Who was in the wrong here?

Do you want to know more?

yeah, I usually just ask if they found the WMDs in Iraq yet, instead

I always ask if they killed anyone

kek is this show actually good?
what season should I stop watching, etc.

>I found it kind of insulting honestly.
then don't walk around the civvy world in your camo shit or dress uniform retard

they’ll do it if they get a whiff of your service anyways. bootlickers love to fucking larp whenever they can

Whats even more awkward is when you are a class of rotc cadets out to buy ice cream after lab and people decide to thank you by collectively buying your shit for you, but you have no idea what to do so you look at your sergeant who did 4 tours with despair, as hate and confusion fills his eyes.

It's 10 seasons of 'do Americans really do this'

>bootlickers love to fucking larp whenever they can
this doesn't make any sense my ESL turd worlder friend.

I think you can watch any season. Got hooked and pretty much watched it all.

And Larry was right here. It's awkward and not an obligation. The guy was an entitled little bitch for getting offended because Larry wasn't kissing his feet.

the first season is probably the weakest but still good and true to the formula of the rest of the series
then i wouldn't suggest to stop watching at any point

maybe watch the seinfeld reunion season first if you're a fan to get a feel for it

If he's just doing it for thanks and recognition he deserves neither.

Thank your for your service to Israel.

I dont think ive ever seen a show nail cringe situations so well. Love this show.

Yes

This is still my favorite Curb moment.

youtu.be/-B3oC6yWY0A

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Wanna know how i know you are an incel civilian?

Is it his daughter playing Sammie?

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If it makes you feel better no one ever means it

the vet was in the wrong

Being thanked for "muh service" is the most awkward thing ever. Like i get home and my fucking kike gf is screeching for me to take the trash out right when i walk in the fucking door so i take the fucking stinking shit bag and carry it out to the dumpster muttering under my breath about random shit and some random person that lives in my apartment complex sees me walking towards the dumpster in uniform and they bee-line over and say, "Thank you for your service and for everything you do for this country." In a split second I think about what I've done so far while in the service and it's just a blur of fucking foreigners in their homeland, laughing at male locals when I finish up, shooting machine guns at big red balls, and being mad that we weren't allowed to shoot back at the 4 horsemen in the straits of hormuz. I then just reply back with a grin, "Thanks for your support, ma'am." And they just get this weird dopey look on their face and they usually just waddle off because most of america is fat.

Fuck bro vets, fuck black rifle coffee, fuck grunt style, fuck any vet meme page, essentially fuck most of the veterans that broadcast the fact that they were in the military and walk around like, "THANK ME FOR MY SERVICE REE I WAS AN ADMIN CLERK I HAVE PTSSSDD REE"

Fucking faggots

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what do you mean? they like to kiss your ass like you’re some kind of elite warrior who stopped an invasion when really you were just gassing up humvees in the desert.

the irony of welfare queens wanted to be "thanked" for their "service" when really all they do is murder people in their own countries and destabilize the entire world is all the more horrifying when you realize they think they're doing it for peace and serving the "interests" of the banke- I mean nation
fuck soldiers, if there were no soldiers, then there would be no war

Wanna know how I know you are full of yourself?

This but Unironically. I want to know whether the meme is fucking real

Nah, still the same girl its always been

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JUST

Based.

Doing things and expecting to be thanked for them is a futile and unrewarding endeavor.

Don't do nice or good things just so people can tell you you're nice and good. Do them because it's the right thing to do.

what does that have to do with civilians larping?

it’s very, very real.

I mean yeah if most NPCs find out someone was in the service they will definitely say this. the veteran or the one sucking his dick wouldn't freak out if someone didnt though

I was at the dr about a week ago and this guy was in there. Some loudmouth boomer vietnam vet.

Everyone there was kissing his ass. Thank you for your service thank you for your service.

Then he looked right at me and I just said hello and was polite but didn't do the kiss ass shit. He was visibly confused and a little butt blasted I think. I don't care. You get above and beyond respect when you earn it.

FUCK POGS AND FUCK FOBBITS

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if you're such a pussy you can't handle compliments why did you even join the military

You dont need to, what you are so intimidated by is called pride on one self, maybe when you stop masturbating to anime and dare to go outside youll also find a higher purpose too

what should have larry done in this situation?
youtube.com/watch?v=I_OA_TU_XD0

>inferring from my post that I can't handle taking "compliments"

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what higher purpose did you serve?

yes they do
i wear my dads old air force sweatshirt because it's warm and i've had countless retards thank me for my service or teenagers ask me what i did in the military because they want to join the air force too
typically the more serious ones come from police worshiping families that haven't had a family member in the military. normal people do not want to talk about their time serving because they were either traumatized shooting little kids or had a worthless desk job for free college and benefits

I'm gonna call ICE and get your mudshits kicked out

God I fucking hate welfare queens.
>DUDE I WENT AND MADE MY BED AND POLISHED MY BOOTS IN THE MIDDLE EAST I'M A FUCKING HERO

Roofers deserve all the respect the pussy ass troops get because they die on the job way more often.

you nearly had an aneurysm because someone thanked you for your service
like chill dude, what else do you expect people to do?
get a hold of yourself.

>Roofers

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I mean generally speaking people would only say "thanks for your service" to someone right after they got back from a tour of duty or if its an appropriate event like a veterans day or memorial day service. And in the context of the scene its doubtful anyone would really criticize Larry.

That said there are people out there who like to virtue signal how much they support veterans who make a big deal out of thanking troops for their service all the time and who might criticize Larry in this situation as a way of showing how morally superior they supposedly are.

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>inferring from my post that I nearly had an aneurysm from someone thanking me for my service

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If it wasn't for the USA, this world would be run by sandniggers by now. Every country owes their undying devotion to America, not only for saving your ass, but providing the very kino you spend everyday talking about on Yea Forums.

Seriously, Yea Forums is literally a shrine to USA culture and cinema. We're literally GODS. And I suspect that makes a lot of you seethe. But as they say, the truth hurts the most.

Doubt me? What's your favorite film? 99% chance it's an American film. Now get on your knees and suck our godly cocks.

You are an alright dude, my dude.

If you think about it it's a very hollow compliment. "Thank you for your service, ya know i won't get off my fat ass to vote for people who won't send you over to bumfuck egypt to kill brown people and get traumatized but i can at least take a few seconds for some useless platitude which is really just to make me feel better about myself"

Depends on what he did.

I.E, a veteran who fought in a major war to defend his country should be honored, a dudebro going off to foreign soil to kill random peasant insurgents for the Jewish hive-mind, not so much.

>people who won't send you over to bumfuck egypt to kill brown people
who did this? was there a draft that I missed?

you're not wrong. my fave tv series rn is Orville (and Doom Patrol) - wouldnt be poss w/o based USA... we owe you our kino and we owe you our lives

based boomerposter

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you sounded pretty mad in your vent paragraph
>fucking kike gf
>fucking foreigners
>fucking faggots
>fuck bro vets
>fuck fuck fuck
>being mad

Do Americans really unironically and literally give their lives for Israel? Lol

>it's ok if i do bad things to you if you sign off on it
Literally brainlet morality.

his positions seemed fairly grounded. this is a lot of work to put into a lolumad troll, user

My favorite film is Stalker

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> using Npc

Kek

I am inferring from your posts that you don't have any reading comprehension.

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>>it's ok if i do bad things to you if you sign off on it
>expecting the military to do good things to you
>joining voluntarily
>expecting anything different
>expecting the military or government to be in any capacity, "moral"
who's the brainlet now

yes it's real. for example if a soldier is wearing his uniform in public random toadies will say "thank you for your service"

it's weird.

based anarchistfag

That's right bro, nihilism 4 lyfe everyone for themselves dont expect anything good from anyone or anything 420 blaze it NO BED TIME

American soil has not been under threat since the civil war.

And god forbid you wear a pair of thrift store army pants and jacket as a civilian cause fags will come up thanking you then if they find out your not a militaryfag oh boy they blow a fucking fuse.

thanks for taking my point to an extreme to make it look like I'm a nihilist or anarchist thus making it apparent that you're incapable of any sort of nuanced thinking.

To be fair if you wear that you deserve it.

>If it wasn't for the USA, this world would be run by sandniggers by now.
If it wasn't for the USA, the sandniggers wouldn't have the opportunity to run anything in the first place.
>Seriously, Yea Forums is literally a shrine to USA culture and cinema
Are you saying Disney and capeshit is the entirety of American culture?
Jokes aside, on the whole I agree, American media exports are really high quality(though rarely top quality).

>What's your favorite film?
Topsy-Turvy, followed by The Hidden Fortress, followed by Bridge on the River Kwai. Which I suppose is half-American.

>not supporting pointless wars in the middle east is teenage nihilism

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Will it be the same without Funkhouser?

>wearing camo as civvie clothes

please visit /fa/ and read the sticky / wiki.

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I'm counting WW2 with that one as well, Pearl Harbor and the battle of the Atlantic and all that.

Based.

>>expecting the military or government to be in any capacity, "moral"
>not the words of an anarchistfag

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If you're not wearing full regalia, medals, etc, then what the fuck. Vets don't have a monopoly on camo pants, that shit is comfy as fuck.

A lot of my family was in the military, doing multiple tours
Literally everyone I've ever known who was in the military that wasn't some brain dead government boot licker, hated being "thanked for their service"
Only dumb assholes like it when people do it, and they're usually the guys who did jack shit while in the service and likely never saw any kind of combat
The kind of guy that wears tapout shirts and drives a challenger
Everyone else just wants to blend in, be left alone and forget all the shit they went through
Especially if they actually went through shit
If you saw some military dude outside a movie theater, he'd rather talk about movies than be reminded about the military
There's also a huge amount of guilt
Don't fucking be one of those people blindly thanking everyone in fatigues, you're doing more harm than good

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definitely not Larry

>whom do you serve?
ISRAEL!

>thanks for killing random people so the government can steal their resources and install puppet dictators

I mean obviously wear what you want, but camo jeans, shirts, or jackets? They all look hideous. The only acceptable milsurp style to wear are things like bomber jackets.

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guarantee i do more for this country working for lockheed than any random grunt but nobody ever thanked me

sweetie those are the words of a realpolitik pragmatist

to be fair in the South, that kind of clothing is normalfag tier because everyone and their mother goes hunting

Jesus, they cant even see how dangerous their behaviour is for their democracy.

My favourite film is Snatch

season 9 was amazing

he's already proven he's incapable of thinking outside of two extremes, you're wasting your time.

True, but there's a difference between hunting camo and milsurp style camo. Hunting camo in an area where it's prevalent? Go for it duder, fit in. Milsurp style camo in the middle of the suburbs / city? Good god clean your room and get your shit together.

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i just came in here to claim susie essman as my waifu

also fuck armies and fuck soldiers

Yea it's funny a couple guys I went to school with who were funny guys ended up going to Iraq. I never would have figured that. Not the meat head types who just said fuck sandniggers. They didn't do shit.

>governments are inherently morally corrupt
>I-I-I'm not an anarchist I s-s-swear.
nice try faggot

He ges paid with their taxes while living out his male fantasy and shooting kids in the middle east lol

>>governments are inherently morally corrupt
when did user say this

>be kid in early 2000's, just after the start of the Iraq war
>edgy little faggot
>refuse to stand and pledge allegiance
>teacher loses her shit on because someone in her family is serving over in the middle east

America went full retard after 9/11.

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What's with all the soldier worship and cop worship in USA? In other countries they are just considered jobs like any other, nobody sees a cop any different from a construction worker.

that's what you get for volunteering to be bombfood you dumb faggot

Bootlicking boomers basically. Doesn't help that cops and soliders in the U.S. are obnoxiously full of themselves.

what's with turd worlders being so obsessed with America?

>fighting for Israel
>not dying for Israel
Didn't even deserve the handshake

>refuse to stand and pledge allegiance
Do schools actually do that or is that more of a meme/movie thing

It's been a while since I've heard about it but I think it's still standard in America. Definitely weird.

>99% chance it's an American film
very few of the actual masters, bergman, tarkovsky, kurosawa etc, are american

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Your favourite film is probably Jewish, not American