/ABAG/ Alita: Battle Angel General #91

This is thread is for discussion of Alita: Battle Angel.

Trailers
youtube.com/watch?v=mkZsFiVQQsk
youtube.com/watch?v=w7pYhpJaJW8

Rotten Tomatoes - Critics 60% Audience 94%
rottentomatoes.com/m/alita_battle_angel
IMDB - 7.6/10
imdb.com/title/tt0437086/

Production Cost and Box Office Sales Numbers
boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=alita.htm

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THESE GENERALS ARE TOO FUCKING FAST PLEASE SLOW DOWN

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Oversexualized pic, op

ABAG is a christian general

What's your favorite scene from the movie?

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At this rate #99 will hit overnight

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sneedposters are just moving us closer to 99

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Who do you want to be casted in the next one bros? I hope Anya and goose get in there

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Now taking GIF requests!

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From start of bar scene to Grewishka running off.

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Sneedlita: formerly battle angel

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These generals are going down the shitter fast. Too much drama and not enough OC being pumped out. We really gotta slow down the generals.

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Stop these stupid threads.

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Already know how what they'll do with the story in the 2nd film. The third film though I wonder if they'll do her back story on Mars, no way they would save that story line for the 4th film which may not happen.

How will you get to #100 now Alitafags? No one wants you here anymore, so let's end this now.

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Sneedlita: Formerly battle angel

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Shills and Sneedposters are pushing the speed of these generals.

fuck no, no Anya god no

Mine too. The more times I watch the movie the more I like that entire sequence. She goes to the bar to appeal to the nonexistent honor of the Hunter Warriors, asking for help against Grewishka. Then he shows up and without any hesitation she fights him head on by herself

>Alita with goose
That would be kino

I warned you faggots about this shit. Last thread there were two fags calling themselvses by their discord usernames like retards.

What sort of OC has come out of Alita. We know about pics, but has anyone made any music, writings, or videos?

They'd slow down if the Jeromes fucked off to tumblr.

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bluray's back on the menu boys

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>tfw participated in the BTFOing of Reylo
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I haven't finished the first series of books. i'm barely on the motorball arc

Asnita: Battle Farmer

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>easly evening on the West coast
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glad i can go to sleep

>SneedposterS
lol, it's literally just one faggot who got banned earlier and now is back.
I remember when Sneed was all about purging the reylo cancer out of Yea Forums, and it was beautiful.
When a formerly reylo tranny mouseshill tries to do it, it's just cringe.

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Sneedlita: Formerly battle angel

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it's kind of weird that now that we are getting closer to 99 the sneed posters arrive

>Alitashills were discord trannies all along
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BASED CHINA

I did say I would call sneedchads IN.

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>#91

BTW when will they get a Hollywood adaptation

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They see the clock ticking tick by tick.

Blu ray eater wants to go under the radar.
Not gonna happen.

whatever we're healed anyway

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These god awful threads are so reminiscent of avatar threads that I'm starting to think that James Cameron himself is trying to shill his shit here

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Sneed cannot hurt me, for I am already healed.

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Do my fellow Sneed posters think they are annoying me in my Alita thread?

Take a seat, dudes. Enjoy the comfy Alita thread.

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This is fucking hilarious. We really might hit 99 by tonight.

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It’s funny to see generalfags/shills act like spamming a thread endlessly is something to be ashamed of.

>sneedbros helping us to the finish line
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As much as I hate sneed posters I'm alright with these generals hitting 99

We will not stand by in the presence of evil. Sneedposters are just helping our cause. Come enjoy our comfy Alita thread.

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>comfy
Antithetical to sneed

You cannot stop us

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Nothing offends an alita shill more than belling called a IMOGENsfavoritepage tourist
You can call him anything, any insult, but if you call him reddit he will shriek and throw a hissy fit. He's been found out and he hates it, he doesn't even understand how it happened, he tried to fit in but failed.
The IMOGENsfavoritepage is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a redditor, pleb, shill, tranny, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him out on being from IMOGENsfavoritepage and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

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>#91

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the one where she tries out berserker body with ido watching

Requesting shirtless Hugo.

NO

RULES

TUESDAY

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we need an edit of Alita carving up sneeds

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Who the fuck is desdinova

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based

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literally pic related lmfao

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discord tranny

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Here's your non-spic Alita, bro.
Desty Nova*

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WHAT'LL IT BE FELLAS?

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Edward Norton

i don't get any of this, can someone elaborate?

Nah, Sneed is comfy.

At this rate we will hit 99 by midnight, mama mia

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Did you even watch the movie

Formerly comfy

sneed it shit it's always been shit we can't have comfy simpsons threads now because of these fuckers spamming their shitty meme

We will prevail. Sneed has no power against Alita.

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mouse shills hate that people love Alita and try to stop people liking her, its pretty pathetic really

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>hi
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I wasn't expecting someone to deliver. TY! Saved and now will watch it 100x times.

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rosa is perfect for Alita

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put this on a shirt!

Thats pretty gay

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Didn't know he had a youtube channel or any internet presence. Found this flash game on his website.

jajatom.moo.jp/E-top/frame.html

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>sneed is now "I don't like this thing so i'll spam sneed"

lol

good job fags.

okay is this kino now?

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Alita is a 6/10 movie

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What is the tech keeping Zalem afloat?

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Get yourself a man that looks at you the way Waltz looks at this anime ai

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How is this not spamming? are the mods doing anything?

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Cant wait to eat that blu-ray eh, mousecuck?

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>now
Why are reddit spacers so new?

50% of the posts are trolls and sneedposters

good thing general is picking speed, cause after wednesday alita is for all practical pursposes dead

Nah, I'm one of you guys. I just don't meet with you on Discord and Twitter or wherever you plan raids.
Simpsons a shit, go to Yea Forums

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Kizuna Ai is cute too

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t. larping sneedposter

Leave it brother
They are helping us to our goal, even if it is not their intention

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Why do trannies love Alita?

Mods should get rid of sneed for good. it was never funny to begin with and now it's just spam

never...only if its japanese/french/italian combo

magic, of course.
they did last thread. Apparently they don't care anymore.

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> Well congratulations, you got yourselves caught. What's the next step of your master plan?

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globe tech

Get out of here mouse.

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The face is boyish cute, but his body is perfection. He's just fucking hot. Can't blame Alita offering her beating heart after seeing that.

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>350m

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Why do trannies like transhumanism themes? Gee, I wonder.

I expected her to be hurt badly in this scene so Ido can put her in the berserker body but I did not expect her to be cut out in pieces that shocked me

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Looks like Sneed is being defeated. Keep it going guys! Alita would not stand for this!

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Can’t wait to feed and seed on that fuck and suck eh, city slicker?

what we know about these threads:
>made by people not from Yea Forums
>made by people from facebook/instagram and Yea Forums
>hate actual cinema
>hate Yea Forums and the brotherhood
>pretend they're not capeshitters
>ignore logic and facts™,when presented
>the ones who were here before the movie came out were only around for maybe a month or 2 at most
>they hate old Yea Forums
>they plan these threads on discord
>pointing out the truth behind them sets them off
>biggest fans of it are transgender "humans"
This has all been confirmed with actual proof. No different than when the game of thrones generals propped up and we were told "oh its people like you from Yea Forums"

Waltz was always handsome, but he was specially so in Alita. So soft and caring, such a silver daddy.

Not sure if its the same as the manga. But

>Space Orbital Elevator

Listen up guys, Alita: Battle Angel is doing well.
However, in order to better influence the international market we need to move some of our focus away from the english speaking internet and onto other parts lf the internet.
We have been given a list of websites and some sentences we can use.
Let's go back to our discord server and we can discuss it there
Also, has anyone spoken with Juan recently? It appears that the payments haven't come through yet

it would be 450 mil already if werent for that god awful ending and the terrible ost

Sneedposts only trigger genuine redditors, user.
Falseflagging mouoseshills, formerly reylos, will have to eat the disc
Otherwise, Just saw this thing yesterday. If the goal is to make it to thread 99, sneed is gonna get it there fast.

WE ARE NOT STOPING UNTIL GENERAL #99 THREAD ALITA LOVERS

THEN WE START ANOTHER ONE CALLED ¨ALITA VS CAPTAIN MARVEL EDITION¨

THEN WE MOVE TO /ACO/ WITH AN ALITA GENERAL THREAD

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>I spam SNEED DURRRRRRRRRRRRRR

lol

Yeah he has this great amount of charisma even as nazi in basterds

great thread chaps, reddit free

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but seriously, why is the alita thread being raided, while there's at least a dozen lazy, repetitive, capeshit threads in the catalog?
it really makes you think

because all shills are cancer

>mods deleted my sneedbombing yesterday after only twp minutes
>these niggas just bomb it without problems
Jesus christ I can't even sneedpost correctly

our girl giving a good fight
yeah I was not expecting it to be so excessive.

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Alright guys, just keep reporting the Sneed posters and they will disperse, we will not lose our comfy general. Wish I could stay but I have to go see Alita in IMAX 3D right now. I'm driving 25 miles to get there, but it's worth it. Hope you guys have fun and don't get to #99 without me! I don't want to miss that party.

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>Come on in Sneed. Yes, you too Chuck. Help my loyal Alitabros to get the general to 99. Try and get Bane and CIA to join too! I am not exclusionary- I welcome EVERYBODY. you will all be healed in time.

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Based dubs and post

discord trannies legit

disney ones aren't apparently. spamposters love them

GOD I WISH THAT WERE ME AAAARGGHHH AAAAAARGHHHHH

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The capeshit threads are being spammed by people like archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/110665476/#110679778
For some reason these degenerates have attached themselves to alita

Enjoy Alita's movie m8

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they're jealous they can't enjoy a good thing
don't worry about it, the main goal of these generals is visibility and they are helping

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BASED CHINA

>Ga-Lee
Whoa, is that Kishiro's preferred spelling?

But it’s the alita generals that are run by discord trannies though.

Is it over?

yep. its not floating, its hanging/ being pulled away from the earth by centrifugal force

they're just mad we're not posting sneed or bane shit or continually whining about Cpt Marvel.

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Looks like it. But keep reporting them if they come back! Do not stand by in the presence of evil.

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Last thread a discordfag shitposter got caught. Now he's losing his shit and spamming sneed so people don't see it lmao

Watched Alita 4 times, planning on going for my 5th time this week

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>remove /reylo/ generals
>loves disney
sneedposters leave comfy shills in a seething shoot

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please elaborate

Another one of my favorite moments in the movie, its soo good!!!!

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Why didn't Victoria(formerly victor) answer?

>I will not stand for shills and spammers (or romans)!!!
>I will rape your waifu and gauge out her bug eyes!
jesus Attila it's just one thread
>Superficial goals lead to superficial results
pottery.

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Mark your calendars boys

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archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/110825089/#110827918

So if URM would have attacked the rim it would have fallen down? Was it explained why they pushed up those maintenance/transport pipes instead?

are you implying spamming is not bad?

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No, it's the natural cycle of newfags latching onto a meme and spamming it into exhaustion long after the fun has been over and done with. Nothing new under the sun.

I went for the 5th time today, I want to enjoy it in the kinoplex as my home set up won't do it justice.

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A lot of good that did to reylo threads.
When genuine Yea Forums bros raided those, jannies did everything they could to stop them and the spamming continued. Now this thread gets raided by mousecucks, and who do you think the mods will side with?
>meanwhile, captain fungus threads continue go fill the catalogue

based event!!!

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>shills falseflagging
>antishills falseflagging
The fate of every general desu

god I wish that were me

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It’s utter hilarity to see people who’ve spammed almost a hundred threads worth of generals to the bump limit complain that people are spamming their general.

I thought all the theaters were only going to be showing captain marvel?

Who's desdinova?

Put another latina in the film like Ana de Armas

You will probably be alone in the theater.

God I fucking hated the teenage romance.

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Then stop posting captain fungus threads then.

I wish they would have kept that line about her tasting like batteries because of the rain.

This would make a really cool patch or sticker.

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a shirt too

>There are few things in life that are truly badass.
>There's me The Undertaker, the American Badass.
>There's the Monerbros hmmmm don't wanna mess with them.
>There's Baneposters, Pepe posters that make janny seethe.
>Then there are those who post in /ABAG/
>To me, they're bad to the bone!

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>complaining about 1 out of more than 100 threads on Yea Forums

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She's as tall as me.

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Not if you come!

No, they show limited showtimes for a week ahead. As it gets closer to Friday they'll put more. That's how it is for every new blockbuster coming out. The meme saying Disney bought out all theaters is anti-Alita propaganda made to make us look like fools.

I thought only whites were autistic but damn you spics proved me wrong

>people discussing the movie, posting webms, box office numbers, art, is the same as some aspie spamming SNEED because he has nothing to live for
absolute braindead idiot

I don't want a sequel if it's gonna be low budget garbage

We need this but with Rosa

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I don't recall Alita ever pushed up the pipes in the manga. Possibly just heavily defended.

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Redbubble would be a good means

Stop LARPing as a nigger

well it is their safespace
one that was just caught straight up admit it

>I may have killed thousands in the Balkans but it compares nothing to the 100 threads that died for this.

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How does having a gf even feel like?
Much less one that's a cyborg?

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it won't cameron will pay out of his own pocket to fund it
we just gotta show alita a lot of love and support

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Battle toad alita more like

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why are the people ITT so insane

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>Mouselets working themselves into a shoot because /ourgirl/ has patrician tier feet and theirs has.... well, you know.

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Requesting art of Alita smiling like Rosa. We need lots of oc for #99 (and beyond)!
I hope Mr. Cameron is aware of the high user score.

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Sneedposting wasn't always spam. There were clever puns that mostly served to communicate the notion that The Simpsons is a "formerly good" show but apparently some 12-year-olds got addicted to the feeling of using it to annoy people so now they don't put any thought into puns and just spam.

I love Sneedposting. Spamming it is spergy and embarrassing. Poor kids, nothing to do on a Sunday.

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In the last shot of the movie do you think the angular, mechanical body symbolises how loss and violence has corrupted her?
Is she a fallen angel now?
Will she recover?

>get caught as an actual discordfag mad at another discordfag named desdinova for some gay shit
>NOOOO YOU ARE THE DISCORD TRANNY
You're not kidding anyone faggot

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Why is Disney so mad tho

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>be cancer
>claim there’s other cancer so being cancer is okay

Look at those tiny, cute feet

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It reeks of desperation.

They can't rent out the thread

>Mouselets
You mean the ones that love alita?

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Remember, KEEP UP THE FIGHT. Report any Sneed and they will leave. It's just the same couple posters doing it, but you have to take action.

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I've lost track of the sides here but I see Anya, I lend my support
Based post

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You mean
>people spamming the same shit endlessly

I understand you never seeing a general before, but why do you think literally no one has seen a general before?

Based peruvian girl.

Okay I get it but the person posting 30 lines of "SNEED" thats spamming

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Are you ignoring this because it goes against the narrative you're trying to push now that actual Yea Forums locals have caught whose behind these threads, neo/mu/ poster?

>tfw I killed these generals

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Alita = mexican nigger!!

>Sneedposting wasn't always spam
But it was
Your use of "__POSTING" only proves how new you truly are

>neo/mu/
Holy reddit. I bet you also call Yea Forums neo/a/ like the Yea Forumsedditor in denial you're.

Did URM have any pleasure models by any chance?

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How is Alita a more fully realized human character than Rey?

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protecc Rosa be healed by Alita

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Yeah, you're right.

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>This has all been confirmed with actual proof

XDDDD

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I feel that by this point her relationship with Ido went sour

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Rosa is unironically crazy irl.
I hope she doesn't do anything drastic that will jeopardize the films.

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>didn't deny it
Amazing. Remember when Yea Forums was welcomed here or was that well before your time?

Probably, why wouldn't they?

I WISH SHE KNEW HOW MUCH SHE HAS DONE FOR US AAHHHHHHH

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>containment board for alita shills
That’s facebook

>first facebook
>then Yea Forums
>then discord
>now Yea Forums
Holy shit you're mental.

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Rey had just one facial expression though out all the films.

posting dogs with hats

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>and they will leave
Jesus Christ how new are you

Because Alita can fail and fails often and needs help to stand up again

One complaint i have with the movies is that they kind of push the father daughter story in order to push the romance with hugo. that would have made alita pushing ido away more of an impact in the sequel if it gets one anyway.

Just hide them and save those extra seconds for Alita.

Mouselets will stop once they go back to food stamps.

posting in /spam/

>people spamming the same shit endlessly
no? what are you talking about?
there's a difference between a general and literal spamming, I'm sorry if you're too retarded to understand this simple concept

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imagine calling someone a discord tranny for saying this liberal propaganda is trash whilst actually being one
this is some next level jew shit

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FUCK YOUR spam

>stop invading my safespace!!!

I called that post neo/mu/
not these threads

They are trannies after all

Whatever, faggot. Take The Simpsons to Yea Forums
Definitely

>he didn't see the clip of Rosa starting to cry when they wrapped on Alita
She was healed too, like all of us
Sister Rosa is one of us

the guitarist playing a double neck with his cyborg arms

lol faggot

Should we write a letter to Rodriguez and Jimbo?

wtf this Star Wars would have been amazing

We know she's a big fan of the manga. What if she's playing her own waifu? Has science gone too far?

in another definetly

>alita threads are invading my safespace!!!

totally forgot about that. That was really cool, I wish they had more bit parts like that to show how other people lived with cybernetics.

Maybe in thread #99, but I have some plans for that thread anyways.

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>has science gone too far?
Tell that to James Cameron.

Include rosa in that letter too. We gotta let them know tell jimmy to stop making avatar movies and focus on alita sequels

Alita wants you to find a nice hat for cyber pupper.

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make a Gofundme then

>there's a difference between a general and literal spamming

No there isn’t.

What we know about /ABAG/ haters that post >They are not from Yea Forums
>They are from reddit, tumblr and /facebook/
>They hate actual cinema
>They hate Yea Forums and the brotherhood
>They pretend they are the real "Yea Forums"
>They ignore logic and fact, when presented
>They plan /ABAG/ raids on discord
>They dox /ABAG/ posters
>Pointing out the truth behind them sets them off
>Most of them are transgender "humans"
>They weren't on Yea Forums before Alita came out will only be around for maybe a month or 2 at most as /ABAG/ continues unceasingly
This has all been confirmed with actual proof including Jerome being a nigger faggot tranny with AIDS.

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Threadly reminder that sneedposters ITT aren't raiding capeshit spam, they aren't even original sneedposters, they are the ones who posted in reylo threads and got BTFO by the original sneed war. They are falseflagging mouseshills who are still assblasted, and get paid to spam on this specific thread.

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pretty much in any aspect you can think of. Rey doesn't really face any challenge which makes it hard to care about what she's doing. If you don't want her to succeed then why are you watching? Alita struggles through every aspect, doesn't always succeed but keeps trying and accepts help.

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want what? rosa or the statue?

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Does anyone else
have to apologise to him?
I'm sorry Robert. I haven't mentioned you once in these generals. you did a very good job. I thought Jimbo might have ghost directed but when I saw the zoom shot of Grewishka getting ground up I knew it was really you directing.
I hope you come back for Alita 2

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woo that would be rad to have.

Boy I did not see that coming, you got anything more clever to say? What are you doing here anyway? Find something to like and fuck off

>well
"Well" what? you've been dead for 300 years and all you can say is "well"?

Alright, I'm off to drive down to my nearest IMAX theater to see Alita the way she was meant to be seen. Hope you all have fun! I'll see you in a general or two depending how fast these move. Hope I don't miss #99.

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What does she say here?

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I have made sure to thank RR in previous threads but yeah, he is kind of the unsung hero in all of this. Just as much passion came from him as did JC.

>I want too fuck black men daddy
Alita a slut already

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It’s a fact friend. Sorry that facts trigger you.

she looks mexican af in this pic she should play la malinche or an aztek princess in apocalipto 2

If anything I wanna apologize to based jimbo
I was starting to think that he had gone to shit after avatar, but i stand corrected
sorry jimmy

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A mix of no and raargh. That's what I heard anyway, it felt like it was cut awkwardly.

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Leave your hands off of her, architect

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It's not though.
So what did you think of the movie?
if you're going to hang out here, might as well ask

almost feel sorry for her but she brought it on herself. Hide them piggies if they ain't looking good.

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>tfw grow up watching Aliens, Terminator, Rambo, True Lies
>as a boylet Jimbo is my favourite director
>releases Avatar
>wtf this is lame
>drop him
After this I will definitely see Avatar 2 in cinemas just to thank jimbo

Cute feet

>subnautica

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Are you sure they aren't some disadvantaged orphan children in New York who aren't allowed to go outside when the street lights come on?

>any numbness?
>I'm a little hungry...

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I really enjoyed the movie, noticed that some parts were a tough cut for the director. You had this guy really enthusiastic in doing this movie but sadly couldn't fit everything he wanted. Christopher protecting his daughterfu made my heart penis go hard.
Wished the bounty hunters were a bit more explored, but given how they want to rush to Nova already not going to happen.

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Maybe. All I know is mouseshilling is a sign of either getting paid, or having a severe mental illness, but most likely, both.
Now ask yourself, why is capeshit spam, and 50y wars spam allowed, and Alita thread gets raided?

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Jimbo should drop avatar like a hot steaming piece of shit. Gorgeous visually but the story is fucking garbage jesus.

If I responded in turn that would be the closest to a conversation these threads have had.

Alita is pure but Rosa is for fucking all day and night because putting your dick in crazy means you'd be crazy to take it out.

We can make it to 99. Do it for her.

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In the manga and the ova she actually starts cracking down on bounties to get the money for zalem instead of joining motorball. it would have been cool to see a bounty hunting montage

well hopefully WHEN we get our sequels they feel safe enough to let the movie breathe.

I just hope extended cut featured a non-teleporting Chiren

there's still that part where Zapan turns into a flying fireball shooting kaiju and blows a bunch of shit up

I wouldn't hold out much hope. There will probably be some deleted scenes like normal, but most of the condensing was done during script writing.

Hopefully there is more. I wanna see based Rick Yune do something other than stand there in the background

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>tfw a single mouselet scrambling to reset his router.

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Alita just hit $350M worldwide.

We are now at break even mark.

>SHIGAU!

I've seen footage of them shooting at least 2 scenes that weren't in the final movie. One was Hugo giving her a pep talk and putting her motorball feet on. The other was her pinning him to the floor, with the context seemingly that they were (unsuccessfully) trying to regain her memories by sparring. I don't know if they actually did all the CGI work or not though.

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I don't think she's actually that heavy, it's just that she doesn't have big air pockets in her chest.

She's noticeably heavier than she looks (she looks about 90lbs), but she's light enough for Ido to comfortably carry up a flight of stairs. I'd guess around 120lbs.

FAKE

It's a noar then.

>Janny fighting back against sneedposters
Congrats, now they've won

You haven't seen it I bet, you should give it a shot.
Anyway I'm off for now, it's been fun

Given the astronomical work required to get alita on screen per second . Im skeptical that dvd extras will have much if any of her . However there is hope for non cg people ido, vector, chiren , hugo etc

This thread will die before anyone sees this but I have a job interview in an hour or so. Glad to have been in the comfy generals here before the interview

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Oh look, a textbook shill response.

gl user

report back, be healed.

Imagine shilling for this flop

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FUTSUU TE IUNA!

Needs $500 million to break even. WBs only get 22% of China ticket sales.

Good luck user, Alita guides you

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