Well guys, it's Saturday night so it's time to watch some movies and have a snack or two

>Americans
>having any understanding of anything

They are no better than zoo animals

everyone got the white Dreamcast I had the black one sports edition or something. NFL 2k etc. was the shit before EA fucked it up for sports games.

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Pizza Hut is overpriced and its quality has been going downhill for what feels like 20 years

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Nice menu. Whatchu gonna watch?

WHERE'S THE FUCKING BOOZE

NICE TRIPS
In the fridge.

Zoomers will never know how good those pink sobes were
What's with the uncooked biscuits?
I don't think this is American but I don't see any Tim Tams either
Circa 99 or 2000

booze is for children

agreed
dominos or little caesars is much better value

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Are you trying to kill yourself?

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this one. this console was so comfy. controller felt good and really really light. some good games.

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im rocking a gamecube, xbone, wiiu, ps4, snes, sega, ps1 and switch currently.

i mostly play a round of bf1 on pc after im too drunk to do anything tho

this

KATANA

my stomach hurts just reading htis

damn i want some nachos now

>booze is for children
calm down, hillary

vat is dis chit
user I want you lose 30 poun in won munt

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that's because you're a pussy

Holy fuck I'm so hungry for shitty food now

Thank jesus I have shitty cheesy garlic bread in the freezer and I don't have to drive to mcdicks at 2am

imagine being this much of a manchild

I was about to ask you where you are that MCD sells cheesy garlic bread, then I realized that's not what you're saying.

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oran GINA

At first I assumed it was a party for kids
But I don't think even kids eat that much junk food
Kids or not who the fuck sits on the ground to play video games?

I'm assuming it's someone's 12th birthday party, based on the candles

>those physical copies
Gorgeous, brings a tear to my eye
Why do digital drones get so upset at the mere mention of physical copies?

Iron Man 1. My god that movie is pure KINO.>Playing

everyone on Yea Forums with a brain became pirates or mmo tards.

Pirates are alright, the problem is the subhumans that pay for digital.

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FACEBOOK

>Saturday night
It's already 6:31pm on Sunday evening here. I don't want to go back to work tomorrow. Two days just isn't enough. Fuck me. I would gladly work two extra hours each day in exchange for a 3 day weekend. What kind of turbo jew came up with the concept of a 5 day working week?

People like to joke about Americans being fat, and while it's true the USA is the most obese nation, the USA also has some of, if not the best, nutrition and diet experts and sciences.

I'm American, and I only eat 2.2k cal worth of healthy food every day, and I eat it all in a two hour window, then fast for the rest of the day. Which means my body is almost always in a state of ketosis, thus almost always burning fat for energy. And of course, while you are in ketosis, your body makes more HGH, making you stronger and live longer.

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based

This is based af. Damn. I want to be here lol.

Who else haungry from this thread? I'd order Domino's for real but they closed. Jimmy John's still open? Jimmy John's they drive so fast it's a miracle.

Where the fuck can anyone still buy Sobe anymore?

not quite right OP.

you do this on friday night, not saturday night. that gives you three nights to recover if you eat nothing

don't forget to douse everything in bleach and throw it in the bin before you go to sleep on the friday. only eat what you can fit in your stomach, you'll make it to 9000 calories, tops. and the average person can't do that. no worries

>Orangina

Fuck I love that stuff but never think to buy it

>Baking brownies
sounds fucking gay to be honest

Low rating. Dominos sucks. Burger king and mcdonalds are both better

get back in your zoomba class you mangina

Can you really eat all that before it gets cold?

The pizzas look like the only hot thing there, and I think the answer is still no.

Even if you eat all the pizzas first (not a good experience, you should mix it up), they'll go cold for sure

I bet those chips will also get stale

I WISH I HAD FRIENDS

All in all I find OP's spread to be impractical for one person. His eyes are bigger than his stomach I bet. I'd like to be there and challenge him to an eat-off

Imagine eating pizza AND chips AND candy. Holy shit it's like one pizza is enough.

>Holy shit it's like one pizza is enough.
gutlet
>it's like
estrogen

>No wings
You had one motherfuckin' job, user.

>he says posting from a toaster from the mid 90s in some dingy hovel in a shithole country

That webm is fucking horrific.

>fortnite
agreed

This Dreamcast would have looked good but the SPORTS logo on it cucks the whole thing and makes it into complete shit.

Whatever you say you fat fuck.

god damn. and to think you could have that much of a partay back then with such shitty CRT monitors. we really take today's TVs for granted, don't we

this pic really made my night

that pic could really do without the xbox 360

I'm 74kg you gutlet

I just don't keel over like a girl when I eat ONE fucking tiny pizza. that's honestly pathetic. one of those tiny pizzas is only 1500ish calories, more or less depending on the toppings. that's not even one person's average daily intake

your stomach WEAK if that's all you can take. there's no two ways about it. your digestive capacity is just far weaker than the average man's. you're literally a girl
>like, oh my god, like isn't one pizza like, y'know, *enough*?

trump seems really proud and happy about that feast desu, kind of cute

i cant lie. i am impressed (jelly) by American greed and sloth

>that jar of pickles
OH MAMA

where are you? i'll send a pizza.

Alright that's a fine argument about the pizza. Rest of your post still feels like you're compensating for something.

He had no choice. The White House kitchen staff were off duty because of the government shutdown.

He would have done it even with no choice. And I respect him for it
>REEE WHY DID YOU PUT THAT POOR PERSON FOOD ON GOOD PLATES IMPEACH

even with a choice*

Why? It's a kid's birthday party.

Perfect, but no DUDE WEED LMAO

Does anybody ever even use the ultraviolet free download the comes with the movie

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No excuse.

Twizzlers in pog form.

>you're compensating for something
How estrogenated of you

No plates

No napkins

Do you just put your snouts in the bowls and rut around like swine?

wtf is with the cans of raw biscuits?

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And instead of running around playing real-life games they're going to sit on their asses plugged into the machine like they do every day loading up on a lifetime's worth of sugar

Those Lindt chocolate ball things are a fucking gift from god

the burger pizza was a nice surprise