ALREADY PRE-ORDERED MY TICKETS

White men BTFO

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How much does Disney pay for advertising thread?

I donated blood and was given four, FOUR, free tickets to go watch this dreck. And on top of that got bonus points that can be exchanged for watching any movie I want. That alone told me everything I needed to know about how CM is turning out.

It's OK to like elderly women

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LMAOING @DISNEY RN

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Holy greasemonkey, batman

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She hit the wall alright

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I'm worried, Yea Forums.
If I go to see Captain Marvel, will there be lots of little girls feeling empowered and beating up men in the cinema? That would be... terrible.

It’ll teach a whole generation of girls that foot fungus is nothing to be ashamed of.

>when the bong has better teeth

is it out yet? i'm getting tired of seeing all the spam when i click on Yea Forums.

and these captchas are unbelievable. get it together moot.

Holy shitballs, she looks like a 40 year old man who used to work in comedy.

...

looks like the wall hit her

Who the fuck approved that still
That is fucking horrible

LMAO, ITS PRETTY HILARIOUS TO USE THAT STILL FOR MARKETING

BET IT WAS SOME SHITLORD MALE TRYING TO SABOTAGE THE MOST IMPORTANT SUPERHERO MOVIE IN HISTORY

FEMINISM IS JOB #1, ALIENING HALF THE TICKET BUYING CAPESHIT AUDIENCE IS AN ACCEPTABLE LOSS FOR THE CAUSE

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just saw the latest news that they're expecting 80 million now

its your money and your ass s○yb○y peglover

absolutely based marvelbro

>want to go see Happy Death Day 2U on Thursday
>cant because the theater is 90% reserved for Captain Marvel and 10% Madea

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NOT ONLY did I preorder MY tickets (one for me, one for my girlboi, TEN just because FUCK Drumpf,) I bought 30 subscriptions to the NYT, supported struggling trans women on Patreon, and got the Captain Marvel™ logo tattooed onto my vestigial peepee. TAKE THAT CIS

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Its gunna bomb.
and by bomb i mean break even.
from here on in its just going to be a low sizzle.

She looks like a well skelped arse.

BREAKEVEN IS A BOMB FOR THIS TYPE OF HYPE

I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT LANGUAGE THIS IS BUT ITS FUCKIN FUNNY

OHH FUCK ME TOO MAN I TOTALLY GOT MY CAPTAIN MARVEL TICKETS MAN. ARE YOU A LITTLE BETA FAGGOT BITCH SOIBOI LIKE ME? HAHA NICE MAN MCU JUST MAKES ME DIAMONDS OHHHH FUCK OHHHHH AHHHHHH FUCK OHHH FUCK IM CUMMING FOR MCU OHHH FUCKKKKKKKK

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Why did Stan Lee approve this Mary Sue shit?

old.reddit.com/r/marvelstudios/comments/awb5qv/4chans_tv_board_is_spreading_a_conspiracy_about/

REDDIT IS FUCKING MAKING FUN OF US AGAIN!!!

FEMINSITCEL FALSE FLAGGING

ITS CUTE BUT THE BOX OFFICE PROJECTIONS STILL KEEP DROPPING :^)

is this feminism's true form?

What are her weaknesses? I'm new to this character.

hubris

stop posting redd*t garbage in here retard

Is this really her weaknesses?

she has no explicit weakness like superman or green lantern or something

I suppose I could go ask Yea Forums.

>What are her weaknesses?
Sales and comic cancellations. Why couldn't we get Ms Marvel flirting with Spider-Man instead, it's the only time she's fun

you must really hate wahmyn. I've ordered my limited edition bluray box set.

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fuckin kek

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SMILE, BRIE

YES LIKE THAT

LMAO

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DELET THIS YOU SHITLORD

Bravo user.... bravo.

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That's why you get made up before shoots.

Oh my.

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idgi

Danger of getting Captain Footrot tickets as a "reward" makes me unironically not want to donate blood.

Look at how adorable her stunt double is

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How old is she actually? She looks like 40+ in that.

BASED
I bought 30 and gave them to my local girlscouts

29

i didn't :)

I'm unironically starting to believe this film might be good. What do I do, Yea Forums? Should I kill myself before release?

Death is preferable to watching more marvelshit.

The Punisher.
Everyone's weakness is The Punisher.

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Alcoholism. No joke.

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So brave. No makeup and still smiling. Most women would cover their faces. Good for her.

yes, very brave to do what literally all men do every day.

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Shut up nazi. Go back to /pol/

>20+ MCU movies with male focused leads
>No one bashes these movies by calling their male leads ugly
>First female focused lead MCU movie
>Endless comments on how ugly she is

Wonder why women fear forced to wear make up.

Why didn't they make this qt3.14 the real captain marvel? Is it because she's actually attractive?

Oh please. If she was chosen, ya'll would've been calling her flat and freckled.

she was a huge drunk, honestly, if they made brie in to a huge drunk the movie would be fine.

I doubt her alcoholism will come in at the first movie. I mean, Tony's didn't come in until movie #2.

That’s because the male MCU characters aren’t ugly.

Need to run it through face app

foot fungus

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Okay, you got me there.

>flat and freckled.
my dick, stop it.

Not to mention:
-Bulldog face Jeremy Renner.
-Square face with a jaw that's ready to explode like a bread can Tom Holland.
-One sandwich away from being fat Chris Pratt
-Bland and fuggs Mark Ruffalo
-Don Cheadle's bugged eyed looking ass
-Paul Bettany only looks good because painted face.

I will give you that Evans and Hemsworth are Gods among men, but to act like the entire male roster of the MCU are flawless men? Nah.

Is that the foot fungus entering through her ears?

Whats her name? She should had been Ms Marvel!

>bait

>Can't make a valid argument
>Call it bait to ignore it

>thinks I'm the same user
>implying I'm not just calling out your bait

Stunt double? But they told me she did sll the stunts in the action scenes? She can push a SUV for fuck sake!

I like this but the filename makes you look like a newfag

Please storytime the whole thing; I love this one

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I could, and have, watched that guys channel all day.

You'd still have to deal with the current writers.

too embarrassed to tell your friends so you come here?

ironic since women seem to like Cumberbatch even though he looks weird as fuck.

So if this movie takes place in the 90s and captain marvel is seemingly in her early 20s how is she not an old hag when she’ll be fighting Thanos in endgame?

What ever the "accident" was, that gave her powers. Its obviously slowed her aging down as well.

Who is this?

>Potion Seller! I'm going into battle and I need only your strongest potions.

it's gonna be a good movie

Is this the end result of coating your face with chemicals for 15 years? Makeup genuinely is the greatest trick the devil ever pulled.

IMAX forehead

youtube.com/watch?v=FZlc7mv7AyQ

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Steve. He eats MREs.

youtube.com/channel/UC2I6Et1JkidnnbWgJFiMeHA

Yes but they will all be covered in grease that has little bits of foot fungus floating in it.

Nice

Really hope a muscle girl doesn't rape me on my way out of the theater.

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He has rank, money, charisma and with the right haircut and beard (Strange), even looks attractive.

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>ALREADY PRE-ORDERED
Disney is literally tricking leftist zombies into virtue signaling into giving Disney even more shekels and Brie Larson promotes it daily on her twitter. Why doesn't Disney just give them tickets? Or hold free screenings for these "poor kids"? The whole thing is sick. How do people fall for it?

Clothes? School supplies? Food? Nah... they need to sit in a dark room for two hours and watch some feminist propaganda capeshit and we need to give an evil multi-billion dollar corporation even more money.

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The funny thing is chicks won't dress up like Captain Marvel for Halloween because she's a literal who superhero that nobody cares about and Brie Larson is ugly. Unlike Harley Quinn who triggers feminists because she's attractive yet every thot dressed up as her the year Suicide Squad was released.

Greasy Fungus

fresh off the presses. they're STILL doing it
>return to 1995 to fight sexism

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WTF???

This lady is not pretty at all.

I never noticed how odds jacksons face is

it's like his face was put on at the wrong angle and scaled too large for his head

>thinks she's actually captain marvel
>thinks she has actual super powers
>thinks she's fighting nazis
she is possibly insane

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>blatant picture of an MK Ultra procedure
Gotta love Hollywood

Think about what could have been

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>"Oh my God... She's more powerful than Iron-Man, Captain America, The Hulk, Thor, Dr. Strange, Odin, Dormammu, Scarlet Witch, Thanos, Galactus, Silver Surfer, Shuma-Gorath, Sentry, Ronan the Accuser, Beyonder, Doctor Doom, Beta Ray Bill, The Phoenix, Mephisto, Heimdall, Black Bolt, Loki, Cyclops, Kang the Conqueror, Hercules, Magneto, The Living Tribunal, Howard the Duck, Adam Warlock, Ultron, Mar-Vell, Captain Universe, Professor X, Hate-Monger, High Evolutionary, Amatsu-Mikaboshi, The Spot, Super-Skrull, Groot, Annihilus, Red Hulk, Ghost Rider, Squirrel Girl, Carnage, Swarm, Man-Thing, Frankenstein's Monster, Uatu, Super-Adaptoid, Ego the Living Planet, Devil Dinosaur, Gwenpool, and The Orb all put together."

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I'd watch the movie if she looked like that desu.

How does she manage to make her head look like an overripe tomato?

Is she Alex Jones long lost daughter?
Maybe the globalists stole her to utilize her powers for their agenda before he could elevate her to AlphaBrain(tm) status

Honest question, how do you think she got the job?

>comparing men to women
Stop complaining. You’re literally lowering yourself to their level by doing this

Reminder that if Disney would have wanted it to stop, Larson would be running around in purple dress and ribbons, calling everyone daddy, the very next day, and the journo cocksuckers wouldn't dare to utter a single bolshevik catchphrase.
Hammil ran away from plantation for a week before Disney whipped him into shape.

Good fucking grief

Activistishits. She is a friend of that retard Smollet, who is a pal of mustard US senator Kamala Harris and his nigger sister now plays Black Canary - blonde, blue-eyed superhero.

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I don't think she's hot enough to have gotten in by sucking off Shlomo Goldberg.

her parents sacrificed her to jew predators a long time ago, she's been in the (((system))) since she was 12

youtube.com/watch?v=y_bvl2TsNHg

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Yikes

God damn this girl is so fucking pretty

>that chick
>flat
u guys need to watch less anime

Chris Pratt is cute even when a little chubby, and Paul Rudd is a snack.

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Just gonna wait until someone posts a leak of the after credit scene showing how she ties into avengers. The mouse will get zero(0) dollars from me.

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She could double my stunt, if you know what I mean.

Just imagine, you're out in the fucking jungles of Vietnam coming back to base from burning some village to the ground, two of your squadmates got blown to shit, everyone around you is fucking depressed and homesick and PTSD'd. Meanwhile they're handing out rations and this fucker starts savoring every bite of whatever freeze dried ass the military gives him, reviewing it like a 5 star meal, commenting on the hiss of the cans, saying "nice" every time he puts shit onto his tray. What an absolute chad.

NOOO WE'RE FINISHED BROS

Just because shes super inhanced doesnt mean she cant be beaten by other characters who are supposed to be 10x more powerful like Thor. Even iron man should be able to take her on really.

she doesn't have any
see

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thats too bad
you cant refund them

>stunt double looks better than the actual actress
>most like doesn't share the main actress' retarded world view either

The world is a cruel place.

Is anyone else's cinema only playing CAPTAIN MARVEL for the entirety of next week? What's up with that?

Ehy would the put out articles saying that brie did her own stunts when you can do s simple imdb sesrch snd there she is, listed as her stunt woman, they should be praising, wtf, how is this logical?

they're still "showing" other movies, they just took away their number of screenings

my two big local theaters are about 80% CM screenings next week, it's fucking nuts

disney is a disease, they force theaters into all or nothing contracts (give CM X number of screenings or we won't give you Endgame)

they do the same with star wars, solo was forced upon theaters for weeks even though the theaters sat empty

I don't understand this meme

only thing that comes to mind

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I don't know. I don't have any friends. I don't go to the cinema.

I don't understand why theaters don't just...not agree to the contracts? Like I understand for one theater it could destroy them, but wouldn't a union of them really dent Disney if they could only show the movie in select theaters and people stopped giving a fuck because of it? What Disney is doing should be illegal.

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If they don't make Disney happy, Disney will punish them by taking away money makers like Endgame. That's why Disney keeps theaters under their thump and prevents pushback/unions. Disney is a monopoly now, they can get away with murder.

>dat brainwashing right on screen
disney gives no fucks

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thats some alien jizz

alt-right internet incels...

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For how many years is she "29"

Fake

You're going to be lonely.

First show of opening day at one of the major Los Angeles theaters.

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29 years

>pre-ordering tickets
who the FUCK does this?

Is that Kim Jong Un's face photoshoped in?

First general admission show for the Thursday previews, other than a (((Disney))) "fan" showing.

Very first showings on Thursday are selling, but things get sparse after that. Not many 3D or Imax bookings. People who are going are getting the cheap digital seats.

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Not trusting enough in herself.

First IMAX on Saturday. Go ahead and put your feet on the seat in front of you.

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>all those incels

marriage and procreation of white people

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What a qt.

Quads confirm it's bait

Buy your ticket now, you male oppressor.

*frowns*

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lol at IMAX assuming capeshitters care how their gay little capeshit "movies" look

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H8ful eight

The box office

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Attractive women should be banned.

Ask the grid girls

>everyone's

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how far up your own arse does your head have to be to think that by making movies you are actively effecting the world in positive way

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i hope it bombs, I doubt it will though

whhy does she look like 40? feminists need to learn to actually look feminine.

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>Larson's preparation for the stunt-heavy role included an intensive, four-hour daily gym routine with trainer Jason Walsh that eventually saw the 5-foot-7 actress dead-lifting 225 pounds, hip-thrusting 400 pounds and pushing Walsh's Jeep up a hill. There were days when the intensity of the training reduced her to tears and days when she got irritated by men at Walsh's West Hollywood gym who doubted her strength. "This guy watched me lift something really heavy, and he went, 'Wow, I can't even lift that!' As if he were the epitome of health," Larson says. "I said, 'Yeah, I guess you're going to have to rethink your gender norms.' "

>It's the time that I was starting to be able to lift a lot more and I was learning how to punch and kick and do judo throws," she says. "It was also the time that I was learning how to sit at a conference table and slam my hands on the table and say, 'You need to listen to what I'm saying.' And learning to not feel guilty about taking up space like that."

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>Captain Marvel has to carry the MCU for the next 10 years.

Biggest cinema in my city on opening night.

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Don’t be a misogynist

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With it being the only film in cinemas, the masses have no choice.

So Superman of the MCU inbound.

the patriarchy

Sup Brisfag.

>markswoman

Except Superman is a character I actually like.

looks like
although i think snyder did really well pointing out supermans human side as his biggest weakness in mos and bvs, which consequently got him killed

At least Superman is weak to kryptonite

Ayyyy

I want hi-res photos of Brie Larson, or even a photographic 3D model, just so I can unwrap it and see how blocky as fuck her face looks.

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Captain Capeshit is nothing like that creepy 70s cripple version of Superman that laughed about killing Zod and she's nothing like Man of Kino either.

youtube.com/watch?v=tDQRtG2xBao

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Larson experienced trauma when her parents divorced when she was seven.[11] She shared a dysfunctional relationship with her father; she has recalled, "As a kid I tried to understand him and understand the situation. But he didn't do himself any favors. I don't think he ever really wanted to be a parent."[11]

She played the troubled daughter of a corrupt cop (played by Woody Harrelson) in the drama Rampart (2011), an emotionally intense part she found herself unable to detach from.[56] A confrontation scene between Harrelson and her proved upsetting for her; the director tweaked the script to further explore the father-daughter relationship.[57][58]

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>With everyone super, no one will be

MY GOD, THOSE FUCKING TRIPS!

>I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE

>LITTLE GIRLS ARE STRONG

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gee you think?

why can't she be captain marvel? I'd honestly pay to see that instead. Why can't good things happen anymore bros?

>110776432
Reminder Disney and small indie studios that think we are their core audience are the only people sending shills to /teevee/

The writers don't put in any effort the directors don't put in any effort either but capeshit needs """acting""" so having these freaks like Brie Larson and Tessa Thompson that don't look the part at all makes all the sense in the world. It's the Marvel Gold Standard.

Then Everyone clapped

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Kek

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wtf this is horrible.. her face looks like it got cut & pasted w/o editing lol

Current Spiderman is a kid, the Jews aren't shilling for pedophilia YET

fucking disgusting

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no you didnt you got free tickets and are employed by disney who instructs you to shill on social media

All the lonely feminists.. where do they all come from, where do they all belong?

youtube.com/watch?v=eB_3JIN5Vso

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Why are there seats that close to the screen? I never see anyone use those. Nobody is that desperate to see a movie.

hows Operation Captain Fungal going?

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10/10

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She's one of them....

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she's going to hold a screening on her forehead

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>IMAX

reminds me of Pennywise

I hate freckles but this one image is oozing more charisma than Brie Larson has ever or will ever be able to conjure on her own. I'd overlook it because she looks fun and I'm willing to bet the excitement that my dick feels looking at this image would translate to the big screen.

THIS REALLY FUCKING HAPPENED

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I unironically want to have sex with her, bros.
She would be limp and cold as i pound her greasy roastbeef like a locomotive piston, probably not even having the courtesy to look me in the eyes.

Post proof. Post your seat number theater and show time you pussy.

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>I don't understand why theaters don't just...not agree to the contracts?

Disney would retroactively ruin them for not playing ball. Disney as a brand is bigger than any theater and not having Star Wars or Marvel secured means 7-9 weeks of your theater losing potential sales and customers. No one would willing afford to take that L.

had to wipe my screen after seeing this pic
thanks, user

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phone numbers

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OH NO NO NO NO

Hopefully it does just as well as Fury Road at the box office

I never noticed his wedding ring

People complained she looked like a zombie in the trailer and could benefit from smiling a little, which is basically rape

twitter.com/djkevlar/status/1100851445589467136

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he looked good as Doctor Strange tbqh

>autists on Yea Forums have the power to force fatties to transfer their savings to pedowood jews
THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM

oh dear God