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Kinos about social dynamics?
Joshua Russell
Michael Evans
Stupid jokes work on grills. They don't understand complex humor.
Ryan Bailey
It's not the content of the joke that really matters, it's how you deliver it
Jackson Howard
*ahem* sneed
Evan Rogers
Delivery doesn't matter if you have chad looks
Juan Davis
True, if they like you they'll laugh. If they don't go do that white person laugh.
Carson Gutierrez
BASED
Colton Gutierrez
I can't type for shit today I might have brain problems
Justin Ramirez
or I could do that white person thing like genocide minorites if you’d rather have that
Owen Fisher
This one is too is actually complex for women to grasp
Jeremiah Turner
one day i'll work up the courage to be able to use this line on a girl
i need a gf so bad, bros
Carter Rodriguez
What's your usual ice breaker joke when you go out to blind dates Yea Forums?
Mason Jones
Josiah Mitchell
That joke is kino tbqchqymmms
Ayden Lopez
This advice only works if you look like Chad. That's why I call it Chadvice.
Caleb Thomas
Omw to grills house, she's probably going to come onto me judging by past experience. How do I tell her I want to take things slowly without making it awkward?
Hunter Nelson
Recite Steamed Hams word for word
Jason Taylor
OH NO NO NO NO
Nolan Edwards
I usually start with steamed hams, then I move into a discussion about sneed
Bentley Miller
National anthem, since Trump's in office it's just hilarious...
Owen Brown
>That’s why I call it Chadvice
I’m stealing this
Jace Evans
"Well, well, look at the city slicker."
Isaac Smith
I ask her if she's heard of a man by the name of Albert Fish.
Jonathan Thompson
i'm such a brainlet that i can't even memorize jokes
Christian Price
Tell her you want to suck instead of fuck; tell her you want to feed her instead of seed her
Justin Perry
You have to have a few jokes always locked and loaded. For instance, whenever you do that awkward thing where you're trying to walk past someone in the hallway, and you both go left, then right, then left. As you're finally walking past say, "Thanks for the dance."
Hudson Foster
Movies about rookie mistakes?
Austin Garcia
9/11
William Smith
t. divorced dad
Jason Jones
Jacob Harris
>does this rag smell like chloroforme?
works like 95% of the time
Jayden Ortiz
One time I hopped in my foreman's work truck at the beginning of a shift and I noticed he had a piss bottle rolling around on the floor of the cab.
>tfw finally found a career where pissbottling is tacitly socially acceptable
Gavin Richardson
she's correct just look at tinder messages from attractive guys vs unattractive guys and how women respond
Ian Davis
>chad mate calls women slags and they fuck him
>i do it and they slap me
Robert Martinez
I think it's a pretty good joke.
Also when someone says something like "It'll be a minute," or "Sorry about the wait," say, "Don't worry, I'm like a girl's record collection. No Rush."
William Wright
your whole life is centered around pleasing women. you people disgust me.
Hunter Parker
It's the same for girls being "cunty" or "quirky" if they are ugly or hot. Let's not pretend here bros.
Charles Peterson
Girls LOVE a guy who can make them laugh and be their little silly boy in between bouts of getting fucked by Burly Cokehead Bobunga the Tribal Tattoo'd imbecile. I just love seeing them happy when they're bored enough to reach out and grab a chunk of my hard-earned tragedy-induced comedy abilities and then run away with it!
Nathaniel Flores
>Glad you could make it, crimes pretty bad around here?
>Really?
>Yeah, did you hear what hapened last week?
>No, what?
>Someone stole all the toilets from the police station
>No way!
>Seriously! Apparently the cops have got nothing to go on!
>Oh user, put a baby in me
Luis Ward
Actually my whole life is centered around drugs and guns and money
Adrian Russell
B A S E D
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Brody Ross
Dead wrong, faggot, unless the girl is absolute side-show monstrosity, no guy is creeped out by a nice-smelling nice-acting ugly girl, faggot.
Carter Gutierrez
This
>have very dry sense of humor
>always make the lads laugh
>older people think I’m hilarious
>half the jokes I make to women my age fall flat because they don’t understand
This was the case all through elementary school, then high school, and it still is the case in college. I dont even joke that much with my gf anymore because I got tired of her asking me what things meant
Cameron Flores
okay, this is based
Jayden Gutierrez
>when you go out to blind dates
lol?
Jason Garcia
>needing to make women laugh
Never gonna make it.
Oliver Myers
chad here i get creeped out by uggos and old crones sometimes
Owen Lee
jesus christ
Michael Rivera
That's bullshit I used to do that all the time when I had to use the kinoplex
Henry Ward
>You know, I'm actually a rape survivor myself
>You wouldn't believe how sharp her fingernails were
Gavin Richardson
"Yes, they don't get paid a cent for the work they do. I usually write things like fuck niggers and fuck women and post a picture of a frog in a suit. Usually anonymous people call me based until I get a 3 day ban"
Hunter Price
If you're hot girls will laugh at anything you say.
Levi Thompson
Clearly you are creeping your scope narrow and not talking about fat anime watching femcels.
Jackson Brooks
>Sorry about the wait
>Don't worry, you'll lose it
This makes chicks SEETHE
Ryder Carter
Based and boomerpilled
Jack Martinez
i see this on advice on reddit all the time!
Carson Butler
based
Liam Myers
Based IRL sitcom man.
Gabriel Foster
Based but redditspacingpilled
Jayden Gomez
you know black people? yeah, I hate niggers
Robert Wood
based creepy boomer
Liam Reed
im a 9/10 so i just ask if they want to hear a joke then do "why did the chicken cross the road" but wind my finger in her hair while im doing it then touch her cheek and go in for a kiss, actually a girl moan one time i did it then she looked all shy haha
Jackson Roberts
I get no respect i tell ya no respect, fuck the jews
Aaron Gutierrez
Have you considered that maybe you're just not that funny?
I have a very dry, sarcastic sense of humor, and while it doesn't work on EVERY girl, the sharper ones absolutely eat it up.
Nathaniel Williams
Im x2 funnier than both of you combined!
Justin Wilson
Not really. Not at all actually. You must be a woman
James Sanders
Have you considered that maybe you have a woman's sense of humour?
Austin Young
>the only girl I ever loved didn't love me back
I don't know if I'll ever get over her. I've stopped shaving and I'm growing a horrible patchy beard. I look terrible, but I just can't bring myself to care.
Jayden Wright
normie get out REEEEEEEEEEEEE
Ryder Evans
fag
Michael Campbell
A movie based on the book The Game has been in development he’ll for almost 2 decades. probably never gonna happen since pickup artists are forbidden these days.
Cameron Sanders
She probably wasn't worth it. Best to just move on and hope you find another to love one day.
Ian Cooper
Finaly, someone posting good jokes.
Anthony Lee
I hope you are underage.
Brandon White
Here’s a joke: Sandy Hook really happened and the parents weren’t actors.
Sebastian Jones
>when you go out to blind dates
Noah Wilson
Gross you are basically a female.
Making the lads laugh is 100x more important and fulfilling.
Elijah Watson
She's getting married. It's gonna be rough. Sometimes I see a girl who I think is cute, like a Dairy Queen employee, but I don't feel anything.
Chase Watson
Warren?
Matthew Morales
No I am hilarious. Girls are just retarded and have awful senses of humor by themselves
Jonathan Barnes
Im socially confident, funny, and likeable but girls dont find me attractive because im short, fat and bald
Justin Ortiz
Not really
A cunt is a cunt, the only thing that changes is how much of her shit you're willing to tolerate and how open you are about just outright calling her a cunt
Logan Nelson
based and completely true.
I could make whole rooms or audiences laugh quite easily back in highschool and college, but I can't think of a single occasion when I've managed to get a w*man to laugh 1v1
Brayden Morales
If you are a faggot, making other men laugh is worhtless, shit humour on itself is worthless. It's only useful to get laid otherwise it's just fucking annoying.
Hunter Garcia
I usually date and go for black girls. Im a white male, why usual joke for them is something like this and i always end up getting their number"
"Hey i really like your hair!"
"Ohhh, thanks white boy"
"The thing i dont get is why do yall black girls always tap your head like this!" *do my impersonation of a black girl banging her weave itch"
*black girl laughing* "boy , if you dont stop playin"
"Haha nah im serious, anyway my name is user so where can i take ya this friday night"
And its that easy!
Evan Ross
>Dry sense of humor
Please user tell me how you do this. That's my dream sense of humor but I have no idea how to be funny. Would it be in any way possible for you to
(a). Give me some tips
Or
(b). Give me examples of jokes that fit your dry sense of humor so I can pick them apart, figure out why they're funny, and then apply those concepts to other things
Please user I'm desperate to make friends and feel fulfilled and I just need a good, dry sense of humor.
Thomas Diaz
black girls don't like white guys. sorry.
Leo Hall
haha im those things but tall and handsome yet i barely ever get on a relationship let alone one night stands because i have literaly a micropenis and it's just too rough to handle it with strangers, god why the fuck did you do this to me
Elijah Parker
see
Nicholas Robinson
just be yourself little fella
Gabriel Adams
T. Mad black boi
Isaac Foster
thats kinda funny. penis size is the one thing im not insecure about.
Nathaniel Edwards
Say nigger a lot irl
Well shit if you can’t ever get a dumb female to laugh then you’re just a retard. Haven’t you ever made a little kid laugh before? Exactly the same
Cameron Johnson
these guys really know what they're talking about
Jayden Ramirez
You see white girls do it like "this", but then black girls, oooh boy, black girls they do it like THIS
Luis Sullivan
order a scotch at the bar, sit and take a nice long sip, pause for a moment, savor the taste, make a contented grunt and nod your head, absorb the silence, then clear your throat and say "fuck niggers"
Landon Hughes
that paint can rank out was brutal
Christian Allen
Robert Martin
Dry humor isn't as much about punchlines, it's casually saying things that take people a second to "get".
It's hard to master, once in a while you'll meet someone who can drop Leslie Nielsen level quips off the top of his head, but more often it'll come off as trying too hard if you're not landing enough of them. It can also come off as rude if the other person isn't on the same wavelength or you don't know them well.
Wyatt Gutierrez
Order some wine, smell it, sip it, act like your thinking about the taste, swallow and then say mmmmmm grapes
Logan Howard
Is wikihow like bizzarro dale carnegie?
Joshua Jackson
Looks like a struck an incel nerve
The only use humor has with men is defusing tense situations. It won't earn you any respect or real friendship.
Juan Smith
speak for yourself no standards virgin
Camden Brown
He said drugs not lawyers
Luke Turner
Yeah but what exactly are those things that take a second for people to get
Julian Reyes
>they're trying to steal paint cans from my shed
Jason Collins
>Haven't you ever made a little kid laugh before?
Problem is that women have a child's sense of humor without the notion of you being an authority figure to them. Kids will at least pay attention to your joke because you might scold them if they stop paying attention, but women don't even give a shit about that.
Joshua Ramirez
"What if a retard was gay"
Kevin Collins
pretty sure the only reason i get laid is because im funny, otherwise im just a bald skeletor
Brandon Powell
So, essentially, the key to dry humor is convincing someone that a given situation is a certain way, and then when they're thoroughly convinced of the situation, you reveal the situation to be the exact opposite (or just something unexpected)?
Jace Morris
based
Owen Green
>tfw lost my sense of humor & dont know how to be funny anymore
Henry Martinez
If he is in hell he doesn't need anymore lawyers
Nathaniel Jenkins
>tfw my posts are all terrible and i have to post pepe or i cant get yous
Joshua Parker
That's one form of it.
The problem with humor is that it's hard to dissect autistically without ruining it. Honestly, I found that listening/watching podcasts of comedians that I want to emulate helps more than any sort of formal analysis. Also writing down things that I found funny that I thought of myself.
Austin Sanchez
heh heh
Sebastian Johnson
just start lifting
Carter Williams
My friend use to always take a sip of his drinks, smack his lips like he was tasting it, then nod his head with satisfaction and say "ahh, (drink)"
I'm going to beat his ass if he stole it from something.
Colton Miller
stop drinking my man
Michael Lee
he wasn't joking
Jaxson Miller
jesus don't you have a personality of your own?
Michael Adams
>zoomers