> le sky man is real: the movie
le sky man is real: the movie
Jason Scott
Henry Turner
m'lady
Brayden James
God was alive inside of us all this time
Anthony Ramirez
Why are all incels atheist
Matthew Turner
>Pastor David gets arrested for not turning in his sermons
>what should we do?
>Same as we always do, Martin. We pray in faith and increase the Israeli military aid budget
This movie really goes all out to target the conservatives.
Sebastian Morales
L-Lewd.
Charles Gutierrez
unironically, if you are part of a church, you generally are exposed to a lot of single women who want to get married real fucking bad
David Cruz
God actually is real, you fucking fedora.
Jonathan Wood
Ayden Bennett
But is it the god of (((Abraham)))?
Samuel Davis
Josiah Wright
>DUDE SCIENCE LMAO
>DUDE GOD IS NOT REAL I'M GOD BTW
>OH HOLY SHIT HEART ATTACK
>WELL GUYS IT'S MY TIME TO LEAVE XD
Joseph Reyes
Too bad the majority of them are former sluts and “not like that anymore :3”.
Anthony Edwards
>a lot of single women who want to get married
>I don't want to
Elijah Gray
fedorathink. there are actual virgin girls in the christian community, it's not even uncommon there, unlike everywhere else.
Easton Powell
>Hell
reminder that the bible NEVER mentions a place made or designated for eternal torture. Simple that if you did not believe in Jesus and God, that you would suffer in eternity. They never specified the kind of suffering, the suffering itself could simply be not having the love of Jesus.
Lincoln Bennett
This
Or they're completely sluts in the closet. My co-worker is worship director at her church; every since she got a divorce she's been fucking a new guy every week for the past 8 months.
Luis Gutierrez
The lake of fire is the place of eternal torture, hell might me just empty space in which people who denied Christ just wait
Julian Mitchell
>Gift of eternal life
I have never heard anything so horrifying in my life.
>Jesus died pay for your sins
Sounds like a guilt tripping jew.
Luke Stewart
Not everyone who claims to be Christian is actually one. To become Christian one needs to acknowledge that he's a sinner who deserves nothing but eternal damnation, but Jesus died on the cross and rose from dead after 3 days, so you don't have to pay for your sins, if you personally ask Him for the gift of eternal life. She's probably only traditional christian, who goes to church every Sunday and does tons of meaningless shit, but isn't saved
Jaxson Davis
3rd film is unironically the best one in the franchise with a good christian message.
Justin Foster
>he isn't paying rent
Very kosher approach.
Jackson Stewart
>God
You mean Allah, christcuck?
Zachary Morales
>christians bad
>catholics good
Nah yeah
Mason Smith
>paying for what you made
Very kosher approach
Anthony Cruz
Cathokeks aren't Christians
Jayden Hughes
>christians
Angel Adams
Forgive OP, he knows not what he does.
Elijah Cooper
>Let's judge Christianity by the last 70 years of liberalism, not by the first 1950 years of traditional doctrines being upheld.
Samuel Williams
That's the title of the movie, you dumbfuck.
Jordan Diaz
Come and get yours.
Jose Ross
>start frequenting a church
>all the qts are already married
life is unfair my niggers
Levi Cooper
This
Lincoln Ward
Pathetic that the church is so desperate for relevancy that we have Christfags claiming it's an easy place to find virgin women.
Guess the whole inventing hell and then the solution for it isn't as effective nowadays.
Brody Bailey
It's not so much a matter of trying to attract you to the church as defending the honor of our women. And yes, some churches have the hypocrites you mentioned, denomination matters. But there are many churches where the girls are chaste.
Jordan Edwards
I agree, and yet for some reason, it's the one its target audience of evangelicals dislike, I wonder why?
>MC priest whines about how persecuted he is
>His black friend responds “I'm a black preacher in the Deep South. I could build a church with all the bricks that have been thrown through my windows.”
Hmmmmm.