HOW?!

I lasted close to 30 days once, but honestly its possible if you have willpower. Only reason I said fuck it was because they werent responding back. Otherwise I couldve gone longer.

12 year old virgin when

You can watch it on Pornhub.

1. He was nofap too.
2. He was 20 or something and in college.

imagine not only not getting laid, but never even managing to just kiss a girl for 25 years of your life haha could you imagine hah so crazy i know

what are you doing here nigger
do we need to get a mob after you

Hahaha wow imagine doing that for 36 years crazy haha

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thats just... yeah wow i cant even fathom... wow....

I tried this and lasted 2 days.

You're bullshiting right now.

>Christianity in general

It's 10 years too late for these comments, grandpa.

Why? I'm 32 KHV and I don't see how I won't reach 36 KHV.

Wish I was. Turns out if you really don't make changes in your life shit never changes

I don't have to imagine... sigh

And I don't see any change in any future (far or near).

Don't you guys ever went to college or something? Your standards must be too high, look you need to get the uggos first to give yourself corage to then try and find some cutie.

In the case of a girl, it actually is strange.

For a guy, we've somehow let it become the norm though.

Same here. When you hit that point, logically you think the only shot you have is with a girl that has serious issues because normal woman will see you as damaged goods so your choices are being alone or being with someone who will probably make your miserable.

IMO we need to do more to help kids that don't hit milestones in life. Like if you don't get with a girl by college it's extremely hard to almost impossible after that to have a healthy relationship without some kind of help.

Supposedly it's retarded, the girl think her crush won't want to sleep with a virgin so she tries to lose it to another guy before shacking up with the crush.

>women

I went to college. Problem is I had over protective parents so when I hit college really didn't know what to do with woman and was extremely shy. I got out of my shell but I got out of it my senior year and too late. Also later in life I realized 1 or 2 girls was pushing to fuck me but I was so stupid I didn't pick u the cues. Both were asian, one typical cuie asian and another big tittied asian probably could have married either of them.

I did go to college and I have a load of female friends and I don't have social issues either.
I'm just a fatass and not the good looking kind either, I wouldn't want to date me either.

If you look at a female wrong in college you'll get pulled into mandatory counseling and if you're lucky they won't take all of your money and throw you out on the street

>Also later in life I realized 1 or 2 girls was pushing to fuck me but I was so stupid I didn't pick u the cues. Both were asian, one typical cuie asian and another big tittied asian probably could have married either of them.
I hate you. You should hate your parents too

Haha, erm tips on how to get out of the metophorical shell like you did.

Minor correction, she doesn't think her crush won't want to sleep with a virgin, her crush actually doesn't want to.

Final year of college here. Never even kissed a girl.

Haven't had sex since January lads, its been tough but the end is in sight, fucking this Tuesday. I don't know how I made it...

You have no idea. As a kid I was underweight. My doctor literally told my mom it's no biggie it sort itself out later but she took that as I had a problem and started feeding me twice as much that a normal kid should eat and then the reverse happened and I became a super obese kid. I am ok now but basically my whole life has been me battling eating disorders thanks to my retard mom.

Get an on campus job that requires you to talk to a lot of people. I worked at the local college textbook store. Had I not done this I guarantee you I would be a jobless NEET incel instead of just an incel.

I'm obviously not the first one to ask you this, but what about hookers?

It's not sex I want user, that's a nice extra.
I just want a companion.

I don't want to just fuck a woman. I don't think that would fix anything.

Would rather die as a virgin than resort to hookers, I find it extremely beyond pathetic.
Imagine paying to have sex for the first time without even kissing a girl.

Oh my bad, don't remember if I remembered that falsely or some user just told it back wrong.
But retarded along those lines, as if somebody turns down a virgin.

Thanks, I've actually completed two internships now and seen my propensity for chit-chat soar but I still freeze up when it's with a cute girl. Guess that just needs more practice because I'm just used to talking with middle-aged men from tjose internships.

My real problem is hating bars and clubs I think but that's where all the magic happens in college.

I don't know if you smoke but another thing is to go outside where people smoke and talk to them there. Even if its for a couple of seconds its like Omeggle you shitpost with a random then never see them again.

If you're out of college and still a virgin with no hope of change, just fuck an escort. Why keep the chip on your shoulder which is going to permanently damage your confidence with girls, when $100 can get rid of it.

you're a fucking faggot blaming your parent for your own stupidity

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I'll consider it, just don't want to be end up a junkie for cigs.

The thing is that you can't "just fuck an escort" if you're a late kissless virgin

>look up for an appropriate hooker online
>call/message the hooker and set up the time and place of meeting
>look up for an appropriate hotel online
>go call up for a hotel room and pay up/reserve a room for that certain date
>day comes, go buy condoms and then drive to that hotel, go inside and wait for the hooker to come
>when she comes have some meaningless dumb small talk before you get to the room
>get into your room, get undressed and try to have sex for the first time in your life with basically a complete stranger while never even kissed a girl
>when it's over you get dressed, pay the hooker and then go home
Would bail out on step two already my famalam

I love this copypasta because it's 100% true and accurate

I got you, but in order to find a girl, in this age, you need to be confident and not geek out when it comes to sex.
Is not really for the pleasure, but more for the experience you gain with it.

what's your job now?

Start as a no hopevirgin, fuck hookers, then join tinder, get a fuckbuddy, move on to pof and start dating, get a gf. This process took me 15 months all in. Removing anxiety about being a virgin and knowing what to do in bed helps you talk to girls in general, which helps you land a girlfriend.

>be kid
>rely on parents for survival
>they overfeed me with the intent of making me fat
>this is my fault

I mean I took responsibility for it today and I am not fat but I had a lot of difficult years of being bullied as a kid thanks to them.

Didn't he also go without masturbating too?

Not that user, but I have no fears or anxiety of actually having sex honestly, so that's not the problem.
More afraid of my first kiss than my first sexual experience, if either ever happen that is

IT obviously. Thats where we all go.

Where do you even get a hooker?

Just find an escort that does incalls, why go to all that hassle. Stop being a bitch and finding excuses not to improve your situation.

Do women actually still get fuckbuddies out of tinder?
Don't mind me, just jealous because I thought I was getting one last night then just as I got to the foot of her building she said she wasn't sure she wanted to this anymore and blocked me
It feels like the app only exists for ego-boosts to them.

My one and only girlfriend I met in my second year of uni. I asked me to be my partner cause I didn't know anyone else in class.

How would paying to have sex improve my situation at all?

Adultwork if you're in the UK. I'm assuming most countries have an equivalent, stay clear of eastern Europeans anyhow.

Just match the girls pace and amount of toungue, it's pretty simple to get the hang of, but yeah you'll be nervous first time regardless.

I know tons of guys who married girls they met in college. Seems like it is very important and if you don't do this you are fucked.

Never been an incel and I used to fuck escorts along with casual sex. Really dont understand why you virgins build it up so much and why you look down on fucking hookers.

I think the golden age has passed, but it's still more reliable than craigslist or regular dating sites if finding a fuckbuddy is your goal.

Haha imagine actually being as virgin beyond 14. Haha imagine a 18 year old virgin
Haha what a freak a 25 year old virgin would be, right?

I fuck escorts at least twice a month and it's never awkward. You talk to them at first, cozy up and tell them what you want and what they would be okay with and then you start. Stop looking at it like oh I'm so pathetic I have to pay for sex and look at it as I have money so I'll pay for sex to circumvent all the bullshit.
Mind you, I live in a third world country so 8/10 college student escorts are $100 for two hours, pretty clean and chill about sex. I've had sex with at least 20 escorts and I haven't caught a single disease (don't fuck cheap hookers), kissed all of them and went down and seriously had a great time with most of them.

Once you fuck enough women, you stop mystifying sex and start seeing other females as just human beings, which helps just talking to them. I've been on two long lasting relationships (just ended my most resent one, she broke up with me RIP) but my first 10 sexual relationships were with escorts.

TLDR - Literally nothing wrong with fucking escorts if you can afford it. It will actually help you deal with women better in life.

Can you get an escort that just cuddles with you on the couch and kisses you for an hour?

reminder that larping deus vult “christains” are the new fedora

Casual sex doesn't appeal to me at all. I want to have sex with a person with some kind of emotion attached.
In any case it would take a long time for me to be comfortable being naked in front of someone, let alone doing that. I just can't comprehend how people can do it with strangers.

When you are so removed from people for so long you desire actual emotional attachment, someone that you can care about and vice versa.
Sticking a penis in a vagina won't solve anything.

I guarantee I would never have been able to start dating normal women if I didn't use escorts to get over my issues first. I honestly hope at least one person in this thread listens to this and acts on it.

Jesus, stop being so dense and read the whole post.

They usually expect sex unless you tell them otherwise when contacting them. I once told an escort to stand on a chair in her underwear still as I just kinda watched and touched all her body not like a doctor but more to like, watch and feel her from different angles like a live peep show. She thought it was weird but not in a bad way, but we laughed it off and I had sex later. Escorts are pretty chill, mate.

I wouldn't mind trying it. The thing is though it seems tough to jump from kissless virgin to sex. Can you have escorts just sit there and embrace you and kiss you a couple of times before moving on to sex. A lot of people are suggesting here to run marathons before you learn to walk. But from what I read escorts might have an issue if you want to do shit like that.

Unironically that’s called the “Girlfriend Experience” and it costs more than just fucking

No lie

tfw would see escorts just to get that experience to stop sperging out about sex but the fact that it is illegal in the US is fucking lame. to fuck escorts that aren't STD goblins you have to give your ID and work info to some shady site to ensure that you aren't a serial killer. obviously if they gave up the ghost to the cops they would lose customers but what if they raided them or some shit, that makes me paranoid. or you walk into their apartment and it's the fucking cops. jesus.

You don't want to kiss hookers my man.
There was literally someone's else dick there 5 minutes ago.

>In an attempt to fix his problems, Matt vows to abstain from sexual stimulation, including masturbation, for the 40 days and 40 nights
try 40 days nofap as a 20 year old male

every time you go into a bathroom you are inhaling other people's shit particles and urine, so what? mouthwash and toothpaste exist.

"No"

It depends. Just don't cheap out on escorts. From my experience (prostitution is legal in my country) escorts are very anal about their health and get tested more regularly than stacys who go hunting for random dick each weekend. Don't know how that applies to the US. Again, I've been with over 20 escorts. I've kissed and had unprotected oral sex with most of them. I always get tested after, I'm clean. I'm talking escorts, not street hookers turning tricks for crack money.

Yeah you can pretend like hookers use mouthwash and brush their teeth after every client if that eases your mind, but we both know that's not true.
Inhaling poop particles is not the same as literally licking dozens of different semen samples of the teeth of hooker. Not to mention all the possible diseases you can contract

Just find an escort who lists her work hours and make sure you're the first booking of the day. Never fuck streetwalkers at all though.

Then go for an escort who doesn't do OWO, simple solution

>they weren't responding back
are you a necrophiliac?

>fucked an escort for the first time today
>thought I was gonna die from fear
>stood far away from the door when she opened it
>peeked into every room of the apartment before I entered
>settled on 30 minute session in case I don't blow my load early
>had to lie on the bed and take deep breaths for a minute or two
>she just laughed it off and claimed I look and act like "Sheldon from big bang theory"
>the fear faded once I got to feel her breasts and she started stroking me. Jesus they were indescribably soft.
>she starts sucking me off, felt way better than I expected, especially the slight sensation of her teeth.
>tried sucking her tits, didn't really get anything out of it so I stopped after a while.
>barely put my tongue on her clit, tasted like bad milk and my mouth dried up in a flash. Never doing that again.
>fucked her in various positions, cowgirl felt best but all that hip slamming started to feel bad in my stomach, doggy worked best for both of us.
>eventually she sucks and jerks me off until I cum when the time is almost up. Felt like she was gonna rip my dick apart.

Was fun though and good to know I can manage my stamina. Just go out there and get it over with.

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And what now? You pay again for an escort or?

another saturday night well spent haha

I did a year of no-fap in college.

Guess I'll join the tinder rat race and see how it works out, wouldn't mind going for another escort once in a while though. Small price to pay for the guaranteed benefits.