>One ticket to Captain Marvel and an extra-large bucket of crab legs, please
One ticket to Captain Marvel and an extra-large bucket of crab legs, please
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Sorry, but our policy requires you to wear a shirt.
Haha i was just joking, two tickets for Alita: Battle Angel for the third time this month.
Left can't meme
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How do I get a body like that, lads?
Based Gigachad saving the day once again
Oh but I am wearing a shirt
*rips off fat ticket attendant's dirty polo and puts it on*
Out of my way bitch, and I changed my mind I'm going to see my waifu Alita again.
Sorry we don’t accept ybois
eat nothing you like, take steroids, work out every day for hours on end, and the day before your photoshoot drink no water.
this is not a sustainable look, go for strength user.
>Sir were all out that lady got the last one
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>I'm sorry sir, but we are only screening Captain Marvel today per our licensing agreement with Disney.
All the ad shill threads on Yea Forums have convinced me of is that cinema died in my lifetime.
>t. leddit
>work out every day for hours on end
That's not good for your body. All the actors that say they've been in the gym 6 hours a day before a role are lying.
If you don't have the genes, it will never happen. Look at that face. You will never have that face.
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ss + gomad
where's your girlfriend, nerd?
Cis white male, didn’t you get the memo?
>Sorry, gentlemen, strict no singles policy is in effect, I'm sure you understand
>chad
>one ticket
see, this is why social retards shouldn't write scripts
read the sticky and have fun
>yo bro, 6 tickets for How to train your dragon 3 for me and the bros. I'm paying
>any film screening with the biggest male audience please
>they asked for one ticket
>this means they are alone
LMAO NOPE
>for the third time this month
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>/fit/ taught me about squats and oats
>/pol/ taught me to blame others for my short comings but to never take action
>/fa/ taught me how to dress like an effimnate hipster faggot