I can't believe Misato was actually going to fuck Shinji

In that occasion, fucking Shinji is the mature thing to do. Not fucking him, or playing mind games with him like what Asuka does, is the immature and dangerous thing to do. The guy is a bomb waiting to explode.

Ideally, if Gendo was interested in the emotional well-being of Shinji, he would have discretely paid/ordered one or two cute women to approach his son for a night stand. But Gendo gives no fucks, and the only one that gave a fuck was Misato, and she only had her body.

Misato a best

I always though that’s why Misato looked after Shinji and kept trying to fuck him; Gendo set it up so his son could get laid by a total freak and chill the fuck out so he could focus on fighting angels.

well...
i can't say anything against that good job now i don't hate misato.
but i really really hate asuka and nothing can change that

Would I like EGE if I absolutely hate anime, anime tropes and weaboos?

>Although it’s seems she only sought out sex and drinking as coping mechanisms for the trauma she went through
Hm, now I realize why I was always a Misatofag.

no. waifus are the only reason this show ever got popular

LIVING THE DREAM

ALSO ITS 90S JAPAN SO EVEN THOUGH SHES AN EASY SLUT STILL DISEASE FREE

NGE SPINOFF WITH KAJI AS JAMES BOND TRIPLE AGENT FUCKING ALL THE HOT CHICKS WHEN

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Hmmm maybe watch it again and pay attention this time
>gendo gives no fucks
You too.

most likely not

daddy and mommy issues

In the end Anno made End Of Evangelion as a big fuck you to otakus

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based retarded poster

How come misato is considered a slut if, as far as we know, she only fucked one man?
Reminder that Ritsuko fucked Gendo who also fucked her mother.

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Because he could not henshin into a devilman or Guyver unit.

You would be depressed too.

he's dangerous in the movies because he acts more 'alpha' and is messing with forces he doesn't understand (though this is intentional since he's been given a reality bending cyborg to pilot). SEELE doesn't really understand them either.

who knows how many men she fucked after she and Kaji broke up the first time

>i still dont get how shinji was depressed

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>NOT GONNA PUT THE MOVES ON

*PUTS THE MOVES ON*

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it's assumed because we know she has issues with using sex as a cure for her problems during her relationship with kaji. there is no proof though so the title is a bit dumb.

Misato is fairly open about it, the picture she gives shinji in e1 and telling ritsuko.
We the viewer only really find out about ritsuko relatively late on and her personality is much more reserved.
Gendo is probably using ritsuko so she's kind of niaeve I guess, misato is trying to shag a wee boy which is much more pervy also.

I hate anime, I never watched anything for 15 years. I watched NGE onky recently because I read some interesting shit around.
I found it interesting, actually great in many aspects, but only the tv episodes. Movies are shit, even EOE.

None she was focussed on her career to destroy angels and get revenge of course. That's why she wants to jump shinji he can avenge her father's death and essentially replace him

>Outting yourself as an incel
Son...

that was a slut in the 90's

>even EoE
"No."

shows about low test

>Movies are shit
Mmm
>, even EOE.
Imagine being this retarded.

This, Anno hates Otakus and waifufags especially but the truth is Eva only got so big thanks Rei and Asuka.

I might add that discussions about NGE are quite entertaining.
Just throw an "Asuka or Rei" and you'll see fags ripping each other's faces off.
I can't think of a more radical and irreconcilable division than the one between Asukafags and Reifags

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EOE IS THE GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT OF NIPKIND
vimeo.com/149851589

REBUILDS ARE CASHGRAB TRASH

SOUL, SOULLESS

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EOE is just the least bad of the movies, but it's still trash.

>she touched his hand, that means she was gonna fuck him
hahahha

misato is a daddy issues skank obsessed with men and male approval

ohnonononooo

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cringe

Why is it that Kaworu was the only person who ever made Shinji happy?
Are Japanese women really that useless?

Because Shinji was vulnerable to the slightest bit of affection, which he had been denied from literally everyone else.

Evangelion is one of the only anime series I've ever watched that actually had thoughtful directing comparable to cinema

kaworu wasn't human. anno was in quite a state when he wrote eva.

This is a lie, Anno is a huge otaku.

no one cares about your shit chinese cartoons nerd

>people talking shit about Best Girl itt

MISATO A CUTE, YOU SHUT YOUR DOUBLE NIGGER MOUTHS

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t. NARUTOSHITTER

PS
GAS THE MARIFAGS, REBUILD SCUM

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Because Kaworu genuinely loved Shinji and he showed it freely. He was the first person Shinji could actually rely on in any major way.
I just fucking hope the "cycles" bullshit is a meme and doesn't turn out to be true.

>I can't believe Misato was actually going to fuck Shinji
means she is a mature person. She was willing to do it for the greater good my dear.

Fuck off puppy0

Do we want to discuss how much pain this brave little girl went thru?
I literally cried when her story was revealed.
Truly best girl, truly best character.

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>of the movies
No one thinks like this

Asuka is for ragefucking and leaving to seep semen
Misato is for drunken 2am fuckathons
Rei is an onahole to be used before heading off to work

Kaworu is for that gentle slow fuck then cuddling.

she wasn't trying to do it for Shinji's benefit
fucking was her way of dealing with pain, and she was still fucked up from Kaji's death
Shinji was just there and in his own pain, so she thought he would respond and they could just use each other

>never watched EoE because the show's ending was the perfect resolution
>didn't feel attracted to any of the female characters because of their obvious glaring flaws
>can't discuss Evangelion online because literally nobody shares my opinions
wtf

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>>never watched EoE because the show's ending was the perfect resolution
Embarrassing.

yea, i never saw this as helpful to shinji, it would have just fucked him up further at that point. even if misato did intend for it to be that way as well as help her deal with her own pain.

I wish my dad would get me a full time job and sluts all over my dick and a giant robot. Like I don;t get it, everybody has to wageslave.
>waaaaahhh it hurtssss
I'm sure being a boxer hurts to but you get millions of dollars, god shinji is such a beta bitch, I really hate this show.

>STRONG WOMAN GONNA SOLO THE BADDIES #YASSS
>GETS HER ASS KICKED DIES HORRIFICALLY
>SHINJI THE MALE HAS TO SAVE THE WORLD

BASED PATRIARCHAL SHITLORD ANNO

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shut the fuck up

my nigga

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literal retards

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>never watched
You are doing yourself a disservice
>not attracted
absolutely normal healthy human response well done
>cant discuss
Because you haven't seen eoe yet but also what do you want to discuss?

it was a different time indeed

that scene is absolute kino. But I never understood where the fuck did that last spear come from

>give him a pity fuck
>now he's completely dependent on you emotionally
>you can no longer deny his sexual requests because he's so dependent on it that he will break and the world will die

Don't have sex with broken people.

misato is unironically best girl. Realistically broken and damaged, but nonetheless accepts her responsibility as the captain, deals with all this shit, also hot.

Ragefucking is the best fucking anyway. I really wish I had someone to hatefuck.

>same guy same trips
woah is the AT FIELD doing this shit?

I've actually enjoyed watching some of the clips from the movie, I really enjoy the cinematography. Too bad I can't touch it because the waifufaggotry is a huge turn off

Go back to Yea Forums with your cookie cutter boomer anime and stop killing Yea Forums threads

GO. BACK.

GO. BACK.

GO. BACK.

GO. BACK.

Asuka goes out epically after kicking everybody's ass. Even in agony she manages to get the 02 in berserk mode, just before she gets finished.
That's hardcore Bushido shit going on there pal

ok if you bring all Simpons threads on Yea Forums

>shows virgins will never understand

SHE DID OK, FOR A GIRL

SAVING THE WORLD IS A MANS JOB

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Looks like pp hard lol

Nope she was go going to be defeated by Shinji's majestic cock but he didn't even grant her that mercy

>if Gendo was interested in the emotional well-being of Shinji, he would have discretely paid/ordered one or two cute women to approach his son for a night stand.
you are even more retarded than shinji if you think sex is the thing keeping him from being a normal guy holy shit

FATHER?!?!

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Neither of them wants to fuck him and he's surrounded by emotionally disturbed, selfish assholes. Watch the show again

Patrician.
Don't mix up with the plebs. Don't watch EOE.

Well that was her character. It is implied that she doesn't know how to deal with shit and one of the reasons she always fucked Kaji was to deal with problems instead of actually solving them. In the movie at the end you see that even when she is dying she is still the same.

Misato LITERALLY tries to fuck Shinji retarded speedwatcher

ree etc

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I've jacked off to shinji x misato doujins at least 20 times

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spear came from mass produced eva series
it was stuck on the moon after they used it on one of the angels

youtube.com/watch?v=q_slAJmZBeQ

What the fuck is wrong with him then, he’s so passive and useless

>Don't have sex with broken people.

Well there's not gonna be a lot sex going on then because everybody in that world was broken one way or another.
Except Kaji. Kaji alone had his head on straight.

THE MOON NIGGA

IT WAS ALL ACCORDING TO KEIKAKU

ASUKA HAD TO DIE IN ORDER TO GOAD SHINJI OUT OF HIS MOPEY BITCHING INTO A VENGEFUL RAGE

ELSE HE WOULD HAVE NEVER CARRIED OUT HIS ROLE IN INSTRUMENTALITY, SEELE PLANNED HER DEATH FROM THE START

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She didn't get hit with the original lance, it was one of the 9 sword/lances from the MP EVA series. It's the one she only takes the leg off of earlier in the fight. If you watch frame by frame when she gets repeatedly impaled she gets hit by 8 more, for a total of 9.

The spear returns later on when 01 is getting crucified

I'm sorry that you didn't receive a soul when you were born

me breaking into Reifag HQ

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>im about to die, as my last will and testament i'll molest this teenage boy...

Shinji was not the only one capable of saving the world. As far as SEELE and Gendo are concerned, Shinji only needs to survive long enough to pilot Unit 01 for Third Impact. Asuka and Rei could have handled the angels and let the world survive just fine.

It was a mass produced lance. The Eva Series were all carrying one.

WHO WOULD THE THOT POLICE HIT FIRST

CANONICALLY THE SLUTTIEST HAS TO BE MISATO, UNLESS SOME BACKGROUND CHARACTER SECRETLY FUCKS THE WHOLE OFFICE

>MAYAFAGS

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I really feel bad for the NPCs that can't enjoy NGE. It's not even that deep of a show, just very well executed and emotional. There's just the right amount of mystery with the lore that the symbolism is interesting, but not everything is explained. I personally loved it.

This is the netflix crowd thats gonna get introduced to the show for the first time.
Think about that.

What does it feel to hold the hands of someone you love?

The holding of hands is more of an expression of feeling rather than an action done for the sake of feeling.

One of the MP Evas she was fighting already healed up by then and tossed it at her. They were all on god mode with the S2 engines, remember.

Cells
Interlinked

>liking shallow normie meh-tier anime is deep
Nah

Lol ok useless jackass, wallow some more over literally nothing

He said it's not deep you illiterate piece of shit

I didn't mean to strike a nerve there, friend. Relax.

feels pretty good desu

Classic reddit punctuation

Who sends thos to a kid?
A woman wanting to make a good impression bit she doesnt know how to make it by being herself other than a sexual mommy

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like this

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Obviously Mari first since she's timeless due to eva bullshit and she puts the moves on Shinji and Asuka. Probably fucked all the NERV EU staff.

>at least 20 times

Those are rookie numbers user.

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WHERE THE FUCK IS 4.0 ANNO

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she was literally nothing more than a hole

Imagine her 90s bush, I bet it had an amazing smell to it. Imagine the cloying sickeningly sweet jungle smell that she won't let you sniff without a struggle.

Fluffy, smells good, feels good to the touch, smells really good, you just can't stop sniffing it, soft and fluffy, smells good, that part is really fluffy and the underside smells good too.

Just imagine her fragrance, it was probably irresistible to real men.

Elevating yourself above others for liking things is thinking you're deep, especially when you pretend that said thing is pretty mediocre, defensive ledditor

You mean 3.0 + 1.0? If we're lucky, a trailer before the end of summer. Planned release is sometime next year, likely Nov. 2020.

My nigger, men regularly fuck purely as an alternative to masturbating. Women are many thing but they aren’t the shallow ones

Nah, sex is intimate, dirty, a man putting his body into a woman, slimy, two people using each other for pleasure - I've had a gf and been on dates and I feel genuinely sick and empty when they reveal that they've had boyfriends/sex. I don't know how to stop it from hurting me.

looks like someone's broken their pair-bonding brain process so hard they think that sex means nothing
best kill yourself before you infect any more people with your shit

>SHINJI WAS A FUCKING BETA
no shit sherlock

>ARCHETYPAL OLDER WOMAN FETISH
cringe

>Women are many thing but they aren’t the shallow ones
LMAO
Women's main interests are clothes, jewelry, makeup, hair styles, and shoes. Their entire lives are focused purely on superficiality.

You have literally never talked to a woman beyond ordering a cheeseburger at McDonald's, have you?

Love or hate NGE, it gets people really fucking heated to talk about it. There's obviously something there in the show that moves people.

have you ever talked to a woman beside your mother?

have you killed any incels to solve the problem

>I feel genuinely sick and empty when they reveal that they've had boyfriends/sex
as you should
i couldn't imagine lowering myself to dating a woman that's been used by another guy
t. not incel, have a qt (former) virgin gf

Based and right. This is now a Misato thread.

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>YES MAMA IM DOING IT IM THE BEST I FINALLY UNDERSTAND I AHHHHHHHHHHHHKSKVLVKWNCKWKVKKEN NOOOOOOOALAKASKJFBDFBWJCKAMVKSKFJDJDJFJFJDJJDCJDNXMWMWMLDODDL MY FUCKING AAAARMAMALALEKGKKW

How could dollfags EVEN compete?

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Why does she have a gun?
Are there human sized monsters that a pistol could actually affect?

ITS BASICALLY FUELED BY THE BIGGEST WAIFUWAR EVER WAGED

ASUKA VS REI IS FOUNDATIONAL TO ANIME

MISATO IS THINKING OUTSIDE THE BOX, BUT THE REAL CONTRARIANS GO WILD FROM THERE

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>nge is an ancient aliens story
The fucking lore for this series is madness

Yea Forums - Anime

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>didn't watch EoE
The final boss was actually the JSDF under orders of the UN.

For you

Because she's based

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OUT OF THE WAY
BEST GIRL PASSING THROUGH

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youtube.com/watch?v=qFdwadsExrg

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What if I told you my waifu is Toji?

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damn asukatards BTFO

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>being this new to anime
Next thing you know you're going to complain about Tenchi not fucking Ryoko every time she molested him.

feelsgoodman

Never mind me, just posting best girl.

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Wouldn't going back in time and having Misato take my virginity

This is actually persuasive.

Asukafag here. This image actually made me like Rei a little. Time for a rewatch

>Women are many thing but they aren’t the shallow ones
that's why the majority of guys that lose their first girlfriend suffer the most. you're a retard.

This
>tfw no qt 34y/o roastie to deflower you
jdisma

She's 29, senpai.

GET IN THE PUSSY, CINDY!

The uber brainlet
You'd shit your pants if your faggot 25 year old neet ass was ever in a life or death situation. Shinji is perfectly realistic for a 13 year old thrust into the situation he's in.

I... will have to reconsider.

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It's heavily implied that she fucked way more than just Kaji.

Misato has never had sex with anyone else but Kaji.

i don't even particularly like misato and i've done at least triple that

lol
just lol

imagine drunken misato pinning you to the bed and riding your prime teen cock for hours

Misato > Ritsuko > Shinji > Asuka = Rei > Maya > Mari > Kaji > Kaworu > Everyone else
None of them are below good-tier.

Go away Michael Bay
youtube.com/watch?v=FckkZihQUaU

>Sneed > Misato > Ritsuko > Chuck > Shinji > Asuka = Rei > Maya > Mari > Kaji > Kaworu > Everyone else
FTFY

based sneedposter

Literally an angel

B&R

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Link them.

Why would Shinji want a used up old hag when he has prime pussy with Asuka

CUS MISATO KNOWS HOW TO FUCK

REI IS PROBABLY THE DEADEST LAY

Rei is the only girl he actually saw naked and felt up

Maya was best girl

Have you ever dated an older woman? What was it like?

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Shinji best girl

>wanting used goods
Christ how horrifying

>never watched EoE because the show's ending was the perfect resolution
Absolutely fucking based. EoE was pointless garbage, literally a cashgrab for retards who didn't get the TV ending. I wish that I could turn back time and unwatch it too.

FUCKING THIS.
ANYONE WHO CLAIMS OTHERWISE IS JUST AS MUCH OF A FAGGOT AS SHINJI

>I wish that I could turn back time

Subtle user, very nice

If OP used a shot from any other moment I could somehow understand how you would even begin to think that but this is right after Rei died. This is more than a good reason to be depressed for at least a day even if you ignore everything else in the series.

Another reminder that Anno was a hack and asked his men to do edgy shocking things that are illogical and out of character.
He said this was about depression but this is outright sexual exploitation

>PURITYFAGS
OH NO NONONONO

EOE WAS LITERALLY THE ENDING ANNO WANTED BUT RAN OUT OF MONEY SO HE HAD TO THROW TOGETHER THE LOW FPS PSYCHOBABBLE CLIPSHOW THAT WAS TV 25-26

THIS OFFICIALLY MAKES EOE THE INTENDED AND TRUE ENDING, SO THE PROPER SEQUENCE IS TV 1-24, EOE, DONE
REBUILDS ARE THE STRAIGHT CASHGRABS COMPLETELY NON CANON

This.

Asukafags have no reason to exist. They are all symbionts on Anno's continued/expanded universe Asuka pandering.

this was remarkably cringe

Wildest sex of my life but she was extremely bossy, combative and agonisingly particular about everything besides sex and was just generally unpleasant to hang around with, she went out of her way to create drama out of nothing and always brought the mood down for everyone around her.

God 3.33 was such a shitfest.

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#MeToo

>REMINDER ALL MOVIES AND SHOWS RELEASED PAST EOE ARE NOT CANON

mad asukafag detected

Not quite true. Anno had a dozen ideas.
One of which was a setting similar to that other manga/anime, where NERV became besieged by Angels and NERV was encased in walls.
Another was appearing live for failing to deliver an ending.

I will probably die before 4.0 comes out

what's taking that nipfaggot so long

Dated someone 9 years older than me in her mid 30s. The fucking was great but she dressed like shit, bitched about god knows what, and wanted to marry within a 1 month of dating. Miss her but she went off the deep end.

Not really.

Asuka was just a puppet doing what it was supposed to do, fight EVA's. The symblism is clear, before entering the EVA she is lifeless and a literal cumdoll for people to use. Putting her back into the EVA, like a battery inserted into a toy robot, revives her. She then proceeds to get absolutely destroyed.

At least the ost is great and it has super nice visuals. Some good scenes too but that doesn't forgive the extreme timeskip and other shit.

Asuka was a doll, her backstory was obvious.

For all the numerous plot holes and nonsense in 3.33, they all stem from one thing: Anno's butthurt that Rei got more popular.

The timeskip exists really just to give Anno carte blanche to rewrite the characters into what he wants them to be.

>One of which was a setting similar to that other manga/anime, where NERV became besieged by Angels and NERV was encased in walls.
>Another was appearing live for failing to deliver an ending.

Those sound neat, got a link with more info?

When is it implied? What episode/scene?

If he was so butthurt why is he turning her into the love interest? I find Rei Q not too bad towards the end of the 3.33, Asuka feels left behind, after how great her screen time was in 2.22 it's disappointing. Also not sure what Anno was thinking with Mari, everything about her introduction in rebuild and the manga is beyond stupid.

Rei was already a love interest in NGE/EoE.

In the Rebuilds, he makes Shinji save/like Rei equate the destruction of the world, and gives both shit for it afterwards.
Rei didn't have any more screentime in 2.22 than she did originally eiher.

When she talks about how she sought comfort in men. I can't remember the episode.

>Reifags use reddit memes to support their arguments
Makes sense.

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He made Shinji save Rei just so he could fuck it up later I suppose. The setup is obvious:

Anno makes a story where Shinji saves Rei Ayanami from death, hugging her close, and then in the next move he makes everyone hate Shinji for having done that, and has the world somehow be destroyed as a consequence.
There are literally scenes where characters like Asuka brush Shinji off when he asks about Rei, saying "so much fuss for one person".

3.33 is without any shadow of doubt, an expression of Anno's otaku butthurt for Rei's popularity, and that makes it the worst and most regressive Evangelion media ever made in the history of official EVA spinoffs.

What would you have done in same situation?

Anno stop posting on Yea Forums and go finish 3.0 + 1.0 already.

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HOW IS THIS A QUESTION

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Here's your Misato bro

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>If he was so butthurt why is he turning her into the love interest?
So he could snatch her away and then use these fags as mouth pieces when Shinji (and the audience) asks where she is.

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I can believe that everyone thinks that was what she meant.

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This is pretty much Anno seething.

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youtube.com/watch?v=jOBhE8JOcLE&t=113
>A VALKYRIE!

He probably looks kind of like Kaji when he was younger.

You changed your argument from saying user
was calming neon genesis is deep to saying user thinks he is deep for liking neon genesis.
clearly you know you're full of shit and you're just trying to make flippest reply's without any substance in them .

3/10.

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This thread feels like the older better Yea Forums. I miss it so much.

This

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Based Shinji telling that roastie to fuck off.
Also, stop being a fag and watch Rahzephon already.

Some of us like flawed waifus, that's why we root for them to grow

>Reifags literally incapable of understanding human behavior

Why am I not surprised?