Dune

I would rather have micheal cera instead of that chalamet faggot

casting is pretty decent so far

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I don't recall Paul Atreides being described as a pozzed faggot.

>chani with the widest nose of the cast
Lol better not be a rumor, otherwise not gonna watch

Reminder that the title "Dune" is being used to hide the fact that this is the cast for the live action Evangelion adaption.

i guess i'll have to read dune

This butthurt is going to be ongoing until the film comes out isn't it

it's extremely good. And although the writing and story quality declines in the series' later books, the philosophy is legit and important (the idea of the "golden path")

he's perfect for 15yrs old Paul
>micheal cera
at least timothée doesn't have a punchable face

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i see a shit skin
i see that wierd rasslin mongrel
i see another shit skin

nah ya know im cool. i always liked the other one anyways, just wish it was longer. this one can fuck off in my asshole

big if true

This, knock on wood, has the potential be the next Lord of the Rings level, but sci-fi. You never want to be too hopeful but damn I want this to be something special

This cast looks like a fucking joke. Muadib was pretty but not a little bitch boy. Honestly I'd rather have latino Muadib with Oscar Isaac than have bitch boy play him.

And you're gonna keep on being butthurt for your butt buddy twink Shamalay?

Not a fan of a fag playing Paul

>zendaya
why the fuck do they do this

I only dont like paul and zendaya, fucking awful casting there.

Not a fan of MuttJ as Chani and getting pretty fucking sick of her getting pushed onto us. Zendaya is not a good actor and she looks like she smells like cat piss.

Pretty sure that casting is not confirmed yet

>oliver isaac
no

>All white cast

WEEEEEW I love the Quebecois

Isabella Boner Moaner would have been an infinitely better casting choice for Chani

horrible choices

why is the kiddy molesting devil worshipper bottom right going to be in it?

What did he take time off from the Caballah eating children to do another movie?

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he looks like a woman

suck it

what is wrong with bottom left nose? Look at the middle how it points down like a demon. Is that some kind of nose job gone wrong or is that real? Ive never seen anything like it in real life!!!!

hi incel

Dune is fucking garbage. The inner monologues and dialogue are absolutely abhorrent. World building is nice, but there are absolutely no relateable, likeable or even interesting characters. I never understood why it received the acclaim it did.

cant rite nao
still cornholin ur mum

>GoT people
>Chloe Bennett
>Dev Patel
>Sasha Lane

Cringe.

The original movie was so bizarre i had to like it.

there's only two / three white guys so hey it's pretty diverse

i am talking about the book

My boy Bautista is in it? Certified kino

>bizarre
what was so bizarre about it
ordinary sci fi movie

you dont get it because youre a fucking retard

is this a reboot of Dune? Continuation? What am I looking at here?

I doubt it can be rebooted, even the original had flaws, biggest being that we have yet to see the actual directors cut which is what 4 or 5 hours long the one he screened in mexico the execs didnt like because it was too long.

RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERE ARE THE BLACKS

Based Denis

theres nothing to get, hardly a complicated book, its just shit

The problem with Dune is that it is basically two stories thrown together. The first is about feuding aristocratic families in space and involves Baron Harkonnen's plot with the Emperor to trap House Atreides on the planet not-oil rich planet Dune and kill them all since they are rivals with a vendetta. This goes on for about a third of the book but feels a lot longer because there are so many characters and they spend a lot of time trying to outmanuever one another. Part two is longer but more straightforward and involves the survivors of that intrigue assimilating into the hostile indigenous population to lead an intergalatic jihadist revolt against the Harkonnens and the emperor fueled by psychadelic drugs.

Supposedly Kinoneuve wants to do two Dune movies so hopefully that is the plan because these two arcs won't flow well if one of them is rushed through. In my opinion Lynch did a great job with part one but part two feels like it was fast forwarded. Paul spends like twenty minutes of screentime with the Fremen before becoming space caliph.

>zendaya
why?
everyone else is good but she's just a meme "actress"

really don't like this cast
all of them have been shit actors elsewhere

>Stilgar

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That list is a cry for help, the only answer is for you to neck yourself

Additionally, given how much normies love GoT it shouldn't be a hard sell to market part one as if it were GoT in space. If that does well part two will be made and might even get a higher budget to do worm battles, dust storms, and nuclear explosions.

are you blind zendaya is there

>Supposedly Kinoneuve wants to do two Dune movies so hopefully that is the plan because these two arcs won't flow well if one of them is rushed through. In my opinion Lynch did a great job with part one but part two feels like it was fast forwarded. Paul spends like twenty minutes of screentime with the Fremen before becoming space caliph.
I don't like this cast so far but if Villeneuve does actually split it into two I'll go and see it just because I want to see how well fleshed out the world before the Harkonnens reoccupying Arrakis and destroying the Atreides would be

Except for the niggress it's shaping up to be quite the kino.

I'll need you to provide character names for the cast, I'm having trouble. It's been a while since I read the books and I never got beyond the second one.
>Ferguson as Lady Jessica
Top tier, she's just fucking gorgeous
>Zendaya as Chani
Could work
>Paul is a skinny faggot
Not really sold on that, I never really thought about it though. I wouldn't want him to be a roided up superhero tier dude, but I remember him as constantly training physically in addition to mentally. He'll need to be in great shape and bring physicality to the role, but not have too much mass.

>I don't like this cast so far
who and why user? Im not familiar enough to know. I really dont get what role Selena Gomez would play unless I guess she is the desert woman I would imagine, but she is too soft to me at least to be seen as some kind of survivor like that.

Where is Goose?

this desu

everything he makes seems to be gold

Genuinely awful casting. If this is going to be a series then duncans actor is the most important. Also paul looks like a faggot cunt. I pray this flops and they stop adapting books.

>Momoa as Duncan
BASED

i thoguht it was a movie?

What's the point of making only one Dune? Theyre obviously looking to make it something like SW.

>Theyre obviously looking to make it something like SW.
SW had Lucas though not a boardroom of execs.... I dont think that works building universes or at least it never has before I think right?

They've got literally over a dozen books in the series to turn into films. There's a prequel series, the frank Dune series (first half),his sons Dune series (second half) and his sons filler books that take place between the mainline series. The only way execs can fuck this is if they changed the genders or the characters race, like adding asians or more than a handful token blacks.

My dick is completely ready

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haha

no

everything except 2049. but yeah hes pretty good

so he already has that dune suit I see, well played my friend, well played!

What is the obsession people have with Chiewtal Ejerhowhatever?

he's a good actor

you are correct. Dune is impossible to put on the big screen as well as it was in the book.

who would you cast for Stilgar? Not being confrontational, just curious.

will Kyle MacLachlan get a role

so was a sequel to Blade Runner

2049 was shit. but not because a sequel wouldnt work.

nah it was a masterpiece but alright m8

Will they ever get to God Emperor of Dune? I don't think so. They'll Narnia that shit so fast.

Anyone?

He is just boring.

>it was a masterpiece
jesus christ user...

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What is Dune? Is it a book? A graphic novel?

Why aren't the previous movies (tv show?) considered Kino?

Would Jorodowski's Dune have been good?

I have a bad feeling. Yep its gonns suck.

Retards will say it's boring but people who know will like it.

>stupid faggy twink with weird and ugly jawline
>spic
>microcephalic wrestler
>stupid la creatura from spider man
>stupid spic from shitty flick for ugly autists
>momoa
on other hand
>based and beautiful rebecca
>based stellan
>based brolin

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Ive never read dune but would it better served as a tv series or will a movie accomplish the goal of conveying it

>jason mimosa
>that kid who looks like the school shooting guy
why though?

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this. zendaya and momoa will ruin this film with their complete lack of acting skills

>at least timothée doesn't have a punchable face
I'd punch another part of his body

where?

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Gleeson and Murphy are the only good ones

fuck momoa i hope he dies off quickly

>i hope he dies off quickly
so does every child he has been alone with

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>lets cast every a/b list actor from television in all the roles
Shit

Literally about as reddit as a movie could possibly get.

a book
no
no

I want my money back for that boring pile of horseshit that is br2049.

who's playing feyd-rautha, shaddam and irulan? any news on that? they probably won't appear in the first movie anyway, but it'd be good to know

Becca Ferguson playing Mommy Jessica means it's a confirmed kino

who's the goblina playing

eeh Denis is a new hack director Nolan, Both are shitty very overrated

Shaddam is Idris Elba and Irulan is Amandla Stenberg

Zendaya as Chani, not Sasha Lane.

bautista as rabban and skarsgard as the baron are both top-tier choices
bardem for stilgar is too young i think, the opposite for brolin as halleck
fuck zendaya, she's an uggo, #notmychani
ferguson is hot, reverend mommy confirmed

in TV series form, probably. legendary bought the movie AND tv rights for the entire dune series. draw your own conclusions from that.

>Zendaya
lol that's the creatura's name? I just looked her up and her last name is fucking coleman lmao. must have dropped that shit because it doesn't sound nigger enough

>jag sbarro guy
>little glasses guy from bladerunner
>khal drogo
>that robot arm guy from deadpool
>star wars faggot dude
bros this is shaping up to be the greatest kino of our generation

this actually looks really good so far
I'm slightly optimistic after BR2049

they gonna blackwash my Chani?

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>One life size official Dune® Muaddib silicone doll, please.

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>stillsuit without face covering or cloak
Fucking useless.

what's the purpose of a stillsuit?

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Catching all expelled body water.
Secondary purpose is to produce an intense musk of sweat.

weirdly hot desu

>Autistsa
Yea it's sounds good

>that brown woman??? in the middle
Is that the famous American mutt I've heard so much about?

Jeez, it's foul. How do you Americans deal with those creatures freely walkin' around?

>Hafþór Júlíus
I love the guy, he's pretty based but let's not

That's why you're supposed to adapt it. If you want a literal copy paste of the books then watch Stephen King's movies. They're hot garbage. Movies is its own medium with its own standards. Villeneuve is an apex kinomaker. He is here to put his mark, not to copy paste a book.

Why are people responding to this as if it's the official cast list?

>netflix tard cast

Litany Against Bad Movies:

Please don't ruin my favorite book a second time.
Please don't ruin my favorite book a second time.
Please don't ruin my favorite book a second time.

wtf how is he still acting

Okay, I never read nor seen Dune. What is the premise of the story?

you could google it y'know

advanced society, tens of thousands of years into the future, mankind has spread throughout the galaxy, there is faster than light travel. mankind has rejected computers and other thinking machines about 10k years ago in an event known as the Butlerian jihad and has since been cultivating their own minds and its abilities. because of this the most important substance in the universe is something known as "spice", that increases their thinking capabilities, extends the lifespan and grants limited prescience. the only place where it can be mind is the desert planet Arrakis, otherwise known as the eponymous Dune. the galaxy is rulled by a Paddishah Emperor, with their government having a structure similar to the Holy Roman Empire. the main characters are members and retainers of a Great House of Atreides, who are feuding with the Harkonnens, their mortal enemies (think Starks and Lannisters or shit like that). Dune was previously controlled by Harkonnens, but now the emperor has for some reason decided to bestow it on the Duke Leto (head of the Atreides). rumour has it the emperor's threatened by him and thinks he might challenge him for the throne. Leto knows this position is most likely a trap, but the planet is literally priceless and he cannot refuse the position. once they get there the intrigue begins. members of the house include his son Paul, the main protagonist, his wife Jessica, who is a Benne Gesserit (an organisation that trains women to be worthy consorts, among other things, their true goals are shrouded in mystery), his Mentat Thufir Hawat (a Mentat is a human supercomputer, someone who's cultivated his brain's abilities to the maximum through training and spice consumption, they act as the strategists/planners/right hand men to the nobles), the fighters Gurney Halleck and Duncan Idaho and so on. it's a book of epic proportions, i am reading it at the moment and enjoying it throughly.

That mutt goblina hasn't been confirmed yet, faggot. Quit trying to meme it into happening.

Jesus Christ that picrelated is horrible

>Gleeson as the Baron
This is inspired, the rest of your list is shit.