*quips at you epicstyle*

*quips at you epicstyle*

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I would like to grab his little feet and smash him into a huge aquarium.

I'd like to run up and kick him in the teeth with some steel toed boots on.

I'd like to say hello to him

after you hurled him off a cliff in a sack of starved and infected rats i assume?

I'd make him fight to the death against other dwarves for a show and let normal people place bets.

I'd love to kick Warwick Davis in the head. Just take a few steps run up then catch him with the full force of my steel capped toe under his chin, send that little faggot flying through the air.

As he lies on the floor, coughing and wheezing and chocking on his own blood, his jaw a mangled mess of bones detached from the rest of his skull, I stand over him and laugh wickedly. He looks up at me in fear and pain, his eyes searching, begging me for mercy. He finds none. I raise my boot then stomp down, splitting his skull like a melon and finally ending his pathetic life.

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aaah nice. I would train a big cassowary to fight midgets. I would even let a group of 4-6 midgets try to fend of my battle bird.

Maario Naharis

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I've seen more bugmen wearing this shirt around than I'm comfortable with.

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your shit meme is shit

>is one of if not the most important character in season 2-4
>spends literally the entire 5th-6th season telling cock jokes

>That's what I do [m'lady]. I know things and taste fine liquor. xD I'm sagacious and a little gentleman.

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Fuck you!

I hate how every character is now just a cheerleader for either Jon or Dany.

can guarantee this fucker will stain the /GoT/ generals when they start again. More forced than AAAAGGHHposting (which was at least funny)

>tfw remembering tyrion in seasons 1 and 2
>tfw then remembering tyrion after that

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This shirt comes with free cheeto stains on the front and poop stains on the lower back. Only $9.99!

nice watermark faggot

They could have added Penny and Moqorro to spice things up instead of dickjokes with Varys and brooding with Jorah.

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are you trying to copy autists from /got/ like aagghhposter? you'll never be as based as them, even though you have the dedication

At least in seasons 3 and 4 he was still politicking and making decent decisions. He didn't do as much huge stuff as he did earlier, but that was only because his father was there to cock block him at every turn.

After 4 he just became a quippy know-it-all that gave bad advice but still acted like he was a big deal, intellectually. Dany even called him out for this in season 7.

The sad part is that it was never supposed to be that way. After 4, he should've been the small guy casting a large shadow over Westeros as GRRM had planned him to be. He should've been using and fucking over everyone just to get his birthright. It would've been great seeing Cersei scared shitless that Tyrion not only survived, but is coming back even more powerful than he ever was, literally having more power than his father could of dreamed of.

But no, Cersei isn't scared. Infact, SHE'S the motherfucker outplaying him. I still can't believe that in season 7, Tyrion would actually trust Cersei at her word. Jaime believing her made sense since he's always been a knucklehead, but Tyrion literally had fun outplaying her in the earlier seasons. It's just nauseating how incompetent he is now. He was bad in season 6, but now he's just a clown.

That shitty general deserves to be stained though

Mr lanaster, didint you kill your mother and father? betray you brother and sister for some fair haired maiden in a foreign land with a treasonable eunuch? What do you know about *what he was quipping at me about*? And why for one second should I trust anything someone says that has betrayed all semblance of honor he has ever had for whores and wine? The only thing you have to hide behind is your sharp tongue which you use to lazily throw rocks at people while your only real achievements are insults,disloyalty and getting cut in the face.

Good day to you. *dabs*

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yeah, because tyrion has a such a big role in the books after he kills tywin

fuck grrm

Based Maario poster

So is Tyrion gonna cuck erryone this season brehs

gets me everytime. imagine the schizo that actually fucking posted this unironically

now this guy gets it

>fish................... fish from a river............................. the sigil of house tully........................fish................................a sigil.............................. of a house.................... that your wife belongs to.................................wait a minute................................. that sigil..................................... isn't..................................... hol up............................................ isn't fish......................... the sigil............ of house tully................... and isn't.................... your wife....................... part of.............. house.................. tully........................... lord stark?

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Yikes

>ironically

Its almost harvesting season

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