Did you ever buy a ticket at a movie theater, finish the one you came to see...

ONE TIME I SAW A GUY WALKING AROUND THE THEATER WITH ONE OF THOSE FBI WINDBREAKERS BUT IT SAID MPAA IN YELLOW INSTEAD

CANT IMAGINE WTF HE WAS DOING, CHECKING IF ANYONE DOWNLOADED ANY CARS

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>Imagine being Hugh Grant and ditching this
She still looks hot indeed

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What are you trying to say, Liz?

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ISNT HUGH GRANT GAY, SHE WAS BEARDING FOR HIM

WATCH A VERY BRITISH SCANDAL HE LITERALLY PLAYS HIMSELF A SNOOTY BRITISH HOMO

LITERALLY EVERYONE IN ENGLAND IS AT LEAST HALF A FAG

>her son filmed this

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>all filmed by her gay son
what a waste

he's pretending... the truth is more insidious

This is the right way to live your life as an attractive woman. Use your looks to get you through life and you'll be happy.

Every cinema I've been to here (Brazil) has staff waiting at the exits after the end of a session to make sure everyone left and to cleanup before the next one starts, so that wouldn't be possible.

>cleanup after every showing
that seems excessiv-
>brazil
oh, ok.

this

It's not like they are shoving away poo like in the USA and India, just people who left stuff behind, and cleanup after dropped popcorn.

How desperate for a sugar daddy is this bitch?

also here they are, in their prime.

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>brazil
fun fact:
In Brazil (and most of south america) you dont flush your toilet paper.
Instead people put their shitstained toilet paper in a little bin next to the toilet.
Wish I was joking.

She looks awful there, but she has also looked stunning for decades

>that guy who has no friends so he spends his time jumping from theater to theater
>gets away with it because he's literally invisible to society

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Yeah I did that once. Used to be a common thing teens did. Not sure if it's a thing anymore.

>She looks awful there
That was the point. She got tired of guys hitting on to her so she made herself look ridiculous as possible.

>clogging toilets
ok lad

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>having a basket of shitsmeared tissues next to you while you shit

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>Instead people put their shitstained toilet paper in a little bin next to the toilet.
It's the same in many countries -- perhaps most, outside of civilized Europe, Canada/USA, Japan, and Korea.

Yes I did it with that one movie with the girls in dreams or something, I think it was a Zac Snyder film and snuck into Paul.

i did a couple times but i forgot what i saw. sometimes i get tired of sitting on my ass in a dirty theater full of minorities so i'd rather just leave after the first one.

did this with a few friends once. The theater we were at didn't check tickets so it was pretty easy to hop from showing to showing

Imagine being so alpha you get tired of titfucking this slut and cheat on her

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>CHEAT ON HER WITH A TRANNY

YA DUN GOOFED HYUGH

You can tell she's pretty underneath all that

>How desperate for a sugar daddy is this bitch?
She has a $35 million personal fortune, she doesn’t need one. She probably just fucks handsome men in their 20s until she gets bored of them and moves on to a new one.
I would kill you to be one of those boy toys.

i haven't paid for a movie since the third hobbit
why would i pay for absolute garbage at best and propaganda at worst?

That's not excessive, at least not in the States. Ushers clean after every showing. It's good hygiene and prevents lawsuits.

What country are you in?

It's done in America, too. The rural, rez and off-grid life.

Steak and lobster everyday is boring.

I did that all the time when I was a kid. But back then, they didn't clear the theater after each film.

if you're not on a city sewer it's not a bad idea
i've seen literal 8 inch diameter cigars of toilet paper block up someone's septic tank
t. rural america

look at those jugs

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This,he's just pretending to be gay,that way no one suspects that he's actually pounding that mommypussy everyday

You’re thinking of Eddie Murphy, Hugh just fucked an ugly bitch.

I live in Australia and bundles of the stupid chinks that have come over here do the same. Filthy fucking insect people. I was at a restaurant in the city just recently that had a sign asking patrons to not flush toilet paper. Dumb chinks. We have first world plumbing and I’m not an animal. I flushed that shit.

do they fuq

>son

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Imagine being Billy Connolly in this situation.

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Far out.

24/7

ALLCAPSBRO

I would probably just stare

Me and my dad used to this all the time but he kept going into Men in Black 2 40 minutes in. He also used try jewing the cashier by saying I was 13 even though I was 10, and ended up paying adult price.

fuuuuuug

She's ho-w-what

Imagine if she bullied you for having a tiny 7" dick thst would be horrible haha

>fall asleep during BR2049
>awakened by pissing myself from all the beer I sneaked in
>surrounded by a bunch of teenagers I don't remember sitting next to, all giving me the stink eye
>look up at the screen
>in the middle of Happy Death Day

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all the time when I was younger and they had drive in movies. ahhhh memories of fumbling bra straps and peeing on your friends hiding in the trunk....

not this again

I want a woman to humiliate me for having a tiny cock while my 7 incher hangs there in front of her.

based

>he doesn't want to be sexually humiliated by liz
Don't try to lie

oh hell yeah user

>his face

Based

>has terrible taste
I envy you, wish i was dumb.

how many dead fetuses do you need to look this good at her age?

that sentence alone proves that you are.
not him btw

She could still play a Bond girl, there's still time.

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Pan's Labrynth for me.

You need god tier genes and to look after yourself.

of course, everybody has done that at least once in their lifes

god just imagine blasting quarts of your seed into that borderline barren womb

Wow i dont understand maybe elaborate ?

Huh ?

it was called a "rotative" function, kids. only hobos went to that shit

sorry i'm not sure what that meant either

test

MOMMY.

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Yeah I did a lot when i was 4.

I'd Bond her burger if you catch my drift

Happens here in Canada too. Even if the theater is dead, there's always one qt ready to look for people's popcorn bags and stuff.

>Water cooler culture use to be about entertainment and only entertainment.
>People try to get you to white knuckle good behavior and the only reward are reveals of fumbling nonsensical attempts to set up their own victimhood.

Life's literally this obsolete mechanism to teach you to walk and talk and that's about it.

Gilf

How do you fat fucks sit around for that long? Get your hormone levels checked, I bet of you.

based schizophrenia poster

DISPUTE EVEN 1 (ONE) ELEMENT OF THAT POST

ALL BRITS ARE GAY, CHECK

HUGH GRANT IS BRIT, AND GAY, CHECK CHECK

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Sometimes you just fancy a change from fucking your perfect English rose and fancy some black tranny action. We've all been there.

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I used to do that ALL THE TIME.

The guys at the cinema even KNEW but they stopped caring after a while.

It was once every month or two months, so I was going more often than most people, and I'd see two or three films, and get one or two things of popcorn.

AHHHHHHHHH

I will buy a ticket for Alita and then watch Captain Fungus for free and loudly speak how shit it is to trigger disney NPCs.

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can you imagine having a rich, 10/10, overbearing mother who makes you record her constantly and tells the world you're a fag so no other woman can have you

>one movie a month

Try one movie every 8 months.

Embarassing

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>Instakills any poor Yea Forums poster's chance of no-fap.

How is Liz even scientifically possible?

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>The rural, rez and off-grid life.
What is biodegradable toilet paper.

literally me

Can you guys please stop sexualizing my mommy

Did it with my wife the other day, saw Wreck It Ralph 2 which sucked, so went and watched Crimes of Griswald, that also sucked so watched a third move. Kept sneaking into different ones until we felt we got our money's worth.

What if I enjoy the films of Elizabeth Hurley?

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