/ABAG/ Alita: Battle Angel General #92

This is thread is for discussion of Alita: Battle Angel.

Trailers
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Rotten Tomatoes - Critics 60% Audience 94%
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IMDB - 7.6/10
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Production Cost and Box Office Sales Numbers
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>Alita's power was so great she BTFO Sneed and won over the janny
I'm so proud to be an alitabro

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Thanks James. Now onto the merchandise.

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Janny taking sides against sneedposters was the nail in the coffin for /reylo/

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Just pirated it yesterday, was worth the watch but wouldn’t pay to see it again

>HE'S MINE!!!

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Based Jannies taking out the trash.

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They're being paid to protect these threads just like those ones so it makes sense

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Thats almost a hundred!

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based and alitapilled

WHEN WILL I GET A HOLLYWOOD ADAPTATION

GIVE ME A HOLLYWOOD ADAPTATION

MY THEME SONG COMPELLS YOU
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The movie broke $350M today. We're at break even territory.

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The mech gore in this movie is 10/10

figma should make gunnm alita figures

You already ordered the art book right? I already ordered mine paid like 48 mapple dollaroos (36 USD)

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Alita is on our side; who can stand against us

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These threads are moving past. Based Alitabros

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Any idea why this wasn't included on the main soundtrack? It's the best theme in the movie.

user-kun would you come see me if my eyes were bigger?

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SSHSHHHHHHHHHSHSHHHHHHHH

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Tarantino or Scorsese should get at it.

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Just try it Sneedcuck. Do your worst. We will not be cowed by plebeians and Mouseshills. /ABAG/ will continue on until the end.

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WE ARE SO CLOSE TO 100 BOYS KEEP IT UP

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Perhaps, but back then sneedposting was a call against reylo faggotry, one that all of Yea Forums felt supportive of.
This spammer seems to be a single samefag that keeps resetting his router.
Also, only mouseshills get paid to protect mouseshit. Nobody important cares about Alita except the mouseshills who want it to fail,

GOOD, LET THE THEME SONG COMPELL YOU
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Sneedlita

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>Get out of my thread, bitch

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how embarrassing

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I do not wish to wash you not because of how you look but because of who controls what you say and do

>what are your dreaming about? little angel

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Is Alita's face organic material?

Integrity is congruence between thoughts, words, and actions.

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Atilla is a nigger and so are you

During this scene you can hear a Ikira Ifukube motif

Based

>come here little flea so I can pinch you

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>Atilla is a nigger and so are you
Who?

Ordered it like 20 hours ago, now it's sold out

I did but apparently it's on backorder for over a month. Seems like the art book is more popular than they thought it would be.

>GREWISHKA DOES NOT FORGET

Imagine shilling for this flop

>hey kid!
>what's your problem...

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Seriously though, Alita is a step in the right direction but the anime adaptation Hollywood really needs to make is Lupin the Third.


THE THEME SONG COMPELLS YOU
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imagine calling someone a discord tranny for saying this liberal propaganda is trash whilst actually being one
this is some next level jew shit

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the only thing remotely "human" about her is the brain.

it's pretty neat that both remake Freddy and remake Jason get btfo by Arita in this

>Are you looking for a mom?
>W-What?
>Come here
>IDOOOOO

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can you faggots just make a discord this subtle avatarfagging is disgusting

92 generals and STILL no Chiren lingerie pix

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user I keep seeing you around Yea Forums and I just have to let you know that trannies don't exist in a vaccuum and you can't pin their existence to the existence of discord. You need to grow up, you're nearly 31.

Hey guys, Robert Rodriguez here. Thanks for watching our movie. Tune in December 2020 for the first trailer of Alita: Fallen Angel!

Where can I get it? I'm the user from several threads before coming from a shithole country.

Amazon? E-Bay?

Unironically considering going to go watch it again.

This friday. If it's still in theaters.

dude chill out i like rupan iii as much as you do, but this is an alita thread. we're here for her not for our classy rape happy thief

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Alita is smoll

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DADDY I WANT TO FUUUUUCK BLAKC MEN

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I drink the Alita koolaid from this.
I figure at least NECA will make a figure of the movie version.

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I ordered the limited edition signed by Rodriguez, will post pics once it arrives in the mail

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guys what do you think of my idea for the next alita
>Alita plays motorball and becomes the next champion
>her dad worries that motorball is too dangerous and asks her to stop
>they have a fight
>meanwhile hugo comes back to life and is kidnapped by nova
>alita rescues hugo and hugo becomes her motorball trainer
>she has a flashback and discovers she used to be a superhero called the Battle Angel
>she wins another motorball championship and shows her dad that she means business
>nova comes down to be her opponent in a one v one motorball match but he cheats and turns into a giant robot
>he reveals his plan is to destroy the whole iron city as revenge for killing his daughter
>alita defeats him by dropping zalem on his head
>Zapan laughs evilly in post-credits scene, he’s getting together a team called the Evil Angels

I got mine from Indigo Chapter, a canadian (I think) book store, but yeah its on Amazon too, I got it from Chapter because it was cheaper

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yes she is and it's great.

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Is Oni inspired by Alita?

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based

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Thank you based Rob Rod

>Please come back I'd love to see you again user

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Very yes

Does anyone have a screenshot of Rosa's cameo in the Kansas bar? Apparently she shows up in that scene as a different character to Alita

Obvious b8, but nonetheless shitty.

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This panel is perfect. If they can pull this off in film it would be pure gold. Alita's decent into homicidal manic depression would be suitable for a rebellious teenager arc.

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Height: 5' 4" (1.63 m)
so tiny

Cute side profile

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This is my pick for #99 OP

based Loo pan poster
hopefully Arita has become the Jesus Christ of weeb adaptations. we will see many more high quality in the future. I personally am hoping for Trigun

>I wanna be a Hunter Warrior like you
>We could be a team

Just watched this last night
Wtf is the appeal? Literally everything was predictable. Alita is a Mary Sue.
You have to be a literal child that genuinely enjoys capeshit to like this movie.

Why is it during the day?

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Sneed Posters love Alita, butthurt trannies are trying to give Sneed a bad name so they pretend to be Sneed Posters and talk bad about based Alita

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Concept art. Maybe for when she climbed to Hugo's apartment

Why would the sequel be fallen, wouldn't it be Killing Angel based on the english titles of the volumes
Then the second sequel would be Death Angel
The 8th volume is called Fallen Angel

i wouldn't be surprised at all by any of that, hollywood writing being what it is.

God dammit are you serious? Guess I have to go back and watch Alita AGAIN.

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so much excitement c:

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the best anime adaptation was speed racer, and alita is a hundred yard dash in wrong direction from it.

Wet Alita

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>this post
You just know this is the same low IQ capeshitter that loves to pretend he was part of the sneed saviors saving Yea Forums from reylo

>Alita is a Mary Sue.
This has to be bait. Alita gets consistently BTFO in the movie. Unless you're talking about the end, but that doesn't last long either.

HERE WE GO AGAIN , right after this scene they show what looks like a broken jet engine , first she paints 99 , then the scene changes to the broken jet engine

Also later on in the movie there is a peeled orange on Alita's night stand

she's just wearing a leotard.

Also did you notice the peeled orange on her nightstand?

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Alita is cute, but my wife Sophia Lillis is cuter

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FUCK

because it would follow a cool Star Wars type hero's journey from Naive to JUST to Hero
I don't think they will ever call one of the movies death angel.

I like the part when Speed doesn't use his car from the anime.

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He's not alone, I support both sneed and Alita. There aren't any values at odds here for there to be a conflict

>Alita is a Mary Sue.
Miss the part where her entire body gets cut up?

speed racer made me want to pull my eyes out of their socket and step on them.

she is introduced in a manner that establishes just about all damage is irrelevant to her, loses one body, gets the best body possible, and never fails again.

Is there a scene where she doesn't look cute.

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Can't wait to see all sorts of easter eggs and shit people find in this movie, a lot of the shots of Iron City are so dense there's bound to be some niche references to things in the manga in there somewhere

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>any numbness?
>I'm a little hungry...

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I heard Erica is in one of the flashback scenes too but I couldn't spot her no matter how hard I looked.

The thing about that structure is that while it sustains a 3rd movie, it flops on the 4th.

This is the most autistic shit since Reylo Generals.

What if after Alita, Robert Rodriguez directs a Lupin the Third adaptation?

Just to see how Hollywood does the theme song.

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Besides Alita what other movies does xe like?

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After the post-99 dispersal we will have to reunite for the Blu-Ray release
can't wait for HQ screen caps to replace the camrip ones

no

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Based jannies taking out the sneed shitter trash

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Don't be boring, user.

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>the flashback/vision Zapan has just before he dies in the manga
Incredibly tragic desu, I wish the movie didn’t make him so much of an asshole. Now it’ll be difficult for them to go the sympathetic route with his revenge in the next movie

Have you thanked China yet?

>silly, bright, and colorful anime is made into silly, bright, and colorful movie
>THIS IS HORRIBLE!!!

...?

Its a straight up plotpoint that she doesn't get another chance if the new body breaks, which she didnt get out of nowhere btw. If you want your marysues just pick up a morple movie

gonna be good!

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After how the studio puppet treated the sneed friends it's very clearly it's sponsored content just like reylo

Alita was terrible and I hope there will never be a sequel

Jimbo has been clear he intended it to be a trilogy since like 2008
Unless it runs away from him or something and they end up needing more but it's Jim Cameron so it won't

>and never fails again.

Yeah, it's so stupid. The scene at the end where she saves Hugo from falling to his death was really bad.

they also establish the berserker body is far beyond literally anything she'll face in the scrapyard. so there's zero risk of it breaking.

So are we skipping motorball, the zapan arc, the tuned arc, or...?

yeah because it looked like shit and the story, pacing and acting was also crap
the fact racer x wears a mask to hide his identity, but he had plastic surgery already defeating the purpose of wearing a mask to hid his identity.

Did anyone here go to the Iron City experience thing? I'm not from US so I couldn't go but I heard they had the chocolate bars from the movie there

>gets consistently BTFO
She fucks up once and only once in the movie, only to be fitted with a superpowered body and never fucks up again thereafter.
Like mate, you're telling me this shit wasn't predictable as fuck?

>Arita so smol she has to stand on a box because she wants to be the tallest due to it being her movie premiere
Cute

she doesn't fail, ido's workmanship and hugo's lack of faith in her is what failed.

>i've never seen someone challenge a centurion before

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Shills are going for the "fuck da mouse the fans loved it" angle. This is a shill thread. Prove me wrong.

YOURE NOT SHILLING HARD ENOUGH THEYVE NEARLY HIT 100 WHAT THE FUCK DO I PAY YOU FOR. you wouldnt want to disappoint the mouse, that is if you love your family

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again,
>silly, bright, colorful anime
>silly, bright, colorful movie
>you: THIS FUCKING SUCKS MAN!!!

speed racer was faithful to the source to a fault. Which made it great. this was not faithful to the source, but wanted all the most impactful scenes from the source. a clear case of having cake and eating it too.

Failure: Lack of success.

Did she succeed in saving Hugo?

because I'm literally doing it for free

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I can't see how they would be any different than the Mission Impossible movies, I watched Fallout last night and during the roof top chase scene I was like "This is what Lupin would look like in live action." .

It's not the size of your eyes, it's the size of your heart.

Yep, Jimmy and Bob payed me tons of sheckles in order to keep posting on Alita general threads. They promised me a large sum of cash by the end of the month, and a date with Rosa Salazar.

she doesn't even fuck up. they establish constantly that dismemberment isn't a big deal. so she gets dismembered, it isn't a big deal, and she's still able to defeat the bad guy with nothing but an arm.

Its a thread full of people that enjoy the movie, how is this different from literally any other general

holy shit it's true
what is wrong with these twitter capeshit trannies?

It's not shilling if it's contained passionate autism. It's all kept to one general instead of 50 threads spread all over the board.

What the fuck is this the suffering just doesn't stop.

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mary sues are defined by their inability to fail, and are only ever impeded by the failures of others.

Can you post the other 3 (or 4)? I forgot to save them.

Do you think Olivia is pissed knowing that she can never star in a film as Alita?

I bet a lot of actors that hit a wall have tremendous jealousy of younger successors.

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She didn't defeat him though. He was about to stomp her until Ido and Hugo intervened

China has body armor grown from spider. Did you guys even know?

I only have a couple shots of the city and factory

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Dog lover too

Yet in the end Alita is despondent and unfulfilled. Sadness and vengeance overtakes her.

She did not win anything or preserve relationships. Alita distanced herself from every possible being. Are you sure you understand what the term Mary sue means? I doubt it.

>and never fails again.
If that were true, Hugo would still be alive.

But without the story that assumes you’ve watched every previous movie in the series.

So if I didn't like this movie and state my opinion as such, I'm in cahoots with Disney now?
This movie was on par with capeshit and I don't mean that as a good thing.
The avatar fagging in this thread is indicitive you fags only liked it because it's based on an anime.

She gets saved by Ido, Hugo and McTeague. Grewishka was seconds from killing her.

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so gerda saved the kids and then send them to the orphanage right.

All I'm hearing is
>reeeeeee come see captain marvel!!!
And my answer is no bitch

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generals are literally for outsiders exclusively.

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She'll continue sucking cock of directors/producers to get more roles like she's always done.

if only ido had built his body better! if only ido had trusted her more!

I found her relationship with Hugo to be shallow in the movie desu

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>only liked it because it's based on an anime.
and? why are you so mad people like cute girls in movies?

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The boards filling up with Yea Forums threads again you fucking bought piece of shit
Do your god damn job

user you're speaking to a white woman. This is natural for them

I also liked the part where she succeeded in beating Grewishka the second time, oh wait.

I also liked the part where she succeeded in convincing Ido to connect her to the berserker body, oh wait.

Hugo wrote his own destiny and got himself killed
Alita had nothing to do with it

>cahoots

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it's trannies desu

Those are two examples of ido impeding her flawlessness.

Okay, guys, I have an idea for where a potential sequel could go. Bear with me since the change in Nova's status kind of fucks up the normal route of adaptation.
>Abridged Jashugan arc to wrap up the motorball stuff
>Meanwhile, Broken Zapan approached by Nova (who much like in the manga, remakes Zapan to face Alita). Probably doesn't die here, though.
>Instead of Alita's Berzerker body being in Nova's possession, he has a prototype Imaginos body for Zapan (I figure since in this continuity, he's the 300 year old enemy of URM, he'd have worked with tech on par with theirs).
>Alita becomes final champion and prepares to go to Zalam
>Ido is kidnapped to pit Alita against Zapan (maybe Nova wants to use him in a similar manner as the manga)
>Partway through their knock down, drag-out rumble, Imaginos goes out of control and Zapan morphs into his monster form
>Alita wins a hard fought battle using what she learned from Jashugan, but is in shambles afterwards
>Factory law was broken during the fight, so she's going to be scrapped
>We get the frozen room scene or something similar
>TUNED offer happens, but it's changed to a Zalam resistance wanting to recruit her under Nova's nose.
>Some time passes and we get a cool scene of Alita atop a Zalam building about to begin her next mission or insert some cool end scene here. I dunno.

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>Avatarfag
Please show me where I promoted capeshit in my post.
I'll wait.

I-I want to see your movie again too, Alita.

Except by your argument of her being a Mary Sue, simply because she wanted to, she should have been able to save Hugo, damn the plot and circumstances.

Doobie I have no interest in anime beyond watching bebop many years ago, Alita was a very enjoyable film on its own. I just find it cynical that people come to these threads to be edgy, why would you go to a muffin bake sale if you hate muffins this much?

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Yeah, what the fuck was Ido thinking. Why wouldn't he make the body he built for his child daughter capable of withstanding grind cutters and Hulk sized cyborgs. Fucking Ido

>I will not stand by in the presence of Sneed

avatarfagging is over reliance upon reaction images and creating an identity based upon them. Like how you post some alita reaction literally every time you post.

you'd know this had you been here even two months.

>reeeeee come see captain marvel reeeee her feet ARENT disgusting
Dude right there you just said it

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Because it's a shallow reason to like a movie brainlet.
Beyond a cute girl, this movie offers nothing
>He thinks women browse this board, let alone a general
Ok kid

Why is her losing to Grewishka Ido's fault? It is Alita's fault for going in half cocked, Ido tries to prevent her from doing this.

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she goes to the bar when he refuses to give her the berserker body and she then gets defeated because ido refused to give her the berserker body.

She gets defeated because she rushes into a disadvantageous fight and gets baited into a stupid attack.

Man you got a date too? I need a new shilling agent

james cameron stuff its straightforward af he is reverse m. night shyamalan.

Dyson Sneedo

>shallow reason
for you, and beside why do you care about the personal reasons people like this movie, its like this movie being liked hurts you personally

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Somebody please shop laughing Alita into this format

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because he didn't give her the berserker body.

she's a mary sue, but at that point she's reliant upon another character who isn't flawless.

I fell for the hype train, guys

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The mods always go AWOL every Sunday evenin g, don't they?

>safespace away from all the criticism Yea Forums and hate Yea Forums offers for pleb trash like this
>not women
let me guess
you think the game of thrones and dr who threads weren't full of roasties too?

>hawkeye needing to charge into battle to use a bow on an open runway
>spiderman doing a flying jazz hands as they collide
>that ironman double that I guarantee you they 100% edited over anyways
>that cringy as fuck black panther that is actually cool compared to literally everyone else there

What the fuck are you doing, MCU?

nope. she's defeated because ido didn't give her the berserker body. she was flawless, the body she had wasn't.

wish I was competent with photoshop but I have too many chromosomes

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>The only way to not be a Mary Sue is to die.

Well that's new.

fucking kek

Man the TUNED arc is fucking kino. Love the giant balisong, love these guys and the Colt ACRs, the whole thing is just peak 90's action.Only downside is Figure, he feels like an author self insert but he's bearable and is outweighed by the rest.

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thinking of doing this and getting the OVA as well

or to have inherent flaws.

It really doesn't, I just went in to this movie expecting more, only to be dissapointed.
That's why I made a post in the first place, to probe you guys as to why you're all jacked up about this movie. Because I sure as hell didn't get what was so great about it.

The guy trying to argue that Alita is a Mary Sue is unironically the guy who tried to argue that Passion of the Christ was capeshit

This please.

well Alita is too trusting of others, even Hugo told her that

i liked how the tuned arc isn't possible with the changes made to the movie.

Gonna try to cop a few volumes for a low price at C2E2 this year, wish me luck bros!

This Monday, Alita, I promise. :3

ABOUT TO GO IN. MY 7TH TIME SEEING IT.

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Job interview in 10 anons

With Alita by my side I'm sure it will go well

Considering he's babysitting the fuck out of this thread? Clearly no

there are dozens of posts by poster in the 92 threads explaining what they like about the movie, it seems you're the brainlet here

True.

And he's right about that, actual newfag
You should have learned that months ago archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/107281496/#107283177
Not the other day, shill

>to probe you guys as to why you're all jacked up about this movie. Because I sure as hell didn't get what was so great about it.
Well at this point it's simply because we have different values and standards and levels of enjoyment than you.

People aren't robots. We don't analyze every like, dislike and interaction with the world and other people through meticulous objectivity analysis. Sometimes people like things simply because they like it.

that's not a flaw with her, that's a flaw with everyone else not being worthy of her trust. because she's too perfect for the world.

based!

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>IMAX 3D
They took it out at all of the IMAX theaters around my area. Enjoy it for me will you?

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They most certainly weren't.
The entirety of those generals consisted of waifufags and nothing more.
Keep thinking roasties browse this backwards website though. Because goybook and ribbit isn't enough to keep them occupied.

Her sinking straight down is less about how heavy she is and more about how dense she is. She is primarily made of metal, synthetic materials and servo motors. She has no lungs either to hold air to give flotation. Or does she have lungs?

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
STOP MAKING ME WANT TO WATCH THIS MOVIE AGAIN

Just tell them you don't stand by in the presence of evil. You'll get the job.

You got this, my man.

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ONE OF US, ONE OF US

gib alita nendo

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posting cats that look like hitler

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best wishes to you user

I will user. I had to drive 50 miles to get to this IMAX. This is my last chance to see it in this format. I will savor it.

please read what you wrote and kindly hang yourself :)

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they're literally in love with alita. its pure waifufaggotry. thus they are incapable of seeing any flaws in the movie. they're basically battered wives.

I don't browse generals, they're cancer

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posting men laughing while putting sushi in their eyes

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Ido refuses to connect Alita to the body.

She seeks out Grewishka, her decision. She follows Grewishka into the underground without anyone to back her up, her decision.
She pulls a stupid full frontal attack that ends up getting her dismembered, her decision. She is overconfident, a character flaw, and it ends up nearly getting her killed. She stay alive because she is saved by other characters.

"But none of her character flaws matter because another character was involved in a series of events at some point". I guess literally every character in fiction is a Mary Sue then, if you can just discount any failures because another character was somewhat involved.

Not to mention, the berserker body doesn't even make her a mary sue. Being an unstoppable killing machine is her entire backstory, it's not an undeserved power set.

>still in IMAX
Lucky. She got the bump for Spider-verse and Free Solo this weekend at my IMAX. Feels bad man. Enjoy it!

>I don't browse generals, they're cancer
>still posts in one
they turn into cancer because of people like you

A shallow naive tween "romance" was the point of the movie.

A full fledged tragic/rebellious teen romance will be the focus of the second.

I gotchu senpai

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they most certainly were
you can usually always tell by how they post. almost always it's effeminate tier when you call it trash

>I don't browse generals, they're cancer
>says the poster browsing and posting in a general

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posting preposterous movie premises

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Based.

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ahhahahaah based and saved

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it's hilarious how much more soul this juddtrash has than a so called passion project like alita

It tried to cram too much in. I didn't like the actor who played Hugo. The ending felt weak, although there was an inherent problem with finding a spot to end the movie with. A lot of the exposition felt clunky.

That's just off the top of my head, I still enjoyed the movie.

Your post clearly indicates to me that you have no idea why generals are considered cancer

thats nice, but the entire reason she loses the fight is because ido's body wasn't as flawless as she is.

>REEEEE STOP POSTING ALITA IN AN ALITA GENERAL
Did Alita touch your no-no spot user?

The hero we need.

>The movie broke $350M today. We're at break even territory.
how is that possible when the ((media)) and ((hollywood)) all told us women led movies will fail like Captain Marvel, could they be pulling one of their inbred tricks on us?

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posting this guy

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Those are trannies user...
I mean, I guess you can call them roasties since they are just as perverse if not more than roasties.

the trips we need

I think they included motorball because they don't want to do it later. I'd expect Jashugan to shere the fate of Makaku and be remade into a new character/fused with an existing one. I'd expect them to start the TUNED arc early. I'd also expect them to move Zapan to the desert after he does something to attract the attention of Nova and becomes his pawn. There's also a strong possibility that he'll simply get dropped. After all, they already used the houndmaster. Alita fighting for the resistance instead of Zalem kind of makes sense. In general, setting Nova up to be a malevolent force that works from afar instead of doing things more or less directly fucks with a lot of plot points without disturbing the sub-text too much, so I'd expect a fuckload of OAV-tier reworks with some familiar characters and set-pieces added in for good measure.

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At this point in the movie she would have no body if not for Ido. How does a head and part of a chest meet your definition of flawless?

>so then she said "fuck white males"

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I agree with the last parts, but I had no problem with Hugo desu.

I wish they would have made the movie a tad longer to fix the problems, but I'm not even sure what they could have done to fix it

how come every single time alitaplebbitors get caught they throw a fit like this?

Is that even a woman?

For a feminist she never very feminine.

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can you some background? maybe a still from the movie, maybe the bar or Motorball?

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fucking kek

so what does the girl who actually played ALita look like?

nope. at that point in the movie she had the berserker body but ido refused to transfer her to it, because he didn't have enough faith in her, and wasn't as flawless as she is.

why is James Cameron in the picture?

she's right there bro

It was shallow in the comic too. Babby's first love and shit. Alita belongs to Figure.

who has the meme image of Alita on left and the orange on the right?

who the fuck is that on the left manhandling our battle angel!!!!!!!!!!!!!

movie was cool but I can't get over how ugly the teen male lead was

also wtf bring him back into a robot body just to kill him again? the scene when she kills Vector would have been more impactful if her boyfriend was already dead

sure, if you got a background in mind just post it

This one?

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it wasn't a love story in the manga. it was a rejection story. hugo never gives a shit about gally and she doesn't realize this until the wire.

based

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Wonder if any studio will be interested in making anime Alita now.

>This movie was on par with capeshit and I don't mean that as a good thing.

Does capeshit touch on the human condition and different approaches to the tragedy of existence to create an overarching narrative? Because Alita kind of does.

>no manly Jashugan punch into battle angel

Is that wise user?

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based Rosa
Fuck trump and fuck fungus

It's just playing with expectations, user.

it does not, in any way, shape or form. the movie is about a literal mary sue.

is this from the motorball fight scene?

based victora(formerly vincent)

>alita's heart alone weighs 300lbs
Jesus she's a big girl.

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the expectations of movies not being incompetent shitpiles?

Disagree. It is more interesting this way.

>implying that everyone who isn't a drumpfcuck is a tranny
Nice try
How's that wall coming dude

THESE THREADS ARE GOING TOO FAST

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>nope. at that point in the movie she had the berserker body

A berserker body that she was unable to transfer to by herself. Making her reliant on Ido to do it for her. A flawless mary sue that is entirely reliant on another character to reach her potential.

Besides, if part of her being flawless is her having the berserker body, how is she flawless before she has it?

>heart weighs 300 pounds
>ido lifts her out of scrap yard
>hugo helps her up
>ido picks her up after the fight and she's broken

yeah i dunno about that

Bought Lindt Orange Chocolate for my IMAX viewing. Any other decent and easily available orange chocolates out there?

>>alita's heart alone weighs 300lbs
>ido picks it up like it weighs nothing in the scrapyard

so that's why they aren't falling over themselves to sell copies of that book...

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He died again because it was his hubris. He valued a lie over reality and it killed him twice. Turning him into a victim would defeat the whole point of his story, which was already weakened by making him less of a self-centered asshole.

Saw this movie for the fighting and wasn't disappointed

The teen lead looking not 10/10 makes more sense, cuz he's literally the first guy her age she comes into contact with

You said it yourself. She failed because she was reliant upon a character who wasn't flawless and didn't believe in her.

Nah he loved Alita but Hugo is a man among men and his dream can't be stifled by some rancid robo-pussy. True to life that's why she still pines over him even after meeting Figure. Women love nothing more than being neglected by a determined man.

Deep cut. I'm probably the only fucker that got it.

who said tranny?

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Alita is love. Alita is life.

PS. Fuck Mouse.

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maybe this?

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daft punk ost for alita sequel pls

>Heart weighs 300lbs

Given that Ido can lift her head/core at arms length I'm gonna call bullshit on that one.

Her entire first body can't weigh much more than 120-140 lbs, unless Ido and Hugo are superhumanly strong.

Bro Ido is just natty as fuck, you saw him holding that rocket sledge

NICE

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The movie is about Alita attaining immesurable competence through self-discovery and honesty, and about Hugo losing his life because he kept lying to himself about what he wants and he failed to see the world as it was. Almost every scene revolves around this theme, you have to be a complete brainlet not to notice it.

is he more of a ass in the manga? I couldn't feel any sympathy when he died, he's a fucking prick that had it coming

thats the one user!!!! effen saved!!!

Hugo is cute what you talking about

I think Christoph Waltz looks stupid with his big ass hunter hammer.

Discuss.

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This has been my comp wallpaper for a couple weeks now

In the manga, Hugo's the complete opposite of the movie Hugo, he's just a virgin schmuck who works hard and is trying to get by in life so he can fund his higher ambitions

i think it's cute

thanks user, shes not bad looking, minus the degenerate tattoos but who knows how many cocks she sucked to get the job like icarly did.

Wrong.

but you're from /vg/
he looks like that to appeal to your lower IQ ideals of humanoids

hugo did not love gally in the manga or OVA. she's a non-entity to him because in the manga/OVA he sells human body parts on the black market, not parts. He originally chats her up and gets her alone in the manga/OVA because he's ready to dismember her if she has any human organs. He doesn't care about her crush because he only cares about salem. When she's begging to be enough for him on the wire, the subtext of his response is "and who are you?"

I think you look stupid period. What now faggot.

Yeah, it sucks a bit. But then again, all that chi stuff wouldn't fly in a live action film.

mouse needs a yamaca since thats who owns him and they forced the last heir of the Disney family off the board of directors.

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>he whips out the fucking Church Pick/Boomhammer from Bloodborne
it was hilarious

How is she a Mary Sue if she is reliant on another character? Another character who refuses to immediately do what she asks.

I said she was reliant on Ido to reach her potential, he's not the primary reason for her losing to Grewishka. Why are you just handwaving all of her bad decisions?

extremely silly, but it works well

the problem is its about a mary sue who struggles with the flaws of the other characters.

here u go

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None of what you're posting contradicts the fact alita is a mary sue in the movie.

You're wrong bro, read it again. He definitely has feelings for her, he just has greater ambition than cyborg snatch. I'll go dig it up for you if you're really that lazy but I'd honestly rather not.

Shut the fuck up faggot. Everyone else, use this as a guidepost on how to stop giving attention to this cock sucker.

He didn't seem to have any strong feelings for Alita in the manga until the very end. He was also more mean-spirited. I'd have to re-read that part, but my overall impression was that the movie Hugo was sanitized.

new

very good!!!! Thank you user!!

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I'm not but thank you

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>Bloodborne style game
>play as good hunter-warrior
>upgrade arms and parts, can become full hard-body if you want
>areas include iron city, Zalem, and the underground + more (idk what, I didn't read the anime)
>hunter warrior room is bonfire

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based.

Its been well established that alita shills can barely read. You want hugo to care about alita because you want him to be a self-insert. But the fact is, he doesn't. And he's completely content with dying if he can't have salem.

Faggot just outright took the goalpost home.

How can she be a Mary Sue if she makes bad decisions that lead to bad outcomes for her?

What do you think a Mary Sue is, other than a character you apparently don't like?

>Cameron
>making his leads suck cock like a degenerate Jew

James would not. Also, he could not have cast someone in this role who'd had her soul so degraded. Your usual casting-couch cowgirl couldn't have captured the innocence and youthful energy we saw on screen.