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Did Picard dump Jae for a more fertile woman?
Say one (1) positive thing about the most recent episode of DISCO (Star Trek Discovery)
>one positive thing
It's HIV status
bump for justice against STD garbage.
No, because I'm ashamed of disliking that shit.
Righteous bump for great justice. Have another.
It wasn't Orville.
The admiral's left eye has had enough of Picard's shit.
STD
you should be ashamed of disliking Real™ Canon™ Star Trek™.
I keep thinking this is Dillion Harper from the thumbnail.
Look what I found at 8:53?
youtube.com
Guess who this is? Hint: If pic related found out he would kill her.
I just watched this episode, and the first post in /trek/ is this one. Please leave me alone
Picard is a cocksuckah! Swegin!
We are all being watched.
I want to live here, in this beautiful matte painting.
And get raped by the Jem'hadar.
>psychic race
>didn't see that coming
They outsourced rape gangs.
>weird mole on right foot
dropped
The only reason Gul Dukat teamed up with the pah-wraiths and became Space Hitler/Jim Jones was because Ira Behr was mad that everybody thought his version of Space Nazis weren't bad.
Don't you ever forget the 15 sextillion Bajors who died under Cardassian rule. What good did the Cardassians ever do for Bajor? Except getting rid of the d'jarra caste system, turn the Bajorans from a bunch of disorganized tribes into one civilization and otherwise modernize the entire planet.
Is that future millie bobby brown? or did she hit the wall at like 13 years old lmao
>13% of the Alpha Quadrant
>Responsible for 50% of all violent invasions
What did he mean by this?
Is Voyager a damn frontier town drama in space?
Complete with Janeway committing genocidic warcrimes yes!
That's a big boy!
worst decision since this calendar
Did they render the new special effects for the 1080p TNG blu-ray in 4k so they'd be future proofed?
I enjoy it for what it is and I thought giving Spock dyslexia is a near little touch that doesn’t ruin canon and humanizes him in a way that also makes him more heroic, as it’s a tangible relatable issue he had to overcome to become the Spock we all know. I like that we’re going back to Talos to resolve some of the loose ends, like why the Talosians were so familiar with Spock in the Menagerie.
I just watched it as well. Was that lady in the man from snowy river?
If they still have all the projects files and assets, there were no need to render back then. Also 8k is around the corner.
What kind of a last name is Crusher, anyway?
its my crushes last name.
5/10 face with a lumpy loose body and big saggy tits.
>Dukats arc ends with him falling into a pit of bad greenscreen
>not with Prophets sending him back in time to life out the rest of his life as a bajoran during the occupation
>not with Winn kicking him out and him living out the rest of his life as a blind bajoran beggar
It's surreal how they shit the bed with that subplot considering all the buildup.
"We were a peaceful race of artists and poets!"
>not one good bajoran poem is ever read
>not one good piece of bajoran art is ever shown
>as soon as they're 'liberated' bajorans immediately start coups and trying to sell one another out while steadfastly refusing to join the big peaceful federation that dragged their ass up out of poverty
Gul Dukat (and cardassia) literally did nothing wrong. Bajor was destined to be conquered by someone. Would they have preferred the Klingons who would've wiped them out in 5 years? Or the Romulans, who would've had them sterilized?
Go on... go on!
...
>a lumpy loose body
never been with a woman? i'll save you the heartache and recommend you find a "lumpy loose body". The sticcs are like fucking corpses or teenage boys, and on, they're not "tighter". It's fags and other women that made skinny chicks fashionable.
Uh, she also dyes her hair and probably has huge misshapen elliptical nipples.
PROMENADE
I don't even bother watching it since the last episode of the first season now. Didn't even bother watching the free episode on youtube. That is how much I disliked it and refuse to even acknowledge it's existence. It's just so bad. It is hard to even come up with one "good" thing about that first season. From the bad writing to the bad acting. To how everyone was an asshole, to how it only followed one character around and they were the ultimate Mary Sue. Sonar in space, shooting stars in space and not knowing how light years work visually.... Yeah I am at a loss on this one.
>/trek/ is asleep, nobody will notice my new holodeck program!
It had a classic A-plot/B-plot structure, so it was at least competent on that part.
Michael is clearly going on a separate plot for the next few episodes and won’t be onboard Discovery.
>"The fart and toilet programmes, rape gangs, sexually aggressive giant Klingons, an alternative civil war where the South wins, that Broccoli Surprise incident, magnification and deification of your own penis....and you should count yourself lucky that under confidentiality rules I can't tell anyone about the Wesley programmes...."
"I-I-I know, I know."
>"Reg, you could go to prison."
"T-T-They keep telling me to d-d-do things."
>"Who?"
"The voices. The voices keep telling me. They keep saying things like 'Promenade!" 'Kira's mother is a whore', 'It's STD not DIS'."
>"It's OK Reg, we'll make the voices go away."
"T-T-Tell me you love me."
>"Reg, I can't do..."
"S-S-Say it like you mean it."
>"...I...love you...but only as a fr..."
"Computer, freeze programme. I KNEW IT!" *Unbuckles trousers*
"Disengage safety protocols."
>"Reg....We're not on the holodeck."
Black Michael is going to travel back in time and become Whoopi Goldstein.
pedo if ever I saw one
>genuinely try to think of something good about the last STD episode
>can’t think of one (1) thing
it's new and the effects are good
>According to the Pocket VOY novel Pathways, Bolian skin is highly prized by Cardassians. Cardassian women in particular enjoy wearing it.
post pic of bolian
My headcanon is the Pah-Wraiths completely took control of Dukat at the end of S6 and all his actions in S7 were like Keiko when she was under the control of the Pah-Wraiths, zero control.
Everything he does in S7 is so out of character it’s not even funny. What a disappointment.
He should’ve had Damar’s redemption arc.
God, DS9 is fucking retarded.
Grey mans burden.
Based “Promenade” poster
*DS9 S7 is fucking retarded
You're dismissed.
it does count
>Everything he does in S7 is so out of character it’s not even funny. What a disappointment.
Covenant is pure Dukat and only deluded fanboys say otherwise.
THAT WILL BE ALL, CADET.
molestor
Helm, set a course for Triptrap IV. I wanna see what's down there.
>that proto-brapposter dog getting his SNNNNNIFFF on The Shat's 60s Thiccness
This is some temporal cold war shit here niggas wew
sheeeiiit
did they make lampshades out of them too?
i wonder ((((who)))) wrote that
Everything about him knocking up some dude’s wife, sure.
Everything about him establishing some weird Bajoran Jim Jones cult, no. Dukat was never a religious man.
If the plot twist was that he was using those Bajorans to his own end, maybe it would be true Dukat
Didn't Dukat kill his own kid?
Cardassian abortions don't count as infanticide until the eggs hatch.
30 minutes into the TNG pilot and I don't know if I can go on, its just a god-like entity from TOS again but with a cast that may as well be made of wood for how interesting they are, and Data is just Spock 2, why do people say TNG is the best?
troll go away
Do you think people would sit through 7 seasons if it wasn't good?
I'm not your mom, do what you want but 30 min isn't much time.
The quality of the series improves dramatically after the head writer gets fired and they hire a new head writer in season 3.
>Captain, we received landing coordinates!
>Put an away team together, do what you have to do to get the intel
>Understood.
Nah that was best sipper.
clap
nope
maybe those people never saw TOS
>season 3
jesus
Just finished the first season of STD. I don't know it might have been because of low expectations but that was nowhere near as bad as I was expecting. What precisely was the problem?
So, were they gay for each other, or what?
>MIIIIIIILES?!?
Her autistic screeching would make everyone gay. And as Julien can not really have Dax...
?
She's only 50% annoying as Wesley.
Just finished DS9 myself and my thoughts exactly. They devote a total of 5 minutes to that plot in the final 1h30m episode. Sisko just goes "whoops, gotta go prophets lel" and tackles Dukat straight into Mount Doom.
On a similar gripey note, based Garak doesn't get much of a sendoff either. Just a few angsty lines and goodbye.
Laughed so hard at this reveal. Pure Dukat kino.
It's like they forgot they had to wrap it up and then wrote it in one night.
They wasted too much time on Ezri. It ruined everything.
puzzling no one said a word against this yet. how bad is picard, i only started tng recently and am 10 episodes in. Is he THAT bad?
Picard is considered the best by everyone I talk to I think this board is just being contrarian
I think he is overrated as fuck though like TNG
They should've cut the character flashbacks. It's the final episode, we get it. No need for a clipshow. I assume Jadzia didn't turn up in Worf's due to contract stuff?
It's a GOOD THING when people ignore bait, you silly goose.
To be fair, anyone who chooses to look like Ira Behr has got to be pants-shittingly mental. If anyone was possessed by Pah-wraiths it was him.
>I assume Jadzia didn't turn up in Worf's due to contract stuff?
Apparently nobody contacted Terry Farrell herself, they just contacted her manager instead. The manager demanded a ridiculously high price for her clips, so they didn't bother. Terry Farrell didn't even find out until later on, because the manager didn't tell her.
Would you betray your race for Bajoran pussy?
There is coffee in that nebula...
Even if you can get past the nose you have to listen to that insufferable whining about muh occupation.
Checked.
Is TNG on Netflix the remastered version?
If you have NetFlix, watch BirdBox, user. DO IT!
Only since 2015, so you might have missed it...
Sounds like bullshit. I don’t know why people take the word of vapid actors 20 years later as gospel.
Nice bait. Birdbox more like BirdSHIT LMOA
What did she mean by this?
Nah. it's a good movie
You might be a faggot that hates women..
Pike was in it.
I bet you like Voyager and your favorite character is ensign Kim
stop that
best girl
How the fuck is "Colonel" pronounced "Kernal"???
test
>Brawp... it's content!
How exactly are we supposed to know which Trek is the best Trek?
No. Miles is straight. Julian is bisexual.
We'll have to rely upon our own judgment.
My trek >>> your drek
thanks
so Spock was half Romulon not Vulcan?
I don't get it,
after finally going through all 176 episodes, 132 hours of deep space 9 i can finally say, with complete conviction, that i want to be ravaged by a jem'hadar
faggots leave
What is this, a shitpost for Altarian Ants?
there's no such thing as a BF extermination team
I would beat their butts if there were
>Computer, run program Bashirfaggot 14 Delta, but generate two copies of the custom Seto Kaiba AI hologram because I've had a REALLY bad week and need to let off steam.
what's the point of coming to a star trek general and constantly going on about chinese cartoons?
Daily Reminder Star Trek was created by so-called SJWs. This is something that ignoramuses in the fandom refuse to acknowledge.
All humans in the Star Trek universe believe in social justice (except for those in the Terran Empire in the "Mirror Universe")
big fat tilly
big fat tummy
What's the point of coming to an anonymous imageboard and using not only a name, but a tripcode- and a secure one at that?
>lumpy loose body and big saggy tits.
>huge misshapen elliptical nipples
I can only get so erect
The first episode of the season is the only one I have actually been able to sit through
The TNG pilot may be the most painful trek episode to watch
big lulz
confirmed incel with low testosterone whose primal sex drive is replaced by a "quirky" taste in Asians and anorexic broomsticks
janeway doesnt. justice for tuvix.
>why do people say TNG is the best?
seasons 3-6
There's nothing wrong with a conqueror doing some sexual conquering.
He fucked up when he didn't kill Ziyal though and actually considered his half-Bajoran mutt baby to be equal to his pure Cardassian children.
Don't mind me, just being the best episode of TOS:
Correct, City on the Edge of Forever is also and acceptable answer.
Plato's stepchildren was so fucking bad
Try "goa'uld".
Miri
Tomorrow is Yesterday
The City on the Edge of Forever
Assignment: Earth
yep, one of the worst episodes.
Reminder Lieutenant is Leftenant
paradise syndrome wasn't too bad
I left out the time travel episodes. Miri isn't one though, IIRC. What's that one's theme, colonial America?
>The City on the Edge of Forever
That cost a lot though
Why are there so many planets run by human "aliens" that are obsessed with pre-21st century human society?
Reusing props and sets from the studio's 20th century productions.
They even play handegg.
This is the body language of a female in heat.
Troi, what's he thinkign about?
>"I wish Ro was asking me if we're still on for hasperat tonight."
Fucking military.
>Reminder Lieutenant is Leftenant
Excuse me?
When will we finally get a Trek series lead by Marc?
in America it's "loo-tenant" in England they say "leaf-tenant" like total losers
What the fuck? And they have the gall to criticize the way we speak. What a crock of shit.
>it's a grammar thread
see u, guys
well they live on a very small island so they're working with a somewhat limited gene pool of course
diamonds
>aaaaahhhhhhh... ahh...
>...
>I can't remember how it goes...
stop looking at aliens
Twinkle, twinkle, little /trek/,
How I wonder what you are.
Up above the world so high,
Like a diamond in the sky.
When the blazing sun is gone,
When he nothing shines upon,
Then you show your little light,
Twinkle, twinkle, all the night.
youtube.com
Why was Kira such a bitch?
You made me love you
Ya woke me up to do it
youtube.com
Picard says that word an awful lot. Do you think it rankled Stewart to use the American pronunciation?
Stewart changed the way everyone on the planet pronounces "Data" so he probably enjoyed any opportunity the writers could give him to deconstruct the English language
Give me 3 episodes of TNG to watch tonight on a medium dose of psychedelics.
nice
Sub Rosa
Conspiracy
Frame of Mind
>Stewart changed the way everyone on the planet pronounces "Data"
what we always said dayta
>you call that fat?
1. Schizoid Man
2. Ensign Ro
3. Conundrum
report back here tomorrow with your results and good luck
She's bitter over the fact that her mom was a race-traitor whore
Friendly reminder that travel at warp 1 would be lethal to humans, rendering all the spectacular adventures of Star Trek...impossible.
hi VF
*whispers* you always were my favorite
He looks to evil. He could play a Section 31-allied Admiral or something, not a captain of a main series.
Too Short a Season
Symbiosis
The Game
Theme: DRUGS ARE BAD, DON'T GET ADDICTED, YOU'LL RUIN YOUR LIFE KID
How bad do you think things got after Riker married Troi
What are inertial dampeners?
trek is dreck
no it used to always be "dah-tah"
Good question. What _are_ inertial dampeners?
>minnasan, minnasan!
>kitte kitte!
>SaTuhDeeuh wa renewed fo turda seasonu!
based german poster
accept this.
This but unironically
The Orville 2-parter which just aired was excellent.
the orville is shit.
Imagine thiccboi Riker naked at his Betazoid wedding, his flabby jiggly body on display for all to see as he proudly marches down the aisle
hi BF
*stares* you're cool
FOR THE FOUNDERS
congrats
Praise the Dubsminion
WWWOOOOOAAAHHHH FUCKING ALL STAR
that's how you do it just point your bat at the back of the stadium and swing
Wrong
Genisis, 19h episotde of the 7th season
Goddamn it she's so fucking perfect I need to breed her
Finally, it only took you 20 breads. Grats.
you did it, fren!
impressive, very nice
*is the hugest psycho bitch in Star Trek*
>Psssst, nothing personnel Cardies
someone else already did and the results were disappointing, to say the least
confirmed for evil 666
I love /trek/ !
The Founders are digits in all posts
you take that back!
she was preggers
The Virgin Star Rats vs the Chad Kert Trek
Dukat or Weyoun, who was the better DS9 villain?
The Founder is WUHYYYYYYSE
If I wanted my comeback I'd wipe it from Seven of Mine's chin
Dukat. He did it all for the nookie.
Dukat objectively but Weyoun is my personal favourite
Weyoun. Dukat was just a skirt-chaser.
>comeback
oh how adorkable you are when you're angry, user...
>filename
Actually she's mine
>implying
>there will never be an episode where Jeffrey Combs plays every character
nope
who here gone 2 con?
M I N E
I
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>Jeffrey Combs is more likely to appear in The Orville instead of STD
Sloan
Goddammit I wish I could have that be a 1920x1080 wallpaper engine gif
says who, fag?
no can hav. handz awf
ew
Mine
wemembeh to keep it frenly, guise
Why does it feel like Discovery was made for people who hate the actual Star Trek? Whenever Anything that is more reminiscent of the source material is presented to them they violently reject it.
because it is
That Cardassian engineer that wanted O'Brien to breed her was pretty good looking. He should have gone for it. Would have been better than putting up with Keiko's bullshit.
STD is made for normies, not for people who can crawl the Geoffrey's tubes in the dark.
Because they're going after the zoomer "action packed, super inclusive, everyone is gay JJ Trek" audience.
Seven of LiterallyNotYours
was it tho?
stop posting this shit. This is a Star Trek thread.
Why do people still desperately cling to hating Discovery for no reason? Almost everyone is a loud majority, and even if true the opinion has shifted and more so because of how good season 2 is. Also, audience scores don't count, what the actual people of merit think counts.
go fuck yourself, user
>what the actual people of merit think counts
Youtubers?
Mine
People who hate vidya make and review them
People who hate animu review them
People who trek make and review it
People who hate the government run it
Welcome to the ironic era
I like when they meet new aliens and shoot them. And blow things up.
Critics.
I like when the ship goes fast and spins.
I like it when the math girl yells
nuh uh
Mine
The brave couple who faced off against an entire thread of bullies...and won.
why the demotion?
the thing I like about STD is that I don't like it
The thing I like most about Enterprise is that it was canceled.
>sorry, user.
>i've already pledged my affections to user
>I think Kes is single tho
>she's nice...
season 2 episode 2 is real trek
prove me wrong
please do it
This. I'd have hit it in a heartbeat
season 2 episode 4 was classic trek
I didn't watch it
The thing I like about Voyager is that it's over.
Primal Urges? Yeah, I guess so. Them saving a small colony was very Trek-y.
Mine
>TNG S02E02
agreed. Where Silence Has Lease is a fascinating bit of sci-fi, and pretty creepy and unsettling. Nagilum was weeeeird. It was a good ep on the heels of The Child, which was lame.
I just ordered some creamy mac and cheese from the replicator and everyone can have some except for people who like STD
we mean Discovery
Thank you for the snack, now what's for dinner?
Yes, it was good! Nagilum fried the brain of a nog.
Boring episode, but Teri Hatcher was hot.
actually looks delicious but mac and cheese gives me the shits so soft pass.
that's not Star Trek, though.
this pic is like the anti-hasperat pic
I don't like it make your own dinner
>we
who's "we"?
Sup, Janny. How many off-topic tripfag posts have you ignored today because you're corrupt? Yours included, of course.
>Are we still on for two cakes tonight, Commander?
>crusty-ass oven-baked mac & cheese.
>implying that's actually mac & cheese and not just a gross "macaroni cassarole"
only way to make mac & cheese is from scratch, on the stovetop, tripfag. I bet you think hamburgers with a lot of filler and weird shit mixed in the beef are still "hamburgers" and not meatloaf sandwiches.
REFUTE IT
/theroyale/
hey bozo don't argue with my replicator through me I just post here shaka brah
>we
STD is not /trek/. Samefag.
The Spore Drive is bloody overpowered. Instead of a giant glowing blue mushroom network it should have some sort of scientific grounding. How about having it be based on Quantum Entanglement? Something like the teleportation from Half-Life? Have it's use restricted to some kind of subspace field generators being placed in areas of space, to set up these warp points. Have it utilise Einstein's Aether if you want.
also the ship should have TOS colors
You only feel this way because you hate black people.
new tret
shut the fuck up
Consider suicide
Let him post, he's not hurting anybody.
>samefagging
shut the fuck up
naturally
The posters who vehemently hate std, have they watched all the way up to current episode? Just curious, I gave up last year half way through season 1 and just caught up to see if it got better.
Get me that goddamn thread, chomos.
Star Trek:
>The technology in Star Trek has borrowed freely from the scientific world to provide storylines.
STD:
>Stop mansplaining to me, the universe is not flat, STEM is oppression, REEEEEEEEEEE!
Shut up bitch
here, you faggot
everyone shut up let's just make a new thread
Why was Nagilum so racist?
that apu has command piping but engineering main color.
Yes, he is larping on the holodeck and has no clue.