IN THIS CITY... YOU MUST FIGHT TO SURVIVE.... HE SOLD TORTILLAS AT THE CORNER.... AND THE MOB WANTED IN
>I DONT KNOW WHO THIS GUY IS BUT I WANT HIM AND HIS TORTILLAS... DEAD!
HE HAD ONE CHANCE AND HIS CHANCE WAS TO FIGHT BACK
ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER
>LISTEN TO ME THESE ARE MY TORTILLAS
AND IM NOT GOING TO
*CHEERS AND APPLAUSE*
>YOU HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE THEYRE TRYING TO KILL YOU
AND MUSIC SOUNDTRACK BY ARRON NEVELLE
IN THIS CITY... YOU MUST FIGHT TO SURVIVE.... HE SOLD TORTILLAS AT THE CORNER.... AND THE MOB WANTED IN
Ian Wood
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Cooper Brown
NO NO NO I DO NOT SELL PITAS ONLY TORTILLAS! ARE YOU INSANE?!
Bentley Jenkins
>GET DOWN
Kayden Hernandez
>GET DOWN AGAIN
Cameron Mitchell
It's been a long time.
Hunter Russell
I found this whole set hilarious to be honest
Brandon Howard
Juevos Splash
Hudson Scott
>"evuh been sout a duh bawduh?"
>shoots a guy in the testicles
Hudson Scott
That guy ended up frying his brains on drugs
Jayden Ramirez
Based and Tortillapilled
youtu.be
Ian Morris
You sexy motherfucker
Angel Lopez
GET
Gavin Allen
DOWN
Gavin Adams
TO
Cooper White
here's this giant dam and its about to bust because of global warming because a satellite shot a hole in the ozone layer so everyone's like HURRY UP WE'VE GOTTA EVACUATE THE PLANET so the highway is full on gridlock and then at the worst possible time the dam explodes and there's water everywhere and it knocks over the eiffel tower and the statue of liberty and mel gibson's a taxi driver in a taxi and he turns around and he's like NOT AGAIN and then the camera goes BOOM BOOM mel gibson BOOM BOOM the dam BOOM BOOM summer 2019
Adrian Mitchell
Pablo Francisco? Doubt it. He probably has a shitty podcast talking to mexican comedians somewhere.
Gabriel Harris
HOW MANY PEOPLE THINK I CAN'T GET OFF THE STAGE RIGHT NOW?
HOLD ON HOLD ON
ARE YOU IN GOOD HANDS
HOLD ON
TURN MY MIC BACK ON
Ayden Edwards
He literally did
liveleak.com
Bentley Green
Man this takes me back
Noah Diaz
>liveleak.com
Aww. That's too bad. He always struck me as one of those more clean cut comedians. Point conceded though.
Chase Turner
funny this was just 2 years ago and it sure wasn't the first time
Jeremiah Anderson
>Still doing Arnie impressions in 2017
Yikes.
Juan Diaz
I mean kind of this to be honest. When was the first time we ever heard this shit, was it like 2003 or something? I can't remember exactly.
Adam Ross
no wonder he was out of mind on drugs, probably hates his meme life
Kayden Anderson
Not just that but that clip was jokes from his set that he was doing more than 10 years ago (>10 years prior to 2017 I mean). Thats how you know he really just lost it/doesnt give a shit
Brody Lopez
Earlier if you followed the comedian. He was a thing before he was on MadTv. And yeah, he was on MadTV.
David Bailey
> Write 40 minutes of material 20 years ago.
> Rinse and repeat till you lose your fucking mind or do even lower effort podcasts where even bob the vagrant has five appearances.
> Muh noble standup profession.
Jason Murphy
I just watched that bit yesterday after a surge of nostalgia
Carson Smith
I think it was more like 2000/2001
Brandon Cox
I thought he OD’d but that was Greg Giraldo
Brandon Hill
My favorite part was about the Greek statues, how white dicks are so small one pigeon can't even land on the dick, but if the statue was of a black guy, an entire flock of seagulls could perch on the dick. So true! I'm black and this didn't even offend me.
Noah Lewis
I think you're right.