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What did Harry Potter and the Prison of Azkaban director Alfonso Cuaron mean by this?

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This is fucking terrible logic.

Delta Squad from Sicario would wipe them all out with ease

>Cedric dead so all the thicc bitches any man can want

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literally me
not a nigger or a goblino though

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Yes yes, well done OP well done OP, HOWEVER...fuck this thread, fuck OP and fuck one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Seriously, each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though r-right
"Dios mios!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

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If wizards existed as Rowling envisioned them there would just be nonstop undetected rape of Muggles
>memory charms
>mind control spells
>love potions
I would just go to Hollywood and fuck all the major actresses for months

>hates mudbloods
>hates white muggles
>supports racemixing

My theory is that if he ever tried to fight muggles he would get BTFO.

Except this one. Extremely lame attempt by some loser who can't deal with the fact that this shit just can't compare to other memes so he just wants to "win" by spamming it. Sorry, can't help it it's just a failed attempt. Completely botched.

THATS MY WIFE'S SON

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why did jk rowling represent the bankers as goblins
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

what is this familiar shape?

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Simply put? You have lower IQ and tumblr sensibilities

It's great that they managed to keep some traces of Raimi's early involvement in the production.

Over here? Wouldn't surprise me judging from some of the threads that are posted here daily.

He was a half blood. He wanted the world to be better than he was.

>fred and george have the marauders map year one and year two
>dont mention to harry that voldemort's name is appearing on the map year one
>dont mention to harry that a giant fucking snake is the serial killer year two
>instead use this life-saving device entirely to play pranks on the maintenance guy

Are there bigger assholes in all of fiction?

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They apparently weren't surprised to see their brother sleep in the same bed as some guy named Peter.

>Don't tell Ron he's sleeping with a supposedly dead man
>Don't tell anyone that Ginny visited Hagrid's hut then stood at the wall covered in blood for a weirdly long amount of time before it was discovered

did the map show animals? voldemort can also be explained by showing his real name which they didn't know. the bigger fucking question is why they never brought up why some dude's name was always next to their brother's name

kek

I still don't know which one died

>did the map show animals?
One of the first things harry sees is Miss Norris. Rowling didnt consider that not being able to see animals would explain Fred and George being uncaring dicks

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>dios mios
You ruined the best part and made it dull. Still not as dull as the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises? Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

a-at least the books were good though r-right
>"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King

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you wish

still garbage and boring try again or don't if you only screw it up again

Well done, you also fucked it up

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Of course he did. He's been trying to make it a thing for some time but only managed to embarass himself because it's simply a bad and umemorable pasta. But it managed to expose a few people who began liking it only because they saw it a lot of times. It's a curious sociological case.

I did that on purpose because I think it's funnier that way.

Why didn't George and Fred use the Marauders Map in the final battle against Voldemort and the Death Eaters? Militaries would kill for that kind of intel during a battle.

It's an impossible job. Maybe it's a proof that making a successful pasta is more difficult than another Deh! edit or anything but I saw some recent ones that were actually quite good. The key is to have some "pasta bait" that would preceed its posting kind of like "what his name again?" and a good pasta should be memorable from the first sentence.

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Why is Yea Forums so smart bros?

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I wouldn't even dare to come to that snobbish place but I guess they're still doing something better than Yea Forums because you can talk about more ambitious work.

Don't worry bud Yea Forums is more fun
>I made this comic 5 year ago
;_;

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>supports purebloods
>is a mudblood
Right, so he's /pol/

He was half-blood. His mother magic roofied his father and fucked him. Then when magic roofies wore off the dude left and she died after giving birth

In fairness why would they know who Tom Riddle is

Black and white morals exist in real life and our media should reflect that.

they fucked each other in their asses. They acted fucking queer all the time.

lel the small print Joyce.

I'm a depressed racist neet. What's the best house for me?

The slaughterhouse

Does he literally do it for free?

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they literally look like z0mby
real life gorons

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at end of each year dumbledore lets him rape a girl from each house and then wipes her mind from it so she doesn't remember.

Black could be anywhere

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I MISS THIS COMFY FEEL BROS.

HOW COME THERE WON'T BE ANY MORE HARRY POTTER MOVIES WITH THESE FEELS

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

YOU HAD NO IDEA HOW COMFY THIS MOVIE WAS.

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manchild

Are you serious?

Are telling me you don't get the comfies from HP?