>His investment portfolio took a little.. tumble
His investment portfolio took a little.. tumble
What was Sauron's tax policy like?
>Your investments were dear to thee, I see. Know that it suffered greatly at the hands of your broker. Who would've thought a portfolio so small could endure so many losses? And it did, Gandalf, it did.
Sauron ran a large scale communist collective, so it was a bit different.
I'm big king daddy dick around here. I'd fuck an orc just cuz of how alpha I am. Sup.
And they call it a fine...a fine!
>Assemble the accountants at Dunharrow, as many actuaries as can be found, you have two days
>On the third, we file our taxes
LOOKS LIKE PANIC SELLING IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS.
>I would have gone with you to the end
>Into the very fires of chapter 11 bankruptcy
>so much debt
>what can men do against such reckless rates?
>Sauron has yet to reveal his most profitable executive, the one who will file Mordor's tax statement, the one they say no living man can sue. The Witch King of Accounting.
Why is Martin so obsessed with taxes, did the IRS audit him or something?
what a shitty fucking meme
>when tax posting is currently the best meme on /tv due to capeshit wars
LET THE LORD OF THE BLACK LAND COME FORTH AND FACE AUDIT
Cause hes a hack and cant world build worth a damn
One coin to rule them all
One coin to network them
One coin to pump them all
And in the pop bind them
>I have zero grasp on finance therefore it's stupid
Running a cemetery must be quite lucrative in middle earth.
formerly sneed
>Yeeeeah! Why can't we have some gains? What about those investments, they're fresh!
>They are NOT for investing
tax memes > merry cuck posts
t, got a daughter
‘sup reddit
Garbage meme
File you fools!