SVENGOOLIE GENERAL

SVENGOOLIE GENERAL -- svengoolie.com

>What the heck is Svengoolie?
Svengoolie is one of the last great Late Night Horror Hosts still on the air. Think Elvira but instead of a hot woman it's a fat old man who lives in a coffin and get pelted with rubber chickens.

CLEAR THE AIR LANES, CLEAR ALL THE AIR LANES FOR THE BIG BROADCAST

TONIGHTS MOVIE: THE BLACK CAT (1941)

MOVIE DESCRIPTION: Elderly Henrietta Winslow lives in an isolated mansion with her housekeeper and beloved cats. As her health fails, her greedy relatives gather in anticipation of her death.

IMDB RATING: 6.3/10 (CERTIFIED SVENKINO)
RT RATING: 30% (CERTIFIED SVENKINO)

>Where can I watch Svengoolie?
On the TV channel MeTV. Check your cable channels to see if you get MeTV, most American service providers carry MeTV. Sorry, I've never been able to find a pirate stream of MeTV. Americans can also get MeTV for FREE over the airwaves with an antenna. If you find a stream, please post a link in the thread!

TIME: 8:00 EASTERN (15 MINUTES FROM THIS POST)

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If you like this thread, PLEASE post in it! These threads are slow moving and can use all the bumps they can get!

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Tonight's Movie: The Black Cat
Year: 1941
Director: Albert S. Rogell
Writers: Robert Lees, Robert Neville, Edgar Allan Poe (KINO)


Description: It all begins when elderly cat fancier Henrietta Winslow (played by legendary vaudeville impressionist Cecilia Loftus) is murdered by a scheming relative. At the reading of the will, Henrietta's heirs discover that the old dear has left her entire fortune to her pet felines. No one will get a penny until all the cats join their ancestors in Tabby Heaven. Several more murders occur, as suspicion is cast on such shady types as Mr. Hartley (Basil Rathbone), Abigail Doone (Gale Sondergaard) and family butler Eduardo (Bela Lugosi in yet another red-herring role).

FEATURING:

Basil Rathbone ... Montague Hartley
Hugh Herbert ... Mr. Penny
Broderick Crawford ... Hubert Smith
Bela Lugosi ... Eduardo Vigos
Anne Gwynne ... Elaine Winslow
Gladys Cooper ... Myrna Hartley
Gale Sondergaard ... Abigail Doone
Cecilia Loftus ... Henrietta Winslow
Claire Dodd ... Margaret Gordon
John Eldredge ... Stanley Borden
Alan Ladd ... Richard Hartley

TECH SPECS:
Run Time: 1 hr 10 min
Format: 35mm Film (Spherical)
Ratio: 1.37:1
Color: Black & White

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Sorry for being 5 minutes late, I got distracted by some bull garbage.

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MY BODY IS READY

Was is Alex Jones on Joe Rogan or was it WONDER WOMAN?

I like when he shows old movies. Should be good.

Can I watch this on a phone and are you this guy

no one has a stream yet
but its probably coming to pluto tv

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CLEAR THE FUCKIN AIR LINES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes!! Time to get my checkbook!

I got caught up playing Toejam and Earl but luckily I realized what time it was

NO!

>grow up in Cleveland, OH with Big Chuck and Lil’ John
>move away
>find out they stopped in 2007
>I can watch Svengoolie at least
Late night horror movies as a kid...other than a pixelated, scrambled titty on a pay per view channel, I think I’ll miss that the most

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But I'll sign it, personally

I've seen clips of that on youtube. I was a Saturday Night Dead kid, myself. Every market had their own host. Truly it was a golden age.

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Open the gates you freak.

these guys are a knock off of Abbot and Costello

>Everything around here is for the cats, that's why it's going to the dogs!

That is some tip top boomer-humor right there.

these were the boomers parents

$100,000 in 1941 would have been pimp as fuck.

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This movie was made the year the first Abbot and Costello movie came out. "Fat stupid man and thin conniving man" was a common theme in Vaudeville.

I guess Laurel and Hardy were the OGs.

"Greatest Generation"

It's a dynamic that has stood the test of time to be sure.

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Lots of glasses of milk the last 2 weeks on Sven.

Alan Ladd in a B horror. Fancy that.

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Sneed

Anyone else think this was going to be the Lugosi film where he ties Karloff up and skins him alive when they first checked the guide?

based and darkness pilled

hoo hoo

Give me a hand... No, grab her feet...

fat people make me laugh

don't get in a coffin with a black cat. Good idea

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I wouldn't call this a B movie in '41.

I wish Sven would go back to 10pm, it's hard for me to catch him this early.

ZIMBABWE!!!
BAZOOONGEERR

>fat people make me laugh
us boomers go to bed at 9

Who's on first?

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>two more brains and you'd be a halfwit
lol

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that's the new starbucks drink

NO FUCKING CHECKS!!!!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

As soon as I find a pen, I'm going to fill out this check...

782 comments at Sven .com!! Im going to invite them next week, see if we can get our numbers up. I think the most posters we ever had was high 20's or so.

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Are you watching the Alex Jones- Joe Rogan interview in the other tab?

live streaming Arnold Classic, had to pause Alex cause its 4 hours long. I live in Austin so Alex has been on the radio since the 90s. But he is really dropping huge bombs on this cast.
Arnold on mute, Sven on 60 inch , Alex on pause, Miller in hand.
TLDR, YES

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DANGER WILL ROBINSON!

Chicago user here, this brings back some serious memories. Mancow, Loveline, Svengoolie... damn, it's weird thinking back to how long ago that was.

Oh fug

Everyone be on your best behavior next week

DANGER DANGER

based Sven

What are these types of programs even called

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>Plutotv
I hope this happens, I miss MeTV kino. That & Qubo

i'll make cookies

lets do this