>Heyy user, do you want come over to my place and watch a movie?
Heyy user, do you want come over to my place and watch a movie?
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I bet makeup is to blame
Yes, Go Please YES
yes, but first let me cum on your face to fix that acne of yours bitch
>Here babe, take some of my methotrexate
Fuck off pizza face.
Nope, genes are.
she looks cute underneath the acne, it's not like it's a permanent thing either
yes, I do. I love you and want to be with you for the rest of our lives
sure genes and poor eating habits could also cause it but women generally don't shy away from makeup
I want to come over to your face.
I would say yes. Who cares, she’ll pribably clear it up with something while you date then you get a legit 9/10.
>thanks for hanging out with me while I put on my makeup user, hey do you think your friend chad would be interested in watching a movie with us as well?
Hormones, actually.
>Woman gets blemishes
>Wears makeup to cover them
>Clogged pores cause more blemishes
>Woman wears even more makeup to cover them
The makeup Jew is crafty
Ultimately, this is what would happen.
Honestly probably the first time I've ever seen an attractive woman with acne
Fuck yeah, good investment. She looks hot under the pizza face, I'd just get her onto the product I use.
>acne clears
>she leaves you for chad
She would do herself a favour by not washing her face with anything but hot, or pre boiled water
Ids still take the one night together with her bros
extremely severe acne can lead to scarring which is permanent. look at bill murray, edward james olmos, or robert davi
i speak from experience as 30 year old boomer with craters all over my now acne-free cheeks
I'll take anyone at this point in my life
Don't we all have acne?
OH GOD OH FUCK
oh man i can imagine a thick layer of foundation all over, giving her face that weird flat eerie look that all girls have when they wear foundation
Only if you pay the kiss tax and give me one on the cheek.
Even this girl regularly and easily gets dick from every 10/10 tall /fit/ guy in the 50 mile radius.
YESYESYESYESYES
Skippy?
Yes because I have severe acne too.
Too bad she wants a Chad with perfect skin.
Make up, birth control pill, alcohol, never drinking water, shit tier diet and DUDE WEED
unironically yes, but its clear she shouldnt be wearing makeup. she already looks real fuckin cute clearly without makeup
A hot chick literally hit on me at the grocery store as I walked by her cart by exclaiming "ohmygod your skin is perfect!"
of course I said "y-you too" and noped the fuck out of there.
>Being afraid of a Women with Acne
I never understood why this board is so critical of women's body shape and face but now i realize that it's because you are all homosexual.
>under my breath (something cruel)
>works for me, still like Sloe Gin?
>happy ending, her faces clears up
>she had the balls to call me, would you let a girl like get away?
Ew, fuck off.
I have standards, roastie.
Accurate
>suffer from an autoimmune condition that gives me much worse rashes like these if i don't supress it
>not born female
Life is unfair yes
You would lose that bet.
This isn’t what causes severe acne, and this isn’t how modern makeup works.
Majority of us are saying yes nigger what are you on about
Birth control pill reduces acne
>tfw psoriasis
I have three autoimmune diseases
beat that.
She's really not bad looking at all besides the fact that she needs to clear her skin up. She looks good enough where it doesn't bother me that much, but she would still need to fix it. I'd probably just say yes and see how it went. I mean I have no social circle anymore.
>implying anything like this would happen, ever
>tfw even a girl like this wouldn't want anything at all to do with you
>make the effort and become her boyfriend
>buy her acne cream and pass the speech check required to get her to use it and not take offense and get mad
>skin clears up and now she's a perfect QT
>leaves you and gets blacked
There's no winning
I see you'll be bringing the pizza.
You're just realizing this? There's like 50 threads about that tranny a day.
>reee she shouldnt wear make up and return to her perfect skin
t. lowkey homosexual
I will fuck any white/asian/latina woman that isn't fat
end of story
>putting kraft singles their faces
no wonder they're getting acne
I say "you too" just to fuck with people.
>here you are sir, enjoy the movie
>thanks, you too
>here's your tacos, enjoy your breakfast
>thanks, you too
>that'll be 89.99, thanks for your business
>thanks, you too
And so on and so forth.
insecure: the post
All we can do is hope user.
Accutane permanantly damaged my sister and my best friends immune systems. Any anons have any anecdotes about accutane?
Also i would hella that girl
Nobody should. Makeup is dishonest and whore faces suffer from the dishonesty. What goes up must come down, and their faces go way down.
If you see any sort of homosexuality in that then I have some bad news for you bud.
I'll fuck anybody
I have short bowel syndrome and have explosive diarrhea six times a day. On a good day, I've had diarrhea over a dozen times a day sometimes. I have to clean my toilet constantly or the diarrhea hardens and it takes an hour to scrape it off without damaging the toilet. I can't go over to peoples' houses because the diarrhea splashes up under the seat and pools. Plus they can hear the jets of shit water exploding out of me. I also have temporal lobe epilepsy and have auditory hallucinations.
But I've also had sex with quite a few women. More than I can remember. So pick your poison, would you bang some slut and get genital warts if it meant you had to ride the lightning like I do?
Great job, Sherlock. Next step is figuring out that feminism is ruled by lesbians, and now you have the cause of ruined gender relations in the West.
Solution: all deviants must burn.
>Nobody should. Makeup is dishonest and whore faces suffer from the dishonesty.
Holy shit, if there's a posterboy for t. incelboy, that's your picture
>caring about what a women puts in her face makes you straight but not giving a fuck about it makes you a flamboyant faggot
WAT?
>Extremism are bad
Good one dectective
Mfw atopic eczema destroyed the last shred of self confidence I had
>t. incelboy
My son turns 14 this year, and his mother doesn't wear whorepaint.
I moved to a new city with crazy hard water and am having eczema flare ups anything besides topical shit help?
Water softener
Sure thing incel
>"Chad likes girls with clearer skin, sorry."
This is the only response
>you are all homosexual.
letting another man slide his hot turgid 6-1/2 inch cock into my tight, warm, well-lubricated rectum does not make me a homosexual
but damn, it's pretty close
I don't watch movies
>i have a family but still gonna worry about useless shit that doesn't affect me
I upgrade you from incelboy to soiboi
eeeh, it's not that bad. I've seen way worse. That won't leave any scarring unless she picks at it.
i used to only think i have acne because i didn't know i was slightly nearsighted and never got close to peoples faces enough cause i thought they looked perfect
That word makes me imagine some loser with Mtn Dew cans sitting at his computer, never had his dick wet outside of the shower, an open bag of stale chips, just taking his pitiful little angry bouts out on people online. It's so out of reach for you, isn't it? A family? I don't even pity you at this point, you really bring it on yourself.
She's hot and it's legitimately hard to solve skin problems, it's not related to hygiene as many would think, and it sucks to try different diet and treatments to see your skin react badly to it or see no change, there's not a clear way to fix it, some really do have sensitive as fuck skin.
I'll be there in 5 minutes
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Huh? Didn't you know Chad is gay? He's at Jamal's place right now. You know, Jamal, who has HIV. I can still call them if you want tho.
Is everything ok at home user? Whatever you're going through I really hope babbling those words makes you feel better. have a good day soiboi user.
All is fine. Smugness is a defense of the weak and I hope you get better some day.
>Smugness is a defense of the weak.
>Read user's last post again.
Ok, that backfired on you. Good luck next time.
None of my intention is smug. To read that far into it is birthed in projection.
>To read that far into it is birthed in projection.
user, stop. Why are you doing this to yourself?
I don't know what you mean bud. But friend let me tell you that if you want to talk on the phone and not just good around online then I'm here for you.
>your brain on this site
>I said sure, why not, your my sister. And maybe we can play that "game" again where the girl gets scared and grab's her brother tight.
that's all you perverts need
I'm hanging up now