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He bought a family bucket at KFC

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Episodes was pretty good

Epic troll my dude

"hot meal" is hollywood slang for a kidnapped minor for sex purposes

OPEN YOUR EYES

Correction : with his first paycheck matt le blanc bought a hot milf

He only had a dinner.
With his first paycheck, he bought a hot 11 year old.

Is this true?

dont cry

Fun fact: That dinner the last thing Matt ever ate

He's currently starring in his own sitcom though.

god I wish I had some kfc right now

maybe I'll go get some

I'm not hungry though I just want it

Do they hand out paychecks right after the auditions?

>unemployed actor in Europe
>gets $500 NEETBUX a month plus free housing and medicare
>unemployed actor in USA
>gets $11 and no hot dinners

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Why the fuck is KFC actually good? It has no right being so good despite being heavily processed fast food. And fuck all the people who say Popeyes is better. Popeyes is inconsistent as fuck, ending up bland half of the time, and their sides ain't got shit on KFC's sides.

He's going to be wealthy as fuck for the rest of his life from syndication.

the colonel's secret recipe

>gets $500 NEETBUX a month plus free housing and medicare
How childish.

man I’m hungover as shit a famous bowl sounds pretty choice right now

based

>California
>America
No

And who has the more successful monies industry?
t. Euro

If they never showed Friends again after the finale he'd still be set for life. They were being paid $1 million per episode towards the end

maybe he was just really hungry

show me on thing in that sentence that is incorrect.

er yeah, about that.
i'll let slip what the fuck a "monies industry" is, try learning English gooder.

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Needing a government bureaucracy to take care of your every need.

Sure, but two season's worth of $1,000,000 episodes is still just $52,000,000 20 years ago. There's almost zero chance that any of them would have made that last for the rest of their lives. They all live in Los Angeles or New York, very expensive cities to live comfortable lives in, and they've all made bad investments that cost them a lot of money.

California accounts for nearly 40% of the entire American economy iirc. Your "real" American states would be penniless and destitute without California.

I dunno, 4th place looks pretty good when the countries at the top are tiny and homogeneous.

California is also one the most populous states. They balance themselves out.

>that's how economics works
Wow you're retarded. Combine all of the Red States necessary to equal California's population and you still wouldn't have an equivilent economic impact, fuckwit.

>40%
It's 15 percent you mong.

Just get a hot $1 cheeseburger

>Combine all of the Red States necessary to equal California's population and you still wouldn't have an equivilent economic impact, fuckwit.
Im gonna need a source on that.

>California accounts for nearly 40% of the entire American economy iirc
perhaps you misheard

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I highly doubt that.

>unemployed actor in America - free food and free Medicaid.

Popeye's Red beans and rice is superior to any KFC sides but I have to be craving that and consider their chicken the side meal.

>Popeye's Red beans and rice is superior to any KFC sides
Opinion disregarded. Beans and rice is poor people food, not delicious food.

Yeah you misheard mongoloid. The top two in the states are Texas and Cali. Cali is just up there because thats where tech corporations would set ip for the longest time because of the whole silicone valley meme. But that shit is starting to spread out now too.

This was New York. You could only get cold meals unless you were prepared to shell out 40 bucks

>Why the fuck is KFC actually good?
Copious amounts of salt and oil

It's true. White people make the worst food. Asian food is the best, particularly Chinese, and Mexican food is a distant second. Pizza and pasta are the only reasons white people are even in the conversation, but fried chicken is better than both, and that's black people food.

>heavily processed fast food
It's just fried chicken, user

Is this some new master bait?

Right that's why the world's top chefs are white.

Good luck growing those almonds with no water, nigger.

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>mexican is a distant second
Idk. Its pretty close between asian and mexican for me.

If that b8s you, you need to have a good hard look at your life

hot dinner

Based

Exactly. Because being a chef is literally white people culture. You have to LITERALLY go to school to learn how to make food when every other culture in the world has been doing it for centuries lmao

Top Gear is cancelled?

you'd be surprised. people who stumble into millions are notoriously bad with money.

>white people food is the worst
>what are steaks, hamburgers (not fast food shit), barbecue, etc

>when literally every other culture had to smother food in hot spices to make the low quality meat edible
This is true.

>adding fire to meat is somehow exclusive to white people
OH NO NO NO NO UH UH UH AH

>what are steaks,
Literal slabs of beef. Has nothing to do with white people, and vastly overrated anyhow.
>hamburgers (not fast food shit),
Sandwiches. Virtually every food culture has an equivilent of hamburgers.
>barbecue, etc
Hit or miss.

>Mexican food
>good
Literally only mutts think this. Mexican food is low IQ food for trash people.

Where does Cajun food fit into all of this? I mean thats white people food isnt it?

are lousiana swamp people considered white?

I live in SoCal and the biggest fans of Mexican food are always white, so I guess this is true

They're not considered people.

>delicious food is for trash people
Everything Cajun is just black people shit. The food, the music, the identity is just appropriated black people shit. That's why it's unsuited for productive societies.

Imagine being European

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dinner you say?

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>adding fire to meat is somehow exclusive to other races
So what is the difference here again?

And for asian or mexican its just meat more chopped up. So again read above whats the distinction that makes it superior for other cultures?

>hamburgers
Yeah no their origin is Germany or the US. Definitely white people food.

>barbecue
Hit or miss? Just like asian food, mexican food, etc.

Try harder retards.

>white people make the worst
I feel like you haven't tried much European cuisine. Italian food goes far beyond pizza and pasta, and each country has their own great dishes. I love Mexican and Asian food too though.

all of these are cold northern countries, are you dense?

>cajun is black people food
its french isnt it?

salad shunning cunt

you dont become an actor without accepting it has a 99% unemployment rate

based, triggering literally who statefags

These are all snownigger 'food'. Even that though is far superior to stuffing yourself with burgers and fried potatoes 5 days a week

>Italian food goes far beyond pizza and pasta
Italian food is the national cuisine equivilent of Taco Bell. Just take all the same handful of ingredients, combine them in different ways and give each new combination a new name.
Sort of inspired by French shit, but it's very much black.

California isnt even the most recognizable state in the US though is it?

... the same shit could be said about asian or mexican or any cultural food though.

it certainly is for any non-burger

It's one of the most recognizable.

It's the most photographed, and I think polls show that more Americans wants to live in California than any other state. But that's not saying much since NYC is literally falling apart and Texas is drier than my dead mom's cunt.

Ahhh. Well either way its way underrated.

>unemployed actor in America
>get unemployment compensation (unless you were fired), medicare/medicaid, food assistance, etc
The only difference is that it's not government mandated that you receive this stuff. You have to apply for it, and you only qualify as long you're looking for work and can prove that. There's tons of assistance, there's just no free handouts. What a travesty.

It's 13.3%, dumbass, and Texas is running up hard on that number. At the rate it's going, it'll surpass California within a decade.

Most recognizable states to non-burgers:
California
Texas
New York
Alabama

Bullshit. I can go to any middling Chinese restaurant and order 20 different meals with 12 different proteins and all taste completely different.

and Florida, because of the memes

California could literally function as its own country economically and culturally. Also we have a GDP higher than most yuro countries

I love this state and I love that our literal existence makes flyover bumpkin fags SEETHE.

rent free

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>It's 13.3%, dumbass, and Texas is running up hard on that number. At the rate it's going, it'll surpass California within a decade.
California has the highest job growth right now though, doesn't it?

Im a non burger. And while i would recognize cali on a map, i dont think its the most recognizable to me. That one goes to texas.

I used to like KFC but my country only had one pretty far away up until a few years ago that I went to every time I was in the area.
Then they opened one basically right next to me and I dunno if they changed the recipe or something but it tastes like absolute shit.

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I love it here, but the rent is too damn high and the capital gains tax sucks. I paid 12k for taxes to the state when I'd pay 0 if I was living in Texas.

based hot dinner poster.

Im not from the US you fucking idiot. I was just saying that i didnt think california was the most recognizable US state to people outside the us.

Small fact I learned about Matt LeBlanc from someone who worked on Top Gear
he has a professional (male) friend who he pays $11,000/month to travel everywhere with him and manage his life

Interesting. I figured with Hollywood and stuff it might be the most recognizable. Texas was my other guess though.

But then you would be living in Texas. I've had about 12 or 13 friends move to Texas in the last 5 or so years because of the high cost of living in SoCal, but most of them have moved back already.
Sometimes recipes get changed by franchises in new areas/different countries.

The rent is high because everyone in the world wants to live here

>it's very much black.
Can you explain how?
Please bear in mind that black people eating it doesn't make it culturally theirs

You mean an assistant? Are you retarded?

Exactly.
I liked visiting Texas, but the humidity was a bitch. California gets hot, but it doesn't feel heavy like Texas heat.

Yea you can

>mexican
Just tortillas covered in cheese and green/red sauce or maybe just melted cheese. If you are lucky there might be mest seasoned primarily with cumin

>asian
Rice and maybe some meat covered in onions sauce/sesame seed oil.

>$52,000,000 isn't enough to live a comfortable life in NY or Los Angeles
what

you could put that shit in literal government bonds and live an upper middle class lifestyle in new york forever on 500k/year at 1% annualized return

granted if you made stupid investments, not much will you save you

Cajun culture was just local slave culture. The blacks in that area had a unique culture because of where they came from. It was a mashup of several cultures that formed Cajun culture. White people only became part of it much later.

>Alabama
I mean, maybe because of the song but most non-burgers just think Alabama is Texas Jr.
Florida is also definitely up there, if only for Disney World and the gators

Is this nigga for real?

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>Cajun culture was just local slave culture
No, it was the culture of the original French Acadian settlers

Celebrities don't live boring upper middle class lifestyles, stupid.

So are you going to state your generalizations for italian food like i did with asian and mexican food or are you going to just continue to talk out of your ass?

Alabama was kind of thrown in there. I figured they'd know about "The South" and identify Alabama with it.

Was about to post this.

>Shriver estimates that 89% of Cajuns have no African or Native American ancestors; about 11% of Cajun people have at least 0.5% or 1% non-European ancestry

You live in a state where heroin addicts shit on the street

Isnt that shit changing though? The big meme now is people wanting to get out of california and invading other states.

he said "comfortable"

upper middle class is by definition comfortable

It's not even in the top 10, and Texas is literally right behind it. All the top 10's are smaller states, which makes sense economically speaking. The other things you have to consider, besides just job growth, are forecasts for things like population growth, working population growth, what the individual tax burden is going to be on the state economy, etc. etc.

California exploded with the 90's tech boom, and then died off until the tech start-up boom. As more of that shifts to other economies (a lot is moving to Texas, and even other countries), California will fall off again. Literally, the thing that keeps California's economy growing is the fact that everyone thinks you have to go to California to be successful, including tech startups. Once that bubble pops in the coming years, its economy will slow down again. Meanwhile, Texas's economy booms and busts depending on EPA regulations (lmao) so there's little way to know whose going to wind up on top, but the predictions so far show Texas surpassing California in the coming decade and then dying off in 40ish years because it's working population is going to be 60% type-2 diabetic.

French culture is French culture. Cajun is a blend of several different cultures.

Yeah, mostly because people who've been here just can't afford it anymore. Prices aren't going down yet though, so the demand is still high. It's really tempting to move away when you see you can buy 3 houses for the price of 1 here.

>Acadian
>'Cadian
>Cajun
man I never made this connection before

>red sauce, cheese, pasta
>that's all italian food is

That's cool

>French culture is French culture
Sure

Cajun culture is French Acadian culture

Idk. Maybe its just the unique shape and how huge it is. Also when i think of cowboys and shit i think about Texas. There isnt really anything like that i associate with California, i guess maybe celebrities. Idk.

Yeah, the smart play is to save money in California and then spend it elsewhere. That's probably why people hate Californians.

More people are still moving to California than leaving I think.

That's his point. The user who's baiting is pretending Italian food is just a handful of ingredients. So he's doing the same with Asian and Mexican to show that's stupid.

This. Poor guy was probably living off of ice cream and sushi for months.

How the hell can you save any money in California though?

Still not America, Pablo.

Exactly thanks for proving my point you nigger

Work for Google while living in a van.

TIL When Courteney Cox auditioned for the role of Dancing Girl in "Dancing In the Dark" she only had $11 dollars to her name. When the band got their paychecks, the first thing that Bruce Springsteen bought was a car. Courteney Cox bought a hot dinner.

I don't really associate anything with
Californian culture except annoying stereotypes

I mean obviously somewhere like Texas or Florida also has stereotypes but there's also other things, California has nothing else. And its stereotypes are much more irritating.

>REAL america is places where we know books is for fags and niggers is for lynchin!

I actually love this phenomenon, white people have ingrained themselves into civilization SO MUCH, minorities can't tell the difference between the status quo and white people things. That's why you hear people say "white people don't have culture" since they can't dance and don't have exotic food, when white culture is civilization, technology, not dying of easily curable diseases, pretty much 99% of man made things you see while living.

Work an extremely stressful job 70 hours a week while commuting by bicycle from your two-storey box in Hobotown

No that would be pizza or chicken. T totally not FBI

White people have the best cultures by far, just the worst food.

I thought it was also because people are tired of how fucking crowded the cities are. The people i know who left california mostly bitch about how bad traffic is there. I always just think of California as the state everyone thinks they would love to live in, but when they get there its just really disenchanting.

Make 300k gross in a tech job from stock options and stuff and save at least 75.

If you're really willing to suffer through a nasty 2-hour commute you can probably live somewhere in east/south bay while spending 50k-70k. Also this

That would be Texas. Literally the America of America.

Same applies to DC. The traffic is maddening and makes people hate it there. And it applies more and more to NYC, where people are having to buy cars now because the subways are failing.

>culturally
what the fuck are you talking about? you're literally an overdeveloped Mexico

oh fuck yeah

t. finland

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Either way the original user was right. Cajun food is way fucking underrated

Except that's just flat out wrong. You only think that because your entire experience with food is fast food and sit-down family restaurants. French and Italian cooking literally define the world of food. White people invented gastronomy. The ethnic cuisine of the various European geographic areas is fucking mind blowing. If you spent 8 seconds having tapas in a bar in Spain somewhere, your mind would be changed forever about this.

Yeehaw

>spain is white
Lol

>literally internationally famous, attracting customers, chefs, and academics the world over
>underrated
Wut?

>REAL America is where vapid city dwellers pushing the crime rate through the roof and spending all the tax dollars
>its not where American industry was born, where all the food is grown, where some of the best schools are, because poor people live there and i dont like that!!!
Get the fuck over yourself, coasty. You've got nothing to do with why where you live is famous, the only difference between you and country rednecks is geography.

>spain isnt white
Lmao

Question from a europoor.

Does mexican food come more from their spanish culture or their native american culture?

>when people complain about coastal states and how expensive it is
>b-b-but muh REAL american state is cheap to live in
Why do people brag about living in the third world? Of course it's cheap to live in Idaho, nobody wants to live there except farmers

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>he thinks all the best schools are in flyover land
lmao literally every good school is on the east coast or is Stanford/CMU

>a bunch of mutts created by the breeding of western europeans with north africans are white

JOEY had a god run

>cajun food isnt underrated
It literally is. You never hardly hear about it in discussions about different cultures food. Furthermore you can find plenty of asian, mexican, italian, etc restaurants. But unless you live in that area, cajun restaurants are much harder to find.

All the food comes from California, the biggest companies and leading industries are on the coasts, and the best schools are in the Northeast, you fucking halfwit.

It is though retard

For me, it's crab legs.

very nice post

Crab is vastly superior to lobster. Prove me wrong.

Impressive, very nice.

incredibly based

You can buy a slice of pizza there for $1 from any of 10000 places dipshit

It was obviously a joke, autismo.

Yes, he has Downs Syndrome, respect his achievement

Let's see you star in a 1m an episode sitcom with Downs

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>that pic

leftist places are literal shitholes. that is, shit in the streets, needles, filth, crime, gibs. it's funny how you can pay through the nose and teeth to rent a tiny apartment and somehow feel superior to the rest of the country because you live in an echo chamber. you could remove every leftist from America and nothing of value would be lost.

Seething bumpkin retard that’s never left his farm

>Dude what if like... Spices? And like meat, vegetables, in a pot, broiled up

What cajun meal did I just describe?

Instant noodles are a hot meal, a microwaved can of beans is a hot meal.
Does it mean a nice restaurant quality meal? A better word choice should have been considered

>Leave comfy town
>To live in a broom closet where you have to wade through needles and human waste to get to your job at "the startup", that is if they haven't unpersoned you for making a gay joke in 2007
I'm good man

>Spices? And like meat, vegetables, in a pot, broiled up
This is all cuisine

So stay in your Utopia with all the meth heads, poor fucks with plenty of food stamps but no teeth, and a Walmart instead of culture. I'm sure stepping over insulin needles is so much better.

>British Tika massala
I’m Indian and I’m very triggered. As soon as they left India they no longer as Indian, at least own up to it

i've lived and traveled all around the country, actually. living in a suburb in a red state is objectively superior to living in a blue city.

>i have only eaten fast "mexican food"

>C-cali doesn't count!
>B-but Texas does!

seething flyover pleb

>JOEY DOESNT SHARE FOOD
>offers to share food

Boy, I hope somebody got fired for this blunder!

>living in a suburb in a red state is objectively superior to living in a blue city.

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it's more like enjoying a big house in a safe, clean neighborhood surrounded by trustworthy people. keep drinking that NPC kool-aid

>that filename

holy shit, the soi is real

not gonna speak for other countries but in Mexico is Texas no doubt

>trustworthy people
>in a red state
Hahaha! Oh wow! Redstaters have no morals. That's how you went from religious litmus tests and believing there's a war on Christianity to electing an agnostic narcissist.

Cajun is the old French settlers

Because Mexico already looks like Texas, you brown sipshit.

>California accounts for nearly 40% of the entire American economy

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Also you’re thinking of creole

tacos are the tip of the tip of the iceberg when it comes to our food, i would suggest you came to Mexico to try the rest but i don't want you risking your ass for food user

When did that user say Cali doesnt count? He was saying that Cali isnt just dominating the GDP in the states. That a southern stste, texas, was close behind. Which are all facts

So literally all food? You do know the combination of spices/seasonings is what makes/distinguishes different foods right?

No

Cuisine has complexity in its preparation and flavor, spices are used in certain amounts to create certain flavors

Cajun food is just throwing some food in a broiler with a load of spices, the more the better. Cajun shrimp tastes the same as cajun pork.

TIL: When Matt LeBlanc auditioned for the role as Joey on friends, he slept in a public bathroom, stealing toiletpaper and selling it to poopers while their pants were down. When the cast got their paychecks the first thing Courtney Cox bought was a car, Matt bought flushable wipes.

>blue city
>Detroit
>Chicago
>San Francisco
Awesome. So the choice is between violent dindus and overwhelming faggots with hobos shitting everywhere.

No i know. I was just trying to point out to that user that you can make dumb generalizations like he was with all types of food.

my girlfriends family is straight from mexico so i get to try alot of Mexican foods

TIL: When Matt Leblanc auditioned for the role of Joey on Friends, he was living out of his car. When the cast got their first paychecks, Courtney Cox bought his car and immediately evicted him.

Chicago is awesome, retard. The niggers are all relegated to one side of town and the rest is very nice and safe.

And this same shit applies to cajun food... have you ever made jumbalaya for example?

No, but I've made paella, which is basically the same
>simmer a load of veg in a big pan
>add stock, rice, a load of whatever bullshit hers and spices, who cares. boil for a while
>add meat,simmer, serve

Notice how all the steps consists of adding more ingredients to the same pot

Syndication my man, Friends is one of the most heavily re-run sitcoms.

Fun Fact:

Colonel Sanders was a Freemason

>soi
What's that?

So is Scottie Pippen. Who gives a shit?

poor Matt

In america you can just get obese and live on disability, silly user

Believe it or not, the US is the most homogeneous of them all! *chuckles good-naturedly*