*Fuck jannies who suck on Disney's nuts and delete threads for no good reason*
Ahem, Brie Larson is a fugly butch, zero charisma, non-entity with a fivehead, shit-tier body, horrible bolt on tits, negative ass, utterly fucking disgusting Crypt Keeper feet and is a raving Feminazi/SJW cunt.
This looks soo fucking bland and it's not helped by Brie who has all the personality of a dead eyed fuckdoll. Sure, Disney wont let this fail and will bulk buy tickets internationally, which we know they do to boost their stock value, but this is TV level trash with a piece of shit as the lead.
Captain Marvel has never sold more than 20K issues and loses money with every published issue.
Captain Marvel was originally a male hero created when the copyright license for the original Captain Marvel lapsed 40 years ago. The copyright-stealing hero was never successful but Marvel never wanted to relinquish the copyright for jew reasons so they regularly relaunched unsuccessful spinoffs. Then Captain Marvel died of space-cancer (seriously)
One of these spinoffs was "Ms. Marvel" which was an unsuccessful women's lib. Over the next thirty years the two most notable events was getting leech-raped by Rogue from the X-Men who took all her powers and another time getting Bill Cosbied by some cosmic entity named Marcus Immortus who made her give birth to him, then married her in a incest-rape story arc.
Then about ten years ago Marvel executive demanded female superheroes be made so that Marvel can sell IP for female-targeted capeshit movies and Ms Marvel for all her getting raped and shittiness was one of the few that Marvel had. She became a bunch of beta male writers' idea of a forceful and commanding female which is to say a retarded, loud and authoritarian bitch who did stupid shit and demanded everyone obey her. Noone like this shit or bought any of her books but they continued to be published.
There is a difference between someone not being overtly sexualized, ie boobs hanging out and underwear for pants, and someone with an objectively shit body that has almost nothing going for it due to no real care or training undertaken with proven fungal infections who is also filled with a vapid idiot of a personality with few redeeming qualities if any. Whose sole personality trait seems to be; "So what if I don't look after myself?, I am 'empowering' to bland unattractive woman because we say so, yet I am surprised no one but desperate greasy guys want to fuck me!?"
Arnold Schwarzenegger was supposed to be emotionless as the terminator but in terminator 2 started smiling and throwing out funny one liners specifically to show he was learning to be less of a robot - while playing one.
Captain Marvel on the other hand comes across as an unhappy, hateful, depressing person to be around, who is using her godly powers out of spite. There are practically no redeeming qualities to the actress and by extension the character she is playing as a result. Brie Larson has absolutely no femininity or grace while espousing forced grandeur and feigned superiority while looking like a world class unmitigated cunt!!!FACT!!!
The worst thing is that they've decided to taint Endgame by shoving this bitch into what is suppose to be the original Avengers swan song.
It's Rey 2.0. They manufacture some character and scream at the audience that "SHE'S THE NEW FACE OF THE MCU/STARWARS/DOCTORWHO etc...!!!" and are already setting up the narrative (ala Ghostbusters 2016) that if you don't pay to see this movie you're a "FUCKING WHITE MALE SEXIST INCEL MANBABY BLAH-BLAH-BLAH!!!". Of course Marvel wants you to forget that the first female Captain Marvel was a black woman named Monica Rambeau, which makes the MCU rendition of the character a subtle case of white-washing.
It would have been better if they made this movie, released it at the end of the year and, if it's a hit, make her a part of Avengers 5. But NOOOOOOOOOO, the Mouse just had to fuck up ten years of MCU build up with this fucking bullshit and I can't believe Kevin Feige would agree to this because it smacks of political fuckery. As if Disney was pissed that Wonder Woman beat them to the punch of having a big female led superhero movie, so they've probably threatened to #MeToo Feige if he didn't shovel out some shit and piggyback her off more popular characters.
Infinity War was the end of the MCU for me and I have no intention of seeing either Captain Fungi or even Endgame for that matter because of this roastie slag.
They took all of the franchises that all the rejects and retards that got poked fun at in school took to escape from their shitty lives, they took all of them, they ruined them and the worst part is they don't even care about the franchises themselves, they just want to be "inclusive" and make it about them!!!FACT!!!
Oh and for all of their WOKE bullshit, it's funny that Marvel didn't cast someone like, say Pom Klementieff or Lupita Nyong'o as Captain Marvel and reminds me of how white roastie slags like to whine that they're the most oppressed people on the planet, similar to how those skanks Anita Sarkeesian and Zoe Quinn went on during GamerGate. This is because the bulk of Feminazi's are mostly white middle-upper class suburban drones forever crying because Mommy and Daddy didn't buy them a pony and think their entitled to the world!!!FACT!!!
Caleb Gonzalez
MarvelCucks need to step up their game and get the Star Wars Chad level which has forced Disney stop all anthology movies and boot Kiri Hart's fat ass out.
>Wanting a sexy appealing female on screen BUT IT'S 2019 AND WHITE MEN ARE EVIL
Leo Carter
>the bulk of Feminazi's are mostly white middle-upper class suburban drones This. You can see it in how they care more about the metoo movement, than saving women being tortured across Africa and the Middle East.
Also, Lupita a cute
Cooper Nelson
Damn dude, calm down.
Christopher Brown
>namefagging subhuman calling anything shit
Oliver Bell
>Also, Lupita a cute
Lupita and Pom are fucking gorgeous and I want to breed both!!!FACT!!! youtu.be/cuzNh72Grb4
Christian Davis
I feel like Yea Forums is mostly on the same page about this OP. Yea Forums on the other hand is the board that needs reminding.
Jaxson Reed
Disney is literally tricking leftist NPCs into virtue signaling into giving Disney even more shekels and Brie Larson promotes it daily on her twitter.
Why doesn't Disney just give them tickets? Or hold free screenings for these "poor kids"? It's sick.
Clothes? School supplies? Food? Nah... they need to sit in a dark room for two hours and watch some feminist propaganda comicshit and we need to give an evil multi-billion dollar corporation even more money.
>captain marvel's stunt double looks more like ms marvel than the actor that's captain marvel
Gabriel Robinson
Incels have unironically given this movie more marketing than it should’ve ever gotten and will unironically help to make it more successful than it should’ve been
Congrats incels. If you had even half a brain you might be able to notice a lesson here but we all know you’re stupid as shit
Everyone who complains about it isn't going to see it. The only thing the negative attention does is fuel victim narrative articles for shill (((journos))), The tactic didn't work for Ghostbusters 2016 and it won't work for Captain Fungal.
I'm going to go see this now in spite of this thread and OP. I will also be buying at least a dozen tickets for underprivileged girls to see it too. BTW I had zero interest before reading this retarded shit from OP.
Justin Perry
Compared to Brie Larson this woman is a 10/10. I'm guessing her personality is much better too.
Kevin Robinson
>Everyone who complains about it isn't going to see it. There's more complaining going on than actual people complaining. Women are all about capeshit anymore, no woman wanted to watch a new Ghostbusters movie, your comparison is flawed and pointless.
Ryan Rodriguez
>incel >sad! You've been shattered since Nov. 8 2016, haven't you ma'am?
Also, do you see men lobbying for someone like DJ Qualls to be a comic book movie superhero? No and it's because we want to see strong virile men who we can admire and aspire to be ala Arnold and Sly.
Women can't fucking stand seeing other women who are more beautiful than they are because they're all pitilessly narcissistic. So Hollywood now casts fuggo roastie cum dumpsters who are more "relatable" because a bunch of cat lady shut-ins squawk on their Twitter feed.
Know why Aquaman was successful? It had likeable and good looking actors in what was, to be honest, a pedestrian story. Captain Marvel just needed to be an attractive chick fighting aliens and I would have went for it, I mean, I went to see the Power Rangers movie fer fuck sakes.
But these fucking lunatics are trying to make a fucking popcorn comic book movie into some sort of political statement. Fuck right off with that and fuck you for supporting it. Go dilate your axe wound, faggot!!!FACT!!! youtu.be/vTC7KyPMdEQ
>There's more complaining going on than actual people complaining That doesn't make sense. Anyways whatever free marketing you think Captain Fungal is getting from people complaining about it isn't going to help it succeed.
I actually think all the negative attention it's getting is hurting it, and I think you do too, which is probably why you're upset and calling people incels.
