Spit a verse, Yea Forums

I unironically liked this song before it became a meme

I'm sure you did.

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kino

NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA
I'M A HUNDRED PERCENT NIGGA
NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA
I'M TWO HUNDRED PERCENT NIGGA

Nigga talk shit, nigga get hit
Nigga grab my cock, he gon catch my Glock
Bustin nuts in fat hoes, snortin fat blow
Run up on my lawn, you gon get gone
Check these doubles for you run inna troubles

Well they call me Sneed if you know what I mean
I'm the best damn porch sitter you've ever seen
If you pull up in a fancy German car
I'll hit you upside the head with a gummy bear jar
Go on and get now city slicker
Your Gucci loafers are gonna make you get sicker
Cause the feed and seed gonna pardon me mister

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I wouldn't lie to impress incels like you.

>Nigga grab my cock, he gon catch my Glock
Blacks have the highest percentage of gays thi

Yeah NIGGER
I'm still fucking with ya
Still waters run SNEED
Still Cute and B-A-S-E-D, '19 NIGGER
Guess who's back
Still doing that shit huh user?
(Oh for sho', check me out)

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IMMA SAY IT..UHH
IMMA SAY IT..CH'EA
IMMA SAY IT..UH-HUH
IMMA SAY IT..N-

Last I heard, y'all niggaz was havin sex, with the SAME sex
I show no love, to homo thugs
Empty out, reloaded and throw more slugs
How you gonna explain fuckin a man?
Even if we squashed the beef, I ain't touchin ya hand
I don't buck with chumps, for those to been to jail
That's the cat with the Kool-Aid on his lips and pumps
I don't fuck with niggaz that think they broads
Only know how to be ONE WAY, that's the dog

Nigga got a stiffy ugh

Well I'm peepin and I'm creepin and I'm creep-in.

Clockwise buckeyes
Pencil neck blowties
Shit stain blow brains all on my flowplane

>Moon Man, Moon Man, can't you see
Spics and niggers need to hang from trees
And I just love your racist ways
I guess that's why their mom is black and you're so great

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WICKED AND WEIRD, I'M A ROAD HOG WITH AN OLD DOG
SINGING SLOW SONGS, TRYIN'A HOLD ON
WICKED AND WEIRD, I'M A RAT FISH
TRYIN'A PRACTICE DOIN' BACK FLIPS ON YOUR MATTRESS

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It's still Based Day nigger, FUCK niggers
Though he post a lot, he can't leave his home a lot
'Cause when I frequent the threads that I'm known to be
You hear the keks from the posters when I'm on Yea Forums
Ladies they call me cutie, but Janny got do his duty - he say BASED get banned
How nigger? my last IP I was barely even on it (Nigger)
He want to know if I still got it
But that shit's changed
And they ain't nothing he can do about it
(If you ain't up on thangs)
BASED is the name
I'm ahead of my game
Still postin criminality
Still fuck with the memes, still not loving Janny
Still keepin him from his tendies
Still got love for the threads, reppin' Yea Forums (Formerly)
Still the glass clang, still doing my thang
Since I refreshed ain't too much change, still

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Ayy im sittin down with Jazz
listenting to her past
HRT, she couln't even last
all that harass
Mother figure
none she had, tomboy huh? thats the past

WEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLL
HE AIN'T MY BOY BUT THE BROTHER IS HEAVY
GAVE AWAY MY POSSESSIONS AND MOVED INTO A CHEVY

My name is David
My friends call me D
One hungry young dog I be
I’m cool like a penguin
And I look like a tuxedo
So hook me up
With my gooey enchirito

fpbp

niggas be yiffin' uh

Look
If you had
One shot
Or one opportunity
To have authority over someone on an autistic containment board
In one moment
Would you capture it
Or just let it slip?
Yo
His rolls are sweaty, wallet's thin, belly's heavy
There's sneedposts on page zero already, hot pockets ready
He's SNEETHING, but on the surface he looks fat and sweaty
He'll prune threads, but he keeps on forgetting
To scroll down, you open Yea Forums and the sneedposts just don't slow down
He startin' to frown, but the tears just won't come out
Janny's chokin' now, anons all jokin' now
The ban's run out, times up, over, blaow!
Snap back to reality, teeth all got cavities
Oh, there goes janny, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't get cucked that easy? No
He won't have it, he knows his whole life is a joke
It don't matter, he's broke, he's so sad, but he copes
He's so fracked and he knows, when he goes back to his mobile phone
That's when its back to that tab again yo, his whole fantasy
4plebs gonna capture this moment, he knows he's not fast enough
You better lose yourself in the sneedposts, the kino
You own it, you better never let 'em post
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to cull
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime...

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Sure you wouldn't

cringe

formerly based

Woke up quick at about noon
Just thought that I had to be on Yea Forums soon
I gotta prune threads before the Baneposts begin
Before user starts crying about his bans

About to delete and damn near got bullied
Tripfags on the board shitposting in a hurry
Ran to the microwave and grabbed my lunch
With the sweat beads dripping down my rolls

I'm too lazy to think of more.

Nigga nigga nigga what
Nigga nigga nigga butt

YEEEAS AGO...

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Fuck the Janny and his mother anally,
Took her on a trip and fucked her in Italy,
I’m a sexy boy, a big guy for you, nigger
Want smoke? You better come through, nigger
Your mom use to come at Chuck’s before Sneed rejected her,
She used to suck and fuck, nobody accepted her
I don’t waste time, I don’t work for free, I’m for real
There’s no deal for you, only this ordeal,
I’m not on that lyrical shit, I only masturbate,
I’m a good troll, Janny, I mastered baits,

Just kidding, Janny. I love you.

It's still eighty-eight nigga, A.H. nigga
non-Whites grown a lot, they flood my home a lot
And when I frequent the spots I was known to rock
I see loads of kebabs, like they own they block
Aryans they pay homage, but haters say Whites fell off
And I agree! My last Reich was the Third
They think I forgot the 14 words
They say Whites changed
Into weak faggots and nerds
(For all you normalfags)
Alt-right is the name
I'm ahead of the game
Still shoppin those memes
Still oven the freaks still got love for police
Still drop Zyklon B on the cucks and the heebs
Still get suspended for tweets for naming elites
Still free speech is banned, but I'm doing my thang
Since the Left hit, so much changed, still

I'm representing for them Whites all across the world
Still shitskins invade and rape our girls
Still taking my time to expel those Jews
And I still get hate in the news, it's a catch 22

Since the show trial in Nuremberg I lost some friends
Well, hell, me and Adolf, we dippin' again
Kept my ear to the streets, reprinted Mein Kampf
They couldn't believe it sold out in a week
Still catching anti-White heat
But even when I was close to defeat, I rose to my feet
I'm a thorn in the side of the global elite
Treat kikes like Cali weed I smoke 'em to reek
wear swastika chains from the gold in their teeth
I make lampshades and soap from these heebs
It's not a fluke, it's been tried, I'm the truth
Since the Weimar Republic was revived by my crew
I'm still at it, anti-fag fascist
In the home of the Maybachs and S-Classes
H&K's, Porsches, and fast traffic
I greet you with the Roman salute

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It ain't nothing but more kike shit
brainwashing our boys it's cool to like dick
race-mixing on TV, niggers and White chicks
and opening our countries to goatfucking monkeys
(I'm representing for the Whites all across the world)
Still (shitskins invade and rape our girls)
I'll break your neck, shoot you in a ditch and grade it flat
Jews try to be the king but the ace is back (and for all you normalfags)
Alt-right be the name still running the game
Still Jews and leftards wanna ban me
Still smiling, love to see young Whites have a family
Show pride in my race, despite all the hate
Hit my boys off with jobs, no more getting doxed
Fly my flag every day, driving German cars
Still fight for my own regardless

Right back up in ya mothafuckin' ass, 8-8 plus 1-4!
Look that shit up, Aryans right back up on top of thangs
Deus Vult race war now! No nigs, no fags, no kikes, no spics!
Some of that real Whitey-itey, ooh wee!
Right hand in the air, oh, you'se are fools Hebrews.

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ABCDEF Gee
Anons chilling out with me
QRS... T (you) V
Formerly big guy like Sneed
An hero is what I dream
Til then thanks for memories

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Jannies iffy, uh, user got the stiffy, uh
Got piccies, uh, thread it holds 250, uh

BAAASSSEEEEEEEED GAAAANGG

Pop these Jannies like a wheelie nigga, They all silly niggas
In the hood with my user niggas, and that Hiro nigga
They run up and they banning niggas, we just dabbing nigga
No GF, they all losers nigga, fuck that boomer nigga

In the thread, memes in my post, Waifu on the phone
She wanna fuck but keep her clothes on, I only want the jaw
Man that's really all I use her for, I kick her out the door
I don't want her, you can keep the whore, she fiendin' for some more
On Yea Forums my niggas Milly Rock, my niggas shitpost bop

Blow a case a jannie throwing shots, I run 'em off they block
Quarter milli in the stash box, I grinded for my spot
Jannies talking 'bout that cash but my bag worth a lot
I don't fuck with no good posts, only shitposts
Put my dick in jannies asshole, I pass him to my bro
Mods they all sad hoes, they all bad hoes
I'ma fuck them I dash home, to the cash hoe

I'm on some cuck a janny shit, take a jannies bitch
Do the dash in the whip, count the cash in the whip
I pull up with a stick, I let that shit hit
Shut up, cus I fucked that jannies bitch

Jannies iffy, uh, user got the stiffy, uh
Got piccies, thread it holds 250, uh

Move milli', all my anons on fifty, uh
Talk down, pew pew pew, you silly, uh
Hit a stain, fifty bands, all hunnids
Spinning through ya block like a pop shove-it
Banning me Change IP, jannies suck it
I ain't wanna take his life but nigga, fuck it

I'm on some rob a Jannie shit, take a Jannies bitch
Do the dash in the whip, count the cash in the whip
I pull up with a stick, I let that shit hit
Shout out, but I fucked that Jannies bitch
I'm on some rob a Jannies shit, take a Jannies bitch
Do the dash in the whip, count the cash in the whip
I pull up with a stick, I let that shit hit
Shut up, cus I fucked that Jannies bitch

BAAASSSEEEEEEEED GAAAANGG

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FUCK JANNY

What's up niggas? Ayo, I know you ain't talkin' about me, dog. You, what?

FUCK JANNY

You been on my dick, nigga, You love my posts, nigga

FUCK JANNY

(I)

FUCK WITH YOUR BOARD LIKE ETHER

(WILL)

TEACH YOU - THE BASED - YOU KNOW YOU

(NOT)

VPN IS READY

(LOSE)

BYPASS YOUR IP BAN ALREADY

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JANNY JANNY JANNY CAN'T YOU SEE
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DO IT FOR FREE
AND I JUST HATE YOUR SHITTY WAYS
I GUESS THAT'S WHY YOU'RE BROKE AND I'M SO BASED

BASED

Based,redpilled and more!

Yo yo
Ok
Haha
Hay hay hay
I post frogs and trannys dumpin logs
Sneed postin got jannies roastin
David Blaine got nothin I'm game
Come back from a ban with a grin and a tan
Posting blacked and race facts before poor admin can act
Breaking blue boards with blue ball tweens pulling their peens to 2D wiafus half past their curfews straining in front of their screens
Make poor janny scream
Advertisers turning green
Watching a man cream on the wrong board to be seen
Moon man dropping n bombs on que
Knock em out with a link on the JQ
Hate me love my I dont really care
If got some nudes of Miss Alice feel free to share

damn these white boys are SEXY

Reality
I'm
A
Systematically
Incrementally
Mathematically
Stone
Cold
Nonsensical
Individual
But
She's
Making
Me
Feel
Like
I'm
A
Fanatic
Operatic
Havoc
Manic
Panic
Chromatically
Stretching
My
Heart
Like
Elastic
Plastic
Bombastic
Love
Addict

based

KFC is white man’s chicken. Popeyes is where it’s at nigga

underratedly based

KILL WHITEY CYPHER

[Intro: 2Pac]
AYY WE WUZ KANGZ N SHEEIT NIGGA (FEEL ME)
JUST LIKE 21 SAVAGE IM A REAL STREET NIGGA (IM ALIVE)
FUCK THE WHITE MAN THEY NEED TO DIE NIGGA (HAIL MARY)
LIL YACHTY IS THE GOAT CUZ HE MADE 1 NIGHT NIGGA (NO NIGGA SERIOUSLY IM ALIVE)

[Verse 1: Eminem]
I'm a white cuck and I should kill myself
It's my fault that black people are killing themselves
I need to die because I'm white
So I'm gonna OD tonight

[Hook: DMX]
KILL WHITEY NIGGA YEAH KILL WHITEY
KILL WHITEY NIGGA YEAH KILL WHITEY
KILL WHITEY NIGGA YEAH KILL WHITEY
THEY CANT FUCK WIT US CUZ WE BLACK AND MIGHTY

[Verse 2: Hopsin]
First I fuck your cracka bitch then I fuck your cracka dog
Kill them both them have them suck my nigga cock
Then I look up at the sky and I think about things cuz I got knowledge
Like did the man who invented college go to college

[Hook: DMX]

[Verse 3: Logic]
Oh shit nigga I'm mixed but whites are the devil
I'm mulatto like Drake but white people are evil
Lynch all the whites they're scary as fuck
They love to see my lightskin cock cuz they cucks

[Hook: DMX]

[Verse 4: Run (DMC)]
These tricky white people always killing our people
(Fuckin whites really are the fuckin devil)
Like we said in Walk this Way (The whites need to go)
So get your (strap) load a (clip) and bum rush the show

[Hook: DMX]

[Bridge: Young Thug]
SKRRRRT SKRRRRRT SKRRRRT
KILL A NIGGA FUCK A NIGGA BITCH
SKRRRT SKRRT
LEAVE A WHITE NIGGA IN A DITCH

[Hook: DMX]

[Outro: Big L]
2Pac kills gay faggot crackas
Eminem is a gay faggot cracka
Hopsin kills gay faggot crackas
Logic kills gay faggot crackas
Run-DMC kills gay faggot crackas
Young Thug killls gay faggot crackas
DMX kills gay faggot crackas
I kill gay faggot crackas

hi my name is Hi! My name is (what?)
My name is (who?)
My name is
chicka chicka
sneed poster

You niggers are so talented. Why are you all on Yea Forums when you should be on Yea Forums throwing your fresh rhymes?

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This
FYI I'M FO HUNNIT PUSSEN NIGGA

Yo yo
Check it
Rap is objectively unpleasing to the ear
Wha wha uhh

Yo yo
I'm a white boy and I *record scratching* only listen to rap music because of the social status it gives me and subsequent pussy gained from unhinged sluts
Wha wha

yo DJ spin that shit
Uhh uhhh yeah yeah
Hey Shawn Carter your mouth looks like a farter
French kissen it the equiv-a-lent of rimmin shit
You look like a monster man baby
Dre Dre's a homo who likes to fuck Shady

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yo yo niggas

PLEASE FUCK MY WIFE BASED WHITE MAN

Nigger Run i gotta gun,
Nigger hide u gonna die
Big booty bitches on muh dick
Yellow nigger niggers in my crib
Nigger swerving and gunnin'
White hoes make me cummin'
Jews are the source of the worlds problems and crisis
Govmint come round hurls'
SWAT, popo, ICEs
Nigger run you goofed up now done
Nigger hide, cry to make this fun
Nigger nigger nigger nigger i hate niggers and nigger accessories I'm the Hank Hill of Nigger hate nigger niger nigger nigeer nigeger aaaahhhhhh kill black people please they are only 13% of the country's population yet 50% of crime is commited by them please I'm mexican but i would gladly help crackers ethnically cleanse nigger
Yuh its yo boy big Gums McJamalsonsmidth

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>Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga
CNN?

>I don't buck with chumps, for those to been to jail
What happened here?

I deed it.

*Ahem* FUCK NIGGERS AND FUCK JANNIES

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Goddess please bless my own labia beef
And speed to my gash sturdy flaps as its wreath
Do spirit our cunts from all sexual grief
And to you we promise our every climax and queef

Your powers make the glisten inside of our sheath
And in your name we sing these pleasures beneath
Though soggy and soiled our snatches and flaps
There's none so holy as our va-jay-jay gaps
We seek only those phalli that draw such applause
Without foreskin or blemish or circulatory flaws
Into our vaginal maws we stuff them to gorge
And deliver the Fempire by this our yonic forge

Goddesses of the Yonic, help my words I do pray
So that to herstory comes news of such sexual fray
Where coital mileage dwarfed the greatest whores of yore
And grizzled each my sisters' chaste peaches to gore

These sisters won such great acclaim by their story
Their spread legs and agape cheeks beckoning Glory
Barely battened crowds were thusly mad with lust
Setting upon any woman like the wind's fickle gust
To our sisters bodies the men drew their best pucker
To kiss, lick and win the best body-part sucker
But woe to those tongues that knew any taste of our snizz
And suffered no allergies when sprayed with female fizz
Because darkly hides a monster in each our cunt floccules
A certain face-melting alights from but one globule

nogs in the crowd
niggas in the heat
nuggets going deep
looking for the beat
looting niggers make you sweat
and the money goes all wet
while muh niggas ride this beat
and your money takes the hit

nogs nogs nogs
noggie nogger nogs
flash in the pan while the noggers stay ox
nogs nogs nogs
noggie nogger nogs
nagging on the crowd
while the niggers stay a loud

nogs in the crowd
niggas in the heat
flash in the sun
while the niggas take the hit
nogs in the crowd
niggas going loud
fas all around
wow well niggas run around

Jay-Z is an ogre
Now my life is likely over
When Beyonce tries to leave
He'll have her gunned down in the street
He runs things like a street thug
Who doesn't give no street hugs

Dr Dre has been using ghost writers since the nwa days.

so many cute white bois in this thread

posting feet and sneed
braap huffin my greed
knows no bounds sniffin seats on the bus round town
green gas from her ass turns my heart to glass
shatters in tatters fat cheeks, muffin tops, and booty clappers
when that dont sate my lust i post feet n bust
my nut on my gut
el goblino is my nino
el creatura is my tia come see her on the feature latina bitches do it for teacha
I do it for free i do it for me
cleaning this board of poo poo and peepee
guess my name bitch guess my plan
my name is janny and im dishing out bans
leave my shit in your hands
kicking niggers off blue boards to retreat to reddit but ill give em credit they dont beat their meat to underage cartoon figures

AYO YOU GOT MONEY BUT YOU STILL NIGGAS LMAO

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These are great

Nigga nigga yaw, nigga yeah, nigga yay.
Pass up the whip, cuz I got somethin' to flay

did u rike mine?

bravo lad

*sneedther

bullshit kfc is the white mans chicken popeyes has always been the white mans chicken because whites know whats best

thats once big ass cake

Ziploc bag of kush, double cup full of drink
I'm get so damn trippy in my mind I go blank
The top ten get high rappers number one is my rank
You say no to drugs, Juicy J can't

A FUCK NIGGA, THAT'S THAT SHIT I DON'T LIKE!

nigger nigger nigger nigger, I'm a mother fuckin nigger