The Undateables

Any memorable episodes? Not a Brit and just heard about this show today.

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Any episode with Richard

this
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s02e04 - autistic guy, christfag virgin, and some crazy OCD lady who won't let anyone go near her because she has phobia of germs
s03e02 - autistic guy and tourettes lesbian, both conditions are always comedy gold
s04e02 - literally me quasimodo neet goes on a date with a qt girl whos a scientist or sometihng
s04e01 - autistic /o/fag, also follow up episodes s05e04 and s06e04
s04e04 - autistic couple youtube.com/watch?v=_F6IvP2Ux5g
s06e01 - sleepy narcoleptic qt and postman autist
s07e01 - autistic plane spotter dates qt autistic girl

damn nice, thanks. Does each season follow one set of people from start to end? I just found links for the current seasonso far and it seems some people reappear multiple episodes.

holy shit
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Usually they have 4 episodes of new people and then an episode where they revisit people who have been on the show before.

>tfw no lydia gf

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> tfw They use Christinne from flame connections rather than Lydia.

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Christ

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you can literally pinpoint the second his heart rips in half
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Imagine getting rejected by an aborted fetus that managed to live to adulthood

>that episode where the guy was only 5'10"

>that episode where they couldn't find a date for the guy because his penis was only 6 inches

She was a good friend.

He seems like an alright guy. Unlike anyone on our American freakshow channel

How the fuck does this even happen?

jesus christ

Turned out he was a sneed poster.

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it seems unnatural. like the producers put her up to it. the question is why. but he's probably not even authentic either so who really gives a shit

midge

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>women
>undateable

I feel bad for the second guy. He doesn't seem to be a total sperg and aside from his deformity he would be pretty good looking

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Shane by far. So much cringe it's hard to watch

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Just be yourself bro

>tfw you have to reach upward to wipe your own ass

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found the first 3 eps of this season if anyone is interested, ep 4 and 5 are on youtube

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I'm 34 and took the virginity of a fellow 34 year old PhD student. She was the weirdest, most awkward, saddest sack of a human I've ever met. And I fucked her. Because she asked. Then she had a nervous breakdown and ghosted me. When I bumped into her again, she was trying to date women but was still the same person. We became friends for a little bit, but she went crazy and radio silent.

She is undateable. No one would willingly date her except to keep the crushing despair of solitude at bay.

Let me ask you this Alice, I'm wondering if it'd be okay if we go on a second date.

You really cant blame Shane for that one. Chris Hemsworth couldn't salvage a worthwhile interaction outta that chick

Was she really fucked up/fat looking?

>autistically knowns the blue ray and dvd release dates for all his favorite movies by heart
which one of you is this?

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She wasn't fat, but she was not cute. I'd say 4/10 in the face. Flip her over, though, and she bumps up to almost a 7. Probably right above a 7 if you're an ass man and have a specific type of ass you like to slap up against.

Okay
>women
>unfuckable

>The Wire
Fuck off, man, the DVD box is better.
>The Thing
>Taxi Driver
>Blade Runner
>Indiana Jones
We can hang, though.

t. desperate

Have you ever heard the term "any self-respecting man"?
... of course you haven't

God this shit absolutely crushes me and tears apart my fragile world view.
These poor fucking people, this is their reality. theyre a constant burden to all who care for them, all they want is a little taste of normalcy, a slither of the happiness they others enjoying.
And yet here they are, exploited on television a curiosity for the masses.
There is no point to this show, it serves no story, plot or premise of any real value.
It exists solely for us to stare in wonder at the freaks and their unfortunate lives

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That's some fairly mediocre fedora-core taste.
>buying tv series on physical media
oof and yikespilled

I'm not really talking about myself, more that there is no woman a man won't fuck. Because we are, as a race, desperate and horny.

>went out with him to build up her confidence just to turn him down and destroy his
just another reminder that being ugly on the outside doesn't make you good on the inside.

To be fair some of them are just autistic or have asbergers and have surprisingly well rounded social skills, I have only watched a few episodes though, so I'm sure there are a lot of absolute fuck ups too

kek

Well I would.

This video is blocked in my country. What the actual fuck. I'm a bong and I've paid my licence fee. Someone's getting hurt over this

Why do britons love cringe humor so much? The Ricky Gervais office was like that too, I had to watch some of the scenes on mute because it was so embarrassing to watch

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my sides

Gee, guess which one received more media attention and was picked as a speaker for people with disabilities, won an award, and got a modeling contract.

So is there an actual reason why autistic people always have such high voices?

it's a popular genre in most countries, see: Curb, Nathan for You, etc

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>paint whites as assburgers
>flood the cities with niggs and pakis
>all slags end up shagging niggs and pakis
>feed into the neverending anglo cuck fetish

I mean their main channel is called BBC for fucks sake

What the fuck

>mutt tries to bring everything back to interracial porn ONCE AGAIN

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I sometimes wish I was autistic, their bluntness and filterless proclamations come off as the ultimate form of confidence sometimes.

I'm watching his episode now, it's s10e02 in the google drive link above, to be fair they really don't have a lot in commen, they go to a museum because she's into art and he isn't into art at all and basically makes a lighthearted joke about every piece which she doesn't seem to find that funny, so they just come off as naturally incompatible personalities.

Michael is a weapon of peak comedic autism Alice however is a rig, would absolutely date.

why is her face like that

she said she was born with a severe birthmark due to tangled blood vessels that continues to grow despite surgeries so it's just going to consistently get worse forever

>the dog exposition

alice is hot as fuck

>crazy OCD lady who won't let anyone go near her because she has phobia of germs

Sounds like me. Guess I'll watch that one.

Britbongs are all autistic sociopaths with zero compassion.
Nathan For You is never outright cruel.

everytime, no matter what subject, they always bring up black peepees, always
it's a disease

Cringe humor is the highest form of humor, the great anglo brain is the only racial type that can comprehend this truth.

It's not even just cringe, theres 2-3 tv shows a night on uk tv all about people dying under surgery or miscarriages or something. They just love crying and feeling shit.

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>she had legs that just wouldn't quit

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this kind of pissed me off, I'm a genuinely unattractive guy and seeing the guy on the left, autism or not be on undateables is a slap in the face desu

my sides user...

is it taking anyone else's browser forever to load these webms?

>mfw

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yes, especially the 2nd one

I agree dude, the guy on the left is literally a model and a "media speaker" for autism I think

Tell me about Richard, why doesn't he organise his autist food?

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They don't really know how to convey emotion and their developmental period of growing into adulthood is mentally stunted so they choose to keep their voices similar to how it is at a younger age.

This is what anime does folks.

>Wot's this? A King Charles Cavelier Spaniel. Of coouuurse it is. I can tell.

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those old blacks in ep3, what an adorable pair of simpletons.
Also Becky's a little cutie, would absolutely date and bang if knew no one i know would find out about it

the faggot posting them should just upload them to /wsg/ and do a crosspost then.

>Becky
That demonic looking guy she dated in that ep was actually kind of charming, I thought they were a cute couple

>s04e04 - autistic couple youtube.com/watch?v=_F6IvP2Ux5g
f-fuck bros, we're not going to make it are we

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We don't cry or feel over it though

We just find it interesting.

>slowly watching your country become overrun by a race of people that literally want to behead you and claim your country as their own and you can't do anything about it
>watch people die on tv every night to make yourself feel it could be worse
*sigh* I'm sorry for you brits, you've really got yourselves in a hell of a pickle

jesus its like npc's are talking and the player keeps pressing the X button

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i bet everyone in this thread is not even as ugly as these people

yet dont go on dates like these people too

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Is this the show where the "undateable" women easily get dates and the undateable men have a very hard time getting dates and even the dates they get end up going nowhere/bad?

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I-I wasn't ready to look into this mirror user...

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>Oh well, plenty of more fish in the sea for me
Baste

Usually having kids at an older age increases the chance of autism and can lead to lower testosterone levels.

she could just be scared of going further

haha, could you imagine? heh

>those old blacks in ep3, what an adorable pair of simpletons.

this its kinda catching me off guard on how honest and true their romance is

he just takes her to a sporting event and this is practically super wholesome and cool

they aren't really freaks persay

no

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the tube food is tomato puree paste

why the hell does he have so much tomato paste

Proper autist often have very specific dietary habits because certain tastes or textures makes them uncomfortable. That's where the tendies meme originally came from. Dude probably lives on a lot of tomato paste.