THE FORCE AWAKENS IS AMAZING

THE FORCE AWAKENS IS AMAZING

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THEY FUCKING DID IT BRAVO AND YOU CAN'T FUCKING ADMIT THEY'RE FUCKING KILLING ALREADY BORN KIDS SO YOU'RE TELLING ME IT ISN'T FUCKING REAL WHEN THEY ALREADY HAD A VOTE IN THE GODDAMN FUCKING SENATE

REY ISN'T A MARY SUE IN THIS ONE

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Rich: Do you need any kind of training to use the Force? Any?
Jay: [Kylo] has training.
Rich: She dudn't.
Jay: Well we don't know where...
Rich: Neither did Luke in Empire... Well the minor training, he had like a week of training with Yoda, that's all you need, you need a week?
Jay: And then he went back for his training in Jedi and Yoda just died immediately.
Mike: Yes, can I point out that this is, we are now back to real Star Wars.
Rich: Yep.
Mike: There is never any bullshit about... The only thing that Yoda says is that he's too old to begin the training, that's all. But really, it's more like, okay, I've taught you a couple things, how to levitate stuff, how to do this, your real training is confronting Darth Vader, blah blah blah blah blah, and this it's kind of the same thing, it's not the stupid prequel idea of "we have to get you when you're one, and you have to stand there with a thing over your head holding a lightsaber..
Jay: In a room full of other children.
Mike: In a room full of other children
Jay: That are as close as we are now, with lightsabers.
Mike: Yes, it's not a literal training, it's not an academy of little kids in a classroom, like the stupidity of George Lucas' ideas in the prequels.

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Jay: Carrie Fisher and Harrison Ford, I loved their relationship in this movie, I loved that it didn't work out, it makes perfect sense that it wouldn't work out between the two of them. It didn't feel like... Because that's the biggest problem with Jedi, like now they're just there. They're together.
Mike: Yeah.
Jay: There's one line, where she's... Where Han Solo is concerned she likes Luke, it's just like tossed in at the last minute for no reason.
Mike: Yeah.
Jay: So I love the way they handled those two, their dialogue back-and-forth is great without feeling forced or like "remember their relationship in the past?" Like there's more through the decades since then, there's a little more drama. A little more weight. I like that.
Rich: There is a throwaway line of dialogue to explain it, but for me... It's a little bit weird that like, here we are like 40 years later, and these characters are still doing the same shit they were doing 40 years ago...
Jay: No...
Rich: ...Leia's still the one in charge of the rebellion, organizing things, and Han Solo's still the brash smuggler flying around the galaxy.

ILL KICK YOUR ASS YOU SON OF A BITCH. YOU GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKER. YOU CROSSED THE LINE

Jay: I like Kylo Ren a lot. He has more character to him than Darth Vader does in A New Hope. Darth Vader of course, there's more going on in Empire.
Mike: Well, Darth Vader's character wasn't really established until Empire.
Jay: Exactly, exactly, so I like that the villain established in this new series has a little more going on.

Rich: I think the problem with Star Wars though, is that one really good sequel happens to be one of the better movies ever made, and it's really fucking hard to live up to that.
Jay: Exactly. And this movie does a really good job of establishing itself as a solid sequel, which is the... my biggest takeaway from it is that it feels like a sequel, it doesn't feel like too much fanservice, or too much like we're doing "LIKE US! LIKE US! WE HAVE ALL THESE THINGS THAT YOU ENJOY FROM STAR WARS! We're making it look and feel just like Star Wars!" It feels just like a Star Wars sequel.
Mike: They did a very good job recapturing the magic and the energy of the original... It almost feels like a blend of Empire and A New Hope.
Rich: Yeah.
Mike: And like, it's not totally A New Hope, not totally Empire, but it has those emotional highs and lows of Empire and the novelty and the magic of the first one. All kind of blended together, J.J. Abrams, Lawrence Kasdan, they all did a great job... doing what they were supposed to do.

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But Rogue One was terrible for having the same ships the Empire used at the period of time they used them. Better to pull new shit out of your ass with no explanation. I guess the fatal flaw of the prequels from their view is it tried to provide any explanation or continuity. There are real criticisms of the prequels, but that seems to be their biggest beef from their reaction to the sequels

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>I loved it, it was everything I hoped it to be

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I heard some of you might be disrespecting women ITT and I'm here to stop you man babies

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based rich

>He has more character to him than Darth Vader does in A New Hope
good lord

Dick the Birthday Boy seemed to be the most sensible of the three in that review.

ITS SUPPOSED TO REINTRODUCE PEOPLE TO STAR WARS

Their Aquaman review baffled me because they spent the whole thing saying it was okay and decent and then ended up not recommending it

Fuck off e-celeb faggot

I don't know, they seem to be incapable of enjoying a cheesy movie that plays itself straight, instead of winking at the audience every five minutes like "wow, aren't these comic book movies hilaaaarious?"

thats because theyre dummies that need to be spoon fed stupid quips

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that would be such good animu

>when they start saying how the movie could have used more quips intercutted with the action scenes
It's little moments like these that keep sinking my respect for these guys lower and lower

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>frogposter
Good thing no one has any respect for you

They're fun to listen to (except Rich) but I find I don't agree with them a lot of times
They didn't give Chappie a chance

Rogue One was terrible because its main characters weren’t that likable or interesting. And they said as much in the review if you watch the whole thing.

I lost all respect for Mike after he trash-talked Carpenter

Oh no.

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haven't watch RLM since that shill bullshit. either they are incompetant reviewers, or they are paid shills. fuckem.
them and their Gen X ethos.

The argument wasn't
>it has old stuff = it's bad
but
>it's bad, but people will still eat it up and jerk off to it because THINGS I KNOW

AT ST AT ST

Why are retards still butthurt about this.

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His entire career is built around star wars, I think he just said that to placate the fanbase of star wars. Then he saw they all kind of hated it too.

The X-wings, Stormtroopers and AT-AT's were pandering

shut the FUCK UP

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Mike: Would you suck David Lynch's dick.
Jay: I didn't say I wouldn't.
Rich: I WOULD.
*awkward pause*

Remember when Mike btfo Jay for doing the nerd voice?

That's right Jay

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