Y'all hype for Indiana The Jones 5?

Y'all hype for Indiana The Jones 5?

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Jesus christ Patrick Stewart is looking awful

>Indiana Jones and the Wheelchair of Atlantis

>Raiders of the Lost Memories

why do old people so often have turbo crooked noses, does your fucking nose cartilage eventually rot away in your septum or some shit?

your nose and your ears never stop growing, this is why old farts have huge ears.

>Indiana Jones and the Temple of Bingo

>Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Viagra

>Raiders of the Lost Hairpiece

>your nose and your ears never stop growing, this is why old farts have huge ears.
They do stop growing, but gravity has more of an effect on cartilage.

His nose was always crooked

>Indian Jones and the Temple of Boom

>Indiana Jones and the Last Erection

>Indiana Jones and the Diaper of Piss

nah dawg

>Indiana Jones and the Afternoon Nap

not hyped, more worried he'll fall over and die.

>Indiana Jones and The Boomer Skull

>this is what a 10/10 hollywood action star male looks like

The ravages of time cut deep.

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Indiana Jones & the Raiders of the Rec Room
Indiana Jones & the Temple of Brooms
Indiana Jones & the Last Kool Aid

JUST

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Indiana Jones and the colostomy bag

>Indiana Jones and Those Goddamn Kids Who Won't Get Off My Lawn

It's not time. It's shit hygiene. Do the same with Sean Connery and see what happens.

He actually looks pretty good for his age

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>Indiana Jones was born before Hitler died
>let that sink in

Recommend some Ford Kino that isn't action or shit. Something like the kino where he is accused of murdering a sloot.

>Indiana Jones and the Temple of Boom

Looks like me but im 22 lol

>why are you creating a digital scan of my head, JJ?

part time

Indiana Jones and the scary phone call

lol

>tfw 18 and already bigger ears than 99% of people
Cry more earlets

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I hated that movie

>Indiana Jones and the Kars for Kids Donation

Why?

>His father was Catholic and his mother was Jewish. Ford's paternal grandparents, John Fitzgerald Ford and Florence Veronica Niehaus, were of Irish and German descent, respectively.Ford's maternal grandparents, Harry Nidelman and Anna Lifschutz, were Jewish emigrants from Minsk, Belarus (at that time a part of the Russian Empire).

>"As a man I've always felt Irish, as an actor I've always felt Jewish."

Yeah, they met in the third movie.

Also, he apparently had a sister that died at an early age and was married twice. Indy version of wookiepedia is a pathway to many mysteries.

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>Walton

Well fuck.

Freud's middle name was Schlomo. Couldn't believe it.

Let's not forget his grandson Spike and his punk-rock band.

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Her was kino.

HEY JACK!

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Hard to say. Kinda yes because I loved these movies (eve damn Skull was enjoyable apart from jungle chase) but Disney would probably find way to fuck him up. Ehhh... better no then, let him take a well-deserved rest.

I wish they actually adapted the Atlantis game. It was kino.

he could play a mean picard.

>Indiana Jones and the Basement of the Nursing Home

PREVIOUSLY ON LOST

>Indiana JUST and the Last Catheter

>Chewie... We're old.

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First two are so g*ddamn aesthetic

Regarding Henry is absolute kino

Is he being forced to do this shit? Why doesn't he just retire?

Cause he loves the all mighty dollar more than anything else. He'd be back for more Star Wars if they paid him enough no matter how much he hates Han.

Ford has always really enjoyed the Indiana Jones character. You could tell that he was getting tired of acting later on in his career but he actually wanted to make an Indiana Jones 5. Also, he's been very transparent throughout his career that there's no shame in doing something for a big paycheck.

>>Indiana Jones and the Last Erection
Just realized that this is an actual thing. Some day all young men here will have a day when they'll have their last erection and then live the rest of their life without being able to get hard.

sure, but he's starting to look too damn old to do action movies like Indiana Jones

He looks like a PS1 era CG character model in the first one.

>Sean Connery was 59 in Last Crusade
>Harrison Ford was 66 in Crystal Skull and 76 RIGHT NOW

That is a horrifying thought user. Never bring this up again

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You won't even know it's your last erection. You'll be like "Hey, my dick's hard. It hasn't been hard in weeks" and then it will never happen again.

Ford was already pretty old (almost 40) when the first Indiana Jones came out.

I'm scared of growing old.

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This is the truth. tfw when childhood hero is greedy shallow swine. Watch more than a few minutes of him talking about anything and you'll realize he is motivated by money primarily. It's transparent as hell

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As little as I wanna see an 80 year old Indiana Jones I will admit from Blade Runner Harrison Ford can still throw a mean looking punch.

But you'll forget what an erection feels like very quickly due to the dementia. Nature is a harsh but fair mistress.

Sigh why didn't they start right after 2008?
Sure we may have gotten bitter at the first response and may have to put up with Shia but least we can still have had our prime 60s action hero.

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Indiana Jones and the Tannhauser Gate

This "joke" of yours will haunt you POS

>*wheeze*
>h-hey Steven
>*cough*
>w-why are we filming my scenes first?
>*shits adult diaper*

This is the main reason I'm promiscuous. Age destroys even the best looking people. I gotta get my fucking done.

Ford was never exactly a hunk, was he? Seemed like just an above average looking guy to me. Then again I'm not gay so it's difficult for me to gauge male attractiveness

He looks like he should be an executive officer on a battlestar class ship

I'd pay to see an old Indi fuck people up in his wheelchair

>Indiana Jones and the Temple of Alzheimer

Indiana Jones and the sacred stool softener

when is goose going to replace him in the inevitable reboot

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Because old people used to scrap when they were younger. All zoomer noses will look straight as you incels age because you are too pussy to fight or stand up for yourselves.

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Kegel exercises, you dummy.

lol

>Indiana Jones and the Tapioca of Chaos

You won't want to

Argh I hate Hanz Solo! I made so much money off of dis character! Argh! Stupid fans! Stupid franchise! Argh need more moneyz

He was a leading man but yeah. Hot people get ugly.

Connery been bald since he was 25.

Maybe with the character's older age, Indiana Jones will more likely be depicted like modern archaeologists do their work. Detective elements could also set apart some of the modern archaeology boredom.

he looks like Golden State Killer

He'll replace the whip with one of these.

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>The search for Shia lebuf in Indiana

I can still feel a ghost twinge of the huge wave of nostalgia & hopefulness seeing this in that first trailer made me feel.
I must find that piece of my brain & excise it.

Ford was always less of a chad IRL than he came off as, but that still left him far more of a chad than most.
The absence of this cock irrevocably ruined Carrie Fisher.

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Just keep coming back to Star Wars threads.

>Indiana Jones and the Early Bird Special

Then you’re a pleb. The Fugitive is one of his best movies and has Tommy Lee Jones doing what he does best- licking ass

I sure am excited as im a fan of the original ones but i fear it will get fucked over by autismo feminism

Somebody hit this colostomy bag wearing dried up old turd in the back of the head with a shovel before he can make any more god damn movies.

I love the use of an AA/NA line; very apt.

Damn bro this dudes in phenom shape

if Indy died in the first 15 minutes of the movie and someone had to pick up in his footsteps to avenge Indy, taking up his moniker at the end, I would be ok with it
but who could be the next Indy?

based

>why are you filming my scenes first

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