*Takes away your snacks while you're watching kino*

i'd tie her up in the backyard and force her to watch me do slam dunks while casually asking her if she could do it

what are the odds of finding a woman like this in the west?.

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>irritated_Ryan_Gosling.jpg

>she lives in LA now
Nani?

>I told you user, you can only have one snack per kinosession
>Im folding the rest of them away

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>The Japanese girl I knew at Uni was more a Tomoko-chan than a Marie-sama.
If I were (You), I wouldve dated her and inhaled her body odor daily

How's this for a snack?
*Unfolds dick*

Unironically? 0.

>Marie Kondo
>Marie Condom
lol

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>normal sized Lays bag is half her width

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And she is 34 yet looks like she's in her early 20s. This is why Asian women are superior to white women. Asian women are less degenerate and age gracefully, while white women are selfish, degenerate whores who age like shit. I started dating Asian girls and never went back.

wow 21 posts before some sperg starting 'tisming about white roasties
must be a new record

>Mkay, bed time after then.
>Will you tuck me in marie-sama?

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Sorry your white gf is getting fat and wrinkly in her mid 20s. My Asian gf is 25 and passes as a high schooler.

She is legitimately beautiful in this picture. Made my eyes water. Not even joking around. I'm going to save this image.

Not even the looks, she just seems like a nice person. Is too autistic to wish for a spouse with motherly traits?

Why do so many people tune in to watch a 5/10 fold shit? What am I missing?

Psychologically speaking, every man subconsciously looks for a woman who resembles his mother.

oh come on one lil eggroll?

>She speaks english
SHE HAS BEEN PLAYING US LIKE A DAMM FIDDLER

Fuck off freud

Man, was disappointed to see how she looks outside of this picture.

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You mean a wife who is selfless rather than selfish? A wife who cares about both partners happiness rather than solely her own? A wife who believes in traditional gender roles rather than rejects traditional female roles while still expecting you to follow traditional male roles? A wife who will will let you be yourself and love you for who you are rather than force you to conform to the way she wants you to be? A wife ages gracefully rather than gets fat and wrinkly before before her 27th birthday? A wife who wants to experience the world with her partner, rather than experience it alone so she "can find herself"?

You can certainly wish for a wife like that, that is every mans dream. Now in terms of finding a wife like that, good luck. You won't find white women like that, but you can certainly find Asian women like that.

based Marie thread

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she should have folded them, then stored them away in their proper place, perfectly nestled in the trashcan.

I don't understand this. Are amerimutts so retarded, that they need a Japanese woman to teach them how to fold things? I have learned all this in very early childhood and see this knowladge as given. Do ameretards really not know these things??

it's all yours friend

She has a soothing voice, teaches you how to fold your clothes and appreciate them adding to your overall happyness.
She doesnt nag about anything, doesnt get on you nerves, cleans stuff and is smoll and likeable.
She is everything western women lack nowadays.

>still spouting this stupid theory
>motherly traits
Sounds like you need to grow up dude.

its like im watching my dry cleaning service

know what else is half her width?

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vietnam fucking shit

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incel

In short, yes. Americans need to be taught how to throw away their garbage, clear out their hordes of shit, and generally need to be taught how to live like human beings and not fucking pigs or cattle.

I'm currently looking to buy a house and so I've been in a number of homes that people are selling and 9/10 are absolutely disgusting. Floors ripped up, shit everywhere (clothes, toys, food, etc). The interiors are falling apart, holes in the walls and ceilings, busted electrical connections, evidence of water damage in every room. It's fucking awful. I can't see how people live like that, I feel disgusting just walking through

Nobody messes with my chipsu

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lmao

Where are you looking for houses? Are you poor or something?

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>hugs Marie and her translator first, pecks his wife on the lips only after she complains

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absolute seething white roastie

this is funny but it'd probably haunt me in my dreams if i were her

Thats a man who knows he fucked up marrying a useless white roastie.

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Damn, Jazz's friend Skylar got married?

his wife looks like a 30-40 drug addict, so i'm not really surprised he did this. He probably fucking hates her, with her weird beady eyes.

If you look closely you can actually pinpoint the exact moment he realizes he settled for less.

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Honestly it's his fault. He has no excuse marrying a white roastie in a multicultural place like California

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Look at the way she goes to him with open arms as soon as he walks in. It hurts.

I'm not rich but you don't have to be a millionaire to buy some bleach and paint. Just keep up with your house, the biggest investment the majority of us make. Americans don't seem to understand that though.

I was thinking Noelle.

>Honestly it's his fault. He has no excuse marrying a white roastie in a multicultural place like California

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>rich as fuck
>goes for the most rice farmer looking asian ever

That's a jew though

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Lol was Brenda Song the one they used to portray her in the movie?

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Different person, dumbass.

If you prefer roasties over this there is no hope for you.

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the wh*te roastie is a skeletor and tattooed. absolutely disgusting

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no she was dating the latino guy

Can we fucking have a thread without incel /pol/posters ruining everything?

sno, sorry. They will suck and fuck any thread they enter.

Formerly on-topic.

try reddit you whiny effeminate cuck

>cleans up your thread

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>Americans need to be taught how to fold shirts and blankets

Yellow fever fags seem incapable of talking about asian women without sperging out over how much they hate white women. Really makes you think.

The things I’d do to have her take a wee in my mouth.

I thought she was a few years older than 34. She doesn't look early 20s at all.

Thanks Peterson

Losantos destroys Marie Kondo in three minutes.

youtube.com/watch?v=M-fmNH8N2E4

Mexican George Soros?

chicANO

Here we see a man who's trapped. He instincively goes for Marie and her translator because in the few hours they spent together they showed him something he had already forgotten: kindness, affection, love, even though not a romantic one. Those women don't nag, they are actually interested in hearing what he thinks, what he feels. The realization hits him like a sledgehammer when he catches sight of the herpes-ridden skeleton he calls his wife: I had already forgotten how love feels like. I want out, but I have a child with that thing. For his sake, I will bear it.

>Mexican

>American
>Education

Because we've been relying on Mexicans to do it for us

how did you know fellow patriot?

LOL

The funny thing is that Fedeguico is maybe shorter than Marie Kondo.

I really dislike women who eat crisps. My dream woman is unironically one who doesn't eat crisps, i dont give a shit about anything else she does

>
sauce

Most specific thing I've ever seen

Ya lo escuché en su momento, es gracioso leer los comentarios, básicamente mujeres sin sentido del humor quejándose de que Losantos se meta con la japonesa. Menuda panda.

>X DESTROYS SJWs with ARGUMENTS and LOGIC
>those kinds of videos have leaked into the espanosphere as well
Dios mio.

Now THAT'S an incel post.

as a 6 year old i once saw my female cousin (epitome of the roastie meme) lick the coating off a salt and vinegar crisp and then eat it, ever since then i've been disgusted by any crisp related snack. whenever i see someone eat salt and vinegar flavoured anything i have to leave the room. just thinking about it now makes me shudder

You say that like it's a bad thing

I'm legitimately interested by this

Losantos destroys Pablemos with arguments and logic

youtube.com/watch?v=k3WqC5juY64

here is a (you) because you deserve it

Is Losantos the Mexican Ben Shapiro?

fuck off or i'll feed you to godzilla

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Nami Hoshino SNIS-555

But that's how you're meant to eat any chip or chip-like substance with flavour dusting you gormless chipmunk.

Lads, lads.

ONE
THREE
NINE

centimeters tall.

Umm in feet and inches, please.

imagine

Imagine picking her up by the waist to reach the top of the closet.

Weeaboos need to be shot on sight.

just shy of 4'7"

Yum

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It always happens, and it comes even shittier.

weeaboo =/= asian woman fetishist
weeaboo == japanophile
obsessing over a japanese woman isn't the same as obsessing over a woman because she's japanese

Is the closet her ass in this I'm gonna assume it's her ass.

>Marrying an Asian-American

2nd Generation and beyond are worst than niggers. There's something about American culture that demeans us all.

picked up by the waist mind

>Asian
>short
>yet stacked
>has a booty, too
Brehs.

Yea, plastic surgery does wonders.

god i must rape marie kondo
i MUST rape

"They age overnight. It's like a pear."

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source?

>the roastie is powerless against the Asian invasion

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Who is the girl?

Asking for a friend.

we need more webms bros

I have watched the entire season knowing I wouldn't even give a fraction of a shit if it was a fat white chick telling those people how to tidy up.

fuck off fatty go eat your snacks

Notice how his wife makes zero effort to greet him, just leans there waiting for him to make the effort after a long day at work. Then she's bitchy when she has to ask for him to greet her.

That's definitely something on my list too but it's more about lifestyle. Someone who's fine snacking on chips or other empty calories is not someone I want to be with. There's very little reason to actually snack and those that do are on a surefire path to gaining weight every year.

>dead eyes, nose, crooked teeth, tattoo
western women

reminds me of a japanese girl that was also friendly towards me now I'm sad and filled with regret for not asking her out

womanlets give birth to manlets

how many incels have you killed, the problem isn't going to solve itself

>not asking her out
just ask her to marry you dude. they're submissive. they have to say yes

I love how Americans go to Japan and Japanese media makes them do crazy shit, then Japanese people come over here and we make them do crazy shit.

don't worry we are going to kill incels soon

>friendly towards me
Lad, she could have just been friendly for the sake of it.

>blanket-o
>dress shirt-o
>closet-o

Do Japs not have words for these things?

This mutual funposting will be the foundation of the New Axis

He has a faggot lisp like the Portuguese.

they have native words for them but some of them are seen as kinda lame compared to english. english sounds cooler and has replaced a lot of words to the chagrin of older generation. so you get markets too where people try to only sing, write, or talk in native japanese words. this also gets funny because some loanwords have been in the language since first contact with the west; some of them think tabacco is a native japanese word lol

This happens to my mom all the time lol.

No one cares doctor faggot keep your science shit away

Actually I found it interesting.
Good post.

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Does it also have to do with those words specifically used to describe a western version of whatever? Like I'm sure they have words for shirt, but a shirt-o is most likely used to describe a western style shirt.

They have a lot of loan words. クローゼット (Kurōzetto) is closet. Most of their "letters" come as two English ones. ト = to. That's why you usually hear them end some words with "u" or "o".

I want her to teach me how to store my penis in her vagina.

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gonna have to ask her husband and two kids first
idk, maybe her husband is a cuck, you might strike gold

What if I want a womanlet daughter?

Their only words that end in a consonant end in "n". Everything else ends in a vowel due to their alphabet.

So... they're Italian?

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that is true for a lot of things but they use shatsu and T-shatsu for shirts. a lot of loanwords have almost completely replaced original words in usage to the point where younger people forget the native word after school age.

as the other post is saying, japanese words only end in vowels or a nasal m/n sound. so things ending in a t or d will end it "to" or "do"

I should go check on my mom, thanks for reminding me haha

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Polo Bear is Porobea in Japan
i found that out whilst looking through Yahoo Auctions

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a shame a pair of tits like those are wasted on him

t. white woman

>barefoot
>cleaning
why is she not pregnant

>wearing a man's dress shirt as a dress
BONER CALM DOWN

youtu.be/2KgAilTTZnQ

Superior Japanese potato chips folded one thousand times

I don't know if I could resist picking her up and spinning her around.

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She's from a rare, dying breed in Japan, so yeah, it's basically 0.

FUCK WHY

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underrated

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you know for a FACT that she cheats on her husband with BIG WHITE cocks all the time

GODDAMN