/ABAG/ Alita: Battle Angel General #85

This is thread is for discussion of Alita: Battle Angel.

Trailers
youtube.com/watch?v=mkZsFiVQQsk
youtube.com/watch?v=w7pYhpJaJW8

Rotten Tomatoes - Critics 60% Audience 94%
rottentomatoes.com/m/alita_battle_angel
IMDB - 7.6/10
imdb.com/title/tt0437086/

Production Cost and Box Office Sales Numbers
boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=alita.htm

Previous Thread:

Attached: Alita11.jpg (2400x1600, 574K)

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=timN6rZJPDw
youtu.be/-lgcAySBbTA
teepublic.com/t-shirt/4168540-gally-gunnm
teepublic.com/t-shirt/3214162-panzer-kunst
teepublic.com/t-shirt/948814-alita-gally-soleil-levant
youtube.com/watch?v=mY9X9Ud8UWk
youtube.com/watch?v=-jL-EAn0D-Q
aliexpress.com/item/Alita-Coming-From-Manga-T-shirt-3D-Design-Battle-Angel-Alita-Gunnm-Gun-Dream-Gull-Movie/32971697549.html?spm=2114.search0604.3.175.c92725c4yuUlee&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_6_10065_10068_319_10892_317_10696_10084_453_454_10083_10618_10304_10307_10820_10821_537_10302_536_10902_10843_10059_10884_10887_321_322_10103,searchweb201603_16,ppcSwitch_0&algo_expid=88487946-bb30-4867-a77e-756d70ca22df-25&algo_pvid=88487946-bb30-4867-a77e-756d70ca22df&transAbTest=ae803_4
aliexpress.com/item/Alita-Jacket-Alita-Battle-Angel-Hooded-Sweatshirt-Coats-Cosplay-Costumes-Adult-Zip-Up-Hoodies-Digital-printed/32978711042.html?spm=2114.search0604.3.327.c92725c4yuUlee&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_6_10065_10068_319_10892_317_10696_10084_453_454_10083_10618_10304_10307_10820_10821_537_10302_536_10902_10843_10059_10884_10887_321_322_10103,searchweb201603_16,ppcSwitch_0&algo_expid=88487946-bb30-4867-a77e-756d70ca22df-47&algo_pvid=88487946-bb30-4867-a77e-756d70ca22df&transAbTest=ae803_4
youtube.com/watch?v=w7pYhpJaJW8
youtube.com/watch?v=vY4CLHRrCQg
youtube.com/watch?v=TVqSolHUusY
youtube.com/watch?v=RK2cbJbM2ao
youtube.com/watch?v=OpiUJdK_elw
youtube.com/watch?v=SJCZrIcsoak
youtube.com/watch?v=GPr2uDKOGT4
youtube.com/watch?v=oXrqyI-Lp-Y
youtube.com/watch?v=3weBFwmxR60
youtube.com/watch?v=BZbeBT9Pbik
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Does anyone have any Blade Runnee 2049/Alita crossover memes? I think I saw a few a couple weeks ago

Attached: 20190303_005201.jpg (870x720, 289K)

Remember to join the FB event for seeing Alita on Captain Marvel's opening day

Attached: 53208709_1206907112811637_3559504887303634944_o.jpg (1440x959, 151K)

Would she do whatever she had to for you?

Attached: whateverihad.webm (960x402, 626K)

Attached: F3CBA4A6-8BD8-4737-90DD-7F0AAE9F6FFB.jpg (800x400, 39K)

Reminder that Yea Forums LOVES Alita

>289 million total
So this is where it ends.
Here

Attached: 1551031352226.jpg (2397x1386, 593K)

yeah I'm sorry

His death scream was perfect martial arts film death

Attached: D30D2792-B3C2-4BD6-9D2F-A663A39DA156.jpg (1400x740, 323K)

>Runtime: 2 hrs. 2 min.
Damn, I never noticed that the film was that long
I though it was 1:30 tops
That's how much I liked it

those are old numbers, it was already announced to have passed 300 million

Bull shit. That number hasn't been updated in a week.

I really wish he’d killed at least one of the thugs with his grind cutter. I assume much better weapon after chiren hooked it up to grewishka though

Attached: B3642E6A-F7E5-4FC0-BD68-72A52034664A.jpg (1400x616, 246K)

some based user pls post cute/smug Alita registering for HW status.

Attached: 1551589037178.jpg (682x690, 96K)

I'll make a .webm in a second.

How many weeks before the rips are out and the torrent philistines pour in to hate on our waifu?

The slight sass that she said that with was cute as fuck

Attached: AA938DCC-BF56-4078-BA6A-21FDB158ECAA.jpg (640x320, 16K)

That was pretty intense, huh?

Attached: intense.webm (960x402, 2.25M)

>Vector you PRICK
>I should have known it was YOU

>implying they won't like it
>implying they won't regret for not watching this film in the cinema

>Well you should've known... no one is greater than the game.

Attached: 9359678-6664583-image-m-212_1549263161238.jpg (634x261, 20K)

I'm starting to think having no sequel has a bittersweet silver lining.
This film was so beautiful it might be best if this was it. There's no chance for it to go down hill.

Attached: alita crey.jpg (3840x2160, 2.09M)

I can't wait for the fury road-esque KINOS YOU REGRET NOT SEEING IN THE THEATER threads

Attached: IMG_2965.jpg (1200x680, 33K)

Everyone loves Alita. (Except for SJW plebs)

>the way she wew's

i will support avatar 2, 3, and 4 just for this alone. how they fucking made something this cute is beyond me.

My thoughts exactly
Alita walked on a very thin line and ended up being this unbelievable film
It would be almost impossible for any sequel to live up to ABA and very easy to take a wrong step and ruin it
Even if we don't get the sequel (which I think we will and I hope it is good or at least not bad) we already won so much by having experienced Alita

If you haven't seen it yet, be sure to see it b4 the 7th bc Disney pulls everything except Cpt Marvel out

I'm here to register as a hunter warrior.

Attached: hunterwarrior.webm (960x402, 1.15M)

thank you home slice
I know, that's why I love it. Such an understated, quick scene.

this movie is SJW you damn shills
>strong woman protagonist
>diverse nation oppressed by what is almost certainly whiteys up above
>bad guy says "nothing personal it's just business"
>pro war
This is fucking leftist af don't fall for it. I'm warning you niggers, you niggers are getting shilled on with this "general" created by the fucking viral team.

pic unrelated

Attached: 1536036254481s.jpg (244x250, 6K)

you'll probalby only get to see it in 2d though. most of the big screens have kicked it to the curb.

danke

It sure reeks of incels in here

Attached: 10648A0C-4FBE-43DA-9D85-BD165EC4774D.jpg (1500x844, 71K)

Smug confident Alita, best Alita

>strongly written women
>is a bad thing
no you're literally just a bitter incel lol. But I bet you will cheer captain fungus anyway

blessed thread

You got the part where she slices those finger cutters off toward the end?

I love her face during that shot.

Attached: 238B19B2-3E2D-4AD8-B217-FB25A64817D8.jpg (355x900, 73K)

So which Alita is best? White, ornate teen body Alita or purple, advanced adult woman Alita?

bluepilled=/=bad
the movie is good despite making up 13% of the population being leftie

>YOU CRAZY MALFUNCTIONING CYBORG
>THAT SCREEN WAS BEFORE THE FALL MADE WITH LOST TECH AND NOW YOU BROKE IT
>THAT WILL BE 10000000 CREDITS

go back to tumblr and stop shitting up every thread thank

What do you guys think was the worst scene of the movie?

Attached: mp,550x550,matte,ffffff,t-c,22,2,0,352.u1.jpg (528x352, 23K)

Attached: F0B77A70-1598-4A74-9728-AD2F17D104C1.jpg (636x358, 33K)

this is slightly more evolved bait

It already broke even then, whatever it makes extra are pure profits
Also, foreign is lagging a little bit, it is presented as of 26th

Probably this scene.

Attached: easy.png (1280x538, 1.02M)

the one with Jennifer connelly talking to Ali

Attached: 2E1F7CC2-4F48-4A8A-B781-E84DDC67DB80.png (1600x711, 1.05M)

The captain marvel trailer that played before the movie started

Which one? Don't say the final one where she confesses, cause that scene fucking gave me goosebumps.

Attached: 4AA5C78F-8400-4504-81EA-DB5A8255BA00.jpg (500x498, 120K)

this, and I didn't even like the movie

Yeah, it flew by. I was hoping for another motorball scene at the end, didn't want the movie to stop.

the movie should have never been based on the OVA this is the biggest mistake. Stupid nips should have never made it in the first place.

Okay, real talk. Please tell me I'm not the only one who noticed this.

Attached: poetry.webm (960x804, 1.47M)

Now that the dust has settled would Based Jim/Robert do justice to Neon Genesis Evangelion?

Attached: Eva.png (1444x1279, 1.52M)

honestly the one where she wanted to give him her heart. It was cute, but too forced, the romance wasn't that developed at that point and she'd just die for some dude she just met

Attached: 7AA04BA7-76FD-4F0F-8D88-F1BA6C75DE7F.jpg (670x477, 57K)

Vector becomes a good guy in the end and redeems himself, they should have kept this in.

i think he meant the one where shes in the bed like a cheap whore. uttelry filthy.

this shot is from an early trailer
looks they changed the lightning since

Attached: alita63.png (1891x783, 1.85M)

Attached: B4F90131-2469-46FF-A984-3E35BC2C4971.jpg (1024x722, 591K)

*lighting

>it's like poetry
>it rhymes
Robert Rodriguez + Jim Cameron are channeling George Lucas story telling techniques and I love it

Attached: laughing-george.jpg (500x370, 60K)

Attached: 7B72F31B-6A1E-4779-A062-D3BB8AF8B968.jpg (736x1104, 135K)

i would agree if it wasn't for the fact that she's basically only been alive for a few days in her own perspective so that would mean she would have known and been in love with hugo for p much most of her remembered life. plus her character is one that's balls to the wall emotional so it's a given that she would act that way.

yeah, it's hard not to get irrationally angry at a what is just a dumb movie that doesn't affect my life

>Didn't include his backstory about being born in the sewer and being burned so bad that his skin melted off his bones, hence for his complete hate for humanity and cyborgs that live in scrap city.

>Didn't include the part that Desty Nova saved his life and turned him into the parasite worm cyborg.

Attached: A7065B92-7C9B-40F7-8757-73218D0BEDF8.jpg (675x900, 471K)

bruh come on everybody noticed that parallel

>she'd just die for some dude
You misunderstood the scene user. She even specifically said she'd get a cheaper heart in the deal, not that she'd kill herself. She was offering the only thing she had of immense value.

>actor is best for part because he or she looks like the animated character
go away Yea Forumsermin

How did the motorball guy with the heat cannon die?

Attached: 733A35CA-F9E8-46F4-BC59-13C2C4C2F3A0.jpg (533x800, 221K)

is that the cleanest screenshot of that illustration?

Attached: 1551589376844.jpg (1218x938, 210K)

Attached: 6CED6A72-7F10-421E-8F7B-6739D6B178D5.jpg (1600x842, 183K)

Why people seem to dislike this fight? Alita fucking shit up is always great to see.

Nice, user!

no that's a pretty shitty scan

wait a minute and let me make a better one from the digital edition

That flashback scene with Alita the first getting killed by the random motorball player who wanted drugs. Nothing in that scene made any sense and Ido's description of the events contradicted with the events being shown.

Just started reading the manga and I thought grewiska was makaku but it was changed because he was too edgy for anime or movie, I guess I should keep on reading

K, but no one was talking about. Wanted to point it out.

Based
Zerker
Hugo telling his buddies he's quitting

... well shit

They did? I loved this scene, it was a nice reminder of how much of an advanced weapon Alita is

Any scene with Jennnifer

As she did was stare at Alita menacingly and her character was boring and irrelevant as fuck, her only notable line was something about mothers and nurses

I didn't notice it.

>I'm a mother
Maybe she did want to be a mom for Alita
Healing knows no boundaries

She jumped the shark skillswise. Belongs in an inferior movie. Shoulda been replaced with a longer grewishka fight.

He's based off the OVA not the manga, the manga tries too hard to explain everyone's backstory to say nobody is inherently evil they just have difference experiences that shaped them.

ED-209 fans getting wrecked by a liveaction anime girl.

The only thing that really irked me about this movie, and kept throwing me was the fashion/clothing. Besides the main characters, especially Chiren and Vector, everyone wore pretty much normal 2019 style street clothes.
It was like zero effort was made to make the fashion seem even remotely futuristic.
There was one scene near the beginning that literally looked like a bunch of American tourists in Hawaiin shirts and shorts in Cuba.

Grewiska was a heap of iron, a clumsy weapon, not a match for an advanced cyber warrior like Alita

I don't mind
Every time movies try to predict the future they just end up being BTFO
Plus alita's pink shirt a cute

For some reason, didn't really catch on to this first couple viewings, how Alita's love and protection of others unfortunately ends up with those dead. Happened first with the dog and then Hugo.

Attached: save and death.png (2560x1076, 3.25M)

dr Ido is gonna die next time isn't he bros

Attached: IMG_2500.jpg (1280x720, 67K)

True, but on the other hand, what else can you do?

He never dies in the manga, but he does lose his memories. Wonder if they'll keep that in the movies.

that just means after the fall we ended up in a new Dark Age where we haven't progressed culturally from the present, aside from technology.

I don't hate it, but it's not exactly next level like the Motorball sequence where Rodriguez took a long time to study all the shots

Her previous fight was doll body + no sword and she still did really well against grewishka
With berserkers body and damascus sword she really is an unstoppable power however, so it is only fitting that she made a joke out of Vector's security and Grewishka
Sequels will have to give her a worthy enemy

>I don't want blood on this hands
>but that's in the past, you are given a chance to a new life
You can't escape your destiny, Alita is a tragedy

>whitewashing almost the whole cast of Eva

Attached: 1271372036456.jpg (800x600, 55K)

Yeah I get that, the crowd scenes were too big to have futuristic style clothing and designs. It's a necessary evil, but just took me out of the fantasy a little when everything else was well realized.

Me want

I only dislike it because it was so short.

Honorable mention of the World War II veteran with service uniform at the bar.

Rey would have saved them both
she can't be shown to fail ever

Attached: Rey_Star_Wars.png (220x271, 108K)

Cosplay is a huge thing in Iron City

Imagine if Alita was played by a big eyed Isabel Moner?

Attached: 1539064657055.jpg (1080x877, 57K)

me on the right

come on dude, they're both parents who are struggling with not being parents. They deal with it in different ways.

Rey vs Korra vs Captain Marvel
Who would win?

it seems like fashion died once cybernetics became practical.

Attached: butter.jpg (608x405, 25K)

Korra could bloodbend them all!

Geez Alita, it's just a fucking dog, the Chinese eat those everyday.

Attached: its just a dog.webm (960x402, 2.43M)

>implying the burrito isn't dog burrito

>outstanding
>I never seen someone challenge a centurion before

Someone said they wanted the Alita eating raw orange scene, so here you go.

Attached: such a baby.webm (960x402, 1.81M)

Only so much you can do with garments of a tunic and trousers' antiquity.

That's panzer kunst baby

This is my fave Alita too

i have a higher quality one too but that one's 12mb large and cant be shared here. Gimme a shout if you want that one instead.

Attached: 1533355357527.png (1920x1370, 3.68M)

Cameron fags have a mental illness and need to be executed

everything in that scene is just great

>It's gotten so bad that Korra is now a moderate mary sue.

one of my favorite scenes, thank you user

I love that disgusted face

I can absolutely see this happen
>I don't mean to be rude, but I am supposed to know you?

imagine if you knew anything about casting

I hope she can overcome tragedy to save those she loves though. However the grimdark Mad Max approach could be fucking kino if done right.

I wish Hugo's first line of dialogue had been literally any other word of phrase synonymous with 'Outstanding' like what the fuck was that choice of word

The Genesis of Alita is tragedy and so is everything forward in the story. The world is so messed up that she can do little to change it, only perceive it.

Hearing this in IMAX was another level. You're surrounded by it.

go and see Alita, you know you want to
it will appease your anger

Attached: 1550307168709.png (386x535, 240K)

this is plenty fine, thanks dude

excellent shot

>imagine being this retarded

The literal Mary Sue of Star Trek is hardly a Mary Sue these days, and she's a fucking parody.

Note to self, don't get into a fight with Alita.

Attached: fuck up zapan.webm (960x402, 2.74M)

You're just mad tranny that an actual tumor baby is more closer to a female than you'll ever be with your mutilated pus pit. Keep dilating away until you man up to neck yourself. Tick tock tranny.

>that bitch broke my nose

>Yes I did

checked

Attached: noooo.jpg (700x394, 22K)

A bunch of drunken washed up motorball players too slow to play the game.

Attached: too slow.webm (960x402, 2.09M)

cast who will play erica

Attached: x8.png (1121x1600, 553K)

Lmao

Attached: 1551606996426.jpg (1000x1264, 237K)

I wonder if Rosa actually made that kick, I know she trained a lot, but it must have been a pro martial artist, it's too good

I thought it was over the top. It could have been just one Mech and just as fun. Security Bots have way more steel than cyborgs but they were equally sliced through.

Stop trying to lump BR2049 together with this mediocre flick

Alright anons I got to go to bed, keep the thread going overnight if you can. I'll make some more .webms tomorrow, but for now, have a super smug laughing Alita.

Attached: smug as shit.webm (960x402, 679K)

Do you have this pic but no text?

This. K was super-relatable to me but how am I supposed to self-insert as Alita? She's sociable, outgoing and optimistic, i.e. a bad character.

probably some fairly unknown child actor

>"You do not deserve such a weapon."

FUCK that line was so good

Attached: 1551581770642.jpg (870x720, 132K)

That was a mean thing to say now that I look back on it. I take it back. Enjoy yourselves, I shouldn't shit on what you like. I'll never watch it though. Filtered, no offense, just getting annoying.

And is a boy as per hollywood tradition.

It would be a whole lot less annoying if you saw it and figured out why people love it.

Attached: Merry Haggler.png (500x627, 70K)

>The blade is honed to a monomolecular edge that slices through armor like butter.

Mix that with the plasma from the Berserker body and there is probably nothing she couldn't cut

Do we have any info on how long the BD version of the movie will be? A director's cut version? An uncut version?

what are your favourite Alitas?
Mine is the one where she is standing surprised, but not upset, almost excited, her fists covered with the blood of her enemies

Attached: IMG_2438.png (603x566, 434K)

you're the only good anti-Alita poster; go to your grave knowing that

it was said earlier but this^ Alita; where she realized how combat capable she was; smug Alita and last but not least, realizing that Nova is her true enemy and slicing off Grewishka's grind cutters.

Fucking amazing

Never been to the hoyts one

4dx is a gimmic, but a very cheap one which makes the movie more enjoyable. This is the 3rd time I've watched it and the motorball scenes with 4dx seats is fixing amazing - like nothing else.

This is exactly why this technology was invented

Also yes that box is popcorn

This may be the first time ever ever bought any food or drinks at the cinema, but I did it just to have that box

Has Alita defeated the uncanny valley? She doesnt look weird or strange

Attached: 1551536094884.jpg (1150x1349, 296K)

The concept never applied to her

8:45 for wholesome, Alita/Rosa/RR sweetness.
youtube.com/watch?v=timN6rZJPDw

Yes, after a point you forget that she is not real
The only scenes were she looked like a doll and a 3D character were when she was sitting on the side watching the roller skirmish and when she was giggling on top of Hugo's bike (but both scenes were so short that I don't think they broke the illusion)

Somebody needs to convince Ethan Van Sciver to tell his YouTube subscribers to go see Alita instead of Captain Marvel next weekend. Hell, he would probably already be doing it if he had seen it himself.

Nova isn't her true enemy. Nova was driven to insanity by finding out he has a chip for a brain. True enemy is the computer A.I. at the end of the space elevator

As was her delivery of it.

well, she doesn't know that yet

no she looked like a doll in her movements at least for much of the first act and in her facial expressions too. like when she hugs the dog and reads the bounty pamphlet, she legit looks plastic. she also kinda moves like a baby (esp. when first waking up) and a little girl in a lot of those early scenes.

Attached: alitamirror.webm (1920x1080, 2.55M)

Based and Alitapilled

wrong webm tho

Hugo looking derpy as he plummets to his death

Confident Alita when she strode through the factory to register as a Hunter Warrior

And innocent Alita when she asks the dog if she could hug it

>raw

Not false, but "not-peeled" is what you meant. Thank you for the webms, webmbro!

That was ridiculously cute, you can see how emotional she gets she really enjoyed her time making the movie

The Chinese do this all the time. They'll dodge traffic to catch their dinner.

Rosa was perfect, son.

no, nova was insane from the get-go. That's why he didn't kill himself when he found out the truth.

>1xbet

hahahahahahaha

does this happen anymore in movies?

wait what

actually yeah youtu.be/-lgcAySBbTA

>looking at the ground when she first meets hugo
>when she kisses ido on the cheek then later rests her head on ido evrn though shes naked anfd has BIG purple chichis
>when she first wakes up
>how she laughs when the green motorball guy slams into her screen

Attached: alita9.jpg (1200x675, 77K)

Isn't Captain Fungus is basically Superman? Alita and wheyfu dead

seething mouseketeer

I just saw this. Sorry fellas, the critics were right on this one.

Imagine the smell

Attached: Braalitapp.jpg (437x477, 50K)

May I add
>when hugo is showing her around on the motorball pits and he has to leave and she can't stop smiling like a silly girl because she is in love with him and he tells her to hang out together the next day and she keeps smiling with all her face and thanks him for everything
I just liked her reaction so much, imagine having that effect on a woman, it must feel nice

Nah she's perfect as Griffith's cock sleeve

>mfw Rosa had to squat here in motion caption suit and everyone had to keep a straight face

forgot my face

Attached: 1518014552219.jpg (250x200, 7K)

can someone please explain to me how Alita's brain ended up in the incubator after it was traded for Lou's brain?

photoshop the alita battle angel to alita brapp angel

no

Attached: DHS-_Aidan_Gillen_in_TDKR~2.jpg (304x289, 22K)

fuck. nazis.

Attached: 1542982917980.png (374x290, 89K)

I do not stand by in the presence of evil Alita

Attached: 1551177448920.jpg (1280x720, 77K)

motorball locker room alita

Attached: 1551178966485.jpg (1920x1080, 250K)

Attached: 1551582473398.jpg (994x581, 45K)

When are we gonna get some good t shirts i wanna get one

how about an effay poster?

Attached: 1529711956118.jpg (500x827, 95K)

>buy a printer
>buy some white t-shirt
>buy some of these special iron-on shirts
>print your alita
>iron-on your alita
Or go to a shop that makes t-shirt with your graphics

It just occurred to me, after watching the anime and then watching the movie again, that Hugo starts referring to her as "Ally" and then after the first time he did it, the way he says it becomes indistinguishable from "Gally".

Nicely done, Mr. Cameron

these 3 are pretty nice

teepublic.com/t-shirt/4168540-gally-gunnm

cameron is playing 8d underwater badminton

teepublic.com/t-shirt/3214162-panzer-kunst
teepublic.com/t-shirt/948814-alita-gally-soleil-levant

Wait until Alita play the "Gally's song" using Hugo's memento harmonica.

I want the gunm tee that cameron is wearing on the set of avatar

I see Mouse swarm in thread.
What happen?

well sure if you're so keen to show of your power-level then go ahead

Can someone explain to me the obsession towards this movie on this board?

I mean, I know captain Marvel is shit, but why Alita? Isn't it another "transformers" kind of shit with tons of 3d effects? Is it because of the character?

So is everyone going to see this on Wednesday as a fuck off to capeshit marvel?

The best 3D you can find and Alita has a big heart.

I can't speak for the others, I just loved the film, it was almost life a film from a bygone era

I'm contemplating of going a 6th time on Friday if I find a cinema that plays it, just for a last farewell to Alita

CM advertises like crazy in my area. They built a booth on the ground floor blasting music throughout the mall. It's funny that no one pays attention to that booth.

> Isn't it another "transformers" kind of shit with tons of 3d effects?

This was my initial impression after seeing the trailers.

But the movie has a lot of heart. It's far from a masterpiece like some other anons here might argue, but it's a good time. It reminded me of those low budget fantasy movies from the early-mid 90s that I'd watch on TV as a kid; a breath of fresh air, albeit nostalgia-infused.

It's not for everybody but I'd give it a shot.

Attached: eggUDKi.jpg (361x363, 13K)

Why did it take until this movie to get positive female rolemodels in blockbusters?
>lol captain marvel

>It's far from a masterpiece like some other anons here might argue
Does anyone really? I don't think so. The flaws are too minor to shit on them but it's not a masterpiece.

>teepublic.com/t-shirt/3214162-panzer-kunst
that's legit sick I might get that

its like independence day

its nowhere near a masterpiece from an objective perspective. Its extremely cheesy, but its made with heart and looks great.

Sincere story
Beautiful, bright characters.
Reconciled action.
But in general, it is wonderful.
This is almost forgotten art of cinema.
Lost storytelling technology.

This is a very nice assessment
Not everyone will fall in love with Alita, I understand that, but the film is definitely well crafted and even if the rest of the story or the nostalgia doesn't make it for you the effects and the visuals are worth it
And there is always a big chance to fall in love with it, the film has some special quality that wakes up a part of you that you thought was gone a long time ago

>but it's not a masterpiece
I'm biased, I understand that, and most won't agree with me, but for me it's a masterpiece (but that's my personal opinion, shaped by my experiences)

It's incelcore. When Alita offered her heart to Hugo I literally cried in the theater.

In my last viewing (5th) I was ready to cry in many scenes
The rest of the day I was playing in my head the Lullaby for a Soldier song and my eyes were wet the whole day
youtube.com/watch?v=mY9X9Ud8UWk

I ordered this. Can't wait to wear it bros!

Attached: 20190302_144323.png (590x613, 296K)

THIS IS NOT A
THIS IS NOT A
SWAN
SWAN SONG

t. cameron while raising the bar

you've made a mistake

Attached: 1537096547376.png (268x188, 14K)

I think Rosa loves Alita just as much as we do. Maybe more, she's apparently a big fan of the manga too.

>this is not a swan song
I know it's a huge million dollar project but I feel that this song were the producers and creators being so proud and sure about their creation that they wanted to tell everyone who had doubts and spelled doom for Alita that the film is going to make it and will be back with a sequel

>loved the movie
>made the feel when no gf come back

Oh Alita, you were suposed to heal me

Attached: 1538781907856.jpg (651x655, 58K)

She's contractually obligated to promote the film like all actors are but I feel like it is genuine (or maybe my love for Alita is clouding my judgement)

How so?

Nice, it looks cool!

>last night I
>69 alita

I wouldn't mind a sports shirt with that on the back, not sure about front though

You think? youtube.com/watch?v=-jL-EAn0D-Q

I really wanted a #99 motorball jersey and this was just too perfect.

Why not a black/grey one with proper yellow 99?

If she bothered to sit through Alita's tumor origins then she can't be that bad.

For me personally, this is a masterpiece.
I guess I have a bad taste, but I have so few truly favorite films.
There may be no more than twenty or even less.
But I immediately understand that the film will be in this number.
And Alita, my personal masterpiece.

Why didn't you get yourself pic related, you pleb?
Liking a movie doesn't require it to be a masterpiece, user.

Attached: alita-maenner-premium-t-shirt.jpg (500x500, 24K)

Same
I am a person who doesn't have a favorite anything
No favorite food, song, band, movie, nothing
I'm very bland and pedestrian
But after watching Alita I have a favorite film now
Maybe I'm a pleb but I'm honest here, I liked it so very much
I never thought this would happen to me

I Fingered Alita at a nightclub once,

>things that never happened
Let me see your hunter-warrior ID holocard
You know only hunter-warriors are allowed in the Kansas bar?

>tfw gf but she's not alita

Attached: 1453426768576.jpg (960x720, 147K)

>"I'm with her"
>they actually left that in the movie

Attached: 1518668901866.png (198x205, 32K)

Perfect casting choice

that's the only line in the movie that made me audibly chuckle

lmao i bet he started stuttering when the deckman told him that he didn't look like hunter-warrior material

Attached: 1549635440566.png (396x399, 134K)

aliexpress.com/item/Alita-Coming-From-Manga-T-shirt-3D-Design-Battle-Angel-Alita-Gunnm-Gun-Dream-Gull-Movie/32971697549.html?spm=2114.search0604.3.175.c92725c4yuUlee&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_6_10065_10068_319_10892_317_10696_10084_453_454_10083_10618_10304_10307_10820_10821_537_10302_536_10902_10843_10059_10884_10887_321_322_10103,searchweb201603_16,ppcSwitch_0&algo_expid=88487946-bb30-4867-a77e-756d70ca22df-25&algo_pvid=88487946-bb30-4867-a77e-756d70ca22df&transAbTest=ae803_4

aliexpress.com/item/Alita-Jacket-Alita-Battle-Angel-Hooded-Sweatshirt-Coats-Cosplay-Costumes-Adult-Zip-Up-Hoodies-Digital-printed/32978711042.html?spm=2114.search0604.3.327.c92725c4yuUlee&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_6_10065_10068_319_10892_317_10696_10084_453_454_10083_10618_10304_10307_10820_10821_537_10302_536_10902_10843_10059_10884_10887_321_322_10103,searchweb201603_16,ppcSwitch_0&algo_expid=88487946-bb30-4867-a77e-756d70ca22df-47&algo_pvid=88487946-bb30-4867-a77e-756d70ca22df&transAbTest=ae803_4

what the fuck am I looking at

Attached: 1260b802788c5a50d5797acfbd2580a1.png (305x309, 257K)

user hold on to this. It's so important to have a personal favourite thing like this. Join the numbers healed by Alita

Attached: 1550718680240.jpg (750x792, 479K)

>fucking up the thread with mile-long urls
nigga really?

>healed by Alita
While I want this to be true, it isn't, even Alita can't heal me
But I'm grateful she made me feel nice for once

That would be cool. That'll be my next one.
Plz no bully me. Pretty funny though.
They were like that in the movie. But i get what youre saying.

I need a new gym/comfy home hoody and I'm really tempted to get this

Ah yeh, like the fan shirts from motorball - yeh I didn't think of that

Good luck out there user. Don't forget the good times you've had with Alita and here

>talk to colleague about alita
>ask if he's going to watch it
>"no i'm not interested in racing movies"
the later trailers focused too much on that part of the movie

Attached: 1523414845842.png (105x122, 17K)

That's why god invented the hide button

I want to lick Rosa's leather suit clean after a long and very active day of shooting!

You got a better way?

same desu

I don't get it, explain.

Zerker. She becomes a grown, woman when she finally uses it and looks hot as fuck

Wait, it isn't about racing? I thought this was somehow related to Speed Racer.

just upload a picture of the appeal and say where it can be bought

URL shortcuts you subhuman negroid

Attached: 6a00d83451721569e201b8d209065d970c-pi[1].jpg (304x254, 28K)

how do? im dum

You don't. Yea Forums rightfully detects it as spam

I'm gonna get some sleep. Catch you guys in the next thread- we're getting real close to #99 here

Attached: 1550523638422.gif (300x300, 471K)

this is from the trailer

and according to this thread, ,
>"... The whole time as she's falling is Brie's voice saying over and over louder and louder whisper shouting "MEN AREN'T HERE FOR ME, I AM MY OWN DESTINY"
i mean, come on

Attached: 1524700357125.jpg (1400x700, 183K)

>overhearing the lady at the ticket booth explaining Alita to a couple
>"Oh its about a girl whos an AI"

My blood was boiling, why are casual moviegoers so dumb

Attached: 1477361902122.gif (516x402, 628K)

Well, I'm not into forign politics so I didn't know it could have been a slogan. Do you think US audience linked that line to this ?
I don't know what else Hugo could have say in this situation.

goddamn that is one ugly spic bitch.

Nah, Rosa a cute.

Attached: 1549396408759.jpg (449x533, 40K)

take you meds

get the fuck out

Attached: 1551431911711.jpg (913x1222, 265K)

I need more rosa pics lads! I;ve only been here for a few threads

She looks weird but also qt

Attached: roza-salazar.jpg (640x960, 72K)

You're gay.

Staple rosa pic

Attached: 1551255330380.png (1046x1274, 1.69M)

she looks like every mexican that hops the border lmao.

he meant, "I'm not a huge pedo nerd"

call ICE

Pick your Alita
English: youtube.com/watch?v=w7pYhpJaJW8
Spanish (LA): youtube.com/watch?v=vY4CLHRrCQg
Spanish (Europe): youtube.com/watch?v=TVqSolHUusY
French: youtube.com/watch?v=RK2cbJbM2ao
Polish: youtube.com/watch?v=OpiUJdK_elw
Japanese: youtube.com/watch?v=SJCZrIcsoak
German: youtube.com/watch?v=GPr2uDKOGT4
Italian: youtube.com/watch?v=oXrqyI-Lp-Y
Russian: youtube.com/watch?v=3weBFwmxR60
Czech: youtube.com/watch?v=BZbeBT9Pbik

I wish.

Lucky burgers, we only have ugly male niggers here.

where's the wall, trumpcuck?

Attached: 1527804076636.png (291x344, 81K)

...

Spanish (Europe) had a different VA for the movie, which was a really good decision, it makes her x100 more cute.

Yo, let's not bring the big guy in. Rosa is legal and that's it.

Attached: rosa-salazar-ew-november-2018-0.jpg (1280x1862, 264K)

she's still ugly as fuck, fat cheeks, bug brown eyes and bad skin. you all have shit taste lol.

>Russian video has more views than every other non english one combined times several

Based

Are you incel, by any chance?

Attached: Rosa-Salazar -Variety-Studio-2018-Comic-Con-Day-2--03-662x993.jpg (662x993, 44K)

is that french or french-quebec?

she looks like an elf

I think it's European

thx
I don't know why the German version makes her somehow sexual.

...and that's a good thing.

Attached: rosa-salazar.jpg (1024x1280, 147K)

>the scene without alita
based

French. I'd like to hear the Québec version for the lulz.

>Waltz doesn't dub himself in the German version

why

They wouldn't afford him

Lmaoing@ all the cucks itt who fell for this s.o.i garbage, shitty cgi. I predict a bunch of faggots to replying with some form of >REEEEE no u. Yeah, great job bud, don't strain your sub 10 iq brain too much, otherwise your eyes might bulge out like Ashita

>289M

so we're getting a sequel or no

It's just the trailer, in the movie he does dub himself. Don't know why though

Jodie Foster dubs all her movies in French for free...

>It already broke even then
No way. They only get half the domestic money, which it made little of, less in foreign markets and only around quarter in China. If the entire gross so far was domestic it still wouldn’t be breaking even on a 170m budget let alone the foreign and particularly China heavy gross this film has.

Can confirm. Sounds completely different in the movie. He dubbed himself. Kino.

if Jim's feelings about Gunnm are legit, then we are getting a sequel no matter what. The modest returns will only postpone the sequel, not kill it imo.

Unfortunately you have the situation where THE MOST PROFITABLE MOVIE OF ALL TIME is getting its sequel a whooping 11 years later. God knows how long it will take until we get Alita 2.

how can she speaks french better than me?

NEW THREAD

Thanks for you opinion. Here is your (you).

not long i think if Rodriguez and Cameron already made the story board

>/ABAG/ bros may witness the sequel alongside their daughters named Alita

Pottery

That's nice to know. It was kind of awesome to hear his voice in the german dub of Basterds.

She's the only anglo I know who speaks French without any accent. Actually she speaks better than many French.

After this weekends, China will add another 25m, North America 7-8, rest of the world 25m. So we are close 350m breakeven point.

there is also the comedian and youtuber Paul Taylor is "What the Fuck France" are so funny

Attached: 14666703685167_photo_28579.jpg (500x750, 74K)