What was the worst movie you saw in theaters?

Battlefield Los Angeles or some shit like that.

why would you go to that female ghostbuster movie? of course its gonna be bad.

hancock is probably my second choice

wtf

youtube.com/watch?v=7GaEZ2e9Ijs

I know, but I foolishly watched a Youtube review that said that a lot of the shit said online was wrong and that they were pleasantly surprised by how okay it was. That's also the last time I ever give a shit what anyone else has to say about a movie before I see it. My instincts were right.

The Last Airbender
The Cloverfield Paradox
Suicide Squad
Life

Also Hancock

The Cloverfield Paradox is a Netflix movie.

for some reason I only see shitty movies in the theater
>the water horse
>deuce bigalo european gigolo
>leave it to beaver
>murder on the orient express
i go about every 5 years and it's always bad

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>The Last Airbender

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Oh shit, there's three of us.

>WHAT IF FEELINGS HAD FEELINGS

Bohemian Rhapsody .

I walked out.

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Judge Dredd or maybe Dracula 2000. I had to theater hop after the latter and luckily Dude Where's My Car made me feel like I got my money's worth.

+1

Inside Out was boring as fuck and the only not-shit part of the movie was when (Boingo? Bing-bong?) sacrifices himself to get whatsherface out of the pit.

the last jedi

Ticket was $1.50. I still felt ripped off

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I remember seeing this years ago but I dont remember if it was good or not. Im going to download it again and watch it.

you guys are queers. you don't watch it as a movie, you watch it because the bitch is hot

>the bitch is hot
The Mom? She wasn't that remarkable, iirc.

>you watch it because the bitch is hot

I feel like we're thinking about different movies here

No, but imagine that for a second though. They took the best comic book character and concept to ever be created and all they could muster was this garbage.
Really think about it for a second.

> Epic Movie

> Rise of Taj (that shitty van wilder spin-off with kal penn)

> Fat Albert

> Blade Trinity

Toonie Tuesdays really lowered my standards for watching movies in theaters.

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Suicide Squad is honestly underrated. Harley was the worst part of the movie.

So was The Last Airbender

ditto

10,000 BC

The island of dr moreau
Vampire in Brooklyn
The fan

by far

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Legally Blonde 2 or House Bunny

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Drive. Worst movie ever.

I like The Fan desu. So what if it's just a no homo version of Fatal Attraction?

>The Last Airbender
My gf wanted to see it. Dragged me with her friend. Fell asleep halfway through.

This but for Epic Movie.
I really loved the Scary Movie franchise as well as Date Movie and was sorely disappointed and cringed throughout.

We did walk out but only because we got in free. I think we left when he started talking but it was a long time ago.

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the true sign of a bad film is a film where you cant remember a single scene of it because it was so forgettable. pic related is was the worst one. i cant remember anything from this

my friend forced me to see gods not dead 3 also. but i can remember how laughably bad it was

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Ernest Saves Christmas (1988)
The Force Awakens (2015)

That's all I can remember, though. It's possible I've seen worse indie/festival films or special screenings of older movies and just don't them remember anymore.

Worst piece of shit I've ever had the misfortune of watching.

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i liked this one, didn't watch it on theater tho

That was cute, I want to watch it again but I'm holding off until the sequel is announced

Tossup for me between Vacancy, Epic Movie or Rock of Ages.

epic movie wasnt even that bad faggots

Also the very worst movie I've ever seen

Anyone else seen this??

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Spartans killed the parody movie for me. I have never seen Epic, Disaster or Superhero movie. And refuse to.

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Superhero Movie had some good jokes but they're near the end. The rest of it is just fine, not actively obnoxious like spartans or epic

I am curious, why would you even go and watch that after reading the title or looking at that poster?

Jack Reacher: Never Go Back

Tom Cruise doesn't have many boring movies, but this was definitely one of them

I saw Battlefield Earth in the theaters with my Dad.

We would go to the movies every other weekend and would take turns picking what we saw. I was like 11 or 12 and really liked Sci-fi and didn't know anything about Scientology or L Ron Hubbard and I guess my Dad didn't know either. I just remember thinking it looked cool because of fighter jets and aliens.

My Dad didn't let me pick our movies for six months after that.

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that movie was so fucking bad and the aliens went from invincible to easily killed with zero change in tactics or anything by the humans

Man of Steel. It was so boring, as soon as it was over I realized I couldn't possibly get my money back for it.

so was the first one, they basically made a more boring and grounded Mission Impossible but didn't make it any grittier

Pathfinder

Big Momma's House 2. Me and my friend were shitfaced but didn't want to go home yet so we caught the only late movie playing in my town. We were the only people in the theater and heckled through the whole thing, and then my friend threw up in the back row before we left.

I was 15 and got invited by female friends, two of which were romantically interested in me

Either this or 8 Mile. I loved Eminem as a kid but that movie was shit. I took out my phone and stopped paying attention about halfway through GL though, so probably GL.

I remember that all the trailers made you think he could talk but it turned out to all be from the same dream sequence. As a young silly kid I felt let down

I did get some whoopie by the end of that night so it may have been worth it.
Maybe.

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kill yourself brainless redditard

Inside out was clever. Youre a fuckin retard.

Cosigned. This shit fucking sucked ass.

That movie was great you dumbfuck

one of the resident evil movies. it wasn't the first, it was one of the sequels

>MCU movie with a DC character

Where's the problem.

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Yogi Bear

Even though it was objectively bad I had a few laughs here and there

Yeah a clever way to con me out of money to go watch that pile of shit in the theater. Fuck off.

Agree, totally overrated

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ultraviolet

Pic related. It’s the only movie I ever fell asleep during in the theater so I consider that the worst

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>actually defending that nonstop memefest
i bet your faggot ass likes asmr too

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I would agree that its overrated, but I'm sure you've seen worse movies at a theater

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blessed life m8

The Hobbit Battle of the Five Armies

I have never been more upset than walking out of the theatre after watching Legion

>no Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever
the fuck is wrong with you Yea Forums newfags here?

This dumb motherfucker is trolling.

>Mylie Cyrus
>LOL
>Never even heard of this shit before
I'm sure it was great.

most recently it probably is "mid90s"

This movie's actually great for all the wrong reasons.

Literally didn't even finish this movie. There's been like 5 movies total I've ever just stopped partway through and this was one.

nobody saw it

it was boring

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Same answer here, this shit was a bloody mess.

Dragonball Evolution

Max Payne

Tim burton's planet of the apes, fucking piece of shit

Jennifer Lawrance was awesome in that film though. Whatever happened to her?

Crossroads. It was that Britney Spears movie.

Gatacca

Blade Trinity is honestly pretty underrated.

> The island of dr moreau
The 90s version?
What was so bad about it?

Fuck You

Eh, I think that was genuinely solid until the bat shit retarded fucking ending. Like it's genuinely fucking preposterous that it got past the writing stage and was filmed.

at least it was a solid nap

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>getting mad no one else was dumb enough to pay to see that shit

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Surprised you guys don’t call it Hancuck seeing as how Jason batsmen gets literally cucked in that movie.

For me? It’s avatar the last air bender.

My favorite part was when the Mexican fire man turned into a Aztec fire god. Also my favorite character in the movie.

where can I get Bale's glasses? They're just aviators right?

try Brave

Unironically Matrix Reloaded. I didn't see Revolutions at the cinema.

All wrong, it's the "Good" Dinosaur

Ouch. Never seen it, but I've been told it's BAD.

PLEB
L
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I actually liked it. My biggest problem was with how they could slam a fork full force into their hand, implying some kind of invulnerability, then become severely injured from a gay little explosion and die from lightning or that spear from the statue. I guess I just wanted their power set a little more explained cuz I’m autistic.

It was just pure telekinesis. That's it.

>Big mommas: like father, like son.
I saw it when I was like 13 with my two friends. We were all upper class white kids and the only people in the theater. I’ve only been to a theater like four times in the past five years cause everything sucks nowadays

Either Godzilla, Star wars ep 3, or Master and Commander

>Green Lantern
>Deals with space and intergalactic conflict
>Most of the screentime is wasted on a shitty villain on earth
What were they thinking?

Same here.

minions two

Justice League
Alien Vs Predator(which was still kinda funny in parts)

Taht new john travolta mafia movie gotti. Was gay ass fuck. As well as bumble bee (transformers) are the only ones i can think of at the top of my head

>CTRL-F Wild wild west
>0 results

What a bunch of younglings.

Spanglish

Hereafter

I've watched that movie multiple times, it's good.

>That dark as fuck third act
What in the hell 2000's

I unironically love this movie and I'm convinced that everyone who hates it is either being faggy because it's a remake of a film that pseuds splooge over, or they're simply plebs who can't handle the slow pace.
It's seriously pure kino.

What do you mean? Inside Out is A LOT of peoples least favorite Pixar movie. It's almost a meme at this point.

You got it backwards. People dont wanna watch the remake because the original was boring as fuck

I was about 6 years old and my older sisters and brother took me to go see this. It bored the hell out of me and I remember I stepped out to the arcade to pretend to play games and picked up the pay phone to try to call home and ask my mom and dad to pick me up. I remember I snuck in to see Fried Green Tomatoes after all that because the poster of the film looked funny. Eventually my sisters found me and beat the crap out of me.

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>when you get called a newfag and seeth.

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Recently 15:17 to Paris and Hellfest. Desolation of Smaug was the last one that really pissed me off.

batman v superman

bowfinger

fuck Disney

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Where's Guy?

Underworld 2. The sex scene where he's off the mark by a full foot had me laughing pretty hard though.

The Shape of Water. What a load of forced-whimsical garbage.

Lawrence chewed the fucking scenery

TLJ is the worst just because it's either boring or awkward at best, even my girlfriend who invited me to watch fell asleep halfway through that garbage

I'm with this user Suicide Squad was wildly entertaining to watch in a theater, it was one of the best times I have had in a cinema lately. I wouldn't watch it again but I'm glad I was talked into going out to see it.

sis dragged the whole family to see into the woods.

:(

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I don't care if it won 4 Academy Awards. This endless, boring piece of crap is the worst movie I ever wasted a ticket on. An utter, complete shitfest.

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Explain the fork scene then.

The Adventures Of Pluto Nash. So bad I truly think that I repressed the memory.

That I actually remember are Shark Night 3D, and Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3D. The latter being legitimately the most insulting and worst horror movie I've ever seen. Nothing made sense and it was an absolute landfill of bull shit.

I saw the dungeon and dragons movie with my dad and he stoped going to the movies until James Bond spectre, but he a huge James Bond fan . Dungeons and dragon the movie was so bad he stoped going to see movies in the theatre for 15 fucking years, sorry dad.

dungeon and dragons movie

dungeon and dragons

the dungeon and dragons movie

pic related

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i walked out

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Aliens covenant was horrendous i walked out.

looks as quality of a watch as this upcoming gem youtu.be/DyQ8PoBV_Vo

Superhero movie is scary movie 3 tier. Which is to say good but not great, but memorable as hell.

I forgot about that. I was with my wife and fell asleep on and off during that film. I've never fallen asleep. To be fair, they later told me they wanted to walk out but we paid to see it so one of us has to watch.

American Hustle
Not bad, but BORING AS FUCK.

Game therapy, a movie made by some shitty Italian YouTubers. I watched unironically with a friend and we had a blast. The only movie I rate 1/10.

right when luke threw his lightsaber, i knew it was going to be a terrible fucking movie. I was pissed off the entire movie

>Badly acted, stoic but quippy air force pilot
>visited by an alien and granted all sorts of magical powers and super strength
>has to wear a green and black suit for most of the film
>terrible cgi everywhere
>has to fight an alien menace
>spends most of the movie fucking off in space

LAB
Pink Panther 2
Holmes and Watson

I should have known but I wanted so badly to give the movie the benefit of the doubt that I suffered through the whole thing. In hindsight I wish I had stormed out of the theater after Leia Poppins and waited in the lobby.

same dude, i kept saying to myself 'theres no way they can keep fucking up this bad right?' then the close up leia scene happens and im thinking 'Ok, I guess this is a polite nod and acknowledgement to her dying-' and suddenly she goes fucking flying through space.

Ok so leia just fucking force flew in space after floating motionless for minutes I guess this is the worse part of the movie right? Nope, somehow the movie just one ups itself from terrible scene to terrible scene to the point where luke throwing away his original light saber is consider minuscule

I also like this movie user, the score is great

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Batman and Robin by far

GOTTA GET THAT
BOOM BOOM BOOMMM
GOTTA GET THAT
BOOM BOOM BOOMMM

That Easter rabbit movie where he wants to play the drums instead

Godzilla 98'

he was telekineticly bending the fork away from his hand so he didn't get stabbed, obviously, idiot

Legend of Chun Li. I was going through some dark times and was big into streetfighter and fighting games in general at the time so I went opening week. 4 people in the theater, myself included. One left halfway through and never returned.

My family paid full ticket price to see so many shit movies in the 90s but this one is the worst I can remember.

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1. American Cyborg: Steel Warrior
2. Hardware (the post apoc sci-fi movie)
3. Man of Steel

Forgot pic.
In my defense, my apartment building was behind a theater. And I was bored as fuck. And it was raining.

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>The Force Unleashed
You mean TFA?

He means he's larping, he didn't watch either in theaters.

seed yourself brainless sneedtard

Horrible, she is trash

Dungeons and dragons: movie

The Last Jedi. It's the only movie I ever walked out on.

I cant remember the names of a lot of the awfully shit movies I walked out of or just fell asleep during. maybe it was how drunk I was at the time or how drunk I am right now. This fucking piece of shit though, no amount of alcohol could make me forget this fucking shitfest. The humor was shit, the artstyle was disgusting, the movie in general was just disgusting, every ounce of my being cringed throughout the 75% of this film I watched. I would've walked out 10 mins in but my brother insisted on staying hoping it would get better somehow.

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I saw Hancok too. Shitty movie

Focused tk shielding. It allows him to protect himself from attacks he has time to anticipate and reflexively react to, but he can still be blindsided and taken by surprise. Pretty much exactly like powerful telekinetics in comics.

Leia Poppins is where I left.

I was so enraged by the shitty quality of Will Smith's 'I am Legend' that I boycotted the cinema until 'Avatar' came out.

Eragon. That was a truly shittastic experience. Live-action telepathically-speaking dragon was just the diarrhea icing on the shit cake. At least Jeremy Irons was having fun.

Avatar was the worst movie I ever saw. It was at a shitty cinema where they must have still been using reels because there were scratches throughout, and I'm sure it was slightly out of focus because it looked all fuzzy. There's camrips released today that are better quality.

I only wanted to see it because everyone raved about the special effects, and removing those turned the viewing experience just dire.

Green Lantern was good.

Lucky for you, there's a remake out this week.

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All three of those actors look like they play random minor characters on the Sopranos, like the sort of people outside of the mob that Christopher ends up fucking with

This. Absolute trash.

Alita

The only reason I didn't get up and walk out was that I was with someone watching this shit.

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I've seen a lot and can't decide... so:
Cat in the Hat with Mike Myers
Last Jedi
Aragon :(
Hancock
Spider-Man Homecoming
The Hobbit movies but especially BoFA and maybe not the first one although it was a let down.
It Comes at Night
Dark Knight Rises
American Hustle
Hateful 8
Horrible Bosses 2
Man of Steel
Black Panther
That one about car salesmen with Jeremy Piven that was just straight dogshit.

APOLOGIZE

Inside Out was awesome.

It's based on a book, retards. And both adaptations suck.

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Suicide sqaud

I forgot to include Grudge Match and Righteous Kill.
Deniro hasn't been in an enjoyable movie since 2004

Boomer detected

Its likely the best pixar film up there with Wall-E and first Toy Story,youre all tremendously retarded and embarrasing

Squadicide Su shoot me in the head I did not like Mission Impossible 3. I couldn't take it seriously adter they put a bomb in Tom Cruise' brain through his nose and insisted it wasn't a comedy.

Where to begin?
>Boring
>Obvious as fuck who the bad guy is
>Wasted talent of Gary Oldman

Would later be one upped by Malificient.

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You're a straight up fool. It was wholly unenjoyable aside from the abomination's death (which deserved to be in a better movie). That death was very sad and very effective and it is where the movie peaks tremendously. Afterward the viewer has two options: sit through the pointlessness of tge rest of the movie, or turn it off.

>Last Jedi
I felt like i was having a fuckin stroke. I went in telling myself that it'd be bad, probably very bad, but nothing could prepare me.

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t.-anger and disgust

I started getting up to leave about 45 minutes in to Last Jedi but I remembered I was with two friends and couldn't go anywhere. 45 minutes and NOTHING had happened. I killed time the rest of the movie by playing Where's Waldo with the background aliens

I'm not a parent but it's less anger and more disappointment. Disgust is spot on though.

It had a comfy 70's atmosphere tho

Force Awakens

Contagion was shitty

this. The whole trilogy fucking sucked.

i fell asleep in the theater while watching this one

5/10 or less

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