Michael Bay

You can’t stop me Shannon, I’m gonna say it

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What are some good movies about doppelgängers or living in a simulation, other than the matrix of course

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>la bouef spluttering while running about
>US military looking at screens while reeling off army jargon
>US army/Airforce/Navy put on firework display: zero effect to actual enemies
>comedy nigger robot duo
>entire cast shipped all over the planet and dropped in every firefight becase reasons
>American 'humour'
>robo smashy visual mess
there's your movie, zoomers. beyond cringe

Seething

Rumbled

the rock is fucking awesome

You must be trolling. Bay has been hated since before Transformers and what he did with that franchise didnt help his cause.

peak cringe

Soiboys and redditors hate him because the hivemind tells them to, none of them have actually watched any of his films

Case in point

>Bad Boys
>Bad Boys 2
>The Rock
>Armageddon
>Pain and Gain
All good to great movies

whatever makes you feel better about things Jose

checked and huffpilled

He has been absolved of all his cinematic sins through the magnificence of Pain & Gain.

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So, like any Marvel movie?

Holy based!

Seething

Yes.

Noone at Marvel has even one percent of Bay's talent.

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The first one is one of the best action films.

Bait

Seething

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People hate the TF movies for a couple of reasons:

1. Shia LeBouff and the fact that the films focus too much on the human characters and very little on the actual Transformers

2. The huge amount of liberties taken with the designs of main cast. Ratchet's green, Optimus is blue with red highlights, Devestator looking like a bowl of fruity pebbles, Starscream is dull grey, etc along with the insect faces/designs for characters. Not to mention changing the most important plot item (The Creation Matrix) into an All-Spark because the studio is afraid of pissing off the trannies that made the Matrix.

3. The fact that the films are so dead set on "realism" and how it handicaps the premise of the concept/characters.

Even Bay hates the films; he only did TF 2-5 because Paramount held one of his passion projects (Pain And Gain) hostage to force him to keep making said films. It's why he was OK with Bumblebee being a reboot.

BASED SKIEEEEEEEEP

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SKEEEEEEEEEEEUP

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Seething

BAYSED SKIP

LELBRON ON SUICIDE WATCH

MJ IS THE ONE TRUE GOAT

based

Skip knows who the real goat is.

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MILDS WIT DAT YAK

UMM EVEN SUGGESTING SUCH A THING IS RAYCIST

PICKING A FUCKING WHITE MALE GOAT IN A SPORT OF KNEELING DARKIES, EVEN IF ITS TRUE HOW DARE YOU

His movies are popular with low IQ shitskins and nonwhites.

i wish you'd get rangebanned

The first one is great, and then the franchise slowly rots. Optimus riding dinobot was full retard.

Lel

That's Skip Bayless in the pic, isn't it?

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HAHAHAHAHA LE SKIP BAYLESS
LOOK LIEK MICHAEL BAY PLEASE SPAM IT SOME MORE HAHAHAH XDXDXD STICKY IT ALREADY SWAGLORD!!!! HAHAH MOAR HAHAHAH

HAHAHAHAHA LE SKIP BAYLESS
LOOK LIEK MICHAEL BAY PLEASE SPAM IT SOME MORE HAHAHAH XDXDXD STICKY IT ALREADY SWAGLORD!!!! HAHAH MOAR HAHAHAH

HAHAHAHAHA LE SKIP BAYLESS
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BASTE r/SP/ARTAN

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Based and yikespilled

>getting this triggered by Michael Bay

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Cringe..

>look mom I posted it again
SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP WHATCHU DOIN SKEEEEEUP

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I'm glad SKEEEUP posting is making its way to Yea Forums

>MFW SPRINGER DINGER

WHO Yea Forums HERE

I’m just here for the soprano threads

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Reminder that Michael Bay literally has Aspergers. youtube.com/watch?v=R4rMy1iA268

It's why he always does "collaborations" with producers, because he can't initiate projects because that would require talking to investors, something he just can't do. So major producers sort of adopt him, first Bruckheimer and now Spielberg, and get his projects off the ground so he can do his autistic action, explosions, and sound editing.

Hello?

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People hate the TF movies because of the cringe as fuck attempts at humor. The robots talking like humans, especially that fucking ghetto-speak black robot in the first movie, single handedly ruined the movie for me.

From an in-universe viewpoint it works. I remember they specifically stated they learned human language from our broadcasts.

I get why, it just comes off so cringey.