/ABAG/ Alita: Battle Angel General #83

>Have you seen my movie yet, user?
>Ah! We should go!

This is thread is for discussion of Alita: Battle Angel.

Trailers
youtube.com/watch?v=mkZsFiVQQsk
youtube.com/watch?v=w7pYhpJaJW8

Rotten Tomatoes - Critics 60% Audience 94%
rottentomatoes.com/m/alita_battle_angel
IMDB - 7.6/10
imdb.com/title/tt0437086/

Production Cost and Box Office Sales Numbers
boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=alita.htm

Previous Thread:

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It seems dumbed down without the creepy smiles and anime hair that all of the characters have in the manga.

This general is the most obvious shilling i have ever seen. The state of it

>you've seen my movie how many times, user?!

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You made alita proud by watching her movie.

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5.

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another comfy /ABAG/ general

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NIGGERS

If it was shilling, there would be many threads instead of a general to contain Alitaposting.

The eyes do look fine in motion but make every piece of advertisement looks corny as fuck. Should have used the chinese posters everywhere too

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I’m heading back to the theater in 10 minutes to liberate our precious angel from that manface jawline of terror
Wish me luck

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Could imagine shilling for a white knight about a character you will never cuddle?

We really want a sequel

Which one of you are shilling this movie on Yea Forums?

Good luck user.

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godspeed
report back with your results

so well coordinated shilling?

It's seriously annoying.

then beg your jew bosses to take more risk instead of begging neets that torrent everything to watch it

the comfiest threads out

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about Alita, you little worm? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the tranny-discord, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids from reddit, and I have over 3000 confirmed shitposts. I am trained in sweety-warfare and I’m the top bumper in the entire /ABAG/ thread. You are nothing to me but another softbody. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen on this board, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over Yea Forums? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of shills across India and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, worm. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your post. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can bump threads in over seven hundred ways, and that’s with only my reddit images. Not only am I extensively trained in textual combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of WB marketing department and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable posts off the thread, you little shit. If only you could have known what ungodly retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking keyboard. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re reaping the goddamn rewards, you goddamn idiot. I will Alita-post all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, ‘patrician’.

I've only been able to afford to see it twice. I wish I could go everyday. I'm sorry if I let Alita down. :(

OP here.

Eight (8)!

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2 and I wont go again because I'm poor.

just twice, but hopefully going again next week. I need a sequel, so I have to do my part.

That was indeed the real fucking deal. I've been healed by Arita today, friends, and now I need more.

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>#83
Has Yea Forums pretended a movie is a godsend this much before?

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Doing gods work. post pics after

Good luck, user. A real human bean and a real hero

how do you fuckers have so many generals of this shitty movie. it's almost as sad as /vg/ being on their 3614th general

I'm going in a few minutes to watch it in imax

Could imagine

You can talk about live action adaptations on Yea Forums. Making a thread isn't "shilling". Calm down shizoid sperg.

I have a job.
I have a business.
Hobby.
Instead of doing something, I read two Alita general threads on two imageboards.
And I try to convince myself not to go to the cinema every day.
I was sure it was too old for such shit.
I was not even going to watch Alita.
Friends called me, I didn’t want to go yet.
And it turned out that something long forgotten is still alive inside.

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Seriously annoying

Whoever is doing that is wasting his time. Some will probably watch it but the thing will never be discussed there.
Have anyone tried shilling in /m/? Those boomers probably eat it up

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Half of the reason why I keep posting in these threads is for posts like these.

2/10 for the effort. Fairly weak otherwise.

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>shilling for a white knight about a character you will never cuddle
All human literature in its history?
Or will some Chivalric romance suit you?

I chuckled desu

Where is the other general?

based and alitapilled

>L I V I N I N G I N Y O U R H E A D R E N T F R E E

True. Nu-Yea Forums is 90% underage zoomers and unironic redditors.

...

I got a couple friends agree to go with me tomorrow but I have a feeling they’re going to cancel. They’re already complaining about a snowstorm

On russian imageboard.

Imagine being so cynical you think if there are people on Yea Forums who like something it must be because they're being paid to say they do.

Even if I was paid to post anonymous opinions on a Javanese sewing forum, I would spend my free time posting about Alita because I love her.

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Kishiro's art has been getting worse ever since LO

ALITA IS LOVE, ALITA IS LIFE

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>posts a link to a false flag thread with 12 shitposts as if it proves anything
take your meds

THANK YOU, user!

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ANOTHER JAMES CAMERON JOINT

Do not pay attention to the troll.

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link?

I've tried /pol/ a few times and most are literal retards that started autistically screeching about jews.

You are a true knight.

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Atilla is a nigger and so are you

>all the tasteless shitskin twitter/facebook and Yea Forums alita tourists posting like they're posting here
lmao

Alita is love. Alita is life

Yea Forums has zero OC now. Mods got worse and the board is boring as fuck, threads are always the same shit. I blame DBS and ironic steamfaggots.

I know the feeling. I had the whole weekend ahead of me driving home from work yesterday morning when I decided to throw on the OST and now all I want to do is go see it again.

I told myself I'd never fall for this shit again after the last time, but here my sorry ass is.

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>spam
>spam

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Internet as a whole is boring.

>last time
My last time for the movie was the Fifth Element.
I can not believe that in 2019 something could pierce my indifference.

Do they have internet?

2real

Up to 15 or 16, plus pic related so excited. No I’m not sick I just don’t want to see anything else in the theaters until Alita is out of them.

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Wait a sec I thought that chan was an Asian one.

What I would give for that giant alita ad.

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I thought BR2049 was the end of the line for me. I spent money on tickets for that movie as if it really were the last movie I would ever see in theaters. Something impossible like that gets made once in a century.

Then Alita comes in and changes all the rules. Everything is different now.

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I love Alitas theme so much even though it kind of reminds me of Romeo and Juliet
m.youtube.com/watch?v=WCmUWNUzaqo

thanks. i will dump links and pics back here. i'll start with this. its a 17 minute russian news vid on Alita
youtube.com/watch?v=KoKq611RZ5A

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that's .net

Watching Blade Runner 2049 in theaters was pure addiction. With the soundtrack cranked up and the bass cranked up too, I pretty much was re watching it in theaters JUST to hear the soundtrack again.

8 times, I’m sorry I can’t make 99 please forgive. Bless JC, RR, Rosa and the Omnissiah for your machine body.

You know the, the origin reveal in Last Order was kinda good, but no way they can adapt that into film. Also, they vampire thing was kinda dumb, it would fit much better if they were the first androids.

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user someone in Tucson will take your ticket.

I’m gonna have to check BR out. Do you need to see the original first?

I hope not.

How are some of you guys watching the movie so many times? I have amc a-list and I've seen it twice and I already feel satiated

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>artbook is on a month long back order
Goddamnit, I should have ordered ealier, but I needed to get paid first. How does it take a month to print some more books?

she looks especially beautiful here

I just can't stop.
This is all biochemistry.

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>tfw missed BR2049 on theaters

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THIS IS NOW THE ATTILA BATTLE-GENERAL GENERAL

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Yeah I’ve seen this pic posted here before. But that user has my back through the power of love that is alita.

Glad I saw BR2049, Alita (twice so far), Mad Max, and Dredd in theaters. I should have done BR2049 in IMAX.

What scene is this pic. The end?

he's so cute, I can't wait to take my girlfriend and family to see him again!
>tfw healed by attila

I missed 2049 in movie theaters.
I regret it every day.
But his advertising campaign was not even bad, it was missing.
Although this is no excuse for me.

I went to a bunch of different theaters. I was always curious to see how different cinema technologies compared with each other, like Dolby Cinema or laser projection, and Alita was perfect for it.

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fucking kek

As someone that has only watched the original once, a decade ago, not at all. It stood perfectly fine on its own.

Are those all from different theaters? Do a theater ranking.

Alita is cute!

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>mfw got to see joi's holo pusy in glorious imax

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>when you haven't seen her movie yet

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Same boat as you guys. Saw BR a bunch of times. Also saw spiderverse seven times but that’s not a lot compared to BR and now alita. I usually only do this for a movie every one or two years, even longer in between.

Just got back from seeing it, kinda wish I saw it in a bigger theater because it was a really pretty film.

I think they balanced the movie out quite well with such elaborate action scenes broken up and escalating until the big pay off. I thought Alita was perfect, she was super warm and cute.

The one part that was kind of hilariously bad yet semi acceptable was Christoph Waltz lugging around that rocket-pickaxe. I couldn't take him seriously as a Hunter.

Would see the sequel, for sure.

Same. Feels bad man.

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That rat looks like a really big dong.

I won't stand by in the face of Romans!

I'm mildly pissed Alita only got a blown up cardboard poster and not a huge awesome standee. But it does mean you could frame it and hang it up.

that was a really good idea

>we ripped people apart. Like you.

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this movie cured my ED

I don't know what else you expected from pol desu senpai

I won't stand by in the presence of Romans!

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I saw BR multiple times as well. Funnily enough that movie changed my outlook on life. Began looking for another job, a better one, after the first viewing alone. A year later and I'm literally making double somewhere I"m happy at. This all after being resigned to my fate.

Now with alita I want a taste of what I saw on screen IRL and it's making me rethink about getting a gf for once. It may not be close to alita but maybe it will be a change for the better.

No waifu no laifu.

Destroy heresy.

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>how
They didn't expect to sell a lot, probably because they weren't expecting Alita to be as popular, and stock ran out when they were proved wrong on both accounts.

I loved your work in conquering China Attila!

I had to drive about 600 miles to do it, but I had fun.

That part was awesome and shows that RR and JC understand the spirit of anime

saw it three times in theaters. Once with my brother, once with my dad and a final time all to myself.

I have a strong urge to see Alita again. I might try to find a big screen this time.

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Mirror Mirror on the wall

What's the cutest alita scene of them all?

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Her reaction to Ido showing up at the bar was too cute for words.

I can get behind that sentiment.

I must say, the costume design was quite exquisite as well. Zapan's shoulder cape and Alita's wardrobe stood out in particular, but it was all really good.

Chocolate for me

how do I set subs in English?

Alita looks at the sleeping Hugo.

Alita fans don't deserve to live alone.

When she cries. Makes me feel.

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her meeting uggo for the first time and showing him her hands. that is pure, unadulterated first crush level reactions. not even the best escort in the world can give you what she gave hugo in that scene

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the scene where she sits on the window looking at hugo sleeping

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>heart scene pulling the lead

can't say i'm surprised ;_;

why cant I have an innocent Alita gf bros?
Could I find one in some latino neighborhood catholic church?

holy fuck, u srs bro? what country?

You posted it. That entire scene is so wonderful and warm, and it makes me feel like I'm wrapped up in a blanket. It's absolutely perfect.

Cute AF in her first fight too, when she's freaking out after laying out whatever the fuck his name was and then after chasing away Grewishka.

Can Russians relate to Alita the best, or South Americans?

in this and in the end when shes hanging off the wire to Zalem she kinda looks like a younger cuter anne hathaway

>orange + chocolate scenes
>on the bed hugging her mushroom man pillow
>her face when Zapan puts his arm around her in the bar scene

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literally that shit was cute as hell

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I still have an unreasonable love for this entire 20 minute block of film

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her looking down at the ground when she first meets hugo is my personal favorite, but her awakening scene is pure fucking distilled kino

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>her face when Zapan puts his arm around her in the bar scene

I think that was more triggering to people than anything the trolls and mouseshills could ever say

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this this this, I'm surprised it's not mentioned more often.

>that part where she knocks that last guy out before looking like a child that got caught stealing candy

I feel like the only one who ever mentions that scene. That pure adrenaline/slightly crazed expression is so perfect.

But I didn't. I really wish I had, but I don't have anyone to go with now

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this one
i.imgur.com/RLH7hNl.jpg

s-she just is enjoying the calm before the imminent ass beating right bros?

>I'll keep you company user, you don't need anyone else

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Kek

Discord Trannies

5 times now

I noticed on rewatch Ido wasn't just being cute wondering what Alita dreamed about, she briefly has REM twitches while they're rebuilding her.

Got what I think is a new to abag webm here. Its the sword raise at the end of the movie with plasma. The original in higher rez mp4 is on the russian site shown above. Bunch of other cool mp4s too.

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>tfw you realize just how many good scenes this movie had
>movie didn't even have a proper run with captain fungus upcoming

it's not fucking fair guys. it's just not fucking fair. alita didn't even have a chance.

What did alita mean by this face?

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Alita cuddling with Ido after getting her berserk body

>did i do that

The heart scene. Anyone that says otherwise is delusional.

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Seeing it in 30 minutes in 3D with my sister

>I don't know what I'm doing but I know I can still kick your ass

and by the way all, her awakening scene mirrors a baby's growth from sleeping slug into someone with a basic self-identity as marked by her looking at her mirror and seeing her own naked body. (her body, given to her by her dad, which she will eventually rebel against as she gains her own sense of identity as a hunter warrior shown metaphorically in the movie as a literally different body)
also the dog blood is menstruation and grewishkas lengthening grindcutters were penis shaped.
i'll type up something longer for you guys in a future general cus theres a bunch of shit like this in the movie as other anons have brought up before.

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for the first time? post sisters reaction when youre done.

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nigga this is some tumblr shit

>also the dog blood is menstruation and grewishkas lengthening grindcutters were penis shaped.

sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

>i.imgur.com/RLH7hNl.jpg
I know PG-13 is allowed 1 F-bomb but this one caught me off guard

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Here's your Alita, bro

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For everyone despairing over the prospects of a sequel or the movie's run, there's two important points to remember. Firstly, don't give up hope. Box office isn't what it used to be when it comes to long term plans.

Secondly and more importantly remember that this film really should never have been made. It took 20 years to happen. We shouldn't have been lucky enough to have been alive to have seen this movie. Three weeks ago I didn't give a single shit about most things. Life hit a wall and I didn't see a way out. But finding this movie by chance, and shitposting with everyone in this general was just the slight push back on track that I needed.

You can't lose if you've already won. And no matter what happens, we won. Stay comfy

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Why only one?

Can someone post the screencap of Alita eating chocolate?

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no its cameron beign an autist and writing a story that manages to include hero's journey stuff, the psychological growth stages of a girl in particular, religious symbolism like in the final church hugo scene. cameron knows his shit and its obvious every line was prepared by him for a long time.

Will this general still be up when the incoming Captain Marvel film drops and inevitably floods this board?

Yes

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Thank you for the words brother. I will continue posting in the alita generals until the bitter end but as you said. We have won immensely for we have been healed(tm) by Alita.

Melting to Ido in the Motorball locker room indirectly confessing she has a bf and when he made her custom roller feet. I think this is the last scene she's completely happy as a "grown up" Berserker cyborg before the revenge arc starts unfolding.

>all of these basement dwelling alt-right incels now want a latinx bot gf
>still love Trump and want to kick out all the brown people

that's gonna be a yikes from me dawg

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When CM dropps I will be there to make sure Alita isn't forgotten ;_;

>grewishkas lengthening grindcutters were penis shaped

my dude, I think you watched the wrong version of this movie

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how did i forget this
this lit up my day

too cute

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the oranges

What did he mean by this?

Peruvians are honorary at this point for giving us Moner and Rosa. Rest of you spics can fuck off tho :^)

nobody wants to kick out the brown people, just the illegals
nice bait btw

Pure shock. Really can’t give Rosa enough credit, her expressions are just so fucking good

uhh, illegals arent all brown you fucking racist

Nova revealed as Edward Norton was a legitimately nice surprise. I kept looking at him saying to myself "I know this dude..." and sure enough, there he was.

Add a santa hat and snow/ice on the windows and it'd be a perfect Christmas photo.

Geez that's kind of depressing.

You rub a magic lamp and this genie offers you an Alita gf. However, you must give up your eyesight.

Do you accept?

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You know you can be left and still enjoy the stupid shit people say here and yes, you can actually enjoy a movie other people do too

Where can i get a 3d gf like Alita?

I'm a spic and I even want to kick other spics from my country.

i'm an artist, so big no

>can a human love a cyborg?
>Why, does this cyborg love a human?

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post yfw healed by Alita

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Ah! Get away from me!

I'll just get cybernetic eyes.

Pros
>Alita
>Ido
>Zapan
>Vector
>action scenes
>CG/aesthetics
>cute alita doing cute things

Cons
>cringe dialog
>too much shit crammed into a single movie
>that in turn ruins the romance completely
>romance further crushed by miscast hugo
>no R rating that hamstrings the action when the action is basically the only actually great thing in the movie
>tried to be too faithful in too many details that actively ruin what could have been good scenes, mostly dialog/henchmen shit like "little flea" and evil laughter like it's a fucking saturday morning cartoon count chocula

It's a damn shame, it could have been pretty good.

Agree...

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In addition to this I'd be more worried about Alita's sequel prospects if Edge of Tomorrow, of all things, didn't already have a sequel in production.

Assuming Cameron also doesn't pull a Shyamalan and breaks his Avatar(s) piggybank if post-DVD/BD numbers are still not enough.

my sides

Yes. We must forge onward past #100. The Disney shills and Alita doomposters are counting on /abag/ to die at #100. At the rate /abag/ is going (about 6 threads a day) #100 will fall around Tuesday probably. Come Wednesday MCU shills will storm the board in hopes of pushing CM. /abag/ needs to run strong straight into the bastards. The /abag/ is literally a middle finger at Disney and its CM shitty movie. It needs to stay up as long as possible because of this and because Alita a cute.

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Not a problem.

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I don't care about marvel.

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Hugo didn't last that long even in the manga

Went for my 4th viewing today. All prior times I saw it the theatre was near dead. Today the theatre was almost full. Granted it was a rainy Saturday afternoon, so that was probably a factor.

The comfy levels of that pic just went through the roof with that mental image.
>Slow snowfall outside.
>Wakes up during Christmas.
>Presents and hot cocoa waiting downstairs.
>Childlike wonder and joy at the sight of snow and presents.
>She didn't take the path of war and didn't lose all of her loved ones.

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>put em up, faggot!
Jeez, Raimi, I know you hate gays and all, but this felt a little much.

KEK

>I don't mean to be rude, but am I suppose to know who you are?

That look she gives was so sincere.

It was still much more believable in the manga for many reasons.

Nah, let her sleep and allow the Fungus to run its course. We shall reawaken when the BD drops.

Just realized there is an Open Matte version of BR2049

>tfw ywn celebrate Christmas with Alita
I think I'd give her some chocolate and a cool trench coat with '99' written on the back.

You are fee to do whatever you want. /abag/ will be fine without you doomposter.

that's the rules apparently
more than that and you get an R rating
must protect young virgin ears I guess

Reminder there will be a sequel. Alita is a cult classic already.

Man an announcement of a sequel would implode this board

>dude lets just give up something we enjoy to be sure Disney's Captain Marvel gets her turn
why?

most of your cons are non issues, really

What's wrong with "little flea"?

Just seems like you wanted another movie.

It won't get a sequel so it's not like it matters who is best villain

Just saw the film again with my grandmother, I'm the poster from earlier. She really liked it, discussed it afterwards and all the little details in the script. She had actually been to Weta Workshop in New Zealand so she appreciated all the work into the visual effects. Going to go again for a seventh time tomorrow, but my biggest mission yet. Will drive fifty miles to go to the closest IMAX 3D theater to see Alita in true glory. Love you guys!

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>actual cringe is a non-issue
k
It could have been good, that's what annoys me the most.

What were the reactions like? plz respond

Was this movie an example of dishonest cinematography?

My theater was sold out today.

>It's a damn shame, it could have been pretty good

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Whatever you say mouse.

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It was good, you just think it wasn't because it was not adult enough for you.

Maybe one day user..
One day when we have reached old boomerhood tech will pull through and we'll all have cute daughterfus of our own.

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Damn thats dedication, nothing's too much for /ourgirl/ though

That orange scene was adorable, I'll give you that.

based granny

I kept noticing details I previously missed. You don't want to catch those in a house screen for a movie you already loved. I also wanted to watch Motorball scenes in a big screen just one more time, each time. Audience reactions have also been interesting.

Not as adorable as your face when the sequel gets announced.

People mainly going as couples at my theater. Good date movie. It has a little Titanic magic in it.

I'd go see that too, maybe the sequel could be better than the first. Wouldn't be too hard.

Anybody else saw this movie at an imax with laser? I went to the one in dallas at northpark awhile back and really enjoyed it. Shame the theater only had a handful of people though.

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Will this be your first imax 3d??

Where's the poster who was going to save Alita from Capt. Goldbond?

When Grewishka first leaves after their first fight, and she's looking down and twitching like crazy from the adrenaline, I thought that was pretty good. Nice little details that help with the scene. Good acting. I never even heard of this broad but she's not bad.

Technically yes. I saw it in Cinemark XD, but it's not that same, it doesn't have the extra image space IMAX does. So yeah, first time in the 6 times I've seen it, I will see it in true IMAX 3D. Can't fucking wait.

the only guy who will make this call is Cameron
and he has taken bigger risks in his life than making a sequel based on a mitigated success
I say mitigated success because even if it just barely makes its money back, it still has amassed a substantial audience and the reception from those who have seen it has been largely positive, even with people obsessing over and seeing it multiple times
and you can tell he really wants to do it
ca.news.yahoo.com/james-cameron-shares-secret-behind-surprise-celebrity-cameo-alita-means-future-spoilers-175327610.html
another interesting thing Rodriguez said was that Fox saw the movie as a bargain, because he shots faster than Cameron so he was able to do it at a more reasonable price. A Cameron made Alita would have cost twice as much

How do you fuck Alita? She's all barbie doll down there

Finally saw it.

It was just like my Chinese cartoons and more.

Watching this for the 3rd time - this time in 4DX in a few hours

Got my alita themed popcoin ready

So PUMPED

Watching Cameron talk about it makes me feel warm inside. He really does care, and that does give me hope for a better sequel. It'll probably be awesome because at least that fucking guy that played Hugo won't be around.

>imax with laser
what is this?

Unironically based and considerate user. Keep up with the smart presents it's a great way to show that you care to someone you love irl too

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Rad dude. Its sooooo fuckin worth it. This movie has so much depth. Even in the non action scenes. Plus Vector's shades look amazing.

go away Brie.

In terms of reactions, I could only really gauge the middle aged couple sitting next to me who based on their commentary during and after, I would say they were very entertained.

On an interesting note, there were a large amount of women and girls in the audience.

Most likely wrestling with the local theater guards while defending Alita's honor.
I have full confidence in him though. Evil will never triumph and user will pull through, even if he has to beat up the staff.

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Just saw it today. Movie was fucking dope.

its a shame that shes such a good female character but didnt get the support that that lame and boring captain marvel has gotten

>How do you fuck Alita? She's all barbie doll down there
Alita is not for sexual

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>>am I the only one who thinks she looks like irl?

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Buddy, she's a real woman with real needs. She can fuck if she damn well pleases.
Just try to stop her.

You don't.

Saw it tonight and fuckin loved it

I finish to see it for the first time

I love alita and I hope a second movie for this, I almost cry in some of the scenes and I never have that feeling in any movie, I connect with the characters , that scene when Alita giv her heart was fucking intense, why theres not a qt girl like alita to marry with, guys? Why women nowadays are all instasluts and not pure and inocent like her?

Anyways hope this movie beat captain america an get more popular, planning to see it at least 2 more times in cinema

I hope he did it. Also Captain Marvel's standee is just a roll up canvas.

Depends of the body, probably. The berserker body and the imaginos/all later bodies probably could do the sex. The daughter, motorball, and spy body not so much.

Captain fungus*

What would fucking Alita even feel like?

Do I do it boys? Do I go see Alita one last time this week for my 7th time?

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Passionate

Yeah, I generally try not to go full tinfoil, but it really seems like there's a hit out for this movie

Borderline Personality Disorder WHORE

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Hey bitch she is a girl and she will do what I want to do because she doesnt exist so u can fuck yourself mega nigger what

Is that even a question?

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Berserker body might be like warm plastic, who knows with the later bodies. Imaginos and everything after are basically space magic.

Alita as a child had a dog killed by looters.
This movie is amazing.

I wonder what would happen if you came inside of her

>General is still hovering around +80 posters despite being close to 100
Got to admit this is some staying power right there. I think everyone here has genuinely fallen in love with Alita the film.
Whatever the case may be, it's maximum comfy. I'm off to bed good night guys!

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>that scene when Alita giv her heart was fucking intense, why theres not a qt girl like alita to marry with, guys?

There are but they are fucking CRAZY you dumb piece of shit. They'd eat you alive you stupid FUCK.

Fuck YOU

You know that makes me wonder, was Ido going to condemn his daughter to a life without sex? What would his daughter have to do to fuck? Ask her dad for a body with holes?

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Just got back from seeing this. Much better than I expected. Why the fuck is the RT score so low? Why do film critics have such dog shit taste? I really loved this movie and really hope there is a sequel.

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Cyborgs should already have their cybersex ways down. I doubt Zapan was just thinking about having drunken conversations with Alita in the bar.

I just want to hug her bros.

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Same here. I am now part of the cult.

Nanotechnology son

Sex is a non-issue.
You can live without it.

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If you can afford it and have the time then, yah do it. Once its out of theatres 3D is gone for good. On the big screen is always better then a tv too. If you don't care about 3D or big screens after 7 goes already I guess do whatever.

I thought it was a bit convoluted with all its plot points, you can tell Cameron is losing his touch on storytelling. I'd say i'm hype for a sequel but I cant because I know he's going to try to make 6 more of these while ignoring the actual story and just hamming it up for the weebs who post these threads.

>she is a girl and she will do what I want
>Alita
>she will do what I want
Good luck.
Do not forget to write a will.

Because the movie was a SHITTY romance first and s-f movie SECOND you dumb piece of SHIT
And nobody likes shitty Romances unless they're FAGGOTS like you

yes, it's a tight race for a sequel, every dollar counts
she needs your help

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>Sex is a non-issue.
>You can live without it.

t. virgin

Friendliest cult out. Sleep well user

Sign me the fuck up

Yes, and?

Critics are spoiled by cancer of comic book adaptations according to one pattern.
They have lost the ability to perceive something other than that.

She's all i can think about, everything else in my life just makes me feel empty.

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Truly the coziest of generals.

Rest well

she looks extra cute here with the long hair

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Feminists hate this movie

Plot points? It's like the most straight-forward storytelling there is.

Hey thats not what a qt girl would do

It's the more direct story i have seen in a while. There are no dumb side plots, every scene moves the story forward.

>The reaction from the dog bounty hunter when ol puppers got destroyed

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Heh, Alita would be my slave

The romance was fine. Most movies have a romance subplot. It was kinda cute seeing Alita fall in love.

I think they are just pretentious fucks who can't enjoy a fun movie and need pseudo intellectual dramas with hamfisted progressive politics to give a good score.

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I know that feel. At a very minimum user you need to get your life in a good place so you can block out time when the Blu ray drops to watch her in the highest quality again

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Twice. I'm going again next Tuesday. It is quite incredible that my shithole country has IMAX 3D.

I wondered, did Alita smear her cheeks with doggo blood to look like her senpai?

They made almost no effort in michelle's character in having her look different from her. Rosa looks nothing like alita but this has obvious signs of michelle.

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>"Is it time for another /abag/ ?"

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Yeah cuz alita is a cute any cute sucesful beatiful girl is hated by those feminists pigs, feminism is like the group of socials rejecteds of womens

new

I think it's unfair to blame it on Cameron's screenwriting abilities because his script was much longer
it's Rodriguez who had to edit it down because from my understanding, the script was simply too long or Rodriguez couldn't be trusted with a 3 hour big budget epic, they had to scale it down a bit

>yfw when this movie reminded you that you missed out on teenage love because you weren't a chad lite like Hugo

Life ain't fair I guess

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I did BR2049 in both IMAX and the Dolby atmos theatre. Pure kino. Imax was a feast for the eyes but the dolby was my favorite viewing kino for the ears and soul especially for that soundtrack

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Fucking retard. Don't use words you don't understand. If you actually think the story of Alita is convoluted, you have the brain of a toddler.

Its more like they hate it because she's strong while also being feminine and cute. That's the combo which triggers the feminist the most.

Post yfw it's 2028 and Alita has ushered in the era of comfy cyberpunk waifu cinema
>Iria
>Armitage
>(good)GitS
>Appleseed
>Dominion

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Ha neither come close irl only Anya can compare ironicly.

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What's the attraction user?
Robots?

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Is Erica and in that book at all? I read you can see her in the flashbacks but I never could spot her.

IMAX was great

Just got back from my third viewing.
>Friend brought along a sperg.
>Thought he knew all about Alita, despite only seeing the OVA
>Nearly spoiling the other guy with his rambling.
>Sat in the wrong seat and made a thing out of getting up when a couple came to sit down.
>Sat there going "Sequel, Sequel" during certain scenes and then "No sequel, No sequel" when we got to robot-Hugo.
>When we leave, he goes on about there not being any new content to make a sequel, despite me having told him the series is ongoing
Alita was there for me through it all and I was able to have a good time.

Not that I could find. There's very little art shown of anything before the movie, timeline wise.

good on you for enjoying it anyway user