Explain in detail exactly what is wrong with Lewis's card

Explain in detail exactly what is wrong with Lewis's card.

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two different colors

it's gay

>green and gold
this fool a leprechaun or something?

he was jealous of the gold foil letters

It's the color of money retard.

>entire movie revolves around soulless IBM tier corporate culture and conforming
>uhhh whats wrong with a flamboyant colorful business card????

He spelled acquisitions right

The colors are shit, the gold looks like reheated oil and the black is too out of place. But what really irks me is the way he is holding the card.

it's lasteless

Gold lettering is tacky

>Lewis's

That should be Lewis' you retarded mutt

English isn't my native language

Both are correct

Ironic

Absolutely gaudy and no subtlety. He also holds it with zero confidence and in a way that actively prevents you from grabbing it. He's hiding it like a bitch.

Nope

horrible font, all caps first name, phone number has no dashes. Just awful

Lewis isn't plural you dumb shit.

THICC

for words ending in "S" you omit the second one in all cases

No you don't.

Yeah you do, bitch. Anything else is incorrect.

Idiot

No, you don't. Almost all style guides agree that you add an 's after every singular noun to indicate possession.

You're all idiots and it depends on the stylebook you prefer. Chicago would be Lewis's, AP would be Lewis'
Some differentiate based on pronunciation

based user

This. Where they differ is in proper nouns ending in S.

the gold looks tacky as shit and lewis isnt exactly a man who garners respect

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Did anyone ever point out every single card spells Acquisitions wrong

Then which had the best card?

bc its all a dream or whatever duh

Very nice.

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Different colored text on business cards is tacky. Beveled text is inferior ti embossed text on business cards because it makes the text harder to read, the most important function of a business card.

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

>it was all just a dream
looks like i'm never watching this garbage. why can't women write anything good?

Everything. That font is awful ... like a mom and pop realestate outfit in the boondocks awful ... the brown tone with taupe makes me want to shoot someone in the face. The texture is also pretentious and dishonest. Probably one of the worst cards I’ve ever seen. I now have to look at my Paul Allen card desktop wallpaper for an hour to cleanse my pallet