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Haters relax because a long break show is always good and lots of funny shit to talk about.

TRUMP LOVERS GET OUT OF THIS THREAD THIS IS FOR BITTER JADED NEW YORKERS ONLY

>the state
Damn I almost forgot about that show.
"My name's Doug and I'm outta heeeea"

Damn, we'll see each other again in the light at some point Capsbro, gone but not forgotten. May you find your homosexual fantasies up there.

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I'M GONNA DIP MY BALLS IN IT

gonna be a good show

If its good, which is rare, then its good. If it's bad then we all make fun of what a trainwreck it is. It's a win/win

YOU KNOW WHAT IM GONNA SAY!!!

>the sketch with the sideways house
>the sketch with the italians going to the zoo
>the sketch with the jew and gay roomates
makes me kek everytime

The first season was revolutionary (for its time) and people kept watching. Kids were raised on it then went to work for the show. It's an institution of broadcast television that will be around long after all of us are gone.

Mr. Show > both

>local news is showing HS girls basketball highlights

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Hm. Mulaney apparently wrote some great jokes on this show, but his sitcom was terrible. Hard to say.

I'd be shocked if the cold open isn't cohen

the episode he hosted last year was pretty good

Predictions:
>Salt about Green Book winning best picture
>Dicksucking Michael Cohen even though he didn't do anything substantial in his testimony
>John Wayne lmao

At least it had Nasim. Hopefully she will have a cameo tonight.

here we go

IS THAT BASED BILL?

Yeah, you're good.

looked like it

>Hard to say
Do you just avoid his stand-up, dumbass?

>John Mulaney
Who?
>Thomas Rhett
Who?

With Mulaney hosting we're probably getting Stefan at Update.

TORN

>Imbruglia

well, Hader's there.

>John Mulaney
Big Mouth
Spider Verse
stand-up comedian

you called it

Hader! Stefan confirmed!

I'm pretty sick of these celebrity cameos, but Bill is fucking amazing

>based bill is here

stefon upcoming

bill has returned. i better see stefan or else this whole episode is a dumpster fire.

unironically dabbed at BASED HADER

reminder that Hader is a top 10 SNL cast member
only behind Murphy, Hartman, Farley,

M$$NEY SPOTTED

agreed

stefan or riot

agreed, also beck bennet is also becoming a contender

NEW YORK'S HOTTEST CLUB IS_________.

No way the goddamn cunt who fucked over Bernie is a senator

just more stories about motorists freezing to death here

This might just me but I notice the brown and females democrats come off pretty good and white male republicans "bad"

Mooney should be hung by his ankles and Mexican children with barbwire wrapped bats should use him as a pinata

MOONEY
IS
FUCKING
MONEY
$$$

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>tfw beta losers are still watching corporate controlled ameritrash.....

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house representative

Melissa has a job for the next two years, at least.

Fuck off weebshit

This is a weird post, his stand up is great and his SNL bits when he worked there were highlights ofen. He just didn't transfer over to a generic sitcom. Thankfuly.

hope he does his catholic church bit

and you still watch anime, i guess we're both losers

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the sitcom was interfered with heavily, according to him

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at least baldwin wasn't in the opener. Always nice to see Hader too. they really don't need Stiller though, i would've liked to see them try someone else out, but they really don't have enough white men.

Haven’t watched a second of this show since probably 2014. How much worse has it gotten? Can it be saved?

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>stand-up based monologue
awesome sauce

Where's Spud Webb and does it have midgets?

This guy’s pronunciation is too good
I just know he thinks he’s smarter than me

fucking finally, been missing this shit

>Painting Cortez in a good light
>not making fun of her at all even though there's tons of material because of how stupid she is.
At least do the psycho eyes

HOLY. CRINGE.

American entertainment.

Ummm only right-wingers can be mocked sweaty, making fun of a Democratic congresswoman is punching down :)

good call user

>woody allen incest joke

how timely

proof of stupidity, please.

I've never seen his stand up, but he's good.

better than some un-self aware celebrity or some singing shit

why do wipipo keep pushing this guy?

they made fun of her being not taken seriously even tho that's what shes been trying to have happen

Read the Green New Deal

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>New in Town
>The Comeback Kid
>Kid Gorgeous at Radio City
check them out

new green deal

Once again, proof of stupidity, please.

new green deal

Can I get a stream?

hes a funny boy, he had a broadway show with nick kroll called Oh Hello worth looking into too

Did he just say "White people won't understand this?"

he's wh*te humour personified

I just gave it to you. If you don’t think that’s conclusive proof she’s a mouth-breathing retard you either haven’t read it carefully or are one yourself

he killed it

new green deal

>based krollshow poster

>a non-binding resolution to get the government actually talking about solutions to climate change is proof of a mouth breathing retard
brain worms

yoursports.stream/live.php?v=nbc

Looks like you don't have one. Figures. Nice replying to you!

>solution to something that has been happening since the Earth existed

>a resolution being non-binding excuses it from containing outrageous, utterly impossible policy prescriptions
Nope.

>Oh Hello
overrated
them hosting the ISA is the only time he had me crying
youtube.com/watch?v=OW0Wt30EeCc

>anything nick kroll outside of the league

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I'd totally stay up all night drinking and snorting coke with John Mulaney. Seems like a cool guy.

>no street smarts bit

Fedex robot, yeah that will work.

youtube.com/watch?v=JObQSYj4Qi8

>turns out he's actually catholic

most jewish-signifying catholic person i've ever seen

>game show sketch
>news sketch
EVERY
FUCKING
WEEK

game show sketch #2,345 incoming

cheers

>the solution to climate change is to outlaw eating meat and force every property owner to retrofit every building

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have you ever seen a jew

I accept your concession retard

based bill da goat gameshow host

he wasn't even funny on that show lol

This is a madTV board thank you.

>creating jobs for americans is a bad thing
lol

even more Hader.

Stefon better show up

>Hader again
He must really be cool with Mulaney

they were writing partners when on snl

>candy that was literally a handout, a division of wealth if you will, to begin with.

does watching seinfeld and curb your enthusiasm count?

bring back "meet your future wife"!

They still work together on Documentary Now if im not mistaken.

holy fuck this is amazing

oh wow, a sequel to a sketch that no one liked in the first place. At least we got Hader, is he a regular cast member again?

I had forgot about that one.

youtube.com/watch?v=MJEAGd1bQuc

>that image
Jesus Christ, it's like some shitty joke SNL would come up with to make fun of Republicans

Cecily is so beautiful I want to get her pregnant

>goddamn
EDGY
D
G
Y

no steffon, we riot

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this is great

>is he a regular cast member again?
Yeah he left the HBO show he won an emmy on to go back to snl

>You're not seeing double
That joke didn't get enough love

>you gotta take jobs away to create them!
Jesus Christ...

People actually watch SNL live instead of just the youtube videos posted minutes afterward?

>those guys dont have wives. I roll with a bunch of problematic bachelors and call it 'the squad'

>I would listen
Didn't Marilyn Manson say that?

I would like to see Melissa fuck a dumb donkey

>charity is a "division of wealth"
oof I knew socialists were stupid, but come on.

This is trippy.

Lmao

>dumb donkey
They couldn't say "dumbass"?

do you think that it isnt? You're a fucking retard

Hader is better than all the current cast members combined

Pretty sure the feds didn’t hold her neighbors at gunpoint and force them to give her candy chief

TRAAAASH. GET EM OFF THE SCREEN. BOOOOOOOOOOO.

>chaos
absolutely based ending

People actually shitpost in threads "you don't care about"

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actually, according to a body collector from Yea Forums, dying in the bathroom would be less messy than somewhere else....

TRAAAASH. GET EM OFF THE SCREEN. BOOOOOOOOOOO.

best episode of the season so far

MEMES GALORE IN STORE BOYS

Are Khalid and DJ Khalid related?

I
D
R
I
S

No way he's better than Kyle bruh

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I can't stand him

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How will idris elba play every character?

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Yeah, pretty much.

the gang's all here. are they doing stephan bros?

Nick should be on SNL with Beck and Kyle..It’s not right..

Are Idris Elba and Melba toast related?

>Okay, sweetie. Hold up this bowl of candy and look sad at the camera so daddy can virtue signal to his neanderthal voter base.
The entire Trump family is mentally ill

>Idris Elba
damn, is there ANYthing he can't play?

Because Mulaney sat in on the writers meetings guaranteed

*DJ Khaled

You already know they will

it would be a waste if they didn't

>Nick
who?

this just highlights how shit the current writers are

They should do a parody of Caught in Providence

>Cellino & Barnes
kek

literally and unironically "No"

>In a unanimous opinion, the California Supreme Court ruled that Alan Dershowitz is "one ugly bastard."

I miss Norm.

Nick from MDE

Is Mulaney even a celebrity? Can't they get him on the SNL cast?

where's Seth?

that'd be great, caprillo is awesome

agreed

>it's a mulaney writes every sketch episode

based

>Jussie

Ha.

>that audience reaction to Jussie
BASED

His delivery is impeccable

That’s the problem..I watched their videos on YouTube, they were all in a sketch group together.

Beck and Kyle got into SNL and Nick got a writer position then got fired. They split up the best sketch comedy group in the last 10 years. They were developing a show for Comedy Central too.

Even their cameraman Dave got a production job on SNL. They ditched Nick.

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I wonder if Cellino and Barnes paid for this gag

G
A
S
P
S

>I'm just too turned on
That'll be enough for me to get off

>Chad

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

anyone got janine pirro rule 34??

IT'S A NEW YAWK THANG

hehe slit

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This is dumb, but its also funny. So its probably not from Mooney.

>They split up
Lorne didn't do shit. Don't blame him because Beck and Kyle wanted mainstream attention instead of slogging it out on cable like the Workaholics fags

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FERGUSON

but mooney is money though

Yeah, as in "pay me money and I'll pretend he's funny".

Yo i know all of you don't have cable/satellite, how would you watch SNL live for free?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

dis nigga still alive?

>fat nigress stares straight at camera
shiggy diggy

i stream it illegally

Where the hell did all the ni**ers come from?

lmao

Did they finally kick leslie off the show?

They would’ve had the creative freedom on Comedy Central that they don’t have on SNL.

lazy fucking n*ggerr

>shoot them dice
askldjasldjal

Fuck, spoke too soon.

there's your answer

>howard
HA

God damn it

That was terrible

This episode is really good by SNL standards so far

Do you know how to read

Beyonce was exposed as a devil worshipper and nobody cared
Where was PETA and ASPCA?

I kept waiting for the joke to come

>he can't afford cable

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Like I said, blame the people who chose mingling with celebrities and broadcast airtime over making a sketch show that probably would've had 3/4th of a million viewers

>We've gone this long without a performance or Weekend Update

what the fuck

episode of the season, every sketch has hit

WHO'S /COUNTRY/ HERE?!?

holy shit we haven't even gotten the musical guest yet?

this episode has been pretty good so far

I just don’t understand why someone would choose being censored over being able to be fulfilled as a writer/performer. SNL seems so soulcrushing.

first musical performance isn't until 40-50 mins in, newfag

mute

Mulaney just wanted to show that black people don't have to be sterotypes
a true ally

>devil worshipper
>a bad thing
pick one

Bigger audience.

It feels much longer than usual

Thanks, bro

My dad just did a 360 and walked out the door

I like 50's country

this is awful, don't know if you can even call this country

Country is the patrician genre, pleb

Live playback

because it's the platform for launching careers of many of the biggest stars of the last 40 years?

would anyone actually miss if the cut the musical acts?

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Why the fuck is a country artist using the same drum beat Max Martin used 10 years ago?

What’s the point if you’re being forced to do a sanitized version of your comedy?

And in a week too. You’re never gonna make your funniest stuff if you’re only given a week to come out with each sketch.

this is not even close to country imo, pop as fuck

god bless trump
god bless America
let fredom reign

They chose their career over their friend.

Are you the devil worshipper from /ptg/?

Because entertainment business is more than just being funny and doing what you want, it's a lot about who you know and SNL is
undisputedly the best place to get those connections with a large number of people

he came with them and got fired because he was a retard

That joke will never land. Not even in your imagination.

HERE WE GO WITH STEFON! GIVE SNL YOUR ENERGY! \O/

You can still get somewhere in the entertainment industry without going to SNL. Look at Dave Chappelle.

\O/

>the cast, writers, and crowd believe this shit
I miss Norm

Micahel Che = black man

I've given you multiple reasons that these fags are just repeating
if you give two options to the average person: one being creating your own unique voice at the expense of mass appeal, the other being hired on the most iconic American sketch comedy show of the last half-century, which has launched numerous careers both in the public eye and behind the scenes, most people will choose the latter

>god bless trump
>god bless America
>let fredom reign

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Michael Che ≠ based

How did he get fired?

He named the Jew

stefon or riot

>this shit instead of Stefon

Remember there are people here who watched that CPAC footage and said "wow this is totally something that I take seriously, why is the liberal media making fun of it

Bring back Dyke and Fats

how old is the raw meat. Doesn't look cold.

You're saying Che isn't based? Because he's purty darn funneh

His contract was just not picked up again after the first year.

why is meat funny?

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Reminder that these people are allowed to vote, drive cars, and raise offspring

Name one character besides Hader that got to write for south park.

Oh wait there is none. He's that fucking good

in which sketch? or did he march down the hallway yelling K*KES ON SPIKES

clearly that shit isn't so fresh

In the crap seasons.

It’s just sad that they went from being so funny and unique to doing the same sanitized comedy that normies eat up.

What is this meat bit?

>he says, while AOC comes after Trump's insurance fraud

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I remember when performers tried not to laugh

I didn't get the R. Kelly joke...

But trumps so based :(
Hes standing up to the libtards
Y...yy..your just triggered
Wait till the donald see's this

Writing for some 2-bit satire means you're funnier Chris Farley?

>Bryce Harpshit
>Philthies

i dont see stefon.....

>no Stefan

WE WERE ROBBED!

>crab legs
sup, Yea Forums

>no stefon

why

That joke was like a Norm joke (the one about the guy being released from prison). Too bad the delivery wasn't nearly as funny. Colin would've done the joke better

NO STEFON

TIME TO RIOT

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TWO JUSSIE JOKES

>What he misses most is MURDERING
Lmao, that was a Norm joke right there

No stefon?!??????

cause he was banging the underage people

Worst WU of the season.

Maybe a stefon sketch?

What a waste

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He's a pedo. That's the joke.

no Seth, bruhs

HOL UP
SO YOU BE SAYIN...
AIN'T NO STEFON?

>TWO JUSSIE JOKES
4 so far this show
>when pol spent weeks saying how SNL would never make fun of him now they are backpedaling
why are the people who post there the biggest fucking retards

which the liberal media would have you believe is wrong

Or SO THE GERMANS would have you believe.

He did it with Che and Colin one time

He married Aaliyah when she was 15
Alimony is what you have to pay to your spouse when you get divorced
Unpaid child support = Alimony

except it would have been a lot funnier coming from Norm

Hebe desu. Nothing wrong with that

'cause a very liberal show didn't just make a joke about it

>banging kids triggers the leftists

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Now Norm is slime on The Orville.

LOBSTER SKETCH ALL OVER AGAIN

Lol bodega bathrooms

when did pete get a face tat?

Is Cecily pregnant?

based

looks like mulaney got another old sketch that he wrote on the air.

Melissa has the cutest smile

I knew it was gonna go into Little Shop of Horrors

>i told you guys it was fucking funny and now that im the belle of the ball ill have this fucking song

I want to ____ those roaches

This is actually really funny

the surrealism of this sketch is beautiful

BLERGH

HIS FUCKING BOWTIE FELL OFF

I love all of this

That toilet needs eyes

>that rat

Oh wow.

BASED

FUCK PENNSYLVANIA
FUCK INDIANA
AND FUCK OHIO

Why are these states, out of all fucking 50 of them, the most narcissistic and state-nationalist? Theres LITERALLY NOTHING for them to be proud of. Nothing goes on there. So why the hell do the posters from these states always shitpost so hard that they put balkan niggers to shame? I would be complaining if it were a state like Texas or California, but these three states are so irrelevant but so proud of themselves I'm just dumbfounded.

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PUDDI
PUDDI

That was actually a good sketch on SNL. Wow.

just wow.

YOU ALL ARE SINGING, CUZ WE'RE IN THE AISLE!
EVEN THE BAD GUY IS SINGING ALONG!

Stefon is about to have his own sketch tonight. Mark my words.

Seething

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best episode since hader hosted

That's not how Stefon works

NEW THREAD

That should've been the last sketch

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Retard weeaboo hick, kill yourself.

MARK THEM WORDS, user.

>starting a new thread with 15 minutes left

How new are you? At least use the official second thread image

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Stefon had his own sketch before, you know.

>15 mins left
What's the point, retard?

This sketch... uhhhh

It's a variety show

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