Fuck cats edition
/trek/
Orvillechads taking over
Discovery S2E2 and S2E4 were prime and real Trek. Prove me wrong you Conspiracy Theorists.
Good doggo
>any series with Michael Sue Burnham
>being prime and real Trek
there
wrong collar
gg
PROMENADE
Why would someone do that?
If the managed to keep up the quality of e2 STD would actually be a decent Star Trek show.
ok, now it's funny again
Based "Promenade" poster
is this - dare i say - a cute Trek flufffer thread?
best trek pussy comin thru
>owned the head of a criminal organization
>adopted the O'Briens
Chester was pretty rad
it was gassed after
yes
Why do people dislike The Orville again?
Look, everybody! It's Bash!
Dude heckin dank doggos and kitters! This is so epic
you're lying but here's a fact this is the first picture ever taken of a cat
It's mediocre? Just because I don't like STD doesn't mean I'm going to suddenly suck Seth MacFarlane's dick
cats are for ugly women, fags and trannies
Is that Pike?
GET HYPE
>FB_IMG
You need to go back
The Spore Drive is bloody overpowered. Instead of a giant glowing blue mushroom network it should have some sort of scientific grounding. How about having it be based on Quantum Entanglement? Something like the teleportation from Half-Life? Have it's use restricted to some kind of subspace field generators being placed in areas of space, to set up these warp points. Have it utilise Einstein's Aether if you want.
also the ship should have TOS colors
I want one and I will name it Odo.
Is this pasta?
thread culture
No, just some stupid queer who wants unearned attention.
when the FUCK will Marc play a Krill?
shut the fuck up normalfaggot
leave the content creation to the people of actual merit and culture
kys
faggot dog
my cat likes to watch me post about star trek stuff here
>that retard who thinks Yea Forums is still about content
>he makes moronic tiered lists
>he got here after 2012
>merit and culture
>4channel
Any Riker fatfic?
no sme lly nasties
That belt is working overtime. It looks like it's on its last legs.
And just to reiterate - Mine
nice cope you basement dwelling introverted faggots that have never created anything of any merit or worth whatsoever
mean
>cope
More newfag posturing. More pretending your "content" is worth anything. You also write like a black kid.
umm BF is literally /trek/, you festering boil
What is Troi sensing here?
haha what if it broke and his pants fell down haha
A janny not doing his fucking job because he's corrupt and desperate for friends.
>pot calling the kettle black
Please leave the Internet before you create an even greater embarrassment that will be collectively added to the rest of Humanity with your presence.
>Are we still on for hasperat tonight, Commander?
Is that a biography of yourself?
Barclay's desire to replace all oxygen with her braps.
...
Shitlets don't have the cognitive ability to construct dialogue of this caliber, you uneducated and socially isolated halfwit.
your opinion is invalid, tripfag
>lil' bow wow thinks the words he's spitting are mad white and SMRT
Jesus fucking Christ Yea Forums has better threads than this
>look how i'm such an edgy and contrarian hipster faggot i am on the internet
>this truly elevates me as a person to a higher plane of existence
>ever going to Yea Forums
Back to your containment board then, autist..
Computer, what is the current location of the crew members brain cells?
go back faggot
>everyone who destroys me like a faggot bitch in public is a hipster for some reason
Who hurt you, Mongo? Did he have a record collection?
alright looks like we're going to need at least another week of purging
It never ends. Just accept it.
trips were a mistake
I would question why a TV show would be fracturing, STD/Orville, but really it's just a couple of people arguing and it's mainly that one guy who starts it everytime.
I feel bad for him that he is so angry all the time, must be a shitty life.
I use to do it sometimes when I drank, but not everyday, and mostly I would try and make jokes not just be an asshole.
Hope things change for him and he can find what makes him angry.
>que him calling me a fag
Why does the series of star trek constantly dismiss the fact they have money and then instantly don't have money in their society?
>everyone who destroys me like an autistic kid in public gets destroyed by way of my stunning reading comprehension and incompetence for some reason
Who hurt you? Have you taken outdated vaccinations?
>parroting like a faggot who got his wig snatched
This is why the other boys never invited you to play.
the federation doesn't use money, that doesn't mean other states dont
see something you like because I'm feeling your dubs
>throwing back all distribution of information directed towards your soma
This is why no girl ever even considered stepping in your general direction, and why all the faggots in your school always directed their time and energy towards you for endless entertainment and amusement whilst denying the privileges in the general social climate in the area held by the institution.
>when fags try talking back and do the very thing you made fun of them for
I'm lmao. Grow a brain, girl. You're flailing.
>play as ferengi
>go for military victory
Did somebody say dubs?
>Fuck cats edition
Is this the new /who/?
>all those words to say you're mad an hurt
user...
mall cop
I just went out and ate a large sammy with chips and now my belly enlarged, sitting back and ready to get comfy
let's hear it.
>running out of original arguments to create
Your anger is getting in the way of your mission, Captain Faggot
I tried to watch Trek Continues last night and it felt like a weird porno.
Still better than STD/Orville. The Fairest of Them All actually feels like well-written Trek done in the style of the original series.
>n-no u r da fag!
I thought you were supposed to be smart, queer.
I still can't get over your lazy and shitty edit
The Orville is better than Star Trek
It looks like TOS, but it was just weird seeing others play the parts of the cast. I thought it would be a different crew, it creeped me out. I lasted about 15 minutes into the first episode.
How is she so cute. It's not fair bros.
i knew you'd be here
Keep watching. You can see the love put into it. For a fan-produce series it really does a good job of honoring the source material.
*has sex with you*
Post your personal favorite episode and your fetish
>Frame of Mind
>Weight gain/stuffing
*gets raped*
Sarek
Incest
TOS: Mirror, Mirror
TNG: Yesterday's Enterprise
Fetish: don't really have a fetish, but I do like stuttering girls
Necessary Evil
MILFs
Favorite episode:
>Catspaw
Favorite fetish:
>Skeletons
Arena
Lizard Men
Cyborg gurls, best gurls.
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>/trek/
>>>/std/
Spam is fgsdfg
come, let us reason together
how many days have you been doing this? tripfags have been part of Yea Forums since the beginning, and the regulars here would hella be able to spot the regular namefags even without their handles. everyone who lurks here knows who the regulars are and we don't even disrupt the threads. it's anons like you who spam in all caps about tripfags who are doing the real harm.
if you want attention just put on a name and join the conversation it ain't that hard shaka brah
namaste
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Ayfuckingmen
>corrupt janny making off topic posts in defense of his pretend friends
>watching DS9 again
>realize how fucking absolutely shit it is
How did I enjoy this the first time, it's so shittily writen and sisko just fixes hard issues by magic space aliens
>oh shit entire fleet heading this way fuggg
>oh lol based space aliens delete them for no reason
>I SAVE DA DAY!
ive been browsing here for about 10 years and in my experience trip codes exist for very specific threads where the OP needs to be differentiated and tripfags who treat it like this is reddit and they get a username are universally made fun of, and most of the time, like with you and the others in this thread, the same mental illness that drives tripfags to play reddit drives them to make shitty low quality.off topic posts anyway
Ha I've seen this exact post multiple times.
well I tried
Also why the fuck is getting to and from the mirror universe so stupidly easy? Why the shit didn't all the humans just go "oh look we can go over there, get a shit load of supplies and come back lol see you fags"
Also in the mirror universe why did spock stand shit down when it was established in enterprise that they captured tech 500+ years in advance to anything else, why did all the other tech stay the same? you'd assume that logically they would start trying to replicate the tech from the flagship enterprise and DS9 would seem like a rust bucket at that point. Also if Spock did demilitarize shit why the hell were humans all stationed on the mirror DS9? wouldn't they have gotten their shit kicked in?
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>ive been browsing here for about 10 years
I've been here for 13 years and you're full of shit. Nice try, but you're dismissed. Don't let the hammer hit you on the way out.
I bet you don't even remember perfection girl
are you retarded? perfection girl wasnt that old, it was still a thing when i fist started and remained common knowledge for years after
That shit still gets posted, nice try newfaggers
I love /trek/!
She still posts here all the time.
I love /trek/!
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go back to r eddit
I love you!
I'll pay you a million dollars for that (you) you just got.
Ugly woman
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Beautiful missus
>woman
star trek
The enterprise just went into orbit around the incel homeworld
I still get jealous
When they look at you
I may not show it
But I do
It's more than I can bear
When they start to stare
'Cause they think you're
Too good to be true
I still get jealous
When we kiss goodnight
Unless you hold me
Extra tight
And, dear, I know a secret
You didn't know I knew
I still get jealous
'Cause it pleases you
And I need you now tonight
And I need you more than ever
And if you only hold me tight
We'll be holding on forever
And we'll only be making it right
'Cause we'll never be wrong together
Together we can take it to the end of the line
Your love is like a shadow on me all of the time (all of the time)
I don't know what to do and I'm always in the dark
We're living in a powder keg and giving off sparks
I really need you tonight
Forever's gonna start tonight
Forever's gonna start tonight
Once upon a time I was falling in love
But now I'm only falling apart
There's nothing I can do
A total eclipse of the heart
>we don't even disrupt the threads
>spams the same ugly cosplayers every thread, forces memes like hasparatposting and "star trek gf" and blogs about their toy collection
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all of it valuable content
You do realize that shitting up /trek/ isnt going to make you look any less blatantly masculine right
I fucking love it, I wallow in it, I spread it all over my bahdy
Welcome frens. We're glad you're here. Have a seat and let's talk about Star Trek.
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I've had two $12 margaritas
Glad you could make it friend. We accept you for who you are, and we're happy that you make /trek/ a part of your day. Have fun posting.
Write a Riker fatfic
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are we having mother's piss tonight? I hope she doesn't make us watch STD tonight
me on the left
May i suggest instead you buy some $12 bottles of ever clear and kill yourself via alcohol poisoning
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Wood pork 'n slopp
We're going to have a nice dinner followed by spirited discussion about Star Trek.
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Just sit down user. You'll have a nice time if you let yourself. We just want to enjoy your company and talk about Star Trek with you.
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>spirited
sounds pretty rad!
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I just started watching the new Star Trek series. I’m confused, wasn’t the new captain supposed to be a tranny? I remember Yea Forums flipping its shit about the new Star Trek series having a black tranny as a captain.
>we don't even disrupt the threads
Hush all that now sweetheart. Do you want pie?
chill bro we're just talking about talking about star trek
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>literally posting reddit memes now
>Burnham isn't even the captain
>Pike lets her walk all over him
what do they mean by this?
>no funs allowed
too late, captain gloomy-gus of the uss edgerton
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I fell asleep while watching Voyager (started last week,s till in the first season)
it's literally facebook I was OP's Veronica
Please go back to Facebook along with VF
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>I was OP's Veronica
What does this mean?
>Dr. McCoy
>I'm UFP
negatory
>godless pajama-clad commies in space
>having infinite resources=communism
thats basically the opposite of communism
So no pie?
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No pie, only cake
Looks like a cellular peptide cake.
>pie
Tripfags unmasked!
on this edition of /trek/!
he's talking about cutie pies not actual pies, you insatiable glutton
>Star Trek fart department
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That's a pertty cute trak goilfren
fuck I hate Frakes, he was such a cringey sex-pest, you could tell when he directed an episode because he would always be one where he gets with some girl
As Star Trek lovers, how do you feel about the IRL military?
not enough space and alien waifus
I think that the IRL military is pretty cool to observe from a distance, but I am too much of a pussy to ever actually join the military.
But is this actually true, or just a clever ruse designed to discredit a good name? We'll uncover this mystery after the next break. I'm Jonathan Frakes.
I thought it was James Woods
Jonathan "takes the" Frakes
we're not going to start referring to cutie pies as "pies". No. I wont allow it. I'll allow you to drag "qt3.14" out of cold storage, but i wont allow this to become a bastion of Brosnanposting. It's all we can do to keep you insufferable tripfags at bay. We don't need pic related.
I was in the military. Yes it's me.
I thought pie = poon = pussy
I don't think Riker gets a girl in any of the episodes he directed? Usually Riker doesn't appear or has a very minor role in Frakes' episodes, because he was busy directing. Thr only thing I can think of is Lal kissing Riker.
Gene?
Fuck cats, dogs are (scientifically proven) homo sapiens best friends
>tfw in vast majority of African cultures they eat dogs
>twf feminists always have cat companions
>tfw chinese eat dogs
See? Difference between us and sub-humans is way easier than in 1930.
Based birthday buddies
Nah I was in the Navy.
Which was e2 and 4? I liked New Eden, thought it was great Trek. Wasn't perfect but I liked the idea
You're mentally ill. Also, both cats and dogs are prehistoric companions of humans and are useful for our race. Dogs kill more humans than cats, by the way. You're a psycho if you hate either one.
Nationalism is a disease and Mokuba will never watch his nii-sama fuck your brains out
t. roastie unaware of the genetic history of canis lupus.
>/trek/ - cakes and pies
What is the context of this image?
Dogs were domesticated by man and so are man's best servant
Cats domesticated themselves to be our friends
Midnight's Edge isn't even 25% right.
>Dogs kill more humans than cats, by the way
wait you're telling me a creature that is 2 feet long kills less than a creature that can be as big as a human kills less? NO WAY!
That doesn't sound like a healthy sibling relationship.
I love you!
I think to make Romulans more visually different from Vulcans and more aesthetically pleasing, they should first get rid of those ugly head ridges and instead give them long, floppy elven ears in comparison to Vulcans' shorter and more upright ears.
>you
y'all
Canis lupus were domesticated by homo sapiens so hard they split into two different species and become canis familiaris. Meanwhile sub humans continue to treat them as they dont have a special link with our species. Dumb roasties prefer cats (no link between species proven), Africans and Chinese eat them ecc.
You're an idiot. Europeans were eating dogs well into the 19th century. Also, only certain parts of China consume dog regularly and even then it's a contentious practice.
Frame of mind was shit
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>Subhuman spottet
FAKE NEWS
We Europeans (master race) never eat dogs. Rats, maybe (during pestilence times). Non-Europeans BTFO. We dont harm our dog friends...we endure times with them.
user, we're really disappointed with you. All we wanted was for you to have a nice time but you can't behave for even a few minutes. Go to your room.
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Why don't you like it
Remember Star Trek?
I do...
Now young man.
Dude, you’ve effectively derailed this thread more than the tripfags. Congratulations, you’re worse than a tripfag.
>THIS THREAD IS ABOUT STAR TREK NOT YOU, THIS IS NOT REDDIT YOU ATTENTION STARVED CHILD, FUCK OFF
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>I do not know that feel, but I want to
No he hasn't. Put your trip back on.
>defending tripfags
Alien Frenbang
>we don't even disrupt the threads
Hey friend, we're all here to have a nice time.
>defending spammers
Didn't anyone ever tell you that spam is bad?
>never posts anything on topic
Fuck off, please
I like The Orville just fine. I prefer it by a long shot over STD.
Yea, those were the times.
>tripfag says something One (1) time
>OMFG YOU FUCKING TRIPCUNTS OMFG GTFO OMFG x12
>Tripfags always detailing threads baka
Literally every general on Yea Forums
>defending defenders
you don't need a trip to talk about Star Trek
>Stat Trek
star trek*
>Dude heckin dank doggos and kitters! This is so epic
this but literally completely entirely unironically
>Shit that never happened
>check in on /trek/ to see what these faggot losers are up to
>still crying about tripfags
i have no idea. the scifi is absurdly bland. it's how imagine mike and molly and the bazinga show are, but i've never actually watched those shows so i can't say for sure. but if you like network sitcoms and macfarlane jokes then i'm happy for you.
For someone who hates attention seekers, you sure seem to give them the validation they want.
*insert alanis morrisette song*
fuck your beta birds
actually the most intellectual post itt
MWAAAHHAAAA THE ROMULAN CHAMPAGNE
you don't need a trip to talk about Star Trek
>nobutt
okay
Who is the Tony Soprano of Star Trek?
You anonymongs are retarded
We just want to chat about star trek
you don't need a trip to talk about Star Trek
>I destroy your mind just by posting with my funny numbers
I've done a number on you...
Gather 'round, frens and family. Replicate yourself a $12 margarita
you don't need a trip to talk about Star Trek
wow its almost like people who abuse trip codes to draw attention to themselves have always been universally hated for being such pathetic mentally ill faggots, how fucking new are you?
GAGH
This post is off topic/is spam
What even is this thread?
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This post is off topic/is spam
>I'm giving them attention by replying to them constantly, but you're the dumb one!
You're genuinely fucking retarded and we have you right where we want you :^)
checked and gaghpilled
>This post is off topic/is spam
oh the irony
VF is so wholesome.
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/treg/
typical /trek/ shitshow
I have you all right where I want you
>what in the...... fuck is this bullshit
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/trip/
>guess I'll just drink my milks
You don't get it, user. We're in your head.
Bunch of literal Virgin man children are angry that some people want to use trips while.they use as Star trek, so are constantly going on about it while not actually talking about star trek.
Basically we're living rent free inside their heads aren't we.
>and then he said "THIS THREAD IS ABOUT STAR TREK NOT YOU WAAH WAAAH" like some child having a tantrum lol
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>want some hasperat? i only took one bite.
Based Anonymong, put a trip on and join the /trip/ squad while these expendable red shirts squabble
You're far more annoying and derailing than the actual trip users. No one is buying your pathetic false flagging.
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>ORDER UUUUUP BARF ON A PLATE
>it's a BF and VF have an internet date and raid /trek/ episode
Been watching Orville and it's unexpectedly great.
Seen some old Star Trek clips and it looks weird and not as funny. Should I bother watching it or just stick with what's good?
you don't need a code to talk about Star Trek, post trip!
>im gunna need a big meal if i want the energies to bonkpost all night
haha who would win in a kiss fight trip or tom paris? hahaha?
/trek/ is a hell of a lot better off being burned to the ground and dying with a shred of dignity than becoming a bunch of redditors personal discord
love that DS9
Why am I making you so upset?
>and then this faggot was like "get a trip and be a trip boi" after he called me a mong
>that is quite... illogical
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You're a pathetic and insecure person to try and control the threads like this. You're like a little child throwing a tantrum because everyone else is having fun not doing what you want them to do. Sad.
Why am I making you so angry?
good.thread ready for.nother
Now that's more like it. /trek/ is frenly.
virgin dogs
you don't need a trip to talk about Star Trek user!
>fuck you and your food you bitch ass
You're just going to continue being part of the dregs of /trek/ if you don't ascend to where you belong
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>this is the first picture ever taken of a cat
He looks like a Cowboy
>mfw a britbongistani tripfag replies to my post
How many of your posts are going to be dedicated to me :^)
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>THIS THREAD IS ABOUT STAR TREK NOT YOU
forgot >barbed penis
star trek
I love old cat shoops so much, such a golden age for the internet
Looks like I win
MAKE NEW THRED ABOUT STARE TREK YOU
>hit or miss I guess they never miss, huh? oh fuck I look so gay right now
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>this fag thinks he won something LOL
>Hey user, are you watch Star Track again?
>SHUT UP MOM IT'S STAR TREK
me irl
Yep, I win
stop fiteing pls frens ;_;
literally never happened
Nu bred pls
My mom literally calls it Star Track
basedly reminder *dabs*
literally me
>bury her
>still hear her voice asking if I'm watching Stir Trick
???
>it's just (You) after (You) after (You)
Yummy yummy
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Now that's a mispronunciation of the word Trek
new
She doesn't mispronounce it, she actually thought it was track. I think she does it now just to mess with me.
>stop playing intendo and go outside