/ABAG/ Alita: Battle Angel General #85
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Theyll prolly lose 50 million.
wat if ellen page had played her
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
>i love alita so much
>she is my gf
what would you do if she were actually alive and came to visit you, and then bore you a child
I might have gone to see that
Only battle ellen is fighting is a receding hairline
Alita: Death Angel - A scientist whose 11 year old daughter is raped and killed by a child molestor reincorporates a mechatronic humanoid around a nearly deceased victim of a car accident. He installs programming which allows the cybernetic organism to produce pre-teen postures and behaviors which attract pedophiles. Once approached by a pedophile who shows excessive interest, the android invokes a dismemberment protocol. After a series of grisly murders across three states, an FBI agent is assigned to investigate the deaths. Coincidentally, he is the father of the girl salvaged from the car accident by the scientist.
id just make her eat some more fatty foods and have her wear a gothy wig - all black
>directed by Eli Roth
trolled epic style
nah, he'd set up some panty shots for the shock value which would introduce tremendous conflict
>what would it be like if she were my gf bros
paul verhoeven or refn winding
How bad did this flop
If this had good production values I'd see this in the theatre but it would make no money because of:
rape
pedophile
child killing
anime
who are these fatty retards who make a general thread over some garbage anime movie
Eli Raphael Roth was born in Newton, Massachusetts, to Cora (Bialis), a painter, and Sheldon H. Roth, a psychoanalyst, psychiatrist, and clinical professor. His family is Jewish (from Austria, Hungary, Russia, and Poland). He began shooting Super 8 films at the age of eight, after watching Ridley Scott's Alien (1979) and vomiting, and deciding he wanted to be a producer/director.
He looks like Zachary Quinto
i woulda prefered ricci
heads too big
RIP
what if they used any real actress and not shitty CGI?
id still jack off to the torrent but without the pedo guilt
GODDAM
did it break even?
heres another android film
Perfect Alita
hmm yes
In my last viewing (5th) I was ready to cry in many scenes
The rest of the day I was playing in my head the Lullaby for a Soldier song and my eyes were wet the whole day
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HAM PLANET NO!
it didn't fly so good
its as if they modeled the cartoon after her
Wat
its like they modeled the cartoon after her
>muh perfect alita
>no isabela moner
FUCK you all
moner looks like a mexican boy
>no subject
Gay
>#85
ohmygodcanyoubelievethesepeople
Fuck off roastie
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