Will act for food

Dead career general.

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Imagine the brap

thanks for reminding me that john travolta played an obese housewife in that movie

Can the food be donated to a spouse or loved one?

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Literally everyone in pic related.

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i will be a personal chef to this qt braphog

I would go to town and this short fatty.

>Emilio Estevez
>The Way
>Bobby
>The Public coming out next month
I wouldn't say his career died.

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Guess she is getting rolls

This is no longer pod racing.

He's getting roles yes, but not the caliber that he used to get and the kinds that his dad and brother got and still get.

I was talking about his writing/directing career.

>tfw you post with morons like these

They had long, successful careers. They just retired or scaled back.

Child actors are the most prone to "One and done", where they get nothing but bit parts and obscure nothing films after one big role.

>had

Holy shit he was diagnosed with schizophrenia

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They look like plastic fuck dolls

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>no one's posted THAT collage

I always thought from his early interviews that he seemed a bit off as a kid, though I'm sure it had more to do with mouthbreathing manchildren bullying him for being a 9 year old who loved Star Wars. Story depresses the hell out of me.

Needs more Nikki.

correct

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>needs more of anything

Nonsense. They're not plastic at all.

He almost died recently, asshole.

his career's been dead much longer

Can't blame a kid who can't act being picked because one of the giants of Hollywood said he liked him more.
I wish he went the way of Rupert Grint and just did small indie stuff for the fun/did whatever

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>At one point during the pursuit, Lloyd leaned his head out of the vehicle and shouted, "NOW THIS IS PIG RACING! NOW THIS IS PIG RACING!"
based

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fully functional fannybots when?!

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I'm not sure if you are complementing them or insulting them.

Jazz looks like that now?

They have definitely seen each other naked.

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Whatever happened to the actress who played Brenda from Six Feet Under?

>we got hayden instead of punished jake

I swiped her on tinder once... she didn’t reply to my message :(

that wouldve killed my self esteem. fat bitch isnt even attractive.

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i want to see how the older one reacted to her sister getting taller and more developed than her

The one on the left looks like she was cobbled together from spare parts

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they've done more than that

Dakota has more tits than Elle does, they're both about the same ass wise

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That's nothing

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Rupert Grint got LOADED after the HP franchise and could afford to retire in his early 20s. Star Wars kid probably got like 10k for the one film and that was all (assuming he even got that)

The twins' growth got stunted from doing blow and boozing it up since they were 9. Their fashion empire makes more money in a day than their younger sister does doing capeshit

>just me and the gremlins

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I want to know where it went wrong with Charlie given how normal and wholesome his family is. I'm guessing it was all RDJ's and Johnny Depp's negative influence in childhood.

>Taller
>Prettier
>Bustier
>Better actress
How does she do it?

Oh shit, is that THE Nikki Blonsky? From Hairspray?!

*coughs*
hey kid, I used to be somebody, you know! I was very popular on an internet imageboard at one point!

holy shit, did she get plastic surgery? that's horrid

Surprising because she's really quite beautiful and even got some big tits and nice hips post-puberty, you'd think she'd get easy eye candy roles

They've touched each other naked, more like.

steamcommunity.com/id/jakelloyd/

He really likes Dark Souls

she seems to be in a rich family or something so she probably doesn't care

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>Knew a girl who looked like a more freckled Molly
>really excited one day she asks me if I like Insane Clown Posse, laugh in her face
>she is married to a juggallo and has 3 kids
Coulda been me, why didn't I just fucking lie? WHY?

where'd those boobs come from on Ryry?

well if you lied, she would have cut off your dick with bush clippers and deep fried it in faygo. you really lucked out.

Puberty

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That weird video where she’s tied up nice probably didn’t help

$20 adds up pretty quick, she can probably make a few extra hundred a month on this and she still lives with her parents and works at a salon, she's doing better than most of this board

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Implying people actually pay her

Imagine if Val didn't have to deal with cancer and went on to make even more successful movies.

Dude made a greater God than Morgan Freeman and if you disagree you're a faggot

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Yeah.. just give up lady.
One hit wonder, and nobody outside of Jew York and it's neighboring states give a fuck about Hair-spray.

It's some gay ass shit

>Last Online 1379 days ago

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440 reactions

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me on the right

True, but she's still making money behind the camera as a screenwriter, and also does voice acting. Girl's gotta eat to maintain that thickness.

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Someone post the remember when I was Batman pic

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>Grab Ahold, Gentleman

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FUCKING PLUMP

Indeeeeeed

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And then...

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what episode of Blacked is this from?

Is she remaking this?

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Why does this bitch humiliate herself on twitter so much?

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Fuck please make it stop.

pffff...HAHAHAHA

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>inb4 Bohemian Rhapsody

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SHE STILL HASNT CHANGED HER TWITTER PIC

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>twitter has been around for 10 years already
it was still sort of innocent. I'd go back if i could.

jesus christ, she's a fucking troll now.

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Good... very good

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Is that real?

I've been waiting for this since the OP.

>Came out as non-binary in 2018
>Wikipedia entry is fucking confusing to read as a result.
>Still would bang.

Is that THE Nikki Blonsky from the movie Hairspray?

She hit the wall at like 25.

She had a goal and the drive to beat her show-off sisters.

man, i know she was trying to clean up after all those years because of all the drugs but damn, now shes fat.

>pay Michael Rapport $100 to record a greeting saying Make America Great Again

Worth it

I wonder who she fucked, I remember Disney shilling for her so hard, it didn't work out.

I can't be the only one here who really loved "The LA Complex" the Canadian drama series about a bunch of people living in a shitty LA hotel and trying to make it big in Hollywood, filmed in Vancouver.
Jewel Staite was great in it playing the former Sci-Fi cult series actress who was pretty much over the acting scene.

Oh no

He's been in a psychiatric ward since the car chase.

youtube.com/watch?v=LyHyP_SwUTg
It was a fun show.

>kino
youtube.com/watch?v=EmTPHxO5XQ8&ab_channel=REDCACHENETWORK

who even bothered to hack this bitch

she doesn't have enough for chicken nuggets

at this oint i'm pretty sure she actually loved something to be able to talk about

Nobody hacked that ham-hock.
Her plan was to get attention from all the celebrities she insulted and make the news

>Nikki Blonsky from Hairspray
youtube.com/watch?v=QBHAFHyYiJo

>21 subs

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Most pathetic "BDSM" ever

She's a fucking whale

>Allison Lohman

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She's like a real life Troy McClure.

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explain

YIKES

So sad.

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>$150 to make Gilbert Gottfried scream obscenities at me
I'd go for that.

It sure reeks of incel in here

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holy shit that really is a throwback

she was a legit good actor

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milk truk just arrive

she just hasn't worked with the right artists

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Bex had a naked video leak where she's tied up flimsily to a chair and just says shit like yes mistress to the camera women it was so bland and stupid

on my face

A trailer for her next project came out recently.

fuck sake dan what did you do to her?

stop with the nikki

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shes a lesbian

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She looks like such a lesbian

I liked her in Parenthood.
But I liked everyone in Parenthood, it was maximum /comfy/.

now she has her shitty show

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>Nobody's paid Ice T to read these

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it's the anti-psychotic drugs. Look up pics of early Syd Barret and then when he wondered into the Wish You Were Here sessions. You can't even recognize him.

what is this

Fucking kek

Semens a food right? I'd donate a pint if they want it from the source.

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what does that tattoo mean?

cameo.com

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Bella.. is that you?

I completely forgot she existed. She's fallen off the radar, dropped off the map. One of those "where are they now" stories. A total nobody.

Her only hope is to get blacked by one of those zoomer rappers and ride his coat tails back into relevance.

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>blacklisted for not wanting to do interracial

poor girl

>you gonna get thicc

way ahead of you

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that's actually pretty cool and positive, I'm surprised

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>steamcommunity.com/id/jakelloyd/
Autists always seem to love DS for some reason

She's trying to be a rapper now and yeah... it's about as good as you would expect

youtube.com/watch?v=gbc6VrC6ACY

Just think of it. If it wasn't for that literal who tier black.. she would've been kicked out.
She'd never be allowed to step foot anywhere on that premises.

She's giving up the ass for fame and these blacks know it. Imagine the debauchery they must put her through, everything him and his crew can come up with she'll have to take it.. no matter how depraved. I guarantee she'll be drugged out of her skull and in a mental institution in a few years.. after she's been passed around like a basketball. This is how R Kelly operates.

There's no way she'll ever be an old lady

do you think she'll ever make it bros? how can we save her?

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>She is best known for her role as Tracy Turnblad in the 2007 film Hairspray and as Maggie Baker in the 2008 film Queen Sized. She is also known for her starring role in the ABC Family original series Huge.

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She's done. Get a new waifu.

kek, imagine you pay for a cameo off her so you can show your bros and instead of a quick little novelty message, you get a 5 minute rant about her life. Jesus christ

you can tell her what to do, I guess this person wanted the life shit

bloody hell

A shame none of her leaks showed off her best parts

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She just finished like a six or seven year run on Nashville

I don't know if a cameo specifically as a gag about one of your old famous roles counts.

She has the Chris-chan Pedo-Glasses.

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A total embarrassment. Normally I'd enjoy a girl who likes being slutty (like Carice van Houten), but she likes being skanky.

DSLs

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Remember when she had hype and was getting roles with big name directors for like, 2 years post Kick-Ass?

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for some reason no one seems to hire Tatiana Maslany, and it's sad. Guess Orphan Black was too niche a show.

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In about four months' time

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Narrowly averted, she was doing absolute shlock tier for a long time after True Grit but seems to have rebounded lately.

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why can't she just break through guys

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shocking that Emilia Clarke was once attractive

She's actually smart, so I presume she will pursue an actual career outside of acting.

who

All the kids from Stranger Things are gonna wind up this way yes?

Isn't she married to Taylor Sheridan or something?

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No idea who that is.

She's about to have a career resurgence once details leak of her sexcapades.

>No idea who that is.
Get the fuck out NOW

Writer of Sicaro (and Sicaro 2), Hell or Highwater and writer/director of Wind River

Didn't seem to be getting any roles after Logan despite being acclaimed, but she recently landed the lead role in the BBC's adaptation of His Dark Materials so she'll be fine for a few years.

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greta (2019) is out right now and she is v good in it

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It's strange that I often forget that Val Kilmer did portray God In The Prince of Egypt, especially because he did a fine as fuck job in what I would say the best animated movie

What the fuck is wrong with her grabbing her dog by the anus and penis like that. Not only is it unsanitary but it's also extremely inappropriate in a public place, if she wishes to sexually pleasure her dog she should do so in the confines of her private residence, preferably streaming it live.

Turns out buying new tits and new ass won't fix your psychological problems

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Looks like a man

None of them wanted that bitch who played Sarah they all wanted the QTs who played Allison and Helena and they've just dropped off the face of the earth.

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Not with those hips.

>all those ear piercings
yikes

what went so very wrong?

legitimately due to her unwillingness to take advantage of her huge rack, she could get roles as eye candy easily but she won't show it off

what a tubby girl

Was working on Broadway for the last year and doing voice work.

She's been on a TV show for four years(in the last season right now).
Not the best ever show but still decent ongoing work.

Makes me respect her... respect her so much I want to see her naked moreso than usual.

the truk is here

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Doing voice work should be your pocket money not your only movie/TV work

Too many actresses. Too much competition. Thats why so many jump on #metoo. So they stand out of the crowd and some might hire them because he agree with her.
Just like many her would like to see her in more films, because they like her.

Yeah where did that crazy slav go? Someone hire her

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Bad luck mostly. But also not good at marketing herself. She's a pretty girl with massive cans but you wouldn't know it.

its still better than doing video requests for $20 so shes fine not to mention she started as a kid and is still going

she was actually a bit of a rising star at least on TV there for a while, what happened?

She got to the final few considered for Rogue One, but they went with Felicity Jones in the end. Missed out on her big mainstream role.

those brits how do they get these Star Wars roles? hmmm

>Thats why so many jump on #metoo.
They're stupid if they do this. It just tells producers that this person will make trouble later.

Also the reason actors get paid so much is because that is the assumed value-add they provide to marketing the film(or the loss that the movie will have if they drop out, which is probably half of RDJ payday for the MCU movies these days, if he were to quit they'd suffer massively).

If you know that Tom Cruise is in the film you have a higher chance of seeing it than if Bob Chipman was the star because you have positive memories/association with Cruise, the box-office takings from Cruise being in the film justify(to the Hollywood accountants) his salary.

Getting/Staying famous for being "raped" is not going to work long term for securing roles because while people know who you are and yes SOME will come see a movie with you in it because of that most people will just feel sorry for you and not see the movie without any other compelling reason.

Her weight gain is a side effect of the heavy anti-psychotic drugs she was/is taking.
In case you guys don't remember, she had a full-on psychotic break and is seriously mentally ill... Most likely schizophrenic. She's got some serious shit to deal with.
It's not really funny.

busy sitting on my face

She's been packing those this whole time?

lol raped so hard she turned schizo

kys finnshitter

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Jones got it because at the time she had lots of hype around recent acclaimed roles and an Oscar nom

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she looks 14 and 41 at the same time

Rude she's like 14

Hey, isn't that Nikki Blonsky from Hairspray?

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yes, I realise that's very old

Shame

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I want to racemix with this hapa cutie!

haha le funny pedo

Good Sir, I'll have you know that I am neither funny not a pedo.

I always thought she's related to Lindsay lohan

Literally who?

Is there any recent kid actor who actually made it to adulthood as a star and had a good career beyond their big kid role? Seems like the last ones were decades ago now, like Natalie Portman, Bale, etc.

GOD DAMMIT PIERCE

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She'll be making straight to W channel movies for life.

>tfw I will never have a good looking Olsen give me her scarf

fannings

Saoirse Ronan I guess? Not a big mainstream star but gets a lot of acclaimed roles and awards attentions

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Really though? They're in mostly nothing roles

NO FUCKING WAY THAT'S LISA LAMPINELLI

Speaking of, she belongs here too

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he was alright, way better than teenager anakin.

So sad.

NPH

wow slut

I watched how to plan an orgy in a small town for the chance of bobs and vagene but it was actually alright.

He's older than Portman though. Not really recent.

pay nikki belonski to read all her tweets about being nikki belonksis from the movie hairspray

got the one where she slaps plaza's ass but its not even her ass its like right in the fucking middle on her cunt and plaza gives her that weird strokey look like "you just touched my cunt"?

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>LISA LAMPINELLI LOOKS LIKE THAT

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holy shit rat girl was so hot a few years ago.

>ywn get branded by alison mack

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>the eyebrow raise

>Career so dead she paid to have a two second cameo in a film

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The Goose

shame, she's cute

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did he have a big role as a child?

she married one of the guys who directed crank and retired

;_; Fucking fagwars fans man.

holy shit I just realized she's related to the olsen twins

I must be fucking retarded

is that bribri?

so wrong but funny

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This is like a black mirror episode.

>white women

No, Ryry

The name aside, she even looks like them.

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Who is she and in what movie did she star in?

Mickey Mouse club in the time when that was hot shit

between their baby face girl roles and their drug monster faces I kind of forgot what they really look like
but how nice that "the other olsen" is succesful too

I don't know who this is

I mean it's a dead career thread

Post ASS

Mac. Still does the occasional role, still a pretty good actor.

What, Culkin? Literally the poster child for a fucked up kid star?

>””paid””

Jodelle Ferland. Was the little kid in Silent Hill, since then done a lot of bit roles and genre TV.

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Everything has a price.
Everyone has a price.
The number is immaterial, simply knowing that there is a number is enough to let the world fall into corruption.

Looks like she paid for some other things too.

>visible tits and wide hips

Who?

ayy lmao

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...

tranny

Doesn't look like one

Perfectly built for a black guy.

At least she finally did it
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"Built" indeed

i didn't know who she was but i though she looked jewish, so i google her and surprise she was jewish i feel like i have been trained.

BASED

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Is this real? She's never done nudes that I know of

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wolverine reboot?

Do any of them still have a career?

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seems like a certain architect paid a visit

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She's already in an X-Men property

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>cameo.com
>20 dollar for a half assed unprepared video message in her scruffs

Nice

such a sexy part time dyke!

She shouldn't have quit Family Guy.
Seth once had some shitty Sbarro pizza and staged 9/11 to get rid of the Sbarro in tower 2 AND the Sbarro in the Pentagon just to show them how far he would go to get revenge.
He was actually meant to be on the fourth plane to crash that plane into a Burger King in New Jersey where he got an STD from sitting on one of the disabled toilets but got food poisoning from Little Caesars the night before and had to pass which is probably why they fucked up and landed in that field.

I'd definitely pay a hundred bucks for Andy Dick to read out a confession and remorse for Phil Hartman and his wife.

How is one a part time dyke?

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Michelle Trachtenberg? She was popular on this site back in the early days before your time apparently.

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She just went back to the nuthouse yesterday, in fact

Well she enjoys both vag and dick in equal measures

Holy fucking cringe

Good for her

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lol

I knew this dude when I lived in Indiana. When I was in middle school he was in high school and worked at a local Pacsun.

>the zoom in on Elizabeth, totally ignoring the others
>she squees in the limelight
>zoom back out capturing the absolute seethery
based as fuck

WHO'S LAUGHING NOW