Cast it

cast it

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>Surviving on siracha

hmmm

must have been pretty hot if it kept him warm for 5 days

wut, hot sauce has like zero nutrients or calories in it, so either he had some weird hot sauce with a bunch of extra ingredients in it, or he just ate it to trick himself into feeling less hungry, or he is retarded and didn't realize this from reading the label

either way that headline sucks

is that kirk from GG?

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>In response to a friend’s Facebook comment about how he ate three Taco Bell hot sauce packets during the ordeal, he joked: “Taco Bell fire sauce saves lives!”
lol 3 packets? he must have had more food and obviously water for him and the dog.

ok i got this
>"When hell freezes over"
Edward Norton will play Jeremy Taylor

The dog will be voiced by Morgan Freeman and be the stories narrator.

Can't you survive for like 2 weeks without food?

it was only 5 days, you dont need food to survive.

he used sauce on the dogshit

3 min without air
3 days without water
3 weeks without food
3 decades without gf

i mean people do water fasting for like a month plus, but they need to get electrolytes or salts or some shit.

>not melting snow

the dog must have been pissed off.

>3ms without saying the N-word

idris elba as guy
cgi idris elba as dog

Mix it with da relish.

>not eating for 5 days
>impressive

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What sauce?

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Depends on how fat you are
2 weeks is probably on the short side

>N-word

You mean nigger? This isn't reddit friend

you try to stop eating for 1 hour, amerilardo

???

the more impressive part about this is surviving 5 days in the freezing cold, 5 days without food is nothing

Saying it right now, if it wasn't louisianian hot sauce he should had just killed himself.

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why didnt he just let the dog drag him into town lol

This.

Your stomach starts eating itself after a while and that hurts.

>N-word
Nigger word?

It always makes me happy to stumble across a man of good taste in threads like these.

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Ok but what did the dog eat to produce the shits?