I'm putting together a team TODAY

i'm putting together a team TODAY
You in?

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I swear I used to think they were a local thing for years

I'm in, just let me bring my friends Morgan & Morgan & Morgan & Morgan & Morgan & Morgan & Morgan & Morgan & Morgan & Morgan & Morgan & Morgan.
Got it?

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Come find me.

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I did until right now.

I'M HAVIN' CHEST PAINS

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WHY THE FUCK ISN'T THIS BASED MAN RUNNING FOR MAYOR AAAAAHHHHHHHHH

shes still single??

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90s guy in cowboy boots for a shitty beer ad is in

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AHAAAAAAAAAA
EMPIRE TODAY
WHAT'S CRACKIN' BAYBEEEEEEEEEEE

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She is a "dog mom".

YOU BUY ONE YOU GET ONE FREE
I SAID YOU BUY ONE YOU GET ONE FREE

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same

based florida poster

you mean governor

GOAT

only one of them is getting on the team, choose

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Listerine is here.

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Wait, what? I thought this was something local. What state are you in?

>mfw older brother (when he was a little kid) would call this casino taxi line they have here
>he'd call them all the fucking time
>mum would come out and hear the dispatch guy on the other end screaming at him to hang up the phone

Lmao

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Count me in.

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copy that

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>tfw you hear the empire today jingle after turning on the TV. Its 6 am, you have school today.
>this was over a decade ago
>you will never relive this

Nobody messes with our team, nobody.

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fucking lol

norton furniture is here for you

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Goddammit I was gonna post Mark

Is there anyone (ANYONE) who can beat the kid who can replace your DNA with fruit by the foot?

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used to see this commercial EVERY break watching Fox news back in like 2011
fucker looks like harry reid too lol

Why would he call them?

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Stand aside, we've already won.

10:03
Holy shit...

It's gotta be a HUGE team

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catchy theme song I guess

Call 4-2-9
6-6-6-6!

Newfags will never understand
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>bullies you into going to a shitty college

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they arent?

Because he's a fucking huge alcoholic and got his driving license revoked for multiple DUIs

It hasnt stopped him though. He has a dedicated limo drive him around to bars and will often be seen chatting up women with two margaritas in his hands and theyre both for him

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YOUR LACK OF CAR INSURANCE HAS BEEN SENSED
EAGLE MAN HAS COME

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everyone knows this meme dude. it was even on the fucking office

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Im in

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based and floridapilled

The CapriSun Celestials

I WANT MY MONEY AND I NEED IT NOW

Have you guys seen her?

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I’ll do it for free (FREE!)

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I want to cum on her teeth so fucking badddd

If I raise your rates, will you die?

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She cute

It would be extremely painful

Wait a second, this dickhead claims to live and work in Nashville now, I see him on the local news here talking about how he's been a Nashville local for years and is raising a family here. Where the fuck is this guy from?

You guys need a band?

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*steals your gimmick*

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Didn’t they get rid of her because of all of the porn?

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