if this wasn't overtly narcissistically feministic it would have been 10/10
If this wasn't overtly narcissistically feministic it would have been 10/10
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Luke Kelly
if you weren't an incel it would still be 10/10 haha
Leo Ramirez
have you even seen the flick? don't (you) me you mongoloid
Connor Wood
I was going to watch this but I’m not sure if it’ll end in disappointment, can you give me a quick rundown of what you though?
Jacob Price
It's literally student film tier
Angel Sanders
yes
>excited to see this because the visuals and set design are beautiful along with the score
>thought it was going to be a kino witch-inspired romance about the tribulations of love, the necessity of it, how adultery ruins people etc
>end up watching the protagonist piss into a jar and put her used tampon in
>commentary about how men cannot truly feel love, and if they do they end up becoming giant pussies and kill themselves because they cannot have you
>women should use their sexual appeal to influence men because men only understand male fantasies
genuinely disappointed
Isaac Carter
i don't watch films about women because i know they'll be hot shit
Adam Gray
Thanks for saving me 2 hours
Isaac Murphy
>I can believe we lost the election! Every expert said it was a lock!
>don't worry, the same highly credentialed experts have developed a plan.
>what's the plan?
>we're going to call people "loser virgins." Then they'll have to vote properly! It's science!
Charles Miller
The one good thing about it was they found an actress who looks like young Diana Rigg, who was the hottest girl of the time period they're representing.
Ryder Roberts
>>end up watching the protagonist piss into a jar and put her used tampon in
what the fuck
Owen Reed
yeah it's totally dems that call you incels not shitposters or europeans
Gabriel Thompson
who was best girl?
Luis Nelson
yeah the main actress was beautiful, i got a bit clickbaited by her because i thought she had the face and everything going for a film a bit more. realistic
Tyler Morgan
I'm pretty sure she's supposed to be Ingrid Pitt, who played Femme Fatales in horror movies back then
Hunter Murphy
how can i achieve the same look with a mirrorless DSLR?
there's no way you need all those expensive todd a/o gear to make this with modern color grading
Lucas Hall
Oh no we're being called incels by Queeroslimes who take Paki cock up their asses.
Landon Jones
elaine was best girl
underrated girl was the harpist
Sebastian Clark
>if it wasn't for that renn faire wedding sequence it would be a 10/10 film
ftfy
still 9/10 but that part in the park with singing and whatever takes forever and drags on too much. Plus the film is hardly PRO-Love Witch ...she ruins everyones life by being so controlling
Oliver Walker
my ex girlfriend had BPD and it was her favourite film. i think it is about borderline personality disorder in my opinion
Matthew Perry
ah-bloo-bloo
Adam Gutierrez
gee fellas I'm totally shocked that the director blames male crew members for sabotaging this film and her other films
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Aiden Bell
i couldn't remotely call it 9/10 with the amount of monologues about women being repressed and objectified. if it wasn't for that plus the other stuff i mentioned then it would've been near perfect, the film gets dragged down so much with the sociopolitical messages it tries to make.
Lincoln White
movie is soulless
Jonathan Scott
for me it was the twins
Luis Barnes
>“For example, a location asst. told me we had to stop shooting in the park because he couldn’t get the right permit, but then lost his shit when a park ranger said yes, we can get that for you!”
>This isn’t the first time Biller has had to deal with this. She’s “had the same thing on other films. Some crew members seem hell-bent on destroying you and the film to make sure it never gets in the can, and will use direct subterfuge.”
>“I think it has something to do with being a female director, and something to do with how the line producer set up a bad vibe and then disappeared.”
imagine being this deluded
Jack Young
>be crewmember
>just want to get paid and go home
>tyrannical bitch-queen director treats you like shit and then blames you for production issues
Sounds like every female boss I ever had
Jason Hernandez
The Editor is a better retro style meta film.
Xavier Rodriguez
>sociopolitical messages
Jose Taylor
When is she releasing a new film? I loved The Love Witch so much.
Aiden Reyes
are you all retarded? This is inspired by the film All the Colors of the Dark. true kino
Angel Williams
so basically she's one of those art hoes who obsesses over retro fashion, huh
Blake Murphy
have you even seen the movie?
Landon Brooks
She's a bit unusual.
Nicholas Gonzalez
Does this hottie get naked in it?
Hunter Campbell
there is frontal nudity in the movie yes
Jackson Cook
just bee urself
Jeremiah Reyes
aite im in
Brody Rogers
this flick could have been so much more than it was
William Ross
Literally the Lana Del Rey of film.
Cameron Bell
considering how much random feminism was inserted into this i’m just surprised they didn’t make all the extras ugly landwhales or tranny looking things, most of the actresses were really hot
Ryan Miller
That's a beautiful cow
Caleb Evans
I thought the film was satire. Maybe thats why I loved it.
Luke Price
the director literally thinks her movie was ruined because the male crew members on set were sabotaging it. it wasn't satire.
Ayden Brown
Oliver Bailey
Poe's Law: "Without a clear indication of the author's intent, it is difficult or impossible to tell the difference between an expression of sincere extremism and a parody of extremism [by other extremists]."- rationalwiki.org
Thomas Lewis
Alright well, im gonna watch it
Blake Peterson
what did she do with that broom?
Chase Martin
wtf I love witches now
Henry Walker
Either way, you're all a bunch of fags.
Brayden Nguyen
This level of based is practically unbelievable.
Carter Torres
Swept the floor, obviously.
Jordan Wood
the love witch is so fucking bonkers about men and love that she ends up killing em , even other witches think she is off the hook crazy . also they are not displayed as being a perfect, utopian feminist group: they straight up have sexual abuse at the core of their ritual and most seems to feel uneasy about it, about sucking that old man dong. you would have to be retarded to think its a first degree feminist statement... its more subtle than that. was an ok movie, will rewatch especially for the set design and nice colors and such, retro fetishism is sort of played out but that one was done in an oddly obsessive way, more compulsive than actually cool yet uncanny and fascinating, sort of like that lady who take "kino" pictures of her perfect cakes/house/costumes The Curious Creations of Christine McConnell