What in the FUCK was that ?

what in the FUCK was that ?

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The biggest piece of shit film in the last 10 years.

the same could be said about your auto-biography

Misunderstood kino that only brainlets will fail to comprehend.

It's going to split the board for a while but this user is right

I love matthew mccounagagaghey kino

watched this twice already might watch it again, max comfy movie

this

The king has spoken.
nationalreview.com/2019/01/movie-review-serenity-conservative-filmmaker-cries-for-help/

>hur dur it was a game the whole time
Could literally be written by a 12 year old. Pure garbage.

It's the dumbest game ever created

what did she mean by this?

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Drive?

Watch your fucking mouth. It doesn't even need to be said which is the better film. Smart ass fucking prick

Drive is pure shit, so you’re right. It need not be said.

>cum
>bottom
Charlotte has a dirty mind.

don't worry he'll redeem himself soon

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Drive is literally the worst movie ever, edgelord.

drive is easily one of the best films post 2000. get the fuck off my board

Kys for having shit taste.

you first

That is a snappy and well-thought comeback, user. Thanks for contributing.

Said the muppet who liked serenity

How illiterate do you have to be to not recognize that Latin loanword? When someone says 'et cetera' do you go "WHAT DID THEY MEAN BY THIS?"

How bout this. Shut your mouth or I'll kick your teeth down your throat and shut it for you?

Didn’t say I liked it. I said it was better than that trash “film” Drive.

>That is a snappy and well-thought comeback, user. Thanks for contributing.
and this is as stated before, you first brainlet.

(You) are pic related. This is literally what you Drive faggots look like IRL. The fact you quoted it says volumes.

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this post reeks of onions

1) I would look awesome in the jacket
2) I would fuck you up like how the driver does when walking into the club

Kino.

You probably can’t kick as high as your own ass.

>When the cool kids laughed at Baker quoting Shakespeare, “We are such stuff as dreams are made on,” the conservative–liberal, classical–modern problem came clear.Serenity— a film about a man chased by his conscience — is Knight’s dream narrative. Baker differs from professional media pundits, and nonprofessional bloggers, who get off on excoriating others for their differences; he tries to make sense of his own destiny.

>Knight dramatizes this dilemma (Baker being asked “You know who the creator is?”) in terms that mix Hollywood genre with video-game “logic.” The cool kids didn’t catch that McConaughey, here, continues the existential questions of his 2014 Christopher Nolan filmInterstellar. This film’s father–child tension (shown in flashbacks and telepathic cutaways) comes from the abused stepson’s imagination, which guides the narrative.

>InAmazing Grace(2006), the best film Knight has written, he explored the legacy of William Wilberforce and the issue of slavery as a moral dilemma defining British history and man’s relationship to God. InSerenity, Baker considers murder and asks, “What if the Creator changes the rules?”

>In theInterstellarera, a teenage boy addicted to video games to escape the horrors of his existence represents the narrative authority who constructs the corrupted world in which Baker is trapped — and that an essentially conservative filmmaker like Knight must cater to if he wants studio financing. Critics who laugh at the waySerenityturns in on itself like anInterstellar IIhave forgotten the moral lesson ofTo Have and Have Not. They are missing Knight’s own cry for help.

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a great ad for Mauritania

The most recent film that brainlets won't get.

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Rust is dead the whole time, lives in a fishing simulation in order for the dead father's son to cope with the abusive stepfather?

We're all just little boys with dead fathers trying to escape the abusive bastard our moms attempted to replace our dad with so we play fishing simulations or shitposting simulations

I'm simulating a shitpost RIGHT NOW.

this is his last chance at keeping up the mccoughnaissance because he's been in nothing but mediocre to garbage flicks for the last couple years

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It wasn't a game, nigger. It was the kid's imagination. That's why he's able to be reunited with his dad even when he's detained and away from his computer.

shit make me want to kill the director

Based

>I can't understand a movie
>Therefore I need to kill the director