AMY SCHUMER OH NO NO NO NO NO

MISS PIGGY

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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THIS ISNT EVEN HER FINAL FORM

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>someone had sex with a 37 year old hag """comedian""" and knocked her up

are any of you this desperate? be honest

FEED ME MORE

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she's based

>smearing food all over your face like a baby in some pathetic attempt to be funny for the camera

How fucking desperate for attention do you have to be, to stoop to this level?

JESUS CHRIST SCHUMER

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MUH VAGINA

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I'm sorry but if you don't find this sardonic juxtaposition of the banal reverence filled stardom perpection in an absurdist paradogical slapstick extravaganza infused political satire hilarious then buddy... you might just not have a sense of humor.

can't wait till she gets an abortion as part of a comedy bit. her cousin Chuck would be so proud

I'm on day 5 of nofap and the mere thought of fucking her ogre body fills me with animalistic lust

I can actually define my limit very precisely

Would not have sex with: Amy Schumer, Lena Dunham
Would have sex with: Rebel Wilson, Melissa McCarthy
Would marry: Adele

i cant even spell juxtaposition

I'm schumer and the jokes on me!

My vagina smells like a waste basket in a zoo *beep beep boop boop meow meow* v-a-gina, vagina!

STAR OF TRAINWRECK

IS A TRAINWRECK

POTTERY

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Imagine caring so little about your child that you do this while pregnant with them

topkek

do you mean chuck sneedmer?

oh, i've been to this place. cheap and delicious pastries. also one of the worst foods for you. clearly looks like this is normal in her diet.

abortion, formerly fetus

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DEEP PHILOSOPHICALLY CONTEMPLATING

THE NEXT DOUGHNUT

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Formerly alive

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WAAAAH GIMME DRUGS

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It's okay Amy, I eat the same way too

Distinguished and ilustrious post.

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FUCKING BASED

MORE HORRIFIC IN FULL MOTION

Why does it wear the powder sugar mask?

you faggots are obsessed

get this ugly cunt off my screen

This is a pregnant woman experiencing complications, she's off limits.

imagine being a millionaire talentless fat roasty. At least paris hilton was hot.

DA FUCK IS HYPERMESIS ?

NOW THAT THEY ARE POSTED I AM DELETING THESE CURSED IMAGES FROM MY MACHINE

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in a different context this is entirely your everyday white trash in southern louisiana who has given up a long time ago with no discernible difference from amy's act, down to the food shit all over their face, but amy is somehow a comedian because of it

t. former new orleans resident

>im ironically being a fat pig hahaha look how funny
it doesnt work if you actually are a fat pig though jesus, thats like me doing ironic nazi salutes when i salute the flag 8 times every morning

I still don't get it why she went full "Yeah dude i'm too big to fail whatever i do it's a good move" after literaly 1 succesful film.

At least if she had reached Eddie Murphy levels it would be understandable but it seems like hitting it big once tore her apart. It's such a weird thimng.

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> she's off limits.

NOTHING IS BEYOND OUR REACH

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Brehs..

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March this jew bitch into an oven

it happens when you eat like shit and your body is telling you not to but you keep doing it anyway

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LIPSTICK ON A PIG

Unironically would

I don't give a shit what you guys say, this is peak thiccnes and pure bred slampig material holy fucking shitttt that fucking bum and just perfectly far arms hot damn brhes

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look at what power makeup has when it can turn this into women are fucking disgusting

>Not taking the opportunity to make it fuck, marry, kill
I think your boundaries are fine, but personally I would definitely go the extra mile and kill Amy Schumer and Lena Dunham. As a matter of fact, I wouldn't have sex or marry the other ones, I'd just kill Amy and Lena.

BREHS.....!

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days of yore

>I'M A FAT PIG AND I LOVE STUFFING MY FACE!
How hilarious. Female comedy, ladies and gentlemen.

Amy Schumer, Lena Dunham and Jennifer Lawrence are almost the only women I've seen that I'm actually repulsed by in a sexual sense. I have very low standards, but there's something about them specifically that I can't handle.