How do you stop him?

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Through the power of Jesus Christ, no evil can overcome me.

>please God!

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Has anyone ever tried asking nicely?

Send him to Silent Hill

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Pull him out of your dream

watched the first 3. he only says bitch like twice.

you ass fuck him

Dream about nothing but underage kids

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He doesn't say it often, but the way he emphasizes it makes it memorable, bitch.

suicide in a dream

Some drugs can stop you from having dreams temporarily.

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It won't be any fun for him if I take myself out in the real world before he can kill me in my dream. My way will be less painful for me, too.

if freddy can only attack you in dreams whats stopping you from just realizing youre in a dream and then flying away or some shit

I will never forget the tip an user from /x/ gave about how to face your fears: sexualize them. Sexualize all your fears. Go ahead, try it

Freddy Krueger:
Kung fu THIS, bitch.

Tracy:
This is my dream, and I do what I want.

Freddy Krueger:
Might be your dream, but it's my RULES!

Apparently, he makes the rules in dreamland.

Sexualize a predator you say...

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When will they try another remake?

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he's our only defense against the body snatchers

Its on the works already

Easy, achieve Chim.

You get autism
Autistic people don’t dream

Sorry to hear that

10mm

What if you’re afraid of sex?

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The christpilled method is the surefire way to BTFO him as seen in Dream Warriors. That and not being spooked by him like Nancy in 1

My greatest fear is being alone forever so he leaves me alone

He doesn't kill based on fears though.

I only fear personal failure in my nightmares. Freddy is so far down the list of my concerns that he wouldn't even show up.

He embodies them sometimes for fun, like cockroach lady in 4.

this, state of all the fags with the MY FEAR IS ABANDONMENT LOL or whatever
I'm pretty sure the dude in DW's big phobia wasn't becoming a marionette pulled along by his tendons and veins

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Sorry kid, I don't believe in fairy tales

I would learn to lucid dream. When Freddy comes for me, I would make him MY bitch instead of the other way around. In dreams, you have the power of a god if you know what you are doing.

>implying this doesn't happen in Dream Warriors
>implying they don't all just get BTFO anyway

yep because that definitely worked in dream warriors, didn't it

Well damn, I didn't realize vaccines worked on Freddy.

>>implying they don't all just get BTFO anyway
Cuz they were faggots who weren't doing it right, bitch niggas.

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>he literally wears a fedora
How did based Wes know?

Is that the Cara girl who played in suicide squad?

Amphetamines

Rape

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>tfw no enormous-haired gf 2bh senpaitachi

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that scares the hell out of me.

>in space, no one can hear you dream
EZ

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They could've easily killed Patricia Arquette with this bit. They just don't make 'em like they used to.

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Damn fellas, is there literally an eyebrowfu in all of history that can compete?

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Lel yeah this makes me uneasy

was she naked here?

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What are his rules? I have never seen these movies.

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Smoke copious amounts of cannabis so you never enter full rem sleep again

by having shitty sequels

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I doubt it since there was a actual guy chilling down there waiting to put his hand up

I point behind him and say ''look Freddy over there!''
then i run away very fast

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is this from a pinball machine?

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Easy, just need to stop dreaming, get married and let your wife and kids do the rest.

He can pretty much do anything he wants to in your dreams. The normal way of temporarily defeating him is to grab hold of him at the moment of waking and pull him into the real world where he is vulnerable. However in the real world he still has powers and although he can be killed he always seems to come back for some throwaway reason, or none at all. He can also possess people and puppeteer them in the real world.

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Rolling for anyone who's not a loli or a burn victim.

According to Freddy's Dead, he's trapped in Springwood. until he possesses? his daughter right before she leaves town, taking him with her in her subconscious So just don't go to Ohio and you should be safe.

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Make an HBO documentary called "Leaving Elm Street".

Stick dynamite on his chest

>How do you stop him?

Dream about the night he was burned alive.

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Just now realising my precise wording jewed me out of Lori and Tuesday!Kristen, but Maggie a cute so it all worked out in the end.

Make a Netflix documentary called "Making a Nightmare Murderer", and convince everyone he's innocent.

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they definitely fucked

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I'm here for the job interview

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anyone but Jennifer

>this is a 10/10 in bongistan

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I love Jackie but man his eyes and mouth just don't work for Freddy

>tfw you're a boss in the dream world but a loser in the real one

Taryn please

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I NEED Nancy

hot

Suprise buttsex

Hire a moderately powerful psychic. Freddy could barely deal with that one kid, anyone with actual experience would wipe the floor with him.

I'd rape her anus so hard

GO

>I wish for Emma Watson to choke on my cock
Yeah just try to turn that against me faggot!

Which kid? I don’t remember any psychics in these movies.

He’s not the Wishmaster, faggot. But he probably cut your dick off and shove it down her throat while laughing at you

>But he probably cut your dick off and shove it down her throat
I thought this guy was supposed to be bad

Alice