First day of film class

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>Go around the room, everyone saying their favorite movie
>Comes around to me, I say "Mars Needs Moms", my favorite film
>Everyone looking at me funny, girls snickering
I don't get it. They asked a question, I answered.

i think they like you user.

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>user, mars needs moms is pregnancy inflation futa netorare hentai, not ART like infinity war

This happened to my brother like 15 years ago, but he was asked his favorite TV show and he said Jackie Chan Adventures. Everyone laughed

Great thread guys

Your brother sounds like a lad I'd have a cheeky nandos with

Has he, dare I say it, done it again lads?

Stay in r/greentext you unfunny mouth breathers, this thread is embarrassing

cuck

>First day of film class
>everyone has to say their favorite film
>everyone's saying things like the godfather and citizen kane
>my turn
>“actually I don't really watch a lot if movies. I prefer to watch Pewdiepie and Ninja on the internet.”
>Everyone looks at me like I just killed somebody
>Hear a few whispers of what a weirdo I am
>hear a light chuckle
>I look over to my right
>it was from a cute but slightly chubby 7/10 goth girl who thought I was funny
>me become friends
>then eventually start dating
>later we fall in love

And to this day we're married and have 3 kids with a fourth on the way

>And to this day we're married and have 3 kids with a fourth on the way
Are they white?

Did anyone in ironically say Bladeerunner 2049?

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Well we're both white so obviously

Good job

real white or what Americans call white which really means non white mutt subhuman?

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Why would black men like captain marvel?

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based and cute

Not as obvious as you think these days

What's your favourite movie big guy?

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Jokes aside, what are some movies I can say that will make girls attracted to me?

Sweet Sweetback's Baadasssss Song

based and cringepilled

When the Janny posts in the thread before purging it. Fucking yikes

>first day of film class
>everyone has to say their favorite film
>everyone's saying things like the godfather and citizen kane
>my turn
>say "2003's epic half-hour long special crossover, Fight for the Fox Box"
>the whole class gasps
>cute girl says "user i didn't know you were so progressive!" then bites her lower lip
>black guy comes up to me and shakes my hand
>"MAH NIGGER-WORD I KNEW THEY WAS SUMTIN DIFFERENT BOUT YOU WHITE BOY."
>teacher is speechless after being shown up by my taste
>he gets red faced and leaves the class
>i whisper "kino" as he leaves
>the whole class laughs at my joke
>the stacies are getting all pissing their pants
>the chads are beating me off
>mfw

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I don't always say this, but this post is based and at the same redpilled.
thank you for sharing your story, user

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What's the difference?

>first day of film class
>everyone has to say their favorite film
>everyone's saying things like secret of the ooze and surf ninjas
>say "BR2049"
>there's a loud noise in the hall, like someone clanging pots and pans together
>a morbidly obese man bursts into the lecture hall
>smellslikepickleddogshit.exe
>anorexic goth girl vomits all over her desk
>the man marches up to me, clanging all kinds of kitchen flatware together
>gets in my face
>the smell
>he starts yelling
>VILLENEUVE IS A DISHONEST FILMMAKER
>i grin like nathan sandman
>the man begins a haka
>DISHONEST DISHONEST
>class joins in
>DISHONEST DISHONEST

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