But what if she’s written well?

>But what if she’s written well?

I'll torrent it when bdrip comes out.

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It will be an astonishing surprise

WOMENANDPOCWILLRISEUPYOUCANTSTOPUS

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Sometimes I forget that Tumblr still exists.

>Sometimes I forget that Tumblr still exists.
Well that's because they banned all porn

I can’t think of a single well-written saw character.

*saw = sjw

It can be well written, but if the acting is bad, the message gets muddled nevertheless.

Tell me about Yon-Rogg.

Pretty decent but the film doesnt really have a central villain. The "villain" is more of the idea that people keep on telling CM that she is less capable than she really is.

Jude Law is good but YR is a completely forgettable bad guy. So much of his time on screen is just expository dialogue that is so awkward even a film school student would notice it.

>The "villain" is more of the idea that people keep on telling CM that she is less capable than she really is.
So it turns out that the moral of the story is that she was right all along, she has the capacity inside of her all along, she has more capacity than anyone has ever seen before, and she just needed to close her eyes and believe in "The Force" to win the day?
This really doesn't bode well for my interest in the character.

Oh great.

My fears made true.

'I'm kinda done with you telling me what to do' is the theme of the movie. How greaaaaat.

Are the post credit rumours true? The one with the cat, and the other with Cpt Mvl arriving at the compound?

yes she is blatantly overpowered from the very first scene. It literally starts with her blasting the fuck out of YR because she cant beat him in normal hand to hand combat so he is sort of gaslighting her to believe that she is nothing without her powers that are supposably gifted by the Kree. OFC that turns out to be bs and she was strong all along. She literally 1 shots one of those ships that was the big bad bass in guardians of the galaxy in three seconds at the end of the film. She's definitely up there with Thor in terms of OP, the problem is that its hard to feel for her since brie is so wooden and her line delivery is really awkward.

yeah cat is the last shot, it eats the tesseract but guess who gives a fuck, we all know what happened to the tesseract anyhow

the other one is CM hooking up with the surviving avengers

why are white pol-tards the most sensitive demographics? jw

So it really is Captain Mary-Sue

So basically MCU fans will love it.

Movie looks dumb, dude.

Great! No need to even see it now, not even at home. Thank you for your service.

So there's no villain? Both the Kree and the Skrull are just assholes? Also, how is Mar-Vell? I read he is some old woman now.
Post the plot if you can.

Yeah...

there's some cool original music and some nice useage of 90s music but some of the CGI is really ass and Brie is just bad. She's outclassed by every other actor in the film.

The film's real weakness is the terrible cinemtography though. The locations are:

poorly cgid kree planet
shitty brown planet
shitty grey earth
shitty brown research lab
shitty brown house
shitty grey spaceship
cgi battle
shitty brown desert
cgi ending
finito

Everything looks like a late 2000s video game and there are so many just really questionable shots that dont add anything. Theres also no use of creative cinematography, just bland bland bland bland

This is incredibly disappointing to hear.

Is there at least any good character attached to that? Any flaw she struggles to overcome that is painted as a flaw, or is her only flaw not believing in herself enough?

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Protected classes are no longer well written because woke writers refuse to give them flaws.

Everyone is fucking Superman now and it is boring and predictable.

the skrull guy turns out to be good and the skrull r good and all. Mendelsohn is actually the best part of the film

Marvell is only in the fim for like 3 minute and shes played by Benning. half the times shes in memories, the other half she takes the form of the kree ai that appears differently to everybody who uses it

The kree are the villains but again, the real villain is everybody holding her back from being herself. There is no external conflict since she is absolutely OP, its all internal. Make of that what you want

plot is that CM wins and the cat takes out furys eye

Because characters written by sjws aren't meant to be well written. They're meant to be unrealistic female self inserts the same way shonen manga main characters are for little boys.

The idea is actually good but brie is a bad actress in this and her dialogue is just poo

Her only flaw is that men dont want her to realise her full potential. Literally.

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Come on, man, give us a little more plot to chew on, please!

>the skrull guy turns out to be good and the skrull r good and all.
In what way they are good? They just wanted relax on Earth a little?

alright lol

cm gets captured when going on a missions with her kree starforce. talos captures her and is trying to get information out her brain about the pegasus program, a lightspeed engine that marvell was developing on earth

cm escapes and crashlands in a blockbuster where shes runs into fury and hijinks ensue. we find out that cm had a life on earth before being abducted by the kree and that she got her powers when she destroyed the lightspeed engine as YR tried to steal it years ago and her memory was wiped.

talos is looking for his wife and child who marvell was hiding for him from the kree in an invisible space station orbiting earth. talos is actually a cool bro. they all team up (also with CMs friend, the black woman) and fly to space to the station where YR catches up with them. CM has a big breakthrough moment and goes super saiyan and defeats the baddies

the skrull are being painted as baddies through kree propaganda but they are actually being genocided and hunted

This. White /pol/tards are very sensitive. They'll argue day and night why they should be allowed to make racist comments about black people or Asians or Mexicans or Arabs because it's free speech, but the moment you say anything that could remotely seem like an insult to white people, they chimp out and start throwing around statistics about non-white people committing the most crime or every African, Arab, and Latin American country being a failed state, or saying it's okay to be white like someone's attacking them for their skin color. They're pussies who like to bully people but don't like when you say anything back to them.

>talos is looking for his wife and child who marvell was hiding for him from the kree in an invisible space station orbiting earth.

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Sounds really lame desu. If they are painted as that how will they pull off Secret Invasion?

she defected and wanted to use the lightspeed engine to make peace between the kree and the skrull

the kree are so militaristic that they need war for their species so they cant have that shit. None of this is really explained too well in the film, to be honest

basically, skrull good, kree bad is the twist

Also, why did she even leave?

leave what

You had me up 'till then, but that is just too fucking stupid. I hope Mendelson is good in the film.

Leave Earth, but i think it's because she's strong enough to destroy both sides, isn't it?
Does YR have any purpose apart from being the shitty mentor? My last question.

She got knocked out when she shoots the lightspeed engine after being shot down by YR. YR realizes that her body absorbed the engines power and takes her with him and i guess wipes her memory. she thinks that she is kree

yr is a shitty mentor who vaguely helps drive the plot. the film has too many villains (YR, Talos for a while, confused shield agents who think that Fury is a skrull, the krees supreme intelligence and a little bit of ronan) to make any of them seem good.

at the end, she joins talos to go end the krees supreme intelligence and make peace (which we know she did by the time guardians of the galaxy rolls around)

mendelsohn is good

I hope Thanos ragdolls her. I would stand up and clap.

>But what if she’s written well?
Larson's preparation for the stunt-heavy role included an intensive, four-hour daily gym routine with trainer Jason Walsh that eventually saw the 5-foot-7 actress dead-lifting 225 pounds, hip-thrusting 400 pounds and pushing Walsh's Jeep up a hill. There were days when the intensity of the training reduced her to tears and days when she got irritated by men at Walsh's West Hollywood gym who doubted her strength. "This guy watched me lift something really heavy, and he went, 'Wow, I can't even lift that!' As if he were the epitome of health," Larson says. "I said, 'Yeah, I guess you're going to have to rethink your gender norms.' "

It's the time that I was starting to be able to lift a lot more and I was learning how to punch and kick and do judo throws," she says. "It was also the time that I was learning how to sit at a conference table and slam my hands on the table and say, 'You need to listen to what I'm saying.' And learning to not feel guilty about taking up space like that."

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>all the incels itt
tell me, will you sad manbabies unironically kill yourselves when Captain Marvel hits a cool billion?

>paying to go see this

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>t. misogynist incel and potential rapist

kys incel, it's making 2 billion

>implying not 2.5 billion
t. incel

it could be the worst movie ever and still hit a billion

hmm...

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Why does the cat take out his eye?

Google lists "estimated budget" at 152, which is probably bullshit. Whatever, let's run with it. Marketting is most likely 200 range, so that leaves 352. Double that, 704 to break even. It'll definitely breaking even, but it's going to fall off hard in the second week. Most likely squeaking by with 1.1 bill by the time this is said and done, which is only 400 mill profit. Kinda weak, but whatver. The shills on here will go
>poltards BTFO FOREVER
which they always say, as people forget CM. Shit, everyone's pretty much forgot BP, except for WAKANDA FOREVER memes

Endgame will come and go, and then the shit part of capeshit will really set in. No more big 250 mil movies unless they're crossovers, as capeshit slowly fades out over the next 5-10 years.

>everything out of larsons mouth
Cringe

>The "villain" is more of the idea that people keep on telling CM that she is less capable than she really is.

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Is... is that it? Is that the whole plot?!

I mean alita is being butt blasted by paid off critics, but overall positive from regular audience reviews. And its presumed that it still has a long way to go before breaking even.

Like TLJ paid off critics may come in to bolster the score, but the true score that matters is the audience scores. If the audience score is low, expect it to be a shit movie.

>trusting anything from rotten tomatoes now

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Skrulls are a stand in for persecuted minorities? Oh ho ho this film is more blatant propaganda than I thought

absolutely empowered

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>'I'm kinda done with you telling me what to do' is the theme of the movie.
Let it go user.

>Are the post credit rumours true? The one with the cat, and the other with Cpt Mvl arriving at the compound?
Details?

cam calling bullshit, who are you?

Also, what about the Samuel L Jackson is a skrull thing?

>Talk about moneymilking kids movie that is quite likely not living up to potential
>"Gee, white men suck. So insecure. BBC is the cradle of creation, right? Hehe."

Maybe try not to randomly insult all people of one descent and instead just pay attention to the topic.

Theres a running gag of Fury getting his eye hurt and in the end he just picks up the cat while its on its period and it swipes his eye out. actually kind of funny

yeah, not too crazy. It some good flashes but overall its very awkward. there are a LOT of moments where americans are going to clap in the cinemas because of the girl power. you can literally hear it in your head when you watch it

the best line in the film is a guy asking her "Do you know why they call it a COCKpit?" lol

just one of thousands of people who do post production

the credits at the end of the film dont even list half of the people who work on these things

he calls in shield to arrest Captain m but talos has taking the body of shield's boss so he is using them to arrest fury. he has told the shield goons that fury is a skrull but agent colson is bro and lets fury go when he confronts him

>cam calling bullshit, who are you?
Nice try, Bob Iger

>the best line in the film is a guy asking her "Do you know why they call it a COCKpit?" lol
oh god

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he looks like a total top gun bro as well

when she lands in the blockbuster she also blows apart a True lies cardboard cutout of schwarzeneger

there are a lot of "lul men r silly" moments

Pleasant surprise. No big backlash. Infinity Wars doesn't crash and burn.

>But what if she’s written well?
these are CM's co-writers/directors

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>Theres a running gag of Fury getting his eye hurt and in the end he just picks up the cat while its on its period and it swipes his eye out. actually kind of funny
>the best line in the film is a guy asking her "Do you know why they call it a COCKpit?" lol

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>less capable than she really is
>Marvel's answer to Superman

"who are you?" guy here again...

dude, IDK, but the story u have told looks like shit... desu. The film plot i mean.

>The "villain" is more of the idea that people keep on telling CM that she is less capable than she really is.

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>when she lands in the blockbuster she also blows apart a True lies cardboard cutout of schwarzeneger
ok now you've got to be shitting me

What he said plotwise is in line with what other leakers have said
I believe him

you can go watch it in a few days or torrent in some time after

remember this interaction :)

WOW I can tell that these two completely unremarkable looking normal people are nothing but liberal propaganda shills

she has this thingy in her neck that can surpress her powers by Yonroggels so he uses it to cuck her when shes being uppity but she BREAKS FREE!! (more likes break bree haha)

Is this true?

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>the villain of the movie is the patriarchy

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i personally read a lot of leaks the last weeks and some of them were 85% of the final cut so i wonder if even more stuff got lost along the way. i saw a few versions of the film but some other leakers spoke about stuff like yon rogg being a scientist on earth, that shit isnt in the film.

No, that doesnt happen. yonrogg uses his gravity fist to smack her off of his jet fighter and she plummits to earth. she goes super saiyan just before impact and shoots him down afterwards. that line is nowhere in the film and never has been, in no version of the script

>the villain of the movie is the patriarchy

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Feige is a genius. Let the SJWs destroy the franchise and show them how bad they are. Like in the sorcerors apprentice when the brooms go out of control

Dude, does it matter to you that you might get fired?
Are you on TOR or some Internet Cafe.

>feminist movie
>woman needs a mans help

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they're drooling retards
youtube.com/watch?v=R39IMsMANrA

Conservatives would still hate it.

Am sorry is not that i don't believe you, maybe i am a bit in denial, but it sounds just too stupid.

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Why is brey latson so ugky i wouldny even fuck her f o iwas wrere to be pais to such a revolting woman i woulsnt ievev fuck her if it laid me to do it nevrr nevrr

>doesn't know what to say
>so the man has to explain it
>she then repeats exactly what the man just said

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I find this all so surreal to be honest. Haven't kept up with Cap Marvel at all and i'm suddenly seeing all this attention for the cat. Did they decide that the cat has better charisma than Brie or something?

based stroke user

A brick is less rigid than Brie.

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Sorry Lars, imma see Alita again.

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there was nothing about the cat, and they've shown almost nothing of the cat in the actual movie
it's just a desperate last attempt to mimick Baby Groot (which I think was already not as popular as Marvel wanted it to become)

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annon in todays political climate you know she wont be

Imagine bragging about a 225 deadlift

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this post was made a shitskin with a muslim father and white mother probably from shitty eu country

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what does captain marvel do? what is her superpower?

It won't matter how she's written, Brie's a terrible actress. Should have been Sasha Grey.

She's a dictator who turns into SPACE ENERGY and shoots SPACE ENERGY from her body.

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Doesn't matter. Her actress is a fucking racist and sexist and I didn't leave a goddamn warzone as a kid to put up with some stupid-ass racist shit all over again, no matter whom it's against. Stupid bitch should think twice before spouting all of that dogshit

whats the deal with this? are we upset this is going to be another average movie thats going to be spouted as strong woemen?

fucking hate her power description
>she has the strength of a star
what the fuck is that supposed to be

this one is in fact trying to be feminist shit

>character is female because she is female in the comics

Agreed, should be a man.

Do people actually believe this?

yes...but did people really complain about wonder woman?

>Theres a running gag of Fury getting his eye hurt and in the end he just picks up the cat while its on its period and it swipes his eye out. actually kind of funny
>Winter Soldier (one of the 3 objectively good Marvel films) alludes to it being a serious injury that he got when he “trusted someone”
> “LMAO HE ACTUALLY GOT SCRATCHED BY LE FUNNY CAT XD”

I fucking hate the MCU

I bet that is 10x off the mark

"Strength of a star" = her 'white knight Hollywood privilege'?

CHecked for female empowerment thank you. I will take my wife's son to see this masterpiece

no

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> Made and marketed as a political poster girl
> Capeshit

Episode IX has more chances to be the best Star Wars movie ever than Captain Marvel has of being a well written character.

Holy fucking projection batman.

there were complaints about wonder woman but that was from all kinds of people because mostly it was about gal gadot looking like a stick
that came from normies, Yea Forums, and even feminists

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Oh, I also forgot that most of that was before BvS, and after BvS most people were on board with her (I personally still don't like her)

Doesn't Disney own ABC?

The shilling is way over the top and inaccurate at that.

they're failures who have nothing to do but get angry on the internet

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>but some other leakers spoke about stuff like yon rogg being a scientist on earth, that shit isnt in the film.
that's inaccurate, what I saw was people saying Mar-Vell was a doctor on Earth, which sounds similar to what you described

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why is tin tin blushing?

You must not go to /pol/.

Then the movie would've been called "Ms. Marvel" to begin with.

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I'm talking about white /pol/tards. I'm not talking about white people. Stop being so sensitive and acting like I'm attacking your skin color and race because I mentioned white in my post.

go the fuck back to wherever you came from, kike

Quit being a pussy and having a knee-jerk reaction every time someone mentions the words "white" and "people" in the same sentence.

its not its made by communists hence its release on a communist holiday because she hates christians since they holocausted over 15 million christians.

Does Captain Marvel represent WHITE POWER?

So the Skrulls are Jew self-insert.

>Theres a running gag of Fury getting his eye hurt and in the end he just picks up the cat while its on its period and it swipes his eye out.
Fuck.
>He keeps getting his eye hurt to tease people into "oh now that's how he loses the eye"
>Subverts expectations for comedic effect
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
It's real, isn't it?

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>deh

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>well written

Try again

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I believe it Spoiler user, but good guy Skrulls is just weird to me. The early reactions said they were still bad, the Kree were just worse.

So the movie doesn't even have a big end battle?

Abd what happens to old lady Mar-Vell?

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>ARRGGUUHHHHH HELP ME

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>hip-thrusting 400 pounds
I cant tell if she's lying or genuinely thinks she was lifting real plates

Movie should've been about Mar-Vell and his Earthling wife, Carol, both kicking ass in the Kree Military until Mar-Vell dies and leaves Carol as the only Captain Marvel left to wear that name.

Nicole Perlman, the one female writer who has had experience with the MCU and who tried to bring Dick Rider into GotG gets sidelined with a mere "story" credit. That's very disheartening.

>tfw the original captain marvel was a man

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Lol why she mad tho?

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Doesn't matter because Brie Larson can't act.

Brown hands typed this post, or even worse, white ones.

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I like the little slot so her hair can go super saiyan. It makes me chuckle every time I see it. I'm glad something does.

>Literally who character with turbo cunt actress
>written well

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The other chick marvel was respectable but this one seems pretty awful

seriously, why did they make her look like a chicken?

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>the real villain is everybody holding her back from being herself.
I 100% believe this

>It was also the time that I was learning how to sit at a conference table and slam my hands on the table and say, 'You need to listen to what I'm saying.'

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>comics
>written well

Wonder Woman is liked by everybody, don't know why whoever made the comic pretends otherwise.

My problem was you mentioning the issue without anyone giving you a reason to though.

She was so ridiculously miscast in this role. What exactly is that expression supposed to be conveying?

That's satire, right?
Imagine being this self-absorbed when over the age of 22..

If I take that off, will you smile?

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Does she really think talking this way makes her sound tough or something, and doesn't just make her come off like an insufferable twat?

Like, the bitch is a pampered multi-millionaire who goes out of her way to find oppression in everything, and she has no sense of self-awareness or irony in any of this? I almost think it's all a put on, and she's actually playing some kind of Andy Kaufman performance art character designed to parody modern feminism or something. That's the only way this has any logic.

>Spoiler user most likely commited suicide by shooting himself ten times in the back.
Shit.

Its MARKETING to attract a certain demographic (women) under the false pretence that this is political, as opposed to just entertainment in a decade old franchise without a female hero as of yet.

Its just marketing stunt after marketing stunt. Ironically this could backfire, by alienating their core demographic:
>Faggots

God, I'm really hoping that rumors hold true, and that Marvel has two cuts of Endgame waiting just in case CM flops.

If the movie is fun, word of mouth will save it.

Not even word of mouth to dick could save it. Its not about the money, its about the obvious desperation of Disney, due to capeshit fatigue and heavily politicized films.

2020 is the end of Disney.

>If I take that off, will you smile?

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This art style is so fucking shit I sincerely hope whoever made this breaks their hands

This is some of the worst marketing ever then.

It is. Ghostbusters and Ocean's 8 already showed how not to market (or make) a film.

>slamming my hands on a table
I would never work with anyone who pulled that shit with me, regardless of gender. What an absolute cunt. I hate her more with each passing day.

>tfw the original female captain marvel was a black woman but no one is throwing that whitening shit at this bitch's face

I really don't know how many games, movies, etc have to flop before they realize that telling half your potential audience to go fuck itself in some misguided attempt to court the other half will pretty much always end in disaster.

Once Star Wars fails, things will change.

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Tumblr was such an awesome site for porn and I can't see anything else replacing it soon. Just the way you could casually chat with people posting their nudes about shit and form ad-hoc communities with people who share fetishes with you made it work so well.

>Wonder Woman is liked by everybody

You mean hated by nobody. Few people care about her in particular beyond the fact that she's the female hero everyone knows about.

She's the most insufferable asshole since I had drunken montezuma's revenge. I just see this and imagine someone with the most autism possible thinking/saying it aloud.

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I have to admit I really liked the movie. Bullshit ending aside, it was a cute flick.
I admire the dedication of the director to just make a fun, charming movie for everyone. And Gal Gadot was clearly having a blast.
If only Brie Larson was smart enough to take a hint.

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It's the usual business of mistaking bossiness for leadership. And then hiding behind claims of soggy knees if you're called out on it.

Wrong. The are plenty of people, myself included, who dislike Wonder Woman. Its a terrible film. First off, goblina skelletina cant act and looks like the Auschwitz version of WW both literally and figuratively. The story itself is ridiculous. Sure, Germany in WW2 was arguably the aggressor, but to portray the German Empire in WW1 as literal nazis wanting to destroy the world is beyond revisionism. It reeks of politicized bullshit to pander to a demographic (Americans) who dont know anything about history.

The action scenes are hilariously bad. The dialogue was written by the special needs kids that were invited to the set for a day. The acting is beyond commentary and lastly it has one of the worst character arcs and general plotlines Ive ever seen.

And dont get me wrong. I actually liked BvS with all its flaws. I even was ok with goblina semitica shitting up the climax. I even tolerated Suicide Squad, for some masochistic reason, despite the utter drivel that it is.

Wonder Woman is just pandering to women. Thats it. The fact that you group think yourself into liking it, is a different story.

And it has nothing to do with the character of Wonder Woman, it has to do with everything else. Hell, Id pay big money to see a stand alone film of Faora escaping the phantom zone.

Why do you hate jews?

Why do you hate addressing the argument?

Oh, it's one of those "Black Panther is a first black superhero movie" type of revisionism?
Only in BP's case their target audience wasn't even born by the time Blade and Spawn hit the theaters so they have some excuse not to know them.
But Wonder Woman and Alita are right here and now.

Hey, remember this time when Gal Gadot was in the fucking army?
I have this feeling that Larson is not the sharpest tool in the drawer, but for fuck's sake she doesn't know when to shut up.

I don't think being a woman is an interesting character trait.

How can one play the sexism angle and not put in the effort to write a proper female character

Be straight with me Yea Forums, no memes but is anyone actually gonna see this in cinemas? I've been pretty vocal about my hate for Carol's cap marvel and Brie to my normalfag friends but they're still adamant on seeing it so I'm going along anyone else actually gonna see it?

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No. Simply because I don't care and frankly don't know much about Cpt Marvel as a comicbook character.

And even if I wished to know more about the character, the trailers didn't wow me and Brie Larson's stupid statements as well as everybody and their dog treating the movie like it's gonna be the next Ben Hur kinda cemented the idea that this is probably not the movie and the character I will enjoy.

HMU with that Brie Larson Texture map bois.

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I stopped paying for Disney films after watching TFA in the cinema.

I don't go to the cinemas because the seats make my knees lock up and it is uncomfortable.
But even if I did go to the kinomas, I wouldn't pay to see this.

this gold more

Watch the effin trailers man.
Completely insufferable bitch, including her fukn quips.

she's so ugly

Every Israeli has to do mandatory military service

>Ghostbusters was a flop
>People are incredibly disillusioned with Nu-Wars
>Man-Ra is also met with lukewarm reception
>out of all of these only Wonder Woman is considered a good product

That didn't age well.

Still. The point stands.

I guess I'll never find out

>more like thinking about SATAN. what a legend.
Rape in pussy.

>edgefags BTFO
big if true. probably won't be, though.

I see. My bad.

But....why?

She is done

Whole career is dead

>Women in their 20s getting excited at mass media predominantly designed for ten year old boys in the 80s.

No, I haven't seen a single capeshit since gtog2 and only did so because my friend made me.

Gonna watch shazam though.

they hate her because she went black

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True. Somehow you need a charismatic actress to make an universally liked character.

400 pounds of hip thrusts and still no ass?

No one on this board is going to give that movie a fair viewing.

I don't like Wonder Woman either.
But the point is, only very few retards on Yea Forums thought "nobody cares" before the movie was released
Lots of people care about Wonder Woman, even more people than it looked like because a lot of normies have nostalgia for her but don't go around proclaiming it

People tend to only view things that fit in their narrative. Lool at TFA or The female doctor who. People claim the female doctor is the worse. Yet She is beating the rating of the doctor before her.

I don't browse Yea Forums
how do you guys already know everything about the movie?

>Ghostbusters
there were reports of empty theaters.
>Star Wars
everyone who isn't a fanboy agrees this movies was bad and so Ray was a character
>Wonder Woman
actually, the only good DCU movie.
>She-Ra
it wasn't that bad, but everyone agrees the good guys, including Adora, were the least interesting characters. The villains, on the other hand...
>Cap. Marvel
Even if is just another mediocre Marvel movie, people will hold is as THE women empowerment movie, similar to what happened with Black Panther. Expect this movie to be nominated for the next Oscars

>Marvel's answer to Superman
who said that marvel has sentry and blue marvel as more suitable supermen even hercules is a more fitting replacement

If you're not a /pol/tard, you have no reason to be offended.

t. white guy who wrote that comment

>actually, the only good DCU movie.
nope, it was bad, and the good DCEU movie is Aquaman

gal gadot can't lift a sandwich

Predict the RT score.

I’m going with 82%

Can someone give me a short synopsis of the new season? Is it some weird pedoshit again?

Aw fuck, wrong thread.

at least 95
98-99 most likely

If the movie is good and she naturally has the charisma to lead as well as has a sympathetic story to go with it then I'm sure it'll be a great movie.

I am not expecting any of that but we'll see

>MouseMarvel character
>written well

proofs?

what universe does this artist live in?

She said something about white males, once, months ago. You're obsessed.

>will hold is as THE women empowerment movie, similar to what happened with Black Panther.
I dont think it will be as remembered because girls dont like capeshit. Black boys do and they came out 50 times for BP.

>Wonder Woman
>Elektra
>Catwoman
>Ultra Violet
>Barbarella

and I can go on and on and on....

>Marvel fanbase is a ton of pajeets
>She shits on wypeeps and now mocks pajeets
I really smell a huge flop from here, only China can save her, and China doesn't like women.

>"I said, 'Yeah, I guess you're going to have to rethink your gender norms.'

This is not how a sane person would react

the real question is: are people braindead enough to forget wonder woman was the "big female empowerment" movie just 2 years ago?
Marvel fans and feminists probably are, but I don't know about normies

China is being tricked. They don't know anything about western characters but eat up anything Marvel. So a character named Captain Marvel will look like a big deal to them. And coming right before Endgame.
I expect a huge drop though since the action sucks and the movie will be all about "intersectional feminism"

Normies dont care about CM or the female shit. They will forget about CM much like most capeshit movies in two months. Capeshit is cinemstic junkfood. Every normie friend I have cant remember anything that happens in these movies.

>White bois in this thread seeting
>not knowing that the only people who matter are the chinks
>who eat up capeshit

go ahead and boycott the movie, movies live and die by yellow viewers

Doubt it. Judging by the trailers, she fits the typical description of a constantly quiping Mary Sue who can do no wrong. They won't do anything interesting with her character. That would require good writing that is above the quality of a typical MCU flick. Only Infinity War and Homecoming did something interesting with their characters and I'm sure even with these choices some people would disagree.

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The next one will be "first female superhero in a post-Thanos MCU universe", etc.