In America you can get a large peperoni pizza for $5.00...

In America you can get a large peperoni pizza for $5.00. We call this a "Hot Carl" here in CaliWali (California for those not in the know). The best thing too is that you dont even need to order your food you just walk in and its always hot and ready to go for you at the register.

What food deals/ traditions do you have in your country/ local area?

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Here in Argentina i can get a real small place artisan 4 cheese pizza for that money

>the average american eats 47 such servings each day
terrifying, if you think about it

does anyone ever actually ever order a pizza without extra cheese? any pizza with a regular amount of cheese will always be fucking trash.

and the cheese is always like $2 or more so those $5-$7 deals never actually end up being that price.

I thought a hot carl was where someone poop's on someone's face

Canada has that too but its only a medium and its called a Hot-n-ready

I order extra cheese everytime and always get made fun of by my family for it.

>"GIVS ME EXXXTRA CHEEESE"

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you don't mix cheeses on pizza, pepe

yeah and everyone knows little caesars is dogshit I just eat it because I hate myself. even 7/11 pizza is better. never heard anyone say hot carl or caliwali and I live in san jose

These "people" shouldn't be allowed to vote

>CaliWali
No one says this

wtf I just did this and the guys at the pizza place held me down and shit on my chest?

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based /ck/ poster on Yea Forums

>mfw when Americans call their pizza al salame piccante a "Hot Carl"

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>wake up around 10 p.m.
>pour a drink
>shitpost on 4channel
>keep drinking
>go to h.e.b. at 6am to load up on fresh sausage, jalapeno, and cheese kolaches
>continue to drink and shitpost
>take a nap-nap
>wake up and drink

fast food isn't even worth buying in aus. the portion sizes are so small for the price that you're still hungry after eating. a mcdonalds large meal here would be the equivalent of a small in the US. better value to just go to a local bakery and get a sausage roll and meat pie.

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yeah i remember college

highly doubt its real peperoni meat for $5

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>American pizza

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>bread and cheese
>$5

pizza is a scam

hotdogs are called fag lengths in the uk

>real peperoni meat
you mean from a peperoni goat?

Based Texas poster and his delicious kolaches

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This pic is inspiring in a way.
As fat as I am, I know that I'll never be so fat I'd eat an entire brick of cheese like a candy bar.

it was explained at sawcon

Enjoy your ‘za OP

You pay extra for the dippin' sauces.

Oh yeah, by Professor Suggondése

>foreigner pretending to be American to start an /int/ discussion on Yea Forums

Foreigners are so fucking lame oh my god

>paying for sauce

I cant read "hot carl" and not laugh. Im gonna start calling these pizzas hot carls. Theyre not bad if you ask for extra red sauce. But every once in awhile you get a bad one

>anyone say hot carl or caliwali and I live in san jose
OP is bait

>mfw americans call cold-on-the-cob "popsicles"

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>you can give your partner the ol Hot Carl, sure.
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yeh well

you can Suggondése nuts

some kids used to do that when I was like 6 years old

Cheese is good for you, it's the mountains of sugar and white flour that is making them fat.