.

>japanese art

im just glad he didnt fuck her

No, but they tell their wife/girlfriend they want to see that movie. This hits close to home. I remember seeing the Jurassic World trailer and calling my wife in to see it and she's like "hmmm, this is that one about the dinosaurs? Is it scary?"

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The only people who go to movies now are actual boomers, families who want to see kids movies and people with complete shit taste who come for the latest MCU movie.

yeh lol that would be weird, would be even weirder if she let you get to 3rd base lol

>stopping at 3rd
so beta

no joke but my aunt fucked his sons she told my mom about it
because they were in a spic gang so she fucked them to keep em from getting into trouble or some shit (women logic)
1 of them already got 2 sons and 1 daughter and is my age also got cleaned of drugs and is about to marry
the other came back to college and left that stupid gang.

i think it worked somehow
meanwhile i got a job last year and it ended so im a neet again.

>white people hate spending time with their parents

Bro they haven't made a new GameBoy since 1999. FYI

Get the aunt to fuck you with her magical pussy so everything turns around.

Literally everyone I know does it and I'm 34. The truth is once you get to a certain age only the only people you can find to watch most stuff with you are old ladies.

>no cute asian boy to spoil fucking rotten

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I lack confidence and i don't talk to my family too much so..
>tfw you can't talk to women even family

Maybe they're calling whatever it is a Gameboy like mom would call their PlayStation a Nintendo. Because they're old now.

>No old lady for weekly kino and fuckfest meetings
That's actually kind of depressing how good that sounds to me. She presumably would watch whatever we're watching and not just fuck with a cellphone, she may make treats for it and would appreciate it when I made treats for it, then banging her like a fiend. Man.

>would watch whatever we're watching and not just fuck with a cellphone

Well that part is accurate at least. It's kind of funny taking her to shit like BvS and Alita and she gets everything without being familiar with the source material. Like how was my mom, who generally hates sci fi and capeshit, able to understand the timeline shit in BvS but people here couldn't. Like are they retarded? She's in her 60s and doesn't watch any of this shit.

ara ara

What's with white people hating their parents?

From my experience, older people actually sit there and pay attention to movies instead of multitasking a million other things while trying to watch one thing.

went with the old man to see "they shall not grow old," talked about my grandfather's time in the war on the way back

>ywn go to the kinoplex with a japanese milf

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Tomogatchis, gameboys, Atari Lynx, whatever it is you kids play on these days.

>pay people to shill moviepass so you can lose money faster
how many dimensions of chess are you guys playing right now

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My parents don't go to movies because it's too worldly and a waste of money. They're very Christian and frugal.

My parents and the parents of the friends I grew up with never took us to the movies, they just would just get a family member or friend to take us, leave us and pick us when the movie finished.

My mom falls asleep everytime we take her. The only time that didn't happen was when we took her to see the Wall-E on a day screening .

good for you user.
>tfw no dad

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>mom still in good shape
Dayum

I went and saw Alita with my Mom.

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just rebellious zoomers, luv me mum, I still go to the movies with her

The great thing about movies is that going to the cinema doesn't become unacceptable after a certain age, unlike video games or other children's hobbies.

>Wanting to see the piece of shit that was Jurassic World

25, gf, work and shit and yet sometimes I still go see movies with my family.

I can lend you my father if you want, Tyrone.

The last movie I went to see in the Theater was Return of the King. I walked out of there thinking that we had hit peak cinema and that it would just decline from there and nothing would be as good.

I was right. I've never had the desire to watch any movie in the theater after that, they all suck so much shit.

The last movie I saw in theaters was U-571.

Nah 2008 was peak cinema sffg faggot

Well, took mine to see The Expendables. She loves violent action flicks and her boy Jason Statham is in it.

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Some underlining programming to forcing their kids out of the house by 18. Meaning their folks did not plan for their birth.

I'm not. Faggot.

haha, that is simply epic

Cute mommy!

I've seen the adults dragging their kids in like retarded spazes.

But I take my mom to the movies every now and then, I plan on taking her to cold pursuit this week. I'm 32 and she's 68.

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>Stays awake during Wall-E but not other movies
Stop bringing your mom to shitty movies.

where's the incest edit

idk man. the US obsession with splitting people up by age seems like it's not a good idea for social cohesion.

why haven't people accepted that millenials are parents now, and they're the ones dragging their kids to shitty reboots?

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White people hates everyone

That's pretty much all I want to do. My family is all I have since I've retreated from the world. As soon as they're gone, i'm gone.

>millenials are parents now
Haha I know right, if you're a millennial and haven't move out, get a steady job and have a family you're a loser right? Haha....

>why haven't people accepted that millenials are parents now
I haven't. At least not yet.

Fuck off cornnigger