Ch ch ch ch ch ha ha ha ha ha

YOU'RE WITH YOUR BABY

first is a mediocre Halloween ripoff
4 is when it comes into its own, 5 is the room tier shit comedy kino, 6 is the only genuinely good film in the franchise and is the best
All after that is JUST tier but I don't dislike any of them

fuck off, jason takes manhattan is ultra comfy

alright i'll watch 2-4 and 6.
>the 6th movie in a franchise is the best
very against the grain

I think 2 is my favorite. 3 and 4 have their moments. 6 and 9 are decent.

5 is alright the execution is just way off

this guy is super easy to beat, you just have to to moonwalk away from him, by having him constantly in your sight his speed is reduced a tenfold, he can only teleport when you lose sight of him

Ooooooh baby
Oooooh baby

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Why not just ducttape a girl to your back so she's always looking at him? Girls are lightweight so you'd be able to run

Or a midget, which are even lighter and don't attract bears.

Watch them all. 1 is very weak in comparison to most of the others.
8 is the worst.
6 is the best.
Jason Goes to Hell is extremely underrated please give it a chance and go in eexpecting something very different from the franchises norm.

What in the fuck are you people talking about?
5 is great. It's only flaw is Tommy is a non character.
Best nudity of the series, a fuck ton of kills, Pam is a good final girl, a fantastic stormy chase sequence at the end.

> alright i'll watch 2-4 and 6.
WATCH THEM ALL!

chuck chuck chuck chuck sneed sneed sneed sneed

Should have dropped all the pretensions and make a movie about Tommy down to final boy.
Would have been infinitely better.

He's great at throwing stuff at you.

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Hm hmm... Freddy’s a damn bitch. Freddy’s a god damn motherfuckin', goddamn motherfuckin' half a ass son of a goddamn bitch. Sick of yo' god damn ass, tellin' me some god damn lies, see what goddamn. Get the fuck out of my goddamn face, get yo' goddamn ass home, I'll stick yo' goddamn ass like glue. Fur ass son of a bitch, tractor trailer son of a bitch. Take yo' ass home! Take yo' ass home! Krispy Kreme donut bastard. Pizza head ass bastard. Bring yo ass here, this stick right here will whoop yo' ass. Beat yo' goddamn ass till you can't sit down. Beat yo goddamn ass. I'll Teach you a goddamn lesson, Freddy, teach old nightmare ass son of a bitch. Always got to take it out on goddamn me. I'm sick of all this goddamn motherfuckin' shit, always tellin' yo' goddamn motherfuckin' lies, yo' tellin some goddamn lies on motherfuckin' me. I'll whopp yo' goddamn motherfuckin' goddamn ass, pervert ass goddamn motherfuckin' bastard. Nightmare ass Freddy, old son of a goddamn bitch. You haven't goddamn won. You see what I goddamn think, and I'll play that banjo, ha, ha, ha-ha. Godamn!! Hahahahaha. Jesus take it away!! I'll tell you!! I swear to goddamn god, every time he turn around, there's a Freddy goin' around, I got something for his goddamn ass, rollin his eyes like a goddamn ass, what he got in the goddamn motherfuckin' basket? The kids stuff we bought from goddamn GoodWill. Yes, yes! Little kids ain't gonna stop me. Freddy, don't you fuckin' stop me! Don't fucking stop me. I swear to goddamn god! I'll bust you ass and nuts, you nutty ass bitch, nutty ass nightmare bastard, you a nutty as pizza face ass bastard, I'll whoop yo ass till you can't sit down, I'll whoop yo' goddamn ass, I ain't playing. This isn't elm street no more. This is church street, Sick of yo' goddamn childish shit anyway, always tying to blame it on other people, and everyone always gettin' mad, talking about, huh, goddamn Pokemon or a woman

Yeah, from behind, but I'm always looking at him. Foolproof plan

No, I'm pretty sure he likes shooting people with bows and harpoon guns from the front too.

He was an excellent shot until Manhattan, in which he manages to miss at point blank range with a harpoon gun. We'll call it an off day.

Let's call it seasickness.

He makes up for it by kicking that stereo and knocking that dudes head off like Johnny Cage

the problem with tommy being a non character in 5 was because he was gonna be fleshed out in the trilogy we never got. 5 isn't bad but sticking to the previous films' formula hurt it

well tommy was technically final boy in 6

Favourite characters?
Hard mode: no incarnation of Tommy or Jason

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Black dude in jason goes to hell, badass through and through.

I always liked Ginny and Tina. I guess Freddy too, if we're counting it.

Tina

youtube.com/watch?v=Sn8PvUELShA
his death is just hilarious

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Don't skip 5
youtube.com/watch?v=qG8iAtpavK4

Don't skip any. They're all good even if they're stupid good.

This actor was pretty good. He could have been a horror icon but died young. Supposedly a nice guy too from the Return of the Living Dead interviews.

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Never realised that was Vic. Based part 5 reunion in ROTLD
RIP Vic

Wathced the movies in order up until 7 (?) in the summer. Next up would be the Manhattan one but I couldn't carry on. All started to blend together and most of the kills were cheap and/or just shit.
Only thing I want to mention is the girl in the third (?) movie with those 10/10 tits which we DON'T get to see. I'm still pissed.

thi thi thi cc cc cc

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Terry from part 2, for obvious reasons.

i like 9 and i think x sucks!

is that juwana man?

1-8 are worth watching, even the shittier ones in that cycle are fun. I'd drop it after that, but the Platinum Dunes 00s remake is decent.

5 is very sleazy since it was directed by an ex porn director, lots of gratuitous nudity and gore (a good thing)

>actually skipping the retardation that is X
It's probably the funniest movie in the series.

Crispon Helion Glover in IV obviously

I couldn't stand it, even in an ironic shitty way. I thought it was just boring and bad.

Holy shit. What a KINO music video!

I like the one that's on a boat.

Freddy vs jason is the most professional movie with the biggest budget and the best acting.
It is both the best friday and the best nightmare movie

> and the best acting
Eh, I think the actors in JGTH were better all around.

> It is both the best friday and the best nightmare movie
Dude I like FvsJ a lot but BULLSHIT.

There's no way the director wouldn't have him impale you both. He'd probably find a harpoon or some shit to lob at you

It is the best looking one i mean.
The most hollywood one ( meaning the most made like a legit actual blockbuster)

The plot is simple but it has the best style and best look.
Freddy had the best make up.

This made me laugh a lot lol

I'd exercise before the trip and I'd pick a fat chick, the lard would slow down the projectile

>muh slipknot nu-metal blue piss filter on everything
yeah no it looked like dogshit

Then you wouldn't even be able to escape walking Jason!

ch ch ch chia

I saw this movie on acid at Bonnaroo and the soundtrack scared the living shit out of me.

I fuck fat chicks user, I know I can carry them

wait holy shit this is Jon LaJoie

Yep, he went legit and has a pretty good band now. Great song writing.

My nigga Julius. Never once afraid of Jason, and even just punches him in the face.

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yeah this fuckin rules. Funny timing too I've been rewatching The League lately.

Thank God, I'm not the only who hears it that way.

I know they insist that it's ki ki ki ma ma ma but I have never been able to hear it that way.

The only one that is spooky like the original is Part 3, but they are all fun to watch

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THOSE DAMN ENCHILADAS

DON'T THINK YOU GOT IT

Never Hike Alone but you should watch 4 and 6 too before that.

>anxious and self-conscious
>acts out because he wants to be liked
>finally gets in the girl's good graces and might get a drunken bj before the weekend is over
>dies a virgin
>doesn't even get a proper death but instead is killed offscreen
/ourguy/

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Isn't he a successful lawyer nowadays?

Yeah he became a lawyer and successfully lobbied himself into the F13 game because he was a fan.

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>tfw almost knocks Jason off the roof
Every time I see that scene I wish he just had a little more energy

It's unfortunate the game is all but cancelled. With the last several updates the game was getting pretty great, and the fact that they had plans for Jason X shit was hype.

and we'll probably never have another proper F13 film for quite a while, although that might be for the best

K I N O
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I remember my ex broke up with me a while before the game came out
I spent the wholeness summer of the year the game came out getting drunk and playing this game. Very fond memories. I'm sad the developers are a bunch of fags but I'm pretty sure another team took over a while back so maybe we will see something down the line

chris is best girl

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reminder that Manhattan needs to be renamed Dumb Cruise Ship and that Goes to Hell is the best one since Friday 2

her bf was really likable too, the friendly goody two shoes version of Chad. Sad when he died

'No!'

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that actresses's mom was kristen's mom in nightmare 3

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I actually really love Goes To Hell.
they finally bought a decent camera for that one lmao so I already enjoy it on that level. I think Jason getting BTFO by cops is neat and Creighton is god tier. Plus Steve is a breath of fresh air because he is just a random dude hero rather than muh final girl number 1004

I've always heard it as ch ch ha ha but if you listen to the soundbites on youtube or the wikipedia page, you can make out the ki ki ma ma

>meet qt Asian girl in college
>play this with her
>we end up dating
>she ends up going home when school is over to take care of her sick mother
>she’s now engaged to a man who paid for her moms hospital bills
>my poor ass is in my final year of law school still mostly broke
Great game sorry for the blog post

>fast forward years from now
>guy who married your girl is married with children
>taking care of his family and old mother in law
>no time for vidya and barely scraping by
>you're a successful lawyer
>new F13 game comes out
>it's great and you get to play it after a successful day of lawyering

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Who here has seen pic related? If so, what are your thoughts on it?

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Link for anyone interested
youtube.com/watch?v=7K_wkQSM8xM

As far as I'm concerned it's canon
Tommy scene is fucking HYPE

Nice concept but tiny jason
I get that the director wanted to be jason. But his tiny size ruins the project.

It was okay. Jason just doesnt look like jason

Thrrad

Is it true that the franchise is now over because some guy claimed ownership? I mean, it was dead already but that's pretty depressing.

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Thread

Original writer owns the rights to the characters of Mrs Voorhees and Jason Voorhees while the producers retain the rights to "Hockey Mask wearing Killer"

I like Goes to Hell a lot but it's more flawed then 6 for sure.

Here is another similar quality fan film we have coming up.
Jason Rising.
youtube.com/watch?v=400GYtb_Ik0
Shots of the lake are freaking gorgeous.

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Without a doubt

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He was obviously afraid of him since he was running from him, but when he had nowhere else to run he decided to go down fighting

I used to like her a lot but my last viewing of 3 I was kinda indifferent.
I liked Trish in 4 more this time when previously I thought she & 4 was way overrated.

Based Kane Hodder copping multiple feels and nearly pulling her top up.

I personally thought they cased a guy too old. He seemed like an older cousin, not a boyfriend.
Was pretty good.