Wow...
society is shit, let's live outdoor...
really made me think
Wow
Luke Ramirez
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Brandon Rogers
he forgot that the outdoors are shit too
Jaxon Taylor
someone post the nascar pasta
Nolan Price
>Dies
Yeah
Getting away from civilization all by yourself and without any experience in surviving thechnics is really an excellent idea
Leo Garcia
I mean he did do calisthenics and had several books about survivalism, don't know what more you want
Blake Wood
Let's pretend his passion was Nascar driving...
Christopher McCandless sets off, from California in an old car he rebuilt himself (he replaced the fenders and painted it), on a trip to the Daytona 500. He only gets across the state line when he runs out of fuel because he forgot to fill it up. Instead of simply walking to the nearest gas station or flagging down help he decides to push his car over an embankment and set it on fire. He then proceeds to walk on foot to the nearest car lot (which happens to be in Mexico for some reason, mostly because he burned up his map in the car and he's been taking backroads.) He finds an old bicycle in a garbage dump and uses that.
He finally gets to the car lot and buys a fixer-upper for $50. Before leaving the car lot he has to change a tire, which he replaces with the solid rubber donut. He buys fuel and heads off to the Daytona 500 again. Only he's heading deeper into Mexico and eventually ends up broken down in front of, "Autodromo Internacional de la Jolla" due to no water in the radiator. The engine block has seized up. Luckily, there's a race about to start. Christopher...er "Alexander Superspeeder", who changed his name, pays the $125 entry fee for the race.
Unfortunately, Alexander Superspeeder doesn't have a race car. He does however have an old bicycle still. He uses the bicycle to race. He makes it only 3 laps before he is too tired to steer straight and veers off into a race car and is killed.
Some Jew picks up his story and writes a book about his life and how he followed his dreams. Another Jew makes a movie about it. Armchair racers around the world adore him.
The End.
Christopher Young
>It is an adaptation of Jon Krakauer's 1996 nonfiction book of the same name
>Krakauer was born in Brookline, Massachusetts, as the third of five children of Carol Ann (née Jones) and Lewis Joseph Krakauer. His father was Jewish and his mother was a Unitarian, of Scandinavian descent.
Jayden Hill
Was he the same in real life as in the movies?
If so, he was a cunt who deservef to die
Jack Wright
Too stupid to survive.
Adrian Morgan
So why didn't he just take a trip to Europe with daddy's money like every American?
Christopher Nelson
i think even a survivalist would have died in his situation. there were no animals or plants to eat
a survivalist would have walked along the river until he found a way to get over it. why didn't mccandless do that?
Leo Bennett
>zoomers who are glue to their phones and snapchat will never understand Into the Wild
Really spins my bins
Asher Taylor
>society is shit, I'm outta here
>outdoors is also shit, oops
Leo Martin
>outdoor
So did he go to some actual forest or jungle or did he live in some rural area just a few miles from the city?
Easton King
Ayden Nguyen
Outdoors is fun if you have the knowledge to survive, which he didn't
Luke Smith
he lived in an abandoned bus out in the middle of no where(in alaska)
he could have taken advantage of alaska's permanent fund to get food(to bring back with him).
en.wikipedia.org
Adam Price
63°52'06.2"N 149°46'09.5"W
William Moore
Fuck Unitarians!
Connor Martin
>screencapping your own posts
fag
Jackson Reed
>he lived in an abandoned bus
So much for "the outdoors". What a fucking retarded piece of shit
Austin King
I wanna die too, Chris senpai
Carter Campbell
Living alone in the wilderness is insane. Hunter gatherers lived in tribes
Christian Flores
>Christopher McCandless, an American hitchhiker who lived in the bus during the summer of 1992 while attempting to survive off the Alaskan wilderness only to die of starvation four months later.
>couldn't even survive the summer, let alone the winter
Cameron Watson
>middle of nowhere
No. He was mere miles from the Highway he was just too retarded to realize this. We’ve had to remove the bus because dumb hipster tourists saw this movie and thought it’d be fun to visit the bus and also all got lost because they’re equally retarded and the guard kept having to rescue them
Nathaniel Robinson
Also PFD is around a grand at a set time once a year and you have to be an Alaskan resident for a certain amount of time so no he couldn’t have
Oliver Campbell
Yeah I mean just going for a night here and there for some bushcraft seems like a nice comfy idea, but not what this faggot did.