Why can’t you just accept the fact that this movie is going to be a major success? Not only financially, but in making young girls realize their own potential?
Why can’t you just accept the fact that this movie is going to be a major success? Not only financially...
Jacob Price
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Justin Murphy
It almost scares me how retarded Redditors actually are. They are the soi meme brought to life.
Christian Edwards
she's poking her boob
Wyatt Cooper
why can't you just accept that women are dumb, civilisation-destroying animals who need to be beaten and suppressed?
Bentley Sanchez
>Awkward angle of her hand making it clear she isn't touching it normally
God I hate parents who make their kids to these photos for reddit upvotes from NPCs. Fuck yourself OP, your movie is bad and so are you.
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Jeremiah Martinez
We know it'll be a major success because people "Just go to Marvel Movies" because they've become the modern screen serial like the 1930s had, so why is the Mouse so fucking scared? I don't think any of these MCU movies have actually bombed.
Logan Roberts
It's like Xena Warrior Princess never existed or something.
Michael Reyes
>1445 comments
What the fuck
Zachary Flores
She's just poking a shiny tit
Take the kid to build a bear don't post on reddit
Joseph Ortiz
Hell, it's like the feminist icon for the last 70 years didn't have a gigantic successful movie 2 years ago or anything.
Tyler Young
We already had the perfect FIRST female supero movie honey
Chase Hernandez
>"OK honey, you see that poster over there? Go up to it and touch it so daddy can take your picture."
>"No, not the Frozen 2 poster, the Captain Marvel poster, sweetie. Please, I'll give you 30 more minutes on the iPad if you do!"
>"Good xirl, now stay right there, daddy needs some reddit gold..."
Parker Flores
>and this is when we cut your penis off and made you a real girl
Ethan Butler
Haven't you heard? Captain Marvel is the first female superhero movie, user, just like Black Panther was the first black superhero movie.
Carson Jones
It's funny how inclusiveness ends at female, black, gay, and tranny. No other races need apply.
Liam Perry
This is what makes the female-empowerment hubbub about Cpt Marvel feel so manufactured.
Jeremiah Sullivan
>10 threads in the catalog
It's a little much
Ian Wright
>wonder woman is a feminist icon
how many head injuries did it take to get that retarded?
Nicholas Torres
What are you talking about?
Dylan Hernandez
Owen Roberts
It's now scientifically proven that having a daughter makes you cucked.
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Thomas Perez
b-brehs...
Levi Gray
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Dylan Long
How can people be this fucking fat? How are they not just keeling over?
Christian Myers
Either is
1. Girl is actually moved by poster, wich makes the parent an idiot since its first reaction is to take a picture of it and share with bunch of people
2. "I dont buy girl power crap" actually really buys the girl power crap and orderd child to touch the poster so he/she can take a picture to share with unknown people to promote her "I dont buy it" cause
Either way the person taking a photo is bad parent
Kayden Barnes
Your daughter is lez. Congratulations. No grandkids.
Adrian Sanders
FACT: you can never be a woman, even if you cry on reddit sbout it
James Cox
Yea Forums is a contrarian board. There's currently no more contrarian thing to do than staying away from this movie. Even Hillary didn't have this much mainstream media support.
Sebastian Long
BEST GIRL
Nathaniel White
>tfw no Eskimo superhero
Luis Lewis
I feel for the doggo
Luke Hall
>daughter forces me to go watch Captain Marvel with her
>after the flick, she's all pumped up
>keeps doing faux-moves at me like she's shooting a big laser and annoying me
>I grab her arm and tell her women will never be fighters
>she immediately stops and stays mute, looking down
Oliver Wright
why cant you just accept that women will always be the second worst sex..
Kevin Perry
even the fucking dog is fat...
fat people should not be allowed to have pets.
Nathan Brooks
>realize their own potential
In what? Fucking fighting off a giant purple alien genociding half the universe?
If you need to feed your children mass media to make them feel like they can “realize their potential,” you are an abhorrent fucking parent who should be forcibly sterilized.
Juan Roberts
Don't act like Yea Forums is any better
Jacob Jenkins
>werder bremen
disgusting
leave and never return
Samuel Martin
Lincoln Sanders
just picture this woman forcing her child to pose like this so she can put a photo of it on reddit
Aaron Robinson
THIS!
Julian Murphy
>"You said we were going to Coldstone, why do I have to touch this dumb movie thing.."
Jordan Walker
>being a father to school aged daughter makes men less "sexist"
Probably has more to do with the public school indoctrination homework that they send home and force the parents to help with.